Massage Parlor Reports

**Belowavgracer** · 07-19-26 01:06

To start, I'm familiar with the roster at Relax and I've had pretty good experiences there. I was with Mocha sometime last week and we chatted quite a bit. I heard good things about Lucky, but when I asked Mocha she said Luck was on vacation (which I first heard through reports here) but she said it is unlikely that she would return. Sad to hear but there's decent talent around. Yesterday, I was in the Naperville area, and I was aware of Magic spa, and some of the Relax ladies would sub in occasionally. Well, I texted the number and asked who was in today, response said Ewa and Lucky. I thought she returned, today must be my lucky day, so asked for Lucky and made a brief drive over.

There are a couple restaurants in the lot so it's a bit busy. I walk in and I meet "Lucky", She must not be the same Lucky that was praised over at Relax up until her departure, this one was straight-up unattractive. This Lucky is pushing above 50 and packing some weight, I honestly thought she was the mama-san. I am too non-confrontational to decline at least the massage, and as I am walked to the room I see Ewa towards the back, a glimpse of what I couldve had.

Same pricing as Relax. Massage was below average, just a tad too much elbow. The table shower looks medical-grade and is mostly hard surfaces and not comfortable. The location itself seems recently renovated and is decent.

Anyways, after the massage, Lucky asks what I want next. Lucky insisted $. 5 for L3 but I really was not feeling that. Maybe out of desperation and a lot of copium, I thought I'd at least run L1 or L2. I don't know why, I probably thought the lights we're dim enough and I can use some imagination, and hey maybe the lady has some game. I made the mistake of picking L2 for $. 2. I got to do a bit of roaming and touching, some LFK, and then finally the BBBJ. The technique itself wasn't terrible, but the visuals of someone approaching double my age (and maybe even weight) overcame even my wildest imagination ann the dimmest of lighting. Soon I lost all blood flow down there along with my will to live. I asked for a water when it was clear that the plumbing has stopped, exchanged pleasantries and made my way out, feeling nothing but disgust rocking my soul.

I am not new to the hobby, and I've definitely had encounters where I couldn't quite finish, or the girl was a bit heavier / older, or some panel-magic if there are pics / ads involved. But this encounter damaged me to the core. It was a long and quiet drive home for me. I think I'll go for a K-spa like Lanes or AT if it's open, or head to Mt prospect next time. I might get PTSD if I hear mandarin again.

**JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction** · 07-18-26 11:03

Originally Posted by Eman31 [View Original Post]

Oki looked like it was permanently closed the last time I drove by there.

Went there 10 am in the morning, door was locked. Seems closed for good.

**Phloverno6** · 07-18-26 09:46

Originally Posted by Si777 [View Original Post]

I've had both, in my experience Ewwa is better, and she will spend more time tongue'ing your ass. Just my 2 cents, but you can't go wrong with either one. Have fun!

I agree, both are fantastic.

IMHO Kiki seemed to go longer and enjoys it more.

Ewa hasn't done it in awhile for me. But during the shower she definitely likes cleaning every little crease, and playing with my ass hole.

YMMV.

PH.

**JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction** · 07-18-26 09:29

Originally Posted by Jkuntz312 [View Original Post]

Who's the best rimjob provider there? I hear Kiki and Ewa mentioned most. Is one better than the other? Any other providers in the area offer this? DMs open always.

I had a rimjob at Cove last year without asking, I complained the massage was too hard last time, and she skipped the massage and started rimming. It was my only experience. It felt good and she spent quite some time down there. But I didn't feel anything special, it's just not my type of activity.

**JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction** · 07-18-26 09:18

Originally Posted by Phloverno6 [View Original Post]

All-star lineup at Relax: Kiki Candy Vivi Moka Bobo Ewa.

Treat them well.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

Ewwa will be at Magic until Wednesday.

**Si777** · 07-18-26 07:40

Originally Posted by Jkuntz312 [View Original Post]

Who's the best rimjob provider there? I hear Kiki and Ewa mentioned most. Is one better than the other? Any other providers in the area offer this? DMs open always.

I've had both, in my experience Ewwa is better, and she will spend more time tongue'ing your ass. Just my 2 cents, but you can't go wrong with either one. Have fun!

**Jkuntz312** · 07-17-26 23:11

Who's the best rimjob provider there? I hear Kiki and Ewa mentioned most. Is one better than the other? Any other providers in the area offer this? DMs open always.

**Eman31** · 07-17-26 18:17

Originally Posted by JonnyHard-ShillAuthoroferoticfiction [View Original Post]

I've been to Oki 3 times last year, all they have are chubby old ladies.

Oki looked like it was permanently closed the last time I drove by there.

**Phloverno6** · 07-17-26 15:03

All-star lineup at Relax: Kiki Candy Vivi Moka Bobo Ewa.

Treat them well.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

**NotSawAnymore** · 07-17-26 14:21

Originally Posted by JonnyHard-ShillAuthoroferoticfiction [View Original Post]

I've been to Oki 3 times last year, all they have are chubby old ladies.

Dang. Was hoping for better. LOL.

**LuvitAtl** · 07-17-26 09:59

Hi Gents -.

I'm visiting from Atlanta and have read a lot of past posts here. Seen the most love for Kiki, Mocha, and Lucky at Relax.

I'm actually looking for a good massage with backwalking and L1 (not more) by someone young and fit. Location somewhat flexible.

I know sometimes girls who are used to L2 and L3 don't want to do actual massage. Is that the case with the women at Relax?

I appreciate your help and happy to assist if you visit down south. DM welcome as well.

Thanks!!

**JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction** · 07-16-26 23:03

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

A job change has me working 5 minutes from here now. Lombard is super rich with parlors obviously, but this is way too close. I've read past reports but it seems no one has reported lately. Is it worth ducking out of the office for an hour? Or are Lanes, Harmony and Ivy the better move?

I've been to Oki 3 times last year, all they have are chubby old ladies.

**BassMan1989** · 07-16-26 11:52

Originally Posted by LuvitAtl [View Original Post]

I texted yesterday with Magic, phone number ending in 2182, number from their google profile. And I asked who was working. The reply was "Kiki and Lucky".

Does that match with the number you called?

Yup- 2182 is same number. Maybe it was language barrier.

**NotSawAnymore** · 07-16-26 11:24

A job change has me working 5 minutes from here now. Lombard is super rich with parlors obviously, but this is way too close. I've read past reports but it seems no one has reported lately. Is it worth ducking out of the office for an hour? Or are Lanes, Harmony and Ivy the better move?

**JonnyHard-Shill Author of erotic fiction** · 07-16-26 08:59

Originally Posted by LuvitAtl [View Original Post]

I texted yesterday with Magic, phone number ending in 2182, number from their google profile. And I asked who was working. The reply was "Kiki and Lucky".

Does that match with the number you called?

Kiki is back to GE Relax. Ewa is the sub at Magic until next Wednesday.