Massage Parlor Reports

**Shogun Hua** · 06-21-26 17:14

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

I believe her name is Bella, just arrived. Brown hair, middle of the back length. Thin body, As or Bs, similar to Alex or Sarah. Maybe 5'4", pretty face. Maybe mid 20's. She speaks some English, I can't say that she is fluent, but she was able to hold a conversation.

She replaced Coco.

I had my first session with Bella. Pretty face, very slender body. MM C's. Middle of the back brown hair. Her butt is really nice, firm. I gave her a massage, which she seemed to enjoy. She offered LFK, not much foreplay, went right into BBBJ which was very good. Lots of work with her tongue. CFS was pretty good I can recommend.

Penny.

New girl, short, maybe 5'0 or so. Pretty face. 20's? Not skinny, but HWP. Like a short Sonia. D's? Her hair is different. Slightly curly bushy brown with a couple of inches of black roots showing, shoulder length. Her hair is what I would imagine Hermione Granger's would look like in Harry Potter.

Andy.

She has been there for a week or so. Black hair, sleek, maybe middle of the back in length. MM C's? Nice body. Very pretty face. 20's?

**MaybeThisTime** · 06-21-26 00:53

Repeating myself, but Bella has me enamored. Super sweet and such a tight little body, surprisingly good English. I've seen and spend more time with her than the fingers on my hands this month. She leaves at the end of the month with no current plans to return anytime soon.

Don't miss out, they've been pretty idle this month, sometimes there's a rush but overall pretty open schedule for whenever I wanted to stop by.

**Shogun Hua** · 06-20-26 16:31

Cute face, really nice dark brown hair to the middle of her back. I'm pretty sure she has natural full C's or D's. HWP body really nice shape. Probably in her 20's. Her body kind of reminds me of an Asian Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy and Guess model in the 90's. Service was excellent. Started off with lots of rubbing her breasts all over my front. Kissing my inner thighs. BBBJ was very good. I can recommend her.

**Trappin1719** · 06-20-26 15:44

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

I have had more success with an appointment rather than a walk-in. I think MMS makes an appointment but some girls (I prefer to not name them but you can figure out from reviews or complaints) choose to make a quick $$ if a customer walk-in and they have 15-20 minutes until the next appointment and make the next person wait. This means they get 4 bills and 2 mongers get a mediocre experience. Your best bet is to avoid such women no matter how good the other reviews are for that girl.

If you want a woman who will 100% be on time, IMO, Alex is the one for you in SBBBJ franchise. Absolute sweetheart who has always been on time for me and she does not entertain a walk-in if she has an appointment.

Bottom line. Appointment or no appointment most of the AMP's (Best / Shanghai) will figure out how get your money because they know your army helmet is at attention. Sometimes you just got to make a tough call and leave with a hard army helmet and dignity, rather than wait in the cctv room before being subjected to a rushed interrupt-fest 25 minute massage as opposed to the hour massage you expected.

I can't say I blame them because the bottom line is make as much money as possible. As a person who tries to avoid busy hours etc I opt for appts but its gotten to the point where they don't really care whether you come, go, leave or wait because there is always someone on deck and the ladies stay busy and are stretched (literally and figuratively LOL) thin. Just recently I checked for closing hours, was told 11:30. It was 10:30 and before I responded MMS said "come over". I assumed that meant the spot wasn't busy and someone was available. I get there at the agreed time and the lot was jumpin. I go in and am led to the cctv room. Every room busy, I wait a bit. Lady comes in, she not sure who I was etc. Wants to go thru my phone to confirm appt. But I figured if she has to check at 11:15 pm that means she 's def got another monger in motion or on deck and both will impede on my appt. I simply apologized and left. To much activity going on for me. I was better of rubbing one out and keeping my donation. Which I did LOL.

**ZoooBus** · 06-20-26 13:05

Location on the east side of Evergreen Way roughly at 91St st. Provider named Ella was into the Auntie age wise, but still attractive. She has the tiniest tits that I have seen in the business. Definite A cup. It is a full-service place with an exterior doorbell, but one can enter into a standard air lock. So, I knew even before we began what would be on the menu. Standard two bills after house.

You can find it in both Rubmaps, the last I checked still unreviewed and in Craig's List.

**LeoLeoLeo** · 06-19-26 23:44

Went to this spot on Tuesday based some good review here and drew Amy for the hour.

Massage was decent — solid professional technique, good oil, unrushed and relaxing. She has massage license, so no wonder why the skill is superb, place felt clean and legit with zero shady vibes.

On the flip she gave a great HJ. Her touch stayed very soft and gentle the whole time. MM Ds but very soft to play with. Responsive nipples and she is ok with sucking them gently. Very professional annd friendly attitude the entire session — no pushing, no signals for more, just focused on delivering a solid L1.

Tip was standard for the area.

Overall really good L1 experience with Amy. But like others said, nothing more than L1. Good for those who just want a good massage and some sweet finish.

**StuntDriver** · 06-19-26 17:06

Originally Posted by SuroAwei [View Original Post]

Had of a different experience than I was expecting based on the reports. Saw Amy, decent looks and body. Honestly the massage is decent, nothing out of the ordinary along with the HE. I wish there was more teasing, but it was very minimal before she offered the oil and went to town on the shaft without engaging the boys. No haggle over tip, but she took all the bills that I left out, both the change for a half hour and the rest I left as a tip instead of letting me give it personally for a total of one twenty, when I probably would have left it at $ total. Don't think it's worth going back up to Marysville unless Chloe is substantially different.

Doh! Damn, I've done the same in the past and ended up paying a bit more (a few times WAY more) than I intended doing the exact same way. But now I just try to silently make the tip money "right" before any extras start. Especially in the current climate where many girls are super nervous about incriminating talk. I never hand money directly to any service provider, and I don't think I'm alone. I just leave it out and forget about it. You didn't do anything wrong, but it's a safe assumption on our part that the assumption on their part is that money left out in plain view during a finish is intended for them. But on the bright side, you only paid $20 more than you intended. And at least you'll be marked down in their customer database as a non-stingy customer who will be welcomed back LOL.

I don't know if Chloe's style is "substantionally different" or what that even means, but I'm headed up there sometime this weekend and will compare for myself.

I'm avoiding the roads today due to the USA vs Australia match.

And sorry, hobby bros. Team USA is the better team but I'm cheering for Australia today. 🤣.

Hobby safe and tip generously like our brother SuroAwei. 😜.

**SuroAwei** · 06-19-26 13:41

Had of a different experience than I was expecting based on the reports. Saw Amy, decent looks and body. Honestly the massage is decent, nothing out of the ordinary along with the HE. I wish there was more teasing, but it was very minimal before she offered the oil and went to town on the shaft without engaging the boys. No haggle over tip, but she took all the bills that I left out, both the change for a half hour and the rest I left as a tip instead of letting me give it personally for a total of one twenty, when I probably would have left it at $ total. Don't think it's worth going back up to Marysville unless Chloe is substantially different.

**Trappin1719** · 06-19-26 08:37

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep making appointments when it usually does not work? Either text when you are about a half hour away or going during times when they are slower. You know they are going to take a guy that's already there over one that may or may not show up. Might work if you are a well paying regular, maybe.

I used to just drop in too. But imo making an appt seems to slim the odds of getting the AMP shuffle and having to wait in the cctv room LOL. I text for an appt with whoever it is I'd like a massage from then when I park I text again to ensure when I'm at the door everything is on schedule. If it isn't I'm bouncing asap.

**StuntDriver** · 06-19-26 08:23

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if they would do a prostate massage there? If so it would save me the trip to Everett to Golden Rose.

Dunno for certain but I would bet against PM. It seems Lavender Marysville is a classic "rub and tug" where both the rub and tug are top tier and a nice location that doesn't feel like a basement sweat shoppe.

**Manager9** · 06-19-26 01:21

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Why do you guys keep making appointments when it usually does not work? Either text when you are about a half hour away or going during times when they are slower. You know they are going to take a guy that's already there over one that may or may not show up. Might work if you are a well paying regular, maybe.

I have had more success with an appointment rather than a walk-in. I think MMS makes an appointment but some girls (I prefer to not name them but you can figure out from reviews or complaints) choose to make a quick $$ if a customer walk-in and they have 15-20 minutes until the next appointment and make the next person wait. This means they get 4 bills and 2 mongers get a mediocre experience. Your best bet is to avoid such women no matter how good the other reviews are for that girl.

If you want a woman who will 100% be on time, IMO, Alex is the one for you in SBBBJ franchise. Absolute sweetheart who has always been on time for me and she does not entertain a walk-in if she has an appointment.

**GoaThillBilly** · 06-18-26 20:54

Does anyone know if they would do a prostate massage there? If so it would save me the trip to Everett to Golden Rose.

**GoaThillBilly** · 06-18-26 17:33

Why do you guys keep making appointments when it usually does not work? Either text when you are about a half hour away or going during times when they are slower. You know they are going to take a guy that's already there over one that may or may not show up. Might work if you are a well paying regular, maybe.

**Trappin1719** · 06-18-26 15:27

Originally Posted by DugaBul [View Original Post]

Made an appointment to see Luna at Best, arrived on time and was let in and was told that Luna would be about 10 more minutes. Kind of debated in my mind if I should stay or try a different day or time. We all know that these ladies see many customers during the day but knowing directly she is with a with another customer while I was waiting and she would be seeing me right after with no break sits a little strange with me, but it is what it is. 10 minutes rolls by then 15 and I am thinking this is not great. Meanwhile as I am sitting there at least 2 more customers show up and are lead into rooms. Finally a lady comes into the room, mind you I have never met or seen Luna at this point only going by the reviews that I have read. She was very friendly a tells me to get ready and she will be right back. I do what she said and wait again patiently. She comes back and we get started, she looked good and was very nice. The session was what I would refer to as a typical session for best or Shanghai. I was looking forward the the amazing kissing that has been raved about with Luna and this was the more of the rigid tongue technique that isn't all that great. Everything else was good, BBBJ, 69 and FS. During the session quite a few more customers showed up and she was very distracted be the CCTV. After the main event she asked if I knew who she was and I assumed it was Luna and she said no I am Bunny. Mind you the session was good but I couldn't help but be a little put off by this. I made the appointment like I should and it wasn't honored. I just had to tell myself if I had walked in and Bunny was the lady I saw it would have been fine..

I feel you bro. We all been there. Although I've never been switcher-rood. These AMPs are what they are and while the majority of my visits have been good. These AMPs reality is from time to time I have to take a break even though I don't go much to begin with anyway. I'm currently on AMP hiatus and reading your encounter confirms my decision to give them a break for a bit. But I do agree that if you make an appt and they are more than a few minutes late. Bounce and get the hell out of there. We all been shuffled into that back room watching CCTV and it's not a good look.

**Tasman63** · 06-18-26 09:33

Originally Posted by StuntDriver [View Original Post]

Yes, that's my usual tip for HE, also.

They were wearing tshirts and skorts (skirt shorts) on the day I visited. Again, it has been made clear to me in no uncertain terms that L1 is the absolute maximum here. This is not a "wink wink, nudge nudge" situation.

I don't know about Golden Rose, but you're wasting your time driving to Lavender if you're looking for anything more than a solid L1 in a really nice store with fresh sheets (important to me).

While I was up there, I did my standard drive around and checked other spots. Spring and Oasis (both also on State) both gave me FS vibes. The rest were old grannies.

No FS, L1 only.