Massage Parlor Reports

[Ddys11]

I have read recent reviews of Jenny at MM. I visited this week. She was the same cheerful, sweet girl she has always been (have seen her for years at Jade and other). Massage was actually better than before and everything else very good as usual. Not sure why other recent reports have been negative. Not the case for me.

You must be a favorite of hers. My report is accurate. The new space is really bad IMHO. I had the room just off the reception area. The room was so small Jenny barely had enough room around the table. I won't be going back unless something seriously changes.

[WiseTraveler]

How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

The original question was about legit places. At legit places, you get nude but cover yourself with a towel. You can be a little sloppy and have the top of you butt show and point your soldier down so they'll be more likely to see / touch you as they move draping around. I tend to be more careful and focus on connecting first, reading the room / vibe, then seeing if they respond to requests to loosen draping, use something lighter (I do get warm), and give appreciative feedback without squirming / moaning. Again, for legit places. The ones who are open to giving extras are then more likely to consider it as I've shown I get the need for discretion and respect.

It's like trying to start an affair with a trophy wife or soccer mom. Is she going to consider the guy who blatantly hits on everyone, or the one who demonstrates discretion, patience, and respect?

If it's an AMP, yeah, start nekkid and see where it goes.

[WiseTraveler]

Are you saying you can't strip nude and lay nude face down undraped prior to the massage? That's what I did and assumed if she draped me extras would be off the table and if not they might be a go. How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

At an AMP jack shack it's fine but at a legit place, at best they'll cover you, they might chastise / warn you, or the therapist may go to the manager and say she doesn't want to work with you. Unless you're an older lady or European, they'll assume you're a perv.

[Arisvangua]

I'm sure the owner knew that the city officials and law enforcement were aware of what was going on. In a way I'm glad they decided to close up because I don't think things were looking good for them especially with a few of the Google reviews. I was glad to see Vicky one more time before she went back to California. Let's just say everything was on the table for a really good reasonable amount just because I saw her 6 times and tip her a bit. I can't imagine what the AMP services are like in California.

Palm springs, for the same price here I've had plenty where as soon as we get to the table I'm pounding them already. Just send a phone call and ask for the boom so they know what to give you before you even arrived.

[CashMoney27]

Looks like google is saying permanently closed.

I'm sure the owner knew that the city officials and law enforcement were aware of what was going on. In a way I'm glad they decided to close up because I don't think things were looking good for them especially with a few of the Google reviews. I was glad to see Vicky one more time before she went back to California. Let's just say everything was on the table for a really good reasonable amount just because I saw her 6 times and tip her a bit. I can't imagine what the AMP services are like in California.

[Mplsguy9]

I have read recent reviews of Jenny at MM. I visited this week. She was the same cheerful, sweet girl she has always been (have seen her for years at Jade and other). Massage was actually better than before and everything else very good as usual. Not sure why other recent reports have been negative. Not the case for me.

[TxxFxx]

Is Kings Spa in Brnsvl closed? I stopped by there this morning and the door was locked, lights were out. The "Open" neon sign in the window was gone. Gave me a weird vibe. Was there last week and all was good.

Looks like google is saying permanently closed.

[Crsm27]

Are you saying you can't strip nude and lay nude face down undraped prior to the massage? That's what I did and assumed if she draped me extras would be off the table and if not they might be a go. How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

It is up to the massage therapist to cover you. If they don't then it is against "law" or regulation for their licenses type thing.

I do the exact same thing. Then it is up to the therapist if I "push" for extras. If they glance my junk, leave me undraped, let me touch legs / butt, etc.

[PublicCumGuy]

Are you saying you can't strip nude and lay nude face down undraped prior to the massage? That's what I did and assumed if she draped me extras would be off the table and if not they might be a go. How do you all prep when they leave you alone to undress? Please advise in post or DM.

Illegal. Ethical if both agree. Don't make it weird.

It's illegal in Minnesota (and most every state except maybe Texas with informed consent) to undrape genitals. Washington and Florida have carve outs for breast massage. MN doesn't have state-wide regulations but there also aren't any documented regulations allowing nude massage even with informed consent. Basically, it would violate all applicable massage ordinances and regulations, and likely be considered illegal. Still, no one's getting a ticket / arrested if you get a nude massage in someone's home / studio and you are smart enough not to record it or tell people.

As far as ethics, my view it's firmly in two consenting adult territory. Don't flash your junk at a licensed therapist and if a legit place, don't even ask. They hate that shit. If you build trust and the therapists initiates or hints, then have a conversation about it.

[WiseTraveler]

Looking for thoughts. Legal / ethical? Is full nude / no covering illegal and at risk of criminal charges or unethical and just risk of license violation.

Illegal. Ethical if both agree. Don't make it weird.

It's illegal in Minnesota (and most every state except maybe Texas with informed consent) to undrape genitals. Washington and Florida have carve outs for breast massage. MN doesn't have state-wide regulations but there also aren't any documented regulations allowing nude massage even with informed consent. Basically, it would violate all applicable massage ordinances and regulations, and likely be considered illegal. Still, no one's getting a ticket / arrested if you get a nude massage in someone's home / studio and you are smart enough not to record it or tell people.

As far as ethics, my view it's firmly in two consenting adult territory. Don't flash your junk at a licensed therapist and if a legit place, don't even ask. They hate that shit. If you build trust and the therapists initiates or hints, then have a conversation about it.

[WalkieTalkie20]

Is Kings Spa in Brnsvl closed? I stopped by there this morning and the door was locked, lights were out. The "Open" neon sign in the window was gone. Gave me a weird vibe. Was there last week and all was good.

[LastsLonger]

I have this amazing ashiatsu thai walker and killer massage, but she's old and probably will be retired soon.

Where is the best legit massage, or heaven forbid not 90 yrs old and decent, maybe offering something else, but not fully. Needed.

Shoot me a DM where your Thai Walker is at, mine is Plymouth isn't around.

[Buzz2125]

Looking for thoughts. Legal / ethical? Is full nude / no covering illegal and at risk of criminal charges or unethical and just risk of license violation.

[BassPlaya1981]

I have this amazing ashiatsu thai walker and killer massage, but she's old and probably will be retired soon.

Where is the best legit massage, or heaven forbid not 90 yrs old and decent, maybe offering something else, but not fully. Needed.

She might not be a back walker. But I swear she's legitimately one of the best Thai practitioners in the Twin Cities. No HE. No funny business is tolerated.

A bit more at $155 an hour. Uptown Thai Massage 612-423-8XXX Owner's name is Tete. She's a sole practitioner. Lower level office space.

Maybe early 40's. Far from retirement. 29XX Bryant Ave. S. #11X Mpls. 554XX.

[Cypress7]

I have this amazing ashiatsu thai walker and killer massage, but she's old and probably will be retired soon.

Where is the best legit massage, or heaven forbid not 90 yrs old and decent, maybe offering something else, but not fully. Needed.