Massage Parlor Reports

[MeatCannon]

As I did not officially see two girls but I was told Mimi was busy, so I guess I wrongly assumed she was there with a guest. I'm glad you have an on with management, I message what I had as managers number and I get crickets, I'm probably on the banned list.

That's weird. Just Google Red Grape Spa Lynchburg and try the number that comes up, that's the number I use.

To tell you truthfully It's a crap shoot who will answer, most of the time the manager will reply. However If she's not around or on vacation then you get the broad who's working.

Try the shop number during working hours and see what happens. I usually get a reply within 15 minutes to a half hour.

If that doesn't work, Maybe your number got blocked by mistake.

[MeatCannon]

I can confirm that just one broad named Summer is working now. She's been there before, but in My opinion doesn't match up with the photo management will send you.

Unless the photo is a decade old. The broad in the pic looks slender. The Broad at the shop is thick (but not fat) all you ass Men will dig her dumper. It's pretty nice.

All in all a good time. She seems nicer than the previous broad Mimi.

[MeatCannon]

Grape officially has two girls, the new girl is Summer my guess late 20's, this is the same girl as Emma last fall at the other fruit places, she has a beautiful smile, and I nice relaxing massage. She is very attentive, friendly and loves the tease. I will not get into deep details but those who know the fruit places Summer will not disappoint. I think Summer actually enjoys her job or a very good actress. I will just say I left fully relaxed and enjoyed my full hour.

Who was the 2nd broad?. Was it Mimi who didn't leave yet?.

I heard officially from Grapes Management earlier this week that Emma / Summer was coming on the 25th, BUT they don't have enough business for two broads.

I was told there would only be one broad, but if they get busy Lilly would try to help out.

I don't doubt you saw two broads, after all everything is subject to change. However from what I was just told, I doubt there will be two broads there all the time.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

[MeatCannon]

Got a chance to try ND2 and was pleasantly surprised at the talent that has not been reviewed yet. I was met by Mimi and she was very energetic with a really nice body. The massage was nothing to write home about with no teasing. The flip did not require any negotiation since English was not her strong suit. When I saw those big kindergarten crayon nipples I knew I had to suck on them immediately. She got very excited by that and a little DATY and she was ready to some CBJ with some gagging DT and took every inch of me. Turned her over and had the pleasure of doggy with a good view of the tiny round ass. Finished in the bag and she cleaned me up quickly with no added massage since my time was up. Collected my shoes that I left at the door which was different than any place I have been to before but will repeat with her when in town.

Based on this review I decided to try ND2 for the first time, and everything you said was spot on.

The whole leave your shoes at the door is kind of stupid. It's a business not a home, what are they trying to do protect the carpet for the eventual next tenant?.

IF that's what they want to do fine, BUT at least buy some Man sized plastic Slide Sandals.

The shit I was given to wear was child or Woman sized. I'm of average build and could hardly get half a foot in each plastic Sandal LOL.

While her age was never mentioned, Mimi was a little older than I envisioned. My guess would be she's mid 40's but still decent looking.

The massage I got was also nothing to write home about, but She did get in a few light fingertip moments during it. However at the end no tease, just a "turn over".

Her English is poor, but on the flip knows what She's there for.

I didn't know what the standard donation for this shop was. I always assumed $200 , like it was when I use to go to ND1 . So that's why it took me so long to try this joint.

With that said I offered just a little more than what I been tipping at the Fruit Stand and it was accepted.

IF the donation is the same or just a little more than the Fruit Stand then this place is a winner, If I go back and the next broad demands $200 , that'll be my last visit.

If I understood correctly Mimi is leaving tomorrow the 25th.

[Estrabo]

New talent at YouSai, two girls working, E. E. Was gone shopping so I did not get a chance to check her out. Kee Kee is cute mid 30's, naughty and nice with a little spice, no FS, options on menu. Worth visiting and worth repeating. $70 for one hour.

Is she still there?

[Prof Fate]

I did manage to see Lola on 6/7 or 6/8, I can't remember which. She was only there for a couple days and told me she would be out of town again for a bit.

But yeah, it's kind of frustrating. Telling you there is talent there and then pulling a switcheroo when you arrive is no great.

I was told by management a few weeks ago, that from now on 2 broads would be working. Supposedly Lola would be there, however so far Not one person can confirm that they saw Lola there this month. Was I lied too? Or somehow we all just missed the days Lola was there?.

[MeatCannon]

I have not visited Grape very often as my job takes me in the other direction but since they use to share rotations with the Roanoke fruit stands if I had a fav. I would make the trip down 460 well yesterday texted and received basically the same response 2 girls there Lola and MiMi. I drove for an hour and a half that day only to find out NO Lola. When MiMI answered the door I asked for Lola she says Lola has gone, I said I just messaged a little over an hour ago and was told she was here, her alone was Lola left yesterday and new girl coming on the 25th. I asked to see the new manager or owner or what ever Lilly is, and was told she was on a vaca with the BF. She asks why not just see her, I could tell by her clothes and hair she had just completed or in the process with another guest. So I left. Like you it might be time to explore to Zoro or JoJo.

Man that sucks!. There -might- be some truth when she said Lilly was on vacation, BUT everything else was a lie!.

I was there earlier in the week and it was just Mimi, so for her to tell you there were 2 girls and Lola was one of them TO GET YOU IN THE DOOR is bullshit.

I won't return until Mimi is gone since she's a time shorter and liar. I didn't think she was bad looking though, certainly on par looks wise with others I've seen there, but for sure not in my top 3 or 4 favorites.

AS for Zoras last time I was there (last year) it was still $40 for a half hour and the same menu as the Fruit stand. Hit and miss on the talent though, I've only seen one really good looking broad there. A couple were acceptable looking and I walked out on a couple others that were too old or fugly for me. Jojo's use to have decent looking talent. Haven't been there in a year either, but the broads will usually want you to tip more for less service.

[MeatCannon]

With Mimi working at Grape and not a whole lot else on the horizon, I decided to go L1 at Rainbow. There is something great about knowing you'll probably get an above average (sometimes amazing) massage and an above average handshake. I saw Amy. Very nice, pretty decent English, probably in her late 40's. Just thought I'd share.

May hit up You Sai soon if I feel like it and see what the change in talent looks like over there.

I'm not sure what's going on with grape these days.

I know Management read the reviews, where Guests were complaining about interruptions and time shortages because only one broad was working.

I was told by management a few weeks ago, that from now on 2 broads would be working. Supposedly Lola would be there, however so far Not one person can confirm that they saw Lola there this month. Was I lied too? Or somehow we all just missed the days Lola was there?.

One more thing, From my understanding Lily is the manager and supposedly the one replying to all texts. Before my most recent visit, I asked who was working today and was told "just me, Lola left".

I made a mistake and assumed that meant Lilly was there, since like I was previously told (Lilly is the manager and replies to texts) however once I arrived it was just Mimi.

I've been a loyal Grape customer, and haven't gone anywhere else since they opened. However Since Grape and it's management has sucked lately. I think think it's time to hit up Jojo's or Zora's for old times sake or maybe even try ND2 for the first time. I can't do nothing with Rainbow and their overpriced handshakes, so that joint has been off my list for several years already.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Prof Fate]

With Mimi working at Grape and not a whole lot else on the horizon, I decided to go L1 at Rainbow. There is something great about knowing you'll probably get an above average (sometimes amazing) massage and an above average handshake. I saw Amy. Very nice, pretty decent English, probably in her late 40's. Just thought I'd share.

May hit up You Sai soon if I feel like it and see what the change in talent looks like over there.

[MeatMe]

Got a chance to try ND2 and was pleasantly surprised at the talent that has not been reviewed yet. I was met by Mimi and she was very energetic with a really nice body. The massage was nothing to write home about with no teasing. The flip did not require any negotiation since English was not her strong suit. When I saw those big kindergarten crayon nipples I knew I had to suck on them immediately. She got very excited by that and a little DATY and she was ready to some CBJ with some gagging DT and took every inch of me. Turned her over and had the pleasure of doggy with a good view of the tiny round ass. Finished in the bag and she cleaned me up quickly with no added massage since my time was up. Collected my shoes that I left at the door which was different than any place I have been to before but will repeat with her when in town.

[MeatCannon]

Supposedly the white truck belongs to the new owner. Mimi was cute but maybe I caught her right after a previous guest had worn her out, she just looked tired and a bit ragged, hair a mess, and it just didn't thrill me at the time. I did visit Sheffield but OMG that woman must have had 3 lbs of makeup on, so they were dry days.

I've actually seen Lilly there at least 3-4 times (two times as a guest of hers) the others times she stood in the doorway of her room, and her supposed white truck was never there once. I haven't heard anything about a "new owner."

Unless something has changed, The story I heard straight from the Roanoke Fruit Stand Boss, was that Lilly was now "managing" the Lynchburg location.

I believe I have been there once or twice since hearing Lilly was managing the joint. But again, never saw her or the white truck, so I don't know what's going on.

As for Mimi She probably is worn out. Because based on what you say you saw on two occasions, She is the only broad working (when management claims their is two) and she's been there every day for around a month or a little longer give or take.

Sheffield wasn't bad when it first opened, My last two visits were last summer. The first time the broad was mid to late 40's wearing a crop top with her gut hanging out so I walked.

The last time the Sheffield broad actually wasn't bad looking BUT they no longer had the half hour session, AND I think $70.00 for a hour was the lowest price so I walked.

For a change of pace I may have to scope out Zora's or Jojo's, haven't been to either one in about a year. Then hopefully the Fruit Stand gets some fresh talent in July.

[MeatCannon]

Anyone knows what going on there. I saw a report of two therapist there, I called and was told 2 available so. I went by there yesterday and earlier today there was only one there. Both times the one that calls herself Mimi came out, but there was something with her that just didn't click? I did ask is anyone else available she just shook her head no. There was no other vehicle in front back or on the street. I did not even see the infamous white truck.

I didn't see anything wrong with Mimi's looks that would make me want to turn around and leave. If anything She's the average / typical looking Fruit Stand Broad.

My only complaint with her was, if another guest walks in during your time, your massage is basically over.

She puts the walk-in in a room, comes back and gives 2-3 more minutes of massage, then "Turn over". Supposedly management was going to address this.

I haven't been back since it was reported that two broads would be working. However I did contact that location recently and was told Mimi and Lola were the talent.

I have never seen the infamous white truck, that somebody posted about months ago, and most months I average 2-3 trips OR more if the talent is exceptional Like when Fei Fei was there earlier this year.

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Somebody posted last month that the boss of Lynchburg Grape texted them "where are my customers" "business was slow."

It's just the opposite for me, the last two times at the 5 minute or less mark after my massage started, another customer walks in.

They really need two broads working in Lynchburg, and someone to schedule the calls better. Plus if a guests walks in at say ten minutes to 1 pm and somebody else has an appointment at 1 PM the walk in should be told to leave or wait outside in case the appointment doesn't show up.

I don't even bother making appointments any more because they don't honor them. The last time I did, 5-10 minutes after my massage started The broad wanted me to wait while she did a walk in! Unacceptable!

I'll do a drive by first, if no vehicles are there I'll do a walk in. Or call from outside to ask if they are busy. If I know only 1 broad is working and see a vehicle out front, I leave instead of interrupting somebody's massage.

Lilly based on reports is supposed to be the "manager" , I have never seen her there as a manager. Does she manage or reply to calls and texts from home?.

A senior member told me that starting today, 2 girls will be working, Mimi and Lola.

[MeatCannon]

I will have to agree with you. I visited the other day and was asked half hour or hour obviously I chose the hour because it was only 20 more started out pretty good but after about 10 minutes of massage, she received a text message liens and to me and says oops. I made a mistake. I will have to only massage you for 30 minutes because I have a guest coming in I said OK but if that's the case, I'm only going to pay for a half an hour she used to bring back my 20 this will take us about 20 minutes of the massage. She massages again for about five minutes and leans in and says how do you want to finish? Keep in mind, we negotiated the normal tip for services beforehand, but for some reason, I did not give her the tip. Then I told her that I was fine and that since she only have half an hour, there wasn't time to finish anything else. Of course she thought she was going to get the other tip the negotiated tip but she got the $20 that she turned around and gave me for shorting my time. Needless to say she was a little perturbed. Funny thing is I got dressed. I got in my vehicle and I just wanted to see what was going on so I pulled out the parking lot and parked across the street and just sat there for about 15-20 minutes. Her next appointment never showed up so I guess Confucius may not have said this but this time maybe she learned that a bird in the hand is worth more than two in the Bush. I do not know what's going on there, I have only been a handful of times, but it seems each time the service suffers a little more and more but on the other hand, I will say the place was spotless. No cooking smells whatever air freshener they were using was a very nice scent.

Somebody posted last month that the boss of Lynchburg Grape texted them "where are my customers" "business was slow."

It's just the opposite for me, the last two times at the 5 minute or less mark after my massage started, another customer walks in.

They really need two broads working in Lynchburg, and someone to schedule the calls better. Plus if a guests walks in at say ten minutes to 1 pm and somebody else has an appointment at 1 PM the walk in should be told to leave or wait outside in case the appointment doesn't show up.

I don't even bother making appointments any more because they don't honor them. The last time I did, 5-10 minutes after my massage started The broad wanted me to wait while she did a walk in! Unacceptable!

I'll do a drive by first, if no vehicles are there I'll do a walk in. Or call from outside to ask if they are busy. If I know only 1 broad is working and see a vehicle out front, I leave instead of interrupting somebody's massage.

Lilly based on reports is supposed to be the "manager" , I have never seen her there as a manager. Does she manage or reply to calls and texts from home?. If so she is doing a poor job.

I have encountered broads like Mimi before. That like to cut time, but this takes the cake, telling you (a probably lie) that another customer was coming. Probably hoping you wouldn't say anything or forget so she could pocket the extra $20.

Also whoever replies to the texts said a "new girl" was coming this week. Sounds like BS, because Mimi said she will be there the rest of the month.

As long as Mimi's there I won't be going back.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[MeatCannon]

I have been a regular since Lynchburg Grape First opened. Now that they usually only have 1 Broad working the service and experience has gone down hill.

I have seen Mimi twice. She's a decent looking thin spinner type with bolt on's, and probably in her upper 40's would be my guess.

Both times at about 5 minute after my massage started, another guest walked in. Mimi puts him in a room, comes back and massages me about two minutes more, then says "turn over".

Apparently with Mimi once another guest walks in your time is done.

In the past I've got mad at the girl, complained to the Boss. Life's too short, I'll just add Mimi to My list of Fruit Stands Broads to Never see again, along with Lisa and Lulu.

Last Month the Boss asked in a text "where are my customers" Well maybe they got tired of paying for a half hour and only getting a 7 to 10 minute massage, and then being told to turn over.

I won't be going back until Mimi's gone.