Massage Parlor Reports

[OnlyMe1234]

When did Elm close in Col Heights, 917X addy. That was my sneaky great time place. When to Columbia heights after almost walking in to closed building LOL, and ended up with exceptional service there.

I'm guessing fairly recently, Google still shows it as open. Did it looked cleaned out? That place has been several different names so wondering if they are permanently closed or if this is just another name change. In case anyone is confused, there's a typo in the original post, its addy is 517 X.

[OnlyMe1234]

When did Maple Leaf close? I haven't been out there for a while, I had found better options, but still liked going there.

It was about a year ago. Don't remember the details but there was a rumor about it having some connection with Diamond Star /696/ AA massage in Roseville but not sure how truthful that was or how much of a connection it was. I was at AA once before Maple closed down and wasn't impressed so haven't been back.

[Cermic1]

First Maple Leaf now Kings. All the good ones never last.

When did Maple Leaf close? I haven't been out there for a while, I had found better options, but still liked going there.

[Mnguy372]

Made the trip our East and both have had better than previous experiences. Tits out on both and masseuse age prob in the 40's or so and relatively attractive for MN.

If anyone hasn't been out recently I'd recommend giving it a try with some of the recent shutdowns.

Hudson Healing gal said her name was Sophia.

[LastsLonger]

When did Elm close in Col Heights, 917X addy. That was my sneaky great time place. When to Columbia heights after almost walking in to closed building LOL, and ended up with exceptional service there.

[KrangleVerse]

Looks like google is saying permanently closed.

First Maple Leaf now Kings. All the good ones never last.

[Cypress7]

She might not be a back walker. But I swear she's legitimately one of the best Thai practitioners in the Twin Cities. No HE. No funny business is tolerated.

A bit more at $155 an hour. Uptown Thai Massage 612-423-8XXX Owner's name is Tete. She's a sole practitioner. Lower level office space.

Maybe early 40's. Far from retirement. 29XX Bryant Ave. S. #11X Mpls. 554XX.

Awesome thank you I will. Connect w her.

[ScatJay]

I'm sure ya'll have heard, but in case you haven't, Frey is pushing to lift the ban on adult bathouses and legal sex venues. Not prostitution legalization per se from the sound of it, but stuff like BDSM and swing clubs would be legal. Possibly even peep shows at strip clubs or sex shops please?

I'm personally hoping this puts the pressure off of AMP's and brings the good times back. LEO likes to target AMP's via the human trafficking or licensure angle, so maybe it will have zero effect there. I really don't know, I'm no legal buff. Anyone have any thoughts regarding the potential future?

Around 2017, the City stopped co-ed Nude Yoga classes that were occurring at a studio in uptown on the basis that it was unlicensed Adult entertainment.

Guess what they didn't stop, the all male gay / bi Nude Yoga classes at the same facility.

Their view of who was being entertained by nudity was absolutely one sided.

It's not a general liberalization of all things sex that is going on, it's the bluest of the blue members of the council seeking to right the wrongs of the past (as they see it), for a certain element of the community (but not you, you're a pervert). The folks who'd frequent a bathhouse are different, an aggrieved class in society who need the normal rules to be lifted so they can express their needs, which are different than your needs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OR_D2EEPS4

[OnlyMe1234]

I'm sure ya'll have heard, but in case you haven't, Frey is pushing to lift the ban on adult bathouses and legal sex venues. Not prostitution legalization per se from the sound of it, but stuff like BDSM and swing clubs would be legal. Possibly even peep shows at strip clubs or sex shops please?

I'm personally hoping this puts the pressure off of AMP's and brings the good times back. LEO likes to target AMP's via the human trafficking or licensure angle, so maybe it will have zero effect there. I really don't know, I'm no legal buff. Anyone have any thoughts regarding the potential future?

I'm guessing it's going to have very little effect on most of us on this site. I haven't looked at it too closely, but it sounds like it's just bathhouses, community baths, where they will allow consensual sex as long as no money is exchanged. These bathhouses are catered to the gay community and that is pretty much the only people that use them. So, unless you are gay or bi, I don't see how this will have any effect on you. I could be wrong but that's the way I understand it.

On a side note, Frey isn't the main one pushing this. The main one is Chavez, who is a member of the LGBT community.

[BurtForPres]

I'm sure ya'll have heard, but in case you haven't, Frey is pushing to lift the ban on adult bathouses and legal sex venues. Not prostitution legalization per se from the sound of it, but stuff like BDSM and swing clubs would be legal. Possibly even peep shows at strip clubs or sex shops please?

I'm personally hoping this puts the pressure off of AMP's and brings the good times back. LEO likes to target AMP's via the human trafficking or licensure angle, so maybe it will have zero effect there. I really don't know, I'm no legal buff. Anyone have any thoughts regarding the potential future?

[Ddys11]

I have read recent reviews of Jenny at MM. I visited this week. She was the same cheerful, sweet girl she has always been (have seen her for years at Jade and other). Massage was actually better than before and everything else very good as usual. Not sure why other recent reports have been negative. Not the case for me.

You must be a favorite of hers. My report is accurate. The new space is really bad IMHO. I had the room just off the reception area. The room was so small Jenny barely had enough room around the table. I won't be going back unless something seriously changes.

[WiseTraveler]

How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

The original question was about legit places. At legit places, you get nude but cover yourself with a towel. You can be a little sloppy and have the top of you butt show and point your soldier down so they'll be more likely to see / touch you as they move draping around. I tend to be more careful and focus on connecting first, reading the room / vibe, then seeing if they respond to requests to loosen draping, use something lighter (I do get warm), and give appreciative feedback without squirming / moaning. Again, for legit places. The ones who are open to giving extras are then more likely to consider it as I've shown I get the need for discretion and respect.

It's like trying to start an affair with a trophy wife or soccer mom. Is she going to consider the guy who blatantly hits on everyone, or the one who demonstrates discretion, patience, and respect?

If it's an AMP, yeah, start nekkid and see where it goes.

[WiseTraveler]

Are you saying you can't strip nude and lay nude face down undraped prior to the massage? That's what I did and assumed if she draped me extras would be off the table and if not they might be a go. How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

At an AMP jack shack it's fine but at a legit place, at best they'll cover you, they might chastise / warn you, or the therapist may go to the manager and say she doesn't want to work with you. Unless you're an older lady or European, they'll assume you're a perv.

[Arisvangua]

I'm sure the owner knew that the city officials and law enforcement were aware of what was going on. In a way I'm glad they decided to close up because I don't think things were looking good for them especially with a few of the Google reviews. I was glad to see Vicky one more time before she went back to California. Let's just say everything was on the table for a really good reasonable amount just because I saw her 6 times and tip her a bit. I can't imagine what the AMP services are like in California.

Palm springs, for the same price here I've had plenty where as soon as we get to the table I'm pounding them already. Just send a phone call and ask for the boom so they know what to give you before you even arrived.

[CashMoney27]

Looks like google is saying permanently closed.

I'm sure the owner knew that the city officials and law enforcement were aware of what was going on. In a way I'm glad they decided to close up because I don't think things were looking good for them especially with a few of the Google reviews. I was glad to see Vicky one more time before she went back to California. Let's just say everything was on the table for a really good reasonable amount just because I saw her 6 times and tip her a bit. I can't imagine what the AMP services are like in California.