Massage Parlor Reports

[Johnson686]

Decided to try Tea spa in Londonderry. It was my first time and will also be my last. Called and made an appointment for 4:00 but didn't say how long I wanted to stay over the phone. I always go for an hour because I don't like to be rushed. When I got there the girl said she could only do a half hour because someone "may" be here at 4:30. This was moment #1 when I should have walked out. But the girl had huge tits and I wanted to see them. So she gave me a half-decent massage for about 15 minutes, then on the flip when I asked for BJ, she asked if I wanted to "make love", so I agreed. She wouldn't budge from a price of 200. That's moment #2 when I could have walked out and been out only 50 bucks.

She put on a cover and started a lame blowjob, and wanted to switch to sex way too early. I told her I wasn't nearly hard enough as I wasn't even at half mast. So she sucked a little more and it didn't make much of a difference. She insisted it would get hard when I went inside her. Well it didn't. She climbed on top and I was so limp that I felt nothing. Wouldn't let me touch her pussy, kept batting my hand away. I got on top of her and it wasn't going well so I asked her to use her hand for a finish. Even then she failed to impress. Got a jackhammer HJ, even when I asked her to slow down she still went too fast. Then when I came, she pulled her hand away before I was even completely finished. Cleaned up and refused her offer of more massage time, I just wanted to get out of there.

So basically I spent 250 for a hand job. On the way out she gave me the used condom to throw away. I dropped it right in front of their door on the way out.

Probably going to take a long long break from mongering, because in decades of doing this, there have just been too many disappointments. The only place where I got regular guaranteed satisfaction was Lavender in Methuen.

[Johnson686]

Has anyone been to the Stratham spa and been refused FS because you didn't bring your own condom?

[DeepSix-Shill]

What seacoast AMP offers better than L1?

If you count York.

[AntiSane]

50 plus 150.

Will definitely repeat.

What seacoast AMP offers better than L1?

[Scout 1891]

It's been a long time since I checked out Stratham, and was glad to find that they still deliver.

Lucy met me at the door. Small, cute, I'm guessing late 30's? Wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt. She seemed to be the only one there. Gave me a pat on the ass as we entered the room which I took as a good sign. Paid the. 7 HF and enjoyed a reasonable massage with plenty of OTC roaming. Flipped after a great tease. Settled on 1. 5 for CFS (she tried for more but I told her that's all I brought with me). Asked me if I had a cover, which I did. Everything was covered but her CBJ was about as good as a CBJ can be. Hopped on for some CG and finished in Mish. Cleaned up and rounded out the hour with a scalp massage. Sent me on my way with my water bottle, plus the cover all wrapped up for me to get rid of. Never had that happen before. I guess they want to get everything off site, which is understandable, but a little weird.

Not mind blowing, but entirely enjoyable and repeatable.

[DeepSix-Shill]

Went to a place I haven't been to for a while, saw Jessica who I've had several times, older but fun. Hugs and kisses while I undressed, she knows what I want so no surprises or haggling. Things were going well until the massage part was almost finished and one of you entitled A-Holes walked in "I'm here to see Jessica, blah, blah, made an appointment, blah, blah".

Was handed off to the newer girl Lucy I believe I was a little pissed until I saw her, she was petite, cute, playful, nice body (slight baby damage but nothing bad) cute ass, larger B's. Excellent time so thanks buddy.

50 plus 150.

Will definitely repeat.

[Oldstardec]

I guess this place is temporary closed. Heard the town said they need some kind of a permit.

Wait and see what happens I guess.

[Johnson686]

No verification. There are special parking instructions since this is at an apartment complex. She uses hot nuru gel and pours it over you and herself. She then sides allover you. It is almost like a dance, LOL. I should also warn you the nuru massage doesn't take up the whole time. She gives you a real massage first.

Thanks for the info. Just having to be verified makes me more likely to see her than a place like BIE, which requires verification.

[MaybeSometime]

Thanks for the info. I have two more questions. Is it truly a nuru experience before the FS? And what are her verification requirements?

No verification. There are special parking instructions since this is at an apartment complex. She uses hot nuru gel and pours it over you and herself. She then sides allover you. It is almost like a dance, LOL. I should also warn you the nuru massage doesn't take up the whole time. She gives you a real massage first.

[Johnson686]

She got another 200 out of me, but she might do it for less. Way to rich for me to keep doing. I just really wanted to try nuru for once. Once was enough. It was a great experience but I would rather go to BIE for that money. I tried her since many people recommenced her from the Boston board.

Thanks for the info. I have two more questions. Is it truly a nuru experience before the FS? And what are her verification requirements?

[MaybeSometime]

Says nuru is 300, what does she expect on top of that for L3?

She got another 200 out of me, but she might do it for less. Way to rich for me to keep doing. I just really wanted to try nuru for once. Once was enough. It was a great experience but I would rather go to BIE for that money. I tried her since many people recommenced her from the Boston board.

[Johnson686]

I have did my first and only nuru massage with her. She is older than the pics suggest but has professional level massage skills. L3 is available.

https://us-boston.bedpage.com/bodyru.../13328510.html

Says nuru is 300, what does she expect on top of that for L3?

[MaybeSometime]

A lot of advertisements promise "Nuru" but I've yet to find a place where it's actually on the menu. Does anyone know of anyone really offering a genuine Nuru massage? If that's not happening, how about your favorite table showers? Thanks!

I have did my first and only nuru massage with her. She is older than the pics suggest but has professional level massage skills. L3 is available.

https://us-boston.bedpage.com/bodyru.../13328510.html

[Scout 1891]

A lot of advertisements promise "Nuru" but I've yet to find a place where it's actually on the menu. Does anyone know of anyone really offering a genuine Nuru massage? If that's not happening, how about your favorite table showers? Thanks!

[SnapperCake]

Stopped in recently as I was in the area. Much older woman, was on the phone. Out -of the room much of the time. Ultimately shorted me 20 minutes overall, plus the 3 phone calls.

She had a nice touch, but the finish was awful, slow at first but right at the right time she pulled her hand away and I was left hanging.

Maybe they'll get some different talent, will try again if reports suggest improvements.

I TOFFT Coco in Plaistow. I called twice but to no avail so I just drove there and rang the bell from the front entrance (there is a rear one too). Everything has been described pretty accurately, but I don't get why somebody wrote "expanded menu". Expanded how? She doesn't want reviews, but frankly I'm not sure what she's so cagey about since the menu seems pretty standard to me. I got L1 with shirt lifted and roaming was fine but didn't seem go below the waistline. I like the decent looking older ones so I was hoping for L2 but I did not ask since she started the L1 so quickly. Maybe more is available if you repeat. Also, as reported below she stopped her hand right at the first pop which was annoying. Not sure how these ladies can take care of so many dudes over the years and not figure out that action shouldn't stop until we stop, but whatever. If anyone has more info please post or PM.

When I think back about some of the gems that came thru Derry and Londonderry over the years, it amazes me how spoiled we were. Wish I had appreciated it more.