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[BluesBalls]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

Oh, for sure. I hope you don't think that was aimed against you! I didn't mean it that way at all. As I said, it was totally my fault and I should have left early as I had mentally prepped myself, but I kept thinking it would get better. Pretty sure she does do bbfscip for what it's worth because I don't think women her age get wet that much or that easily and, even though I did nothing for her, I definitely had some thick white "lubricant" on my cock pretty quick. LOL It's all good, didn't mind that part. This whole business is YMMV, and she's no exception. I appreciate the recommendation and had genuinely wanted to check the spot out for a long time, and was in a gilf mood, which is why I headed there so quick but I just wouldn't recommend it myself unless you're really into piss exhibitionism. Lmao.

[JiggyPants]

Christ I hope nobody pays her $200. I've been twice and had zero pushback, and I'm average to above average sized so not sure what she was giving you a hard time for. No prize, but someone was looking for a BBFS granny and I gave a spot. As always YMMV but she's definitely not something to seek out unless someone likes gilf action. It's an itch to scratch.

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

[LickMyBall]

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[Manuel128]

Thank you for the honest report about a spa. This is refreshing after so many "she was a 20 year old underwear model with acute nymphomania" spam posts from that moron and all his fake accounts.

Yes. Thanks for taking one for the team. Tired of all the BS and same Sugar spa reviews. I saw a decent looking gilf at 9 massage on College. Lisa, short hair, in-shape, nice slight saggy natural Bs which I like. Had a good cowgirl technique where she pushes off her feet within your thighs. Made me pop quick. Nice lady. Manny.

[Stl Danish]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well.

Thank you for the honest report about a spa. This is refreshing after so many "she was a 20 year old underwear model with acute nymphomania" spam posts from that moron and all his fake accounts.

[BluesBalls]

I checked out the Old Town Spa granny and I have to say it did not go well. It's my fault because there were multiple red flags and, before going, I told myself many times that if it didn't go well that I would bail, even if I had to lose the house fee, because I had various tried and true backups.

Anyway, I arrive and there's that Chinese granny by herself. She's thin for her age but I wouldn't call her fit, she's wearing some top and yoga pants and doesn't look terrible but she's definitely 60+. I opt for the hour at 70 so I can get a massage too, ended up regretting that and 70 is way too high for that place anyway. We get started and the massage is terrible, she has no strength or techniques, so I quickly try to skip it and get to the real reason I was there.

I asked for FS and she said refused FS because my cock is too big and that she could only do HE. First red flag. I've had girls refuse anal because I'm too big, I've had girls tap out after a while of pounding because I'm too big, but refusing to even attempt is really exaggerating the situation and is too ridiculous to even be taken as a compliment. I should've said 'Thank you for the shitty massage' and walked, but I kept negotiating and she eventually accepts. I offer 120, as a lowball, and she says it's not enough and that if I'm paying that much I have to be quick and can't take long. Second red flag. I'm not offering 80 for a qv, I think this is a decent tip for her. She's also not being pleasant during this at all, she's really scolding me. I offer 140 instead, which in my mind is really fair for her given her reality, and she says it's still not enough and I need to be fast. Not seeing a difference, I stick to giving her only 120. She insists on the money upfront. Third red flag. Now, I've had a lot of places where the girls ask for the money, or I just give it without being asked, and it's not a problem, but given the negotiations so far I should've known this would be a bad move. But I give her the money, she leaves, and comes back. She comes back and immediately gets my hat ready and I'm telling her I want BBBJ but she refuses. Fourth red flag. She says she needs it and doesn't do anything without, which surprised me given her mention here. I'm telling her that for the money that should be included, she tells me guys pay her 200 for BBBJ and FS. I hope that's not true but she also just told me she didn't do without, so she's not being entirely honest. And, again, she's scolding me, and this is now as she's blowing me. Not a great situation but I tell myself, you know what, maybe it's for the best to have the cap on with this woman. We get to the event and I ask her to turn around and she refuses. Fifth red flag. She absolutely refused to do anything but missionary! I've literally never experienced this before in my life. Again, scolding me. If I hadn't already given her the money, I would've walked at this point but my dumbass was being played like a rookie. She then kept yelling at me to go slow because I'm too big when I wasn't even going fast, totally normal rhythm. So I just went extra slow in missionary with her until she basically told me okay okay finish finish after like maybe 10 or 15 minutes. She didn't feel terrible, but was a very unnecessary experience and I regretted not going to one of my regular girls.

Then after I finished, she said she didn't have any wipes. So I opted for a quick a shower of shame. The facilities are shitty. I tried to take a piss in the bathroom next to the shower, which is directly in front of and in full view of the see through security door by the way, and she's just standing there in the doorway staring at me piss?? Kinda almost finding it interesting or something. Then she just keeps watching me until I go to the shower and she fucks off. I come back into the room to get dressed because there's no place to do it in the shower, again because anyone who walks into the lobby will see my naked ass, and she's now standing in the hallway of the room watching me again as I now get dressed in the room. I tell her I'm coming out soon and she's just like Yeah, yeah and smiling at me but keeps watching, so I just shut the door in her face. LOL So weird. I got the hell out of there after that.

It was interesting getting it on in Old Town with an Old Girl, but I can see why it's do underreported. I can't say I'll ever visit that dump again. Go to F Spa with Coco or Eva if you want a good experience with an older woman, skip this spot. I didn't even catch her name, won't need it.

[JiggyPants]

She's the only one I've ever seen there. And I actually never bothered to get her name.

Good evening Jiggy do you happen to know the grannies name in o town she's probably at my age which I love. I would appreciate the info. But I guess I could go down there and ask also never been to that spa and I thought I've been to most LOL. Happy hunting.

[Fuentes]

Why'all know a spa that does 30 min with HE for. 8 OTD?

A long while back I wuld visit heavenly hands and euphoria. Hot younger options. DM me if there's a place like those now. Old monger getting back into it.

[LipLover 88]

There's a fit granny at Otown spa in old town that will fit the bill.

Good evening Jiggy do you happen to know the grannies name in o town she's probably at my age which I love. I would appreciate the info. But I guess I could go down there and ask also never been to that spa and I thought I've been to most LOL. Happy hunting.

[Dog Rice]

I don't think Lulu is there anymore. Not sure whether Lulu is actually working nowadays.

If you are talking about Lulu at you Massage in Spring Valley, what activities are available depends a LOT of how she interacts with you and whether she likes you. I get along with her well, YMMV.

[JiggyPants]

There's a fit granny at Otown spa in old town that will fit the bill.

I need barback. Would like to fuck Lulu. Cream her old pie. How do I find her and how much.

[BeachDrone]

I need barback. Would like to fuck Lulu. Cream her old pie. How do I find her and how much.

If you are talking about Lulu at you Massage in Spring Valley, what activities are available depends a LOT of how she interacts with you and whether she likes you. I get along with her well, YMMV.

[Skajikhan]

I need barback. Would like to fuck Lulu. Cream her old pie. How do I find her and how much.

[FrenchPlayBoy]

Does anybody remember Sophia / taylor from 2 years ago who used to show up at Me spa? I've been out of the AMP game for awhile and haven't kept up and was wondering if she's still around under another name.

I've been wondering the same if anyone could chip in.

[Super Dirty]

Walked in and drew Elsa and man, all I can say is she was having a bad day. Substantial language barrier. She agreed to a coed shower with some annoyance, and I couldn't get even one stroke of preview Russian. Back to the room for some light soft massage with the big MMs all over and some good heavy breathing, that was nice. Pretty quick flip and on to a toothy BJ, I had to stop her at one point. Maybe it was a bad angle for her, who knows. Mish and doggy both pretty good, though she was trying to work out a sore shoulder during the act. Moved on from that and wanted to try for a Russian finish. We started with her kneeling while I sat on the edge of the table. I put my feet on her calves at one point, and she pointedly shrugged them off. She seemed really peeved when I finished on her. Perfunctory coed shower for cleanup, then I was left to make my way back to the room solo. At some point I even saw another monger (sorry). Elsa came back in as I was getting dressed and asked for her tip, and tidied up a bit. I was confused by the whole encounter and said I'm sorry, I don't understand, are you ok? I mean, I'm polite, fit, not bad looking, I try to be a good companion. And she said yes, it's just a shoulder thing. She then disappeared. One of the other girls came in and introduced herself and kissed me on the lips, which should've been nice, but felt extra awkward because at this point I was consumed with a feeling of wanting to GTFO. Then I was more or less on my own to see myself out. The whole logistics of getting me out after the finish completely lacked the usual careful AMP orchestration.

Who knows, maybe it was just a shoulder thing. I'm not sure I buy it. Maybe I tried to direct the action too much. But if I can strike out at Sugar, maybe this hobby is not for me. I'm going to make Jr. Read this next time he asks if he can go out and play.