Massage Parlor Reports

[NezcaMan]

I was back up north for work again so I texted and booked Chloe for an hour at Lavender.

Dropped a Benji for the one hour massage and said "This is for the house. " I really look forward the massage portion at massage-driven relaxation shops like this. When Chloe brought back the change, I was in a great mood so I pocketed the $30 and put a fresh benji down and simply said "This is for you. ".

I got a great relaxing and strong massage, easy conversation, followed by an unrushed L1 flip where a very pretty rack came out to play. I left feeling like a million bucks.

And what I learned is something I already knew: even at an L1 shop, better tips at the beginning yielded me better service at the end. That's not always the case everywhere, but it was true for me yesterday.

Chloe said her "sister" (usually just means close friend) might be joining them next month, but being a new shop she said it really depends on how busy they are through the rest of the month. A lot of girls avoid new shops because they're generally quieter..

There are two shops with the name "Lavender". Which one is it?

[Legendaddy]

Are Alyssa / Iris no longer the MMS of Shanghai? I messaged them both for an appointment, but got no response. Been hours.

[StuntDriver]

I was back up north for work again so I texted and booked Chloe for an hour at Lavender.

Dropped a Benji for the one hour massage and said "This is for the house. " I really look forward the massage portion at massage-driven relaxation shops like this. When Chloe brought back the change, I was in a great mood so I pocketed the $30 and put a fresh benji down and simply said "This is for you. ".

I got a great relaxing and strong massage, easy conversation, followed by an unrushed L1 flip where a very pretty rack came out to play. I left feeling like a million bucks.

And what I learned is something I already knew: even at an L1 shop, better tips at the beginning yielded me better service at the end. That's not always the case everywhere, but it was true for me yesterday.

Chloe said her "sister" (usually just means close friend) might be joining them next month, but being a new shop she said it really depends on how busy they are through the rest of the month. A lot of girls avoid new shops because they're generally quieter. So to quote Starship Troopers, "I'm doing my part. " LOL.

I wish it wasn't such a far drive for me. But so far, the trip's been worth it to me every visit.

Stay safe out there, hobby bros.

[ChuteRigger]

I'm a fan of the itty bitty tittie brigade, so I took Zoo's advice on this one. His description is spot on and I had a similar experience with Ella. Typical Chinese auntie, but with AA's up top. She provided an excellent massage pre-fun. Clean and quiet location, despite the busy road. Can recommend.

How was the kitty? Natural or shaved?

[Strong1954-Shill for Shanghai]

Called the current mms yesterday to make an appointment. She suggested that I schedule a date with Bella since I did not know any of the current lineup. I arrived and Bella met me at the door. There was no other monger in the store. Bella began with a massage, and she gave a pretty good one. Upon finishing she asked if I wanted some DATY so naturally I said yes. She seemed to enjoy that very much. After a couple orgasms, she said fuck me, so we switched positions. She began with an awesome BBBJ. She is very skilled in this technique. After sliding on the cover, she proceeded with CG and she is also very good in this position. Eventually I made a deposit in the cover and she began cleanup. We chatted for a while and then she said, "Round Two?" That surprised me that she wanted to go again but made me happy.

My time was not rushed, and I used every bit of the hour and a little overtime. She told me she is 25 and will only be here until the end of the month. Her English is pretty good. I definitely recommend her.

[Drumr]

Location on the east side of Evergreen Way roughly at 91St st. Provider named Ella was into the Auntie age wise, but still attractive. She has the tiniest tits that I have seen in the business. Definite A cup. It is a full-service place with an exterior doorbell, but one can enter into a standard air lock. So, I knew even before we began what would be on the menu. Standard two bills after house.

You can find it in both Rubmaps, the last I checked still unreviewed and in Craig's List.

I'm a fan of the itty bitty tittie brigade, so I took Zoo's advice on this one. His description is spot on and I had a similar experience with Ella. Typical Chinese auntie, but with AA's up top. She provided an excellent massage pre-fun. Clean and quiet location, despite the busy road. Can recommend.

[Manager9]

Bottom line. Appointment or no appointment most of the AMP's (Best / Shanghai) will figure out how get your money because they know your army helmet is at attention. Sometimes you just got to make a tough call and leave with a hard army helmet and dignity, rather than wait in the cctv room before being subjected to a rushed interrupt-fest 25 minute massage as opposed to the hour massage you expected.

I can't say I blame them because the bottom line is make as much money as possible. As a person who tries to avoid busy hours etc I opt for appts but its gotten to the point where they don't really care whether you come, go, leave or wait because there is always someone on deck and the ladies stay busy and are stretched (literally and figuratively LOL) thin. Just recently I checked for closing hours, was told 11:30. It was 10:30 and before I responded MMS said "come over". I assumed that meant the spot wasn't busy and someone was available. I get there at the agreed time and the lot was jumpin. I go in and am led to the cctv room. Every room busy, I wait a bit. Lady comes in, she not sure who I was etc. Wants to go thru my phone to confirm appt. But I figured if she has to check at 11:15 pm that means she 's def got another monger in motion or on deck and both will impede on my appt. I simply apologized and left. To much activity going on for me. I was better of rubbing one out and keeping my donation. Which I did LOL.

I agree with you but you can't let your dick override your brain. I have walked away a few times at the 10 minute mark and put the girl on my do not see list if it happens twice with same girl. It has worked for me so far. I rarely have to wait now. I respect their time by showing up early or on time and I expect them to do the same. If they can't hold up their end then I walk away because I have plenty of other options to choose from.

[Shogun Hua]

I believe her name is Bella, just arrived. Brown hair, middle of the back length. Thin body, As or Bs, similar to Alex or Sarah. Maybe 5'4", pretty face. Maybe mid 20's. She speaks some English, I can't say that she is fluent, but she was able to hold a conversation.

She replaced Coco.

I had my first session with Bella. Pretty face, very slender body. MM C's. Middle of the back brown hair. Her butt is really nice, firm. I gave her a massage, which she seemed to enjoy. She offered LFK, not much foreplay, went right into BBBJ which was very good. Lots of work with her tongue. CFS was pretty good I can recommend.

Penny.

New girl, short, maybe 5'0 or so. Pretty face. 20's? Not skinny, but HWP. Like a short Sonia. D's? Her hair is different. Slightly curly bushy brown with a couple of inches of black roots showing, shoulder length. Her hair is what I would imagine Hermione Granger's would look like in Harry Potter.

Andy.

She has been there for a week or so. Black hair, sleek, maybe middle of the back in length. MM C's? Nice body. Very pretty face. 20's?

[MaybeThisTime]

Repeating myself, but Bella has me enamored. Super sweet and such a tight little body, surprisingly good English. I've seen and spend more time with her than the fingers on my hands this month. She leaves at the end of the month with no current plans to return anytime soon.

Don't miss out, they've been pretty idle this month, sometimes there's a rush but overall pretty open schedule for whenever I wanted to stop by.

[Shogun Hua]

Cute face, really nice dark brown hair to the middle of her back. I'm pretty sure she has natural full C's or D's. HWP body really nice shape. Probably in her 20's. Her body kind of reminds me of an Asian Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy and Guess model in the 90's. Service was excellent. Started off with lots of rubbing her breasts all over my front. Kissing my inner thighs. BBBJ was very good. I can recommend her.

[Trappin1719]

I have had more success with an appointment rather than a walk-in. I think MMS makes an appointment but some girls (I prefer to not name them but you can figure out from reviews or complaints) choose to make a quick $$ if a customer walk-in and they have 15-20 minutes until the next appointment and make the next person wait. This means they get 4 bills and 2 mongers get a mediocre experience. Your best bet is to avoid such women no matter how good the other reviews are for that girl.

If you want a woman who will 100% be on time, IMO, Alex is the one for you in SBBBJ franchise. Absolute sweetheart who has always been on time for me and she does not entertain a walk-in if she has an appointment.

Bottom line. Appointment or no appointment most of the AMP's (Best / Shanghai) will figure out how get your money because they know your army helmet is at attention. Sometimes you just got to make a tough call and leave with a hard army helmet and dignity, rather than wait in the cctv room before being subjected to a rushed interrupt-fest 25 minute massage as opposed to the hour massage you expected.

I can't say I blame them because the bottom line is make as much money as possible. As a person who tries to avoid busy hours etc I opt for appts but its gotten to the point where they don't really care whether you come, go, leave or wait because there is always someone on deck and the ladies stay busy and are stretched (literally and figuratively LOL) thin. Just recently I checked for closing hours, was told 11:30. It was 10:30 and before I responded MMS said "come over". I assumed that meant the spot wasn't busy and someone was available. I get there at the agreed time and the lot was jumpin. I go in and am led to the cctv room. Every room busy, I wait a bit. Lady comes in, she not sure who I was etc. Wants to go thru my phone to confirm appt. But I figured if she has to check at 11:15 pm that means she 's def got another monger in motion or on deck and both will impede on my appt. I simply apologized and left. To much activity going on for me. I was better of rubbing one out and keeping my donation. Which I did LOL.

[ZoooBus]

Location on the east side of Evergreen Way roughly at 91St st. Provider named Ella was into the Auntie age wise, but still attractive. She has the tiniest tits that I have seen in the business. Definite A cup. It is a full-service place with an exterior doorbell, but one can enter into a standard air lock. So, I knew even before we began what would be on the menu. Standard two bills after house.

You can find it in both Rubmaps, the last I checked still unreviewed and in Craig's List.

[LeoLeoLeo]

Went to this spot on Tuesday based some good review here and drew Amy for the hour.

Massage was decent — solid professional technique, good oil, unrushed and relaxing. She has massage license, so no wonder why the skill is superb, place felt clean and legit with zero shady vibes.

On the flip she gave a great HJ. Her touch stayed very soft and gentle the whole time. MM Ds but very soft to play with. Responsive nipples and she is ok with sucking them gently. Very professional annd friendly attitude the entire session — no pushing, no signals for more, just focused on delivering a solid L1.

Tip was standard for the area.

Overall really good L1 experience with Amy. But like others said, nothing more than L1. Good for those who just want a good massage and some sweet finish.

[StuntDriver]

Had of a different experience than I was expecting based on the reports. Saw Amy, decent looks and body. Honestly the massage is decent, nothing out of the ordinary along with the HE. I wish there was more teasing, but it was very minimal before she offered the oil and went to town on the shaft without engaging the boys. No haggle over tip, but she took all the bills that I left out, both the change for a half hour and the rest I left as a tip instead of letting me give it personally for a total of one twenty, when I probably would have left it at $ total. Don't think it's worth going back up to Marysville unless Chloe is substantially different.

Doh! Damn, I've done the same in the past and ended up paying a bit more (a few times WAY more) than I intended doing the exact same way. But now I just try to silently make the tip money "right" before any extras start. Especially in the current climate where many girls are super nervous about incriminating talk. I never hand money directly to any service provider, and I don't think I'm alone. I just leave it out and forget about it. You didn't do anything wrong, but it's a safe assumption on our part that the assumption on their part is that money left out in plain view during a finish is intended for them. But on the bright side, you only paid $20 more than you intended. And at least you'll be marked down in their customer database as a non-stingy customer who will be welcomed back LOL.

I don't know if Chloe's style is "substantionally different" or what that even means, but I'm headed up there sometime this weekend and will compare for myself.

I'm avoiding the roads today due to the USA vs Australia match.

And sorry, hobby bros. Team USA is the better team but I'm cheering for Australia today. 🤣.

Hobby safe and tip generously like our brother SuroAwei. 😜.

[SuroAwei]

Had of a different experience than I was expecting based on the reports. Saw Amy, decent looks and body. Honestly the massage is decent, nothing out of the ordinary along with the HE. I wish there was more teasing, but it was very minimal before she offered the oil and went to town on the shaft without engaging the boys. No haggle over tip, but she took all the bills that I left out, both the change for a half hour and the rest I left as a tip instead of letting me give it personally for a total of one twenty, when I probably would have left it at $ total. Don't think it's worth going back up to Marysville unless Chloe is substantially different.