Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Mantenomo]

You can get 20 McDonald's cheeseburgers for the price of one Hyde Park Steak Kosar.

If you appreciate the steak, it's worth every penny.

Not quite Harold Robbins, but close.

[NateHere]

You can get 20 McDonald's cheeseburgers for the price of one Hyde Park Steak Kosar.

If you appreciate the steak, it's worth every penny.

[TodaysBurner]

Looks like Lynn will be leaving once again on July 10th. This must have been a short visit. Still have not scheduled with her since the move to alice spa. Not worth the $ in my opinion. Anyone that has scheduled with her since the move feel free to dm with info.

She has a good sensual massage, but that's about it. She used to offer more but stopped. I've noticed some of the other girls doing the little tricks that she does, with less attitude. She's kind of a ***** LOL.

[Goonersquad]

Looks like Lynn will be leaving once again on July 10th. This must have been a short visit. Still have not scheduled with her since the move to alice spa. Not worth the $ in my opinion. Anyone that has scheduled with her since the move feel free to dm with info.

[YAskWhy]

Bad hygiene is never an excuse for anyone, but looks or weight / height? They are SWs who put themselves out there for financial benefit. Odds are they aren't seeing a bunch of Richard Gere or Brad Pitt types. Be friendly, clean and fresh, and don't haggle.

You can't listen to the lies these ladies tell. I doubt most mongers are going to Gold's Gym everyday and are 6 foot 3. Most ladies just expect you to not smell like a port a John when you date them. I keep seeing that hygiene is coming up on a lot of ads which tells me our foreign contingent of mongers has increased exponentially. Their standards for hygiene are different. Not trying to be mean but they are. In this game, what's understood doesn't need to be explained. Most veteran mongers know the deal and won't show up nasty, which tells you a new type of monger has entered the arena. Just sayin.

[Midwest Dude]

She's definitely more attractive than most. Nice body. Sensual massage. As is always the case, I'd say it's a YMMV situation with her. I've had ladies tell me how disgusting some of the people are that come to see them. Not showered and stinky. Dirty ass crack. Fat. Ugly. Any combo of the those. It helps if you are polite and friendly with added bonuses of tall, fit, handsome, freshly showered, breath smelling good and be well groomed. Throw in a slightly bigger tip than most of the gross people give and a lot of these massage ladies will go the extra mile for ya. I'll be sure to give her a visit!

Bad hygiene is never an excuse for anyone, but looks or weight / height? They are SWs who put themselves out there for financial benefit. Odds are they aren't seeing a bunch of Richard Gere or Brad Pitt types. Be friendly, clean and fresh, and don't haggle.

[Goonersquad]

Completely agree. Doesn't seem worth it at all. Makes me miss the "good ole days" of Katherine. You got sooo much more for your money. I've literally tried searching for her again to no avail.

A big F YOU to the guy who outted her.

Never underestimate the mongers ability to fuck things up for themselves and everyone else.

[Vodou]

Completely agree. Doesn't seem worth it at all. Makes me miss the "good ole days" of Katherine. You got sooo much more for your money. I've literally tried searching for her again to no avail.

A big F YOU to the guy who outted her.

Katherine was one of a kind. I tried to find her too.

[HotLcndyt]

Can someone inform me as to what the big deal with Lynn is? I've searched the forum and it seems like she provides a good massage and an HE. Either everyone wants the massage or her HE is otherworldly. Would love to know details from someone that's visited. I've thought about scheduling with her a few times, but I don't want to be disappointed. PMs welcome.

She's definitely more attractive than most. Nice body. Sensual massage. As is always the case, I'd say it's a YMMV situation with her. I've had ladies tell me how disgusting some of the people are that come to see them. Not showered and stinky. Dirty ass crack. Fat. Ugly. Any combo of the those. It helps if you are polite and friendly with added bonuses of tall, fit, handsome, freshly showered, breath smelling good and be well groomed. Throw in a slightly bigger tip than most of the gross people give and a lot of these massage ladies will go the extra mile for ya. I'll be sure to give her a visit!

[BushMaster112]

I don't get it either. Lynn is massively overhyped and overpriced for what she offers.

Have to agree with this, too. She is quite attractive, but almost clinical now.

[MrWhite007]

I don't get it either. Lynn is massively overhyped and overpriced for what she offers.

Completely agree. Doesn't seem worth it at all. Makes me miss the "good ole days" of Katherine. You got sooo much more for your money. I've literally tried searching for her again to no avail.

A big F YOU to the guy who outted her.

[BobRossX]

She is attractive and has a nice body, but her new rates are not worth it in my opinion. At $90 for 60 minutes and a standard tip is still expected above that it is too much for just a decent massage and a HE. If there was more being offered for additional tip then maybe it would be worth it. It is also a strange situation where she is working out of Alice but they still charge $60 for 60 minutes and you have to book with her directly. Again, she wants to appear to family and friends that she is totally legit by working out a shop that has a reputation for being legit while making the extra quick money by doing HEs. The shop is probably subleasing her a room to use so they can distance themselves as much as possible from what she does in case anything might happen on the legal side.

I don't get it either. Lynn is massively overhyped and overpriced for what she offers.

[Paradigm71]

Can someone inform me as to what the big deal with Lynn is? I've searched the forum and it seems like she provides a good massage and an HE. Either everyone wants the massage or her HE is otherworldly. Would love to know details from someone that's visited. I've thought about scheduling with her a few times, but I don't want to be disappointed. PMs welcome.

She is attractive and has a nice body, but her new rates are not worth it in my opinion. At $90 for 60 minutes and a standard tip is still expected above that it is too much for just a decent massage and a HE. If there was more being offered for additional tip then maybe it would be worth it. It is also a strange situation where she is working out of Alice but they still charge $60 for 60 minutes and you have to book with her directly. Again, she wants to appear to family and friends that she is totally legit by working out a shop that has a reputation for being legit while making the extra quick money by doing HEs. The shop is probably subleasing her a room to use so they can distance themselves as much as possible from what she does in case anything might happen on the legal side.

[Goonersquad]

Yea starting July 1st.

Looks like she's still at Alice spa with the increased rates.

[MrWhite007]

Yea starting July 1st.

Can someone inform me as to what the big deal with Lynn is? I've searched the forum and it seems like she provides a good massage and an HE. Either everyone wants the massage or her HE is otherworldly. Would love to know details from someone that's visited. I've thought about scheduling with her a few times, but I don't want to be disappointed. PMs welcome.