Massage Parlor Reports

[Saffrole]

Went there last weekend and drew Gia. She's attractive, but super low effort. Gave me like a 20 second BBBJ and then hopped on and started fake moaning. I couldn't even get off it was so uninspiring. Was in and out in 15 minutes.

[Javafat]

Just went there without appointment without reading any reviews. Session was muh barely any effort and kissing was poor. Probably won't go here again. Face and body was also wasn't great, I just go ahead with her because I was just underthe influence of some substances.

[SkeletonKey6]

Hate to break this to you, but Redmond is a dead zone for this. V-spa was the only FS place I could name (overpriced and mediocre service). I work in the area, so I've been prowling for some years with little luck. Police presence is really high in Redmond with crime / homeless on the lower side (by comparison to other parts of the Puget). Combine that with affluent NIMBYs who are more than happy to snitch if a place gets more foot traffic than they think is reasonable and Redmond is full of squirrelly L1/ L2 places and not much else. Places in Redmond must be pretty buttoned up to avoid scrutiny. .....

And considering all the big wigs at MS and their ties to you-know-who, "prostitutes for me, not for thee" seems to be redmond patrician's adage for us plebes. Have often wondered what sort of services a monger can get for a really high dollar harlot, the ones that charge $10,000 / hour.

[Beezy777]

Was in town a few months ago and saw Mia at V Spa and enjoyed my time. I went there because it was close to my hotel and the board comments at the time but I just saw the recent news so that does not appear to be an option anymore. What locations are within reasonable driving distance? Don't want to stray too far out of the area, prefer Redmond or adjacent town. I've seen bad reviews of Lucky's so I want to stay away from there, but what else would folks recommend?

Hate to break this to you, but Redmond is a dead zone for this. V-spa was the only FS place I could name (overpriced and mediocre service). I work in the area, so I've been prowling for some years with little luck. Police presence is really high in Redmond with crime / homeless on the lower side (by comparison to other parts of the Puget). Combine that with affluent NIMBYs who are more than happy to snitch if a place gets more foot traffic than they think is reasonable and Redmond is full of squirrelly L1/ L2 places and not much else. Places in Redmond must be pretty buttoned up to avoid scrutiny. V-spa was next to a friggin music school, dammit. Can't have the kids playing sax and hearing sex next door. Bellevue isn't much better, just bigger so it's harder to stomp out places. You're better off with some of the AAMP gals who post in Bellevue. I like Mikki (same experience as most AMPs, but she'll do bare. Her breath is aggressive, though). Kirkland is also taking similar hits (Crystal Asian was a rough hit for me. They were the best Eastside option, in my book).

Happy to be wrong here, if anyone else knows a spot.

[Beezy777]

After a few years of k-agencies decided to get back to AMPs again.

Used to drop 5 bills at the apartments so at the spas I've been forking over 3 (1 for house for hr 2 for tip), but they seem to be a little too happy so thought I'd look here. Turns out standard is 2 hhr /2. 6 hr? And this is all-in and do you have to tell her the split? What about for non-FS shops?

Another q, seems like not all places have shower. Does no shower = no FS or not necessarily? Thanks for all tips.

With most of the shops mentioned here, just drop $$ at the beginning and they'll take care of you. They probably were pretty happy to see you and it might be worth it to keep a little extra for a post game tip. But, you were definitely overshooting a little. For non-FS spots, pay the house first, see what the vibe is during the massage, and discreetly ask if other options are available. You can usually negotiate from there and gals are less picky about a BJ than FS. They might hit you with the saran wrap, but that's life at some spots.

A shower is a good indication of FS, but not a guarantee. Just remember that A) just because you didn't see one doesn't mean there ain't one and B) there are probably better indicators in the place for level of service. Lube, listerine, and lingerie are all decent signs of an FS spot. If I'm unsure, I just ask the girl if she does "boom boom". If she doesn't, she'll usually laugh and say "no boom boom". Because that's just funny to say. Tension defused, keep it moving.

Good luck out there, homie. Go dip your dingle and save some bucks.

[Rover0113]

Saw a tiktok ad about a latina massage parlor in Kent, they only schedule through WhatsApp, anyone have any sort of experience with this? I do feel intrigued to try it out but its definitely risky.

[Mitch Cor]

Mickey is really good at this! Just tell her exactly what you need. Ask for the "Dark Mickey" experience. For $200/ hr, really hard to beat. She has lots of toys and knows how to use them.

Hard exactly to describe what I'm looking for but I'd like a "massage" from a woman in a Domme role, maybe incorporating edging, tease and denial, sph, femdom milking, etc.

Thanks.

[MauiGuy1980]

70 turns around the Sun. Still working. Bit slow and low on energy at times. But still functioning. Visiting these girls validate the system is still good to go.

I want to be like you when I am 70!

[DragonBitten]

After a few years of k-agencies decided to get back to AMPs again.

Used to drop 5 bills at the apartments so at the spas I've been forking over 3 (1 for house for hr 2 for tip), but they seem to be a little too happy so thought I'd look here. Turns out standard is 2 hhr /2. 6 hr? And this is all-in and do you have to tell her the split? What about for non-FS shops?

Another q, seems like not all places have shower. Does no shower = no FS or not necessarily? Thanks for all tips.

Dang. Last time I dropped more than 3, I got almost 2 hours with 2 different ladies. .

Since none of the regulars have responded, from my experience, I stick to the ones named here (JM, Blue Jade, Brisa), just hand over 2 and say "this is for everything" with a wink and it's good to go. JM has a TS you can ask for, BJ has a standing shower but it can get crowded with two people. I've only been to Tokyo Renton once and I guess it's known to be 2. 6/ hr there.

[Pbmgd]

I checked this place out on a whim, turned out to be a nice choice. Met Mei Mei I think she said. Pretty cute, Chinese, maybe 30 - 35, nice massage, minimal teasing but left the towel at my feet, at my feet. On the flip she covered me with the towel for about 2 minutes and then gave me "and then. ?" look, I pointed mouth, she nods, cover come out and a very slow and sensual performance. Blew in the bag, I'll be back.

Looking at rub maps, this place seems hit and miss, anyone else have good / bad experiences recently?

I had visited a few times in 2023/2024 and had positive experiences getting a good massage and a playful, enjoyable HJ from a plain clothed but accomodating Asian MILF. I went back in November 2025 and the place was busier and the attractive masseuse was pressed provocatively (forget the name) so I'm thinking the menu expanded. Paid the house 1 hr massage fee.

She was pretty aggressive and appeared genuinely aroused. She was kissing my legs and taint and I became very aroused. She then wanted her tip and I tipped to a total paid for 1 hr at JM / Q / Tokyo, plus a little extra as we had a good connection. Once I paid, her menu didn't expand as I expected. I got the same pre-tip erotic teasing, she stripped but kept panties on (Aunt Flo may have been in town) and I got the Saran-wrap BJ which was a total letdown and from which I can't cum. I settled for an unexceptional HJ. Shame on me for not specifying the menu upfront but my little head took over.

Adding insult to injury, after the HJ, she then started answering the door, told me it was busy about 25 minutes into our time and that she had to take another customer. She told me that she would make up the lost time "next time". I was pretty annoyed, got dressed and left. I won't return despite its convenient location.

[NotUnlisted]

Was in town a few months ago and saw Mia at V Spa and enjoyed my time. I went there because it was close to my hotel and the board comments at the time but I just saw the recent news so that does not appear to be an option anymore. What locations are within reasonable driving distance? Don't want to stray too far out of the area, prefer Redmond or adjacent town. I've seen bad reviews of Lucky's so I want to stay away from there, but what else would folks recommend?

[JonnyWongCong]

70 turns around the Sun. Still working. Bit slow and low on energy at times. But still functioning. Visiting these girls validate the system is still good to go.

I have a lot of catching up to do my man

[BobSF]

That is why I am so frantically fucking.

70 turns around the Sun. Still working. Bit slow and low on energy at times. But still functioning. Visiting these girls validate the system is still good to go.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Glad you had a good session, Susu certainly capable of it, but Cloud 6 just a mess.

I won't go till Susu is gone and I have heard that they have learned how to deal with customers.

Telling the truth is quite helpful!

Paid a first visit to Cloud 6.
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Had a bit of a wait for SuSu, so it sounds like this may be one of those shops that always accepts your appointment and tells you to come on over, but leaves the girls to figure out how to manage traffic once you're in the door. Hopefully they tighten that up, because for many of us we have limited windows to work with.

[CamelToe2000]

Paid a first visit to Cloud 6. Looks like a solid option to add into the local mix, close to Blue Jade with a discrete back of building entrance. I noticed that the interior walls seem significantly more substantial than is typical in these joints, usually if there's action in a room everyone in the place knows about it. Here you the audio action is much more muted, I suppose that could be a plus or minus depending on what kind of freak flag you like to fly.

Greeted at the door by Anna, who deposited me in a room to wait for my appointment with SuSu, after trying to flirt her way into a 3 some (nearly successfully, she had a dirty girl vibe to her that I thought boded well but meeting new girls for the first time I prefer to see how they do solo).

Had a bit of a wait for SuSu, so it sounds like this may be one of those shops that always accepts your appointment and tells you to come on over, but leaves the girls to figure out how to manage traffic once you're in the door. Hopefully they tighten that up, because for many of us we have limited windows to work with.

In any case, in this instance it was well worth the wait. I won't belabor it too much as SuSu has already been reviewed here extensively, but she delivered a superstar level visit. Tight and fit surgically enhanced body, pretty face card, and passionate service queen makes for an extremely potent combo. She's leaving before the end of the month on the 25th, and it sounds like she won't be back in the Seattle area for around 3 months, so if you're a fan get while the getting's good.

While she had me on all fours servicing my oil pan and dipstick from the rear, another gal came in and started making out with me, I think she said her name was cherry? Or maybe this was Shirley as referenced in prior posts. Cute and looked to have a nice body under the dress but again I passed. Looks to be a good lineup there, and both other girls seemed like intriguing options.