Massage Parlor Reports

**Mnguy372** · 07-31-26 17:47

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

It's still open. Helen texted me last week and said she has new girl but I have not had a chance to visit.

Have to believe it's another meh, but would be curious to find out.

**Bauered** · 07-31-26 14:15

Originally Posted by PublicCumGuy [View Original Post]

Looks too good to be true.

Had a need and decided to have that dream after getting back into town plus was close by. Pretty simple set up and fast response. Within min was headed that way. Pretty low key area. Followed the instructions and was greeted by someone wayyyy older. Was already there and decided to keep going. Bed on a floor set up. She did BBBJ X2 and yeah price is way cheaper than the norm but the difference is the lady was 2 X as old. LOL.

**Dream44** · 07-31-26 10:12

Originally Posted by RxyGuy [View Original Post]

It shows as permanently closed on a Google search.

It's still open. Helen texted me last week and said she has new girl but I have not had a chance to visit.

**RxyGuy** · 07-31-26 08:54

Originally Posted by VikesFan [View Original Post]

Why is nobody talking about this place. Home run every time.

It shows as permanently closed on a Google search.

**Dream44** · 07-30-26 18:56

Originally Posted by VikesFan [View Original Post]

Why is nobody talking about this place. Home run every time.

Please get us some tidbits so we can get up to bat and hit a home run.

DM me if you don't want to share.

Thanks.

**ScatJay** · 07-30-26 17:36

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

Lmao getting L1 around here is starting to feel like L2. Even my go to's have new people that "will get in trouble".

People making money keep doing the work, unless they find something that makes more money for less / same effort, or they don't like the work that makes them the money so they leave for happiness elsewhere. OR the business goes under from competition, Govt regulations or persecution / prosecution, taxation, inflationary pressures or what not.

So why does MN seem so inhospitable to massage parlors?

Not due to a lack of demand, Tryst posts for massage are more plentiful here han for neighboring states major cities

Major Metro areas in neighboring states with better parlor action seem to have fewer Tryst massage providers.
Mpls - 73, Milwaukee - 7, Des Moines - 5, Cedar Rapids - 1, Council Bluffs/Omaha - 6

The ladies from parlors are not going independent.

The parlors are not being raided (as far as I know).

So what's really going on here?

Do Minnesotans not like massage parlor experience so the money is not as good for the parlors?

Are the parlors under constant scrutiny from commercial rental property landlords and suspicious Karens so they move on?

Is the availability of sure thing appearance and performance independents for 60-120 $$ more taking away from parlor demand?

Or maybe it's the general economic conditions, I've speculated before that I think I've see some providers start to post less blurred images and to cycle their pics more to make themselves stand out. To me this indicates an increased focus on generating business which is not needed when the money comes in easily. The thing is, the economic conditons for MN should be fairly similar to the surrounding states, and probably slightly better.

Ideas and inputs?

Anybody actually have connections with the shops that have closed / moved as to why?

Or for shops that seem to go legit, as to why.

**NotLarge1** · 07-30-26 15:44

Originally Posted by Pga231 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any idea what happened to Kings? It's been closed for a couple of weeks now, I drive by and still see the neon light. Is it temporary or permanent, anyone with some info would be great!

They are still open. Went last Saturday for a visit and got Jessica. Skinny younger girl who gave the most god awful massage. Just pushes on your back in the same spot. After the flip, straight to iit and session was over. Wanted $60 for happy ending.

**JButter9** · 07-30-26 13:37

Lmao getting L1 around here is starting to feel like L2. Even my go to's have new people that "will get in trouble".

**Pga231** · 07-27-26 22:28

Anyone have any idea what happened to Kings? It's been closed for a couple of weeks now, I drive by and still see the neon light. Is it temporary or permanent, anyone with some info would be great!

**CasualInk** · 07-24-26 08:53

Recently visited two spots and struck out both times. First up was Harmony massage. Walked in and there was a decent looking lady in her 50's. Decent massage and some light teasing here and there but ended without anything happened.

Next went to New Healing Foot Spa with even less luck. Much older lady maybe in her 70's. Had me keep my shorts on the whole time and a general waste of time.

Anyone have any recs for me? Just looking for a massage with a simple L1 at the end. Preferably someone under 50 but not super picky at this point. DMs are fine. Thanks!

**Cermic1** · 07-23-26 13:32

Originally Posted by Grover95 [View Original Post]

Visited Shun Kang in STP the other day. I hadn't been there in a while, and I always left happy in the past. On this visit, things were much different. She kept me draped the entire time, no teasing, and no hints of extras. I didn't catch her name, but the masseuse actually didn't look too bad though. Not sure if they have gone legit, or I just went on a bad day.

I tried Shang Kun several times, it was by my job, I gave up.

**Grover95** · 07-23-26 02:17

Visited Shun Kang in STP the other day. I hadn't been there in a while, and I always left happy in the past. On this visit, things were much different. She kept me draped the entire time, no teasing, and no hints of extras. I didn't catch her name, but the masseuse actually didn't look too bad though. Not sure if they have gone legit, or I just went on a bad day.

**Tug222** · 07-22-26 20:40

I went to Sen M the other day. The massage was fair. I had a very hard time getting over the smell of smoke on the masseuse. There was some teasing during the massage, but I was always at least partially draped. No extras were offered. However I'm sure they are available if you want, I just don't show any interest because the smoke smell just turned me off. Personally I'm not returning.

Has anyone tried Health Massage in shore view? Lexington. I just saw it on Google Maps, maybe I just missed it before but it looked promising.

**Tug222** · 07-22-26 20:29

I went to San M the other day. The massage was fair. I had a very hard time getting over the smell of smoke on the masseuse. There was some teasing during the massage, but I was always at least partially draped. No extras were offered. However I'm sure they are available if you want, I just don't show any interest because the smoke smell just turned me off. Personally I'm not returning.

Has anyone tried Health Massage in shore view? Lexington. I just saw it on Google Maps, maybe I just missed it before but it looked promising.

**Tug222** · 07-22-26 14:40

I went to San M the other day. The massage was fair. I had a very hard time getting over the smell of smoke on the masseuse. There was some teasing during the massage, but I was always at least partially draped. No extras were offered. However I'm sure they are available if you want, I just don't show any interest because the smoke smell just turned me off. Personally I'm not returning.

Has anyone tried Health Massage in shore view? 3360 Lexington. I just saw it on Google Maps, maybe I just missed it before but it looked promising.