Massage Parlor Reports for Regular Members and Seniors with less than 50 posts.

[Admin2]

I made this thread for the people with that can't post in the regular Massage Parlor Reports. Yes I understand that it will very quickly be full of posts from shills. Sorry, I'm not going to do anything about that. The guys who use this thread will have to be quick to ignore users.

Once you're a Senior with 50 posts you can use the normal thread, until then you're stuck with this one.

I'm saying this once, if the fucking pimps running these fucking places don't stop fucking with these reports I'm going to start editing what gets posted so that nobody who reads it will ever take the chance of going to your place.

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[Urfather44]

I've noticed that pretty much it's 50/50 now about the Latina -Asian ratio. I think the Asian owners have gotten smart that guys who just want to come into screw want hot Latinas and guys who want a real massage and get laid go with the Asian so it's a nice blend of most these places. Star Spa os no different. It's my third time there they keep the rotation pretty fresh probably every two or three weeks bring in new Brazilian and Colombian girls. Lili I think was Brazilian it's hard to tell they all have those injections in their ass she had really pretty curly hair though. It looks really nice when she was writing me and cowgirl. It's pretty much the same routine everything is covered I think the only difference is how much of a tease you're going to get before the flip or they're just going to scratch your back and turn you over. Lili spoke well enough English for me to communicate that I wanted some massage first and she did pretty good. I raised my hips to give her access to Junior she took him out between my legs gave him some nice handy work for turning me over. BJ was solid even with the cover maybe top 10 I've had. She does a cat bath too which always makes a difference especially if you're wearing a cover. I'm not a Marathon Man and I don't need to do seven positions I've bent over the table I pound her and call it a day. One of the better sessions I probably had. She did answer her phone a couple times which is always annoying going to that hot really cares.

[BearD]

Why'all know a spa that does 30 min with HE for. 8 OTD?

A long while back I wuld visit heavenly hands and euphoria. Hot younger options. DM me if there's a place like those now. Old monger getting back into it.

I haven't tried this place, but the CL ad says 40 hhr or 30 if first time. Don't even know the name of the spa, but it's on Silverton near Miramar. Worth a shot.

https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/sa...egSxtp52kodCAh

[XxxDan]

How long ago did you visit last? I am in that area and might be patron-of-the-month for a $100 all-in HJ massage.

Early March this year. They listed $50 30 minutes body + 30 minutes foot, but you would get regular on the table 60 minutes. Early 2025 I paid $50, last March they asked for $55 which I didn't bother to bargain.

2025, $50 to the hour, the lady asked $40, gave her $45 = $95.

2026, $55 to the house, another lady said up to me so I gave her $50 = $105.

Both time I received good massage 8. 5-9 if you give Eva's massage a 10. Their hot stone felt so good and is worth tipping a little more since they were extremely hot to handled.

[Joshua1955]

To the owners of Sunny Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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[Hey Tim]

Since you mentioned F Spa, you might want to try 7 Spa down the street on El Cajon Blvd & 54th in the same parking lot with El Pollo Loco. They are older but polite and reasonable. You can get 60 minutes of solid massage & hot stone, HJ and full access on tops for $100; FS was also available but I didn't partake.

How long ago did you visit last? I am in that area and might be patron-of-the-month for a $100 all-in HJ massage.

[XxxDan]

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

Since you mentioned F Spa, you might want to try 7 Spa down the street on El Cajon Blvd & 54th in the same parking lot with El Pollo Loco. They are older but polite and reasonable. You can get 60 minutes of solid massage & hot stone, HJ and full access on tops for $100; FS was also available but I didn't partake.

My most recent visit to Diamond La Mesa (you referred to the legendary Eva that works here?) was not good. Got a short and quite attractive (I hate myself for forgetting the name but she said she's Japanese), 1/2 hr massage $40 and she demanded $100 for HJ and $200 for FJ. I negotiated down to $80 for HJ which she allowed touching her tops only, no sucking, extremely business like. The worst part was she was the only one, I have met at at Diamond, that did not know how to massage.

[LipLover 88]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

Thanks for the report BB I was going to check that out after the post I saw, but now that I read this one, I will not be doing that you save me the time and money. Thank you sir happy hunting.

[BluesBalls]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

Oh, for sure. I hope you don't think that was aimed against you! I didn't mean it that way at all. As I said, it was totally my fault and I should have left early as I had mentally prepped myself, but I kept thinking it would get better. Pretty sure she does do bbfscip for what it's worth because I don't think women her age get wet that much or that easily and, even though I did nothing for her, I definitely had some thick white "lubricant" on my cock pretty quick. LOL It's all good, didn't mind that part. This whole business is YMMV, and she's no exception. I appreciate the recommendation and had genuinely wanted to check the spot out for a long time, and was in a gilf mood, which is why I headed there so quick but I just wouldn't recommend it myself unless you're really into piss exhibitionism. Lmao.

[JiggyPants]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

[LickMyBall]

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Clearly you were.

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[Manuel128]

Thank you for the honest report about a spa. This is refreshing after so many "she was a 20 year old underwear model with acute nymphomania" spam posts from that moron and all his fake accounts.

Yes. Thanks for taking one for the team. Tired of all the BS and same Sugar spa reviews. I saw a decent looking gilf at 9 massage on College. Lisa, short hair, in-shape, nice slight saggy natural Bs which I like. Had a good cowgirl technique where she pushes off her feet within your thighs. Made me pop quick. Nice lady. Manny.

[Stl Danish]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well.

Thank you for the honest report about a spa. This is refreshing after so many "she was a 20 year old underwear model with acute nymphomania" spam posts from that moron and all his fake accounts.

[BluesBalls]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

[JiggyPants]

She's the only one I've ever seen there. And I actually never bothered to get her name.

Good evening Jiggy do you happen to know the grannies name in o town she's probably at my age which I love. I would appreciate the info. But I guess I could go down there and ask also never been to that spa and I thought I've been to most LOL. Happy hunting.