Massage Parlor Reports

[PhantomRain-Shill]

Banged Ella. Late 30's or early 40's with a 28 year old body. Very slim and petite with Cs and a good ass for doggy. Tattoo across belly button. Hair past shoulders. Cute in certain light. True spinner body.

Throat goat. She got me harder than most chicks recently with her DT game. Just took it all the way down and held herself there as long as I wanted. Seems like she'd be ok with an extended FF session. She DT'd for 10 min and I was going in holding her hair and head at times. Zero recoil from her end. Suited up and banged her slow in doggy. Stretched her little pussy out while we both watched the mirror. Didn't do anything crazy, just enjoyed the sensation. Real good pussy. Clean shaven and a good looking starfish that she was cool with me playing with. Busted in the bag after 20 min and a couple positions. Best in doggy. Can't go wrong in this position with her.

[ShoheiOhtani-shill]

Met Lulu, cute low 30's, 125 lbs, IMHO about an 8 in overall beauty.

Asked for 1 hr deep tissue, and she did a descent job. 60 hf.

The flip, some fun teasing, and then the offer. She didn't speak much English but we worked out covered FS for 140.

She stripped her pants and panties off, but only lifted her shirt and bra to show her sweet soft B-Cs with small nipples. Short but descent CBJ, and then we moved on.

Did our fun with standing mish, her knees to her shoulders most of the time. Didn't rush me and she was tight and wet. Loved the view of her. Cute face, body, tits, trimmed Bush and tiny Asian clit.

From quivering legs and the sweat that came out on her chest and forehead I think she orgasmed a couple of times but was quiet and submissive to the fun.

There was no rush for me to finish, and once the play was over she continued the massage till time was up.

If you go for a visit, treat her right and don't wear her out, I plan to go back in a week to reconnect. Bonn Mongering.

Sending you a message lolshe seems like my type.

[Lion1]

Had to pick something up at Grainger and noticed the new sign and entrance-way. Popped in and was greeted by Debbie. She called me by name, thinking I was a scheduled client. Average looking MILF with a good amount of makeup on.

I told her I was just checking the place out because I saw the sign, but she tried to get me to stay. Wonder how long the guy with an appointment would have waited if she was really attractive and I had stayed.

[KorgFun]

Current line-up is straight up B-tier.

Look wise, girls are barely on 8+ right now.

Don't get fooled by the reviews.

Any new recs? I tried sugar once and lineup was just meh. Haven't gone back yet. I used to frequent serenity up until the kata crew disappointed me and Waples back when it first opened, but I went to orgs and hx after enough mediocre experiences. Still always look through forums for any new reviews worth checking out, but hhr orgs aren't too much more anyways.

[KorgFun]

I've been to Waples twice. (I'd give the names, but it's been months and months at this point, and they've probably rotated out anyway).

Haven't been back since. Asian girls are such a roll of the dice in this hobby.

Man when it opened I went a few times (I had a stamp card whatever filled out). They had a super spinner Latina I wish I remember her name or could find her again. She was fun. Then she rotated and I went back a couple more times. Got the stanps filled out and then when I tried to use it they wouldn't honor it. They said they couldn't see which girl initialed the boxes and that I faked them, which is weird because the cards were kept there in a binder. Well that upset me as a customer, along with the next 2 tries not liking the girls much at all, or bad lack luster service. Haven't been back in months now (but also got more into HX and orgs).

[LAPartner]

I am kinda surprised Waples is not on the list yet either. Oh boy, how many times I've been fooled by the crafted reviews.

I've been to Waples twice. (I'd give the names, but it's been months and months at this point, and they've probably rotated out anyway).

The first time, I saw a J-girl. Misa, maybe? (Honestly, it's more accurate to call her a J-lady. She was in her late 30's.) She was really sweet, talkative, and service oriented. Not really my type (I like girls in their 20's, skinny, etc), but she was so great service wise that I enjoyed it. While I was face down, she did a lot of teasing, and even did some rimming (pleasant surprise). Face up, she did some camel slides, BBJ, and CIM. After, she led me to the shower and cleaned up with me.

This made me really interested in Waples and their talent, and I like how private it is at night. Nothing goes on in that area at that time.

So, another night, I asked for some photos and availability, and picked a young hot girl I thought was cute. Got there, and oh boy. I made a mistake. Chinese lady. Could be 40's. Massage was terrible, and the most non-sensual. She was not gentle or therapeutic when moving my limbs around for position adjustments. No teasing. On the flip, I just wanted a BBJ because I don't think I could have fucked her. Asked, but she wouldn't camel slide. Wouldn't do any ass play. I busted and left.

Haven't been back since. Asian girls are such a roll of the dice in this hobby.

[Panchito33-Shill]

Headed back to Unique before I bailed home to OC. Parked on the side, Melisa greeted me. Well, fuck. This girl is fucking cute, curvy body. Maybe 5'3, brown hair, nice firm tits, I mean they looked fucking awesome. Perky, manmade, and well done. Nips were responsive.

Booked 45 minutes. Typical TS, she blew me on the flip in the TS. Head back to the room after drying up. Couldn't help myself, kept staring at her face. Nice full lips, made out before we got down to business. BBBJ, lots of spit, made sure she licked the shaft. 69 next, clean tasting. Massaged her asshole, while I licked between her lips, ate till I was content. Cover goes on, ACG, she rides pretty good. Grinded me, but had to slow her down, wanted to get into K9, the view from behind was just as good. Takes a pounding well, tapped I was ready to cum, cover comes off, sucks until there's nothing left. Great session. Get some Melisa, she definitely a can't miss.

[CooliogangsUS]

I went to waples today and saw 2 average looking and had a session with Anna, both females with man made and service is just horrible!

[SDJaziKing-Shill for Sugars]

The Penthouse Forum thing and the flowery writing is spot-on. I have really been surprised to see long-time seniors write these bizarrely positive reviews that go on for paragraphs and paragraphs.

I am kinda surprised Waples is not on the list yet either. Oh boy, how many times I've been fooled by the crafted reviews.

[SDJaziKing-Shill for Sugars]

Current line-up is straight up B-tier.

Look wise, girls are barely on 8+ right now.

Don't get fooled by the reviews.

[Rey KittyHawk-shill]

Met Lulu, cute low 30's, 125 lbs, IMHO about an 8 in overall beauty.

Asked for 1 hr deep tissue, and she did a descent job. 60 hf.

The flip, some fun teasing, and then the offer. She didn't speak much English but we worked out covered FS for 140.

She stripped her pants and panties off, but only lifted her shirt and bra to show her sweet soft B-Cs with small nipples. Short but descent CBJ, and then we moved on.

Did our fun with standing mish, her knees to her shoulders most of the time. Didn't rush me and she was tight and wet. Loved the view of her. Cute face, body, tits, trimmed Bush and tiny Asian clit.

From quivering legs and the sweat that came out on her chest and forehead I think she orgasmed a couple of times but was quiet and submissive to the fun.

There was no rush for me to finish, and once the play was over she continued the massage till time was up.

If you go for a visit, treat her right and don't wear her out, I plan to go back in a week to reconnect. Bonn Mongering.

[Jimmie301]

[Deleted by Admin]

Apparently some of you think I was joking.

The next person who puts up a Penthouse Forum review of Sugar gets themselves AND Sugars banned from this forum. Do it one more fucking time and then I will make mentioning Sugar's a banneble offence.

Fucking try me and see what the fuck happens.

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[ElmersGoo]

I know it is time consuming and infuriating, but I appreciate your efforts. I started to not visit this site bc of the number of BS reviews. I already would skip any reviews coming from these places that get these incredibly long and detailed reviews.

We are SERIOUSLY cracking down on shills. In the last week I have banned about 1000 members. Some of them were just out and out shills but a fair amount were long time senior members disguising Penthouse Forum letters as reviews. I looked down this thread and I can tell you that Sugars is about one too flowery review away from being added to the no fly list.

Some of you guys are ruining this forum to curry favor with the people who run this place and I won't stand it anymore.

You have all been warned and no, I don't have to fucking prove anything, nobody except the boss has any rights on this forum. I didn't put a date in the future on this post so if you write some bullshit advertising post and its above this one you might lose your user.

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[Hey Tim]

a fair amount were long time senior members disguising Penthouse Forum letters as reviews. I looked down this thread and I can tell you that Sugars is about one too flowery review away from being added to the no fly list.

The Penthouse Forum thing and the flowery writing is spot-on. I have really been surprised to see long-time seniors write these bizarrely positive reviews that go on for paragraphs and paragraphs.

[Admin2]

We are SERIOUSLY cracking down on shills. In the last week I have banned about 1000 members. Some of them were just out and out shills but a fair amount were long time senior members disguising Penthouse Forum letters as reviews. I looked down this thread and I can tell you that Sugars is about one too flowery review away from being added to the no fly list.

Some of you guys are ruining this forum to curry favor with the people who run this place and I won't stand it anymore.

You have all been warned and no, I don't have to fucking prove anything, nobody except the boss has any rights on this forum. I didn't put a date in the future on this post so if you write some bullshit advertising post and its above this one you might lose your user.

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