Massage Parlor Reports

**RayLatoole** · 07-17-26 14:15

Originally Posted by SmegBoy [View Original Post]

If you are over 5'10" you will not fit on her table, which is hard molded plastic. I'm well over 6' so it was quite painful after a while. Also her ass looks like two half deflated balloons. Finally, she took my payment to another room, forgot she did that, and later blew up my phone accusing me of not paying. So no, it was not fun.

Last I heard, she's no longer in the area and moved to florida to be closer to her daughter.

**Fitzie00** · 07-17-26 11:59

Originally Posted by KkHoliday [View Original Post]

Notice of No Occupancy.

Just means that the city building department somehow determined that there's either a violation of the city building code or that the owner never got a certificate of occupancy in the first place. If the owner keeps the place open, the city can padlock it, for violation of the building department order, as opposed to running a prostitution or trafficking operation. I've seen some places take that risk. But try calling their number. I know of a place that got one of those notices on the door and they simply moved the girls to another location, until they could resolve the issue with the city.

**SmegBoy** · 07-17-26 00:09

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

The Bath Lady. I was tempted to try that service. Not fun?

If you are over 5'10" you will not fit on her table, which is hard molded plastic. I'm well over 6' so it was quite painful after a while. Also her ass looks like two half deflated balloons. Finally, she took my payment to another room, forgot she did that, and later blew up my phone accusing me of not paying. So no, it was not fun.

**Lamarr** · 07-16-26 23:23

Originally Posted by SmegBoy [View Original Post]

That's what the M1 table shower was like back in tbe day. A few others were as good. SandersNut's experience is one of the reasons I never went to Magic back in the day. Rushed tableshower, then the stupid sauna, and 45 minute sessions meant very little time in the room. There was an Asian operation out the condos on 12 mile near Telegraph that had a good tableshower setup. Most recently I tried the bath lady in Ann Arbor. That was a painful experience.

The Bath Lady. I was tempted to try that service. Not fun?

**RamButt** · 07-16-26 19:38

Originally Posted by HerpNDerp [View Original Post]

Does anyone have her phone number? I lost it and want to set up a visit. PM me.

Call Saigon or call Tiffany directly.

**HerpNDerp** · 07-16-26 15:11

Does anyone have her phone number? I lost it and want to set up a visit. PM me.

**SmegBoy** · 07-16-26 00:37

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Totally depends on the venue and the provider. I've never done a table shower in the Detroit area, so I can't speak to the places mentioned here, but at many AMPs in Chicago and NYC for example, much of the fun happens right in the table shower. Sometimes the first pop happens there, then a second one in the room.

That's what the M1 table shower was like back in tbe day. A few others were as good. SandersNut's experience is one of the reasons I never went to Magic back in the day. Rushed tableshower, then the stupid sauna, and 45 minute sessions meant very little time in the room. There was an Asian operation out the condos on 12 mile near Telegraph that had a good tableshower setup. Most recently I tried the bath lady in Ann Arbor. That was a painful experience.

**Sanctimonious6** · 07-15-26 16:43

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

What I've learned about table showers is it shaves 10-15 minutes off of your fun time / massage. The girls like it because they don't have to "work as hard". Massage is a lot of work and if they can get out of 10-15 minutes of the labor or having you pump the hell out of them, they're all for it. I used to look forward to the shower until I realized the room is booked for a 30 or 60 minute slot and if you use your time in the shower then feel rushed for other activities, oh well your 30 minutes are up. Gubye.

Just my observation. Have fun and happy hunting men.

SN.

Totally depends on the venue and the provider. I've never done a table shower in the Detroit area, so I can't speak to the places mentioned here, but at many AMPs in Chicago and NYC for example, much of the fun happens right in the table shower. Sometimes the first pop happens there, then a second one in the room.

**SandersNut** · 07-15-26 15:02

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

What places have a table shower?

What I've learned about table showers is it shaves 10-15 minutes off of your fun time / massage. The girls like it because they don't have to "work as hard". Massage is a lot of work and if they can get out of 10-15 minutes of the labor or having you pump the hell out of them, they're all for it. I used to look forward to the shower until I realized the room is booked for a 30 or 60 minute slot and if you use your time in the shower then feel rushed for other activities, oh well your 30 minutes are up. Gubye.

Just my observation. Have fun and happy hunting men.

SN.

**RamButt** · 07-15-26 07:52

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

What places have a table shower?

M1 on Telegraph used to have the best, most playful table shower. A lot of times l would pop right there then she cleaned me up and went back to the room for another playful round. Haven't been in a while so not sure its the same experience.

**Significant05** · 07-15-26 07:31

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

What places have a table shower?

Q Therapy has a table shower. They often aren't worth it, but I've had a few good experiences (not at Q. In Jackson). The good ones were like a soapy massage, a little playful, and then a nice sauna after. It's so unpredictable what you'll get in my experience I just avoid them unless I actually need to cleanup before the massage.

**JietMan** · 07-15-26 01:30

Originally Posted by BigVal [View Original Post]

I think Cypress? I could be wrong but pretty sure the place was on 8 mile where I tried a table shower, but I think there's like 4 of them on 8 mile.

If you're thinking this is going to be some relaxing experience, maybe keep your expectations low.

My experience was getting on some uncomfortable plastic mat while some girl sprayed me down like a dog with a shower head and rubbed cheap soap on me for like 5 minutes.

This was over a year ago, so who knows maybe things have changed now.

I've inquired about a table shower a few times when I've seen one in the back and I was always told "you probably wouldn't like it" After reading your report, they were right.

**BigVal** · 07-15-26 01:03

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

What places have a table shower?

I think Cypress? I could be wrong but pretty sure the place was on 8 mile where I tried a table shower, but I think there's like 4 of them on 8 mile.

If you're thinking this is going to be some relaxing experience, maybe keep your expectations low.

My experience was getting on some uncomfortable plastic mat while some girl sprayed me down like a dog with a shower head and rubbed cheap soap on me for like 5 minutes.

This was over a year ago, so who knows maybe things have changed now.