Massage Parlor Reports

[oldus12]

If they transitioned and had the surgery they are now a woman. That's how transitioning works.

Perhaps you should ask the forum administrator if he shares your opinion.

[ThirdTimes]

Not hating, just stating facts. He used to have a YouTube channel documenting his transition and ads confirming he had "all my surgeries. " As previously mentioned, this is a well known person locally by those who have been around. The features aren't particularly feminine, but you like what you like. It is against guidelines to discuss it here. I'm sure there are tranny centered forums where you could give your endorsement.

If they transitioned and had the surgery they are now a woman. That's how transitioning works.

[oldus12]

I'm pretty sure none of the people ridiculing this have actually made a visit. I stand with Pete: she has a great body, great tits, great ass, no male features, far better massage than 98% of the FBSM providers I've seen over the last 10 years, and was decent to talk to in between removing clothing.

I go for a rub because I want certain things, and she provides that. I am 100% certain Lauren is a better option than Princess Peach, TLC with raccoons, some of the other cave trolls I've spent $150+ on, DIY Chinese place with some geriatric that can't communicate beyond grunts and gestures, and better value than the GPS Kasino Kash and Renny etc etc.

As much as people ***** and moan that Kalamazoo is dead, they're freaked out because a post at one time said greek and not vaginal. I knew a girl in college that would do everything except vaginal intercourse because she could say she was saving that for marriage. Go figure. I dated a girl once with some kind of disorder with her lady bits and certain times it could be painful to have male anatomy in there.

Haters going to hate, insecure or whatever the issue is. But cost is low and value is high, and I like those tits she lets me play with while taking care of business. I've put my hands on her and have zero evidence of any sex change. And I'm not sure I'd even care, I'm not there to put the P in the V, I'm there for a $70 rub and tug. And it is good.

Not hating, just stating facts. He used to have a YouTube channel documenting his transition and ads confirming he had "all my surgeries. " As previously mentioned, this is a well known person locally by those who have been around. The features aren't particularly feminine, but you like what you like. It is against guidelines to discuss it here. I'm sure there are tranny centered forums where you could give your endorsement.

[CorpseHummus]

Hey like what you like, do what you want with who you want, I'm not yucking your yum brothers. Just putting out a fact. I'm not upset not jealous not spiteful. Just think people should be forthcoming with information like that. Again could care less about who you see, how you see them, what you pay, and what you do woth your time. I'm just doing a public service announcement. You want to go there and pretend that's fine, you think its a girl that's cool. No need to get defensive. We are all scum bags on here posting about doing greasy shit LOL. Just a warning for the board. This is what the board is for. The board is for info. For fellow mongers to share info. That's it. And again lauren is a dude. "No such thing as chick's with dicks, only dudes with tits. " Happy hunting fellow grease balls.

[RickDee]

I'm pretty sure none of the people ridiculing this have actually made a visit. I stand with Pete: she has a great body, great tits, great ass, no male features, far better massage than 98% of the FBSM providers I've seen over the last 10 years, and was decent to talk to in between removing clothing.

I go for a rub because I want certain things, and she provides that. I am 100% certain Lauren is a better option than Princess Peach, TLC with raccoons, some of the other cave trolls I've spent $150+ on, DIY Chinese place with some geriatric that can't communicate beyond grunts and gestures, and better value than the GPS Kasino Kash and Renny etc etc.

As much as people ***** and moan that Kalamazoo is dead, they're freaked out because a post at one time said greek and not vaginal. I knew a girl in college that would do everything except vaginal intercourse because she could say she was saving that for marriage. Go figure. I dated a girl once with some kind of disorder with her lady bits and certain times it could be painful to have male anatomy in there.

Haters going to hate, insecure or whatever the issue is. But cost is low and value is high, and I like those tits she lets me play with while taking care of business. I've put my hands on her and have zero evidence of any sex change. And I'm not sure I'd even care, I'm not there to put the P in the V, I'm there for a $70 rub and tug. And it is good.

I will not see this provider until someone confirms there is a vagina between their legs. This person has been discussed multiple times as a mtf.

[oldus12]

See if she let's you use that pussy? I only. Do anal. Come on man. She has told people on this board she use to be a man. She's got hands like catchers mitts. 6 ft tall. And we know a guy who went to school with him. But if you want to pretend do you.

Seriously. How is this even being talked about anymore? You could see him from across the street and immediately tell he is a guy.

[JeffreySpicoli]

Lauren that has regularly posted on the BC and Kzoo boards over the past several years is 100% a dude. I've unfortunately paid for a massage at her previous place in Kzoo before she moved to this new place. She has a voice like a truck driver and the build of a MMA fighter and hands like a gorilla. My advice is to stay clear. The massage is terrible and I didn't even want to try extras. I'm only calling her "her" to be kind because why not, but definitely a dude. Sorry guys but there are better options than to waste your time and money on Lauren. And she did go to school in the area amd was definitely a guy then.

[CorpseHummus]

I promise all of my Brothers that this Lauren is a woman and has been female from birth. This is my personal close observation.

See if she let's you use that pussy? I only. Do anal. Come on man. She has told people on this board she use to be a man. She's got hands like catchers mitts. 6 ft tall. And we know a guy who went to school with him. But if you want to pretend do you.

[Pete StPete]

I promise all of my Brothers that this Lauren is a woman and has been female from birth. This is my personal close observation.

I will not see this provider until someone confirms there is a vagina between their legs. This person has been discussed multiple times as a mtf.

[UtrGuy]

Lauren.

Apparently I've taken one for the team. Lauren https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...a/463632072672 can confirm is real. She is not the woman in the ad; only better. Chocolate delight stout firm commanding of stature beautiful in profile. Location is quiet and seemed secure off of South Westnedge. Is a trained massage therapist. Table & towel hygiene was questionable but not horrible. Two bills was my damage. Paid for an hour received 40 minutes but that may be my bad. Takes direction well and I was lacking direction. Would I repeat?

I will not see this provider until someone confirms there is a vagina between their legs. This person has been discussed multiple times as a mtf.

[CorpseHummus]

Guys how many times do we have to go over this. Lauren use to have a dick. My buddy went to school with him. She for sure had her dick chopped off. Ever wonder why she only offers anal? She has admitted it to other mongers. No judgment but 100% confirmed she used to be a dude. Knock yourself out. But there is no doubt. Use to have a dick. Not a debate 100% trans. Now do what you do.

[Pete StPete]

Definitely not chubby. Well put together could be gym familiar about 5'10;or 5'11.

"Stout" as in chubby?

[Lumberyard]

Lauren.

Apparently I've taken one for the team. Lauren https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...a/463632072672 can confirm is real. She is not the woman in the ad; only better. Chocolate delight stout firm commanding of stature beautiful in profile. Location is quiet and seemed secure off of South Westnedge. Is a trained massage therapist. Table & towel hygiene was questionable but not horrible. Two bills was my damage. Paid for an hour received 40 minutes but that may be my bad. Takes direction well and I was lacking direction. Would I repeat?

"Stout" as in chubby?

[Pete StPete]

Lauren.

Apparently I've taken one for the team. Lauren https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...a/463632072672 can confirm is real. She is not the woman in the ad; only better. Chocolate delight stout firm commanding of stature beautiful in profile. Location is quiet and seemed secure off of South Westnedge. Is a trained massage therapist. Table & towel hygiene was questionable but not horrible. Two bills was my damage. Paid for an hour received 40 minutes but that may be my bad. Takes direction well and I was lacking direction. Would I repeat?

[GypseyDanger]

Went there a few weeks back, got one of the original girls whose name escapes me. She's always been more flirty but the massage isn't as good IMO. It was super slow and we ended up chatting for a bit after a much more enthusiastic flip than the other girl, and we she brought up extras. She said some people have been pretty pushy on things and she's been tempted but is scared of doing anything because it takes one person to come back and get her in trouble / them shut down. She said she's aware there's another place that does that sort of thing and she mentioned telling someone to go for that over there. (Whoever was pushing her to do more cmon man not cool, but I hope you're not someone here). She said she would rather keep good service with good customers (they started a loyalty thing where come enough and they give you a free hour), and then during a hug goodbye she mentioned maybe some people she would be interested in a little more, but is worried about asking too much or too little and making the customer dislike it and not want to come by. To quote "I give good massage, if you liked it you tip". Be kind to the girls, and if suddenly I've got some take out Chinese I'll let ya know but for now I enjoy the massage and extras are just extra.