Massage Parlor Reports

[Toms987]

New to the Detroit area so took the plunge. A disappointment for sure. https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...n/547949280382.

Cute Chinese masseuse - $80 for the hour but nothing but a routine massage that was only fair quality. No hints of anything else. Not what I expected from an escort ad but it happens.

This is one of my go-to places. Surprised to read this, as I've never had an issue with availability of extras here. No FS, but I've never left unhappy!

[HeeJunk]

I like the chubby Asian ones. Doesn't matter on age either. If anyone knows where I can find the chubby Asians with a fat ass and tits is definitely a plus!

Ok but buyer beware. Cici is short, old, and has boobs. But absolutely no ass. Just boney legs that go straight up to belly.

[Sizzler747]

My Time. They got real skittish real fast. Standard finish is available most places, but expect old and chubby.

I like the chubby Asian ones. Doesn't matter on age either. If anyone knows where I can find the chubby Asians with a fat ass and tits is definitely a plus!

[HeeJunk]

And that 400 posts can be summarized in 20 lines tells us how little actual helpful reviews are being posted these days.

I asked AI to provide info on Tropical Touch, and all I got back was.

"Eyeroll, RTFF".

[Sanctimonious6]

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

I guarantee plenty of guys have tried. AI can be an incredibly powerful tool in the right hands, but you have to know what you're doing. You would have to spend some time and thought inputting a lot of parameters. And all that time and thought would be wasted, because your AI engine would still come back with "Hahaha you're out of luck buddy, there's nobody worth seeing around here. Move to Thailand. ".

[SandersNut]

Ever heard of the phrase "Garbage in, garbage out"? This is even truer in this new age of AI chatbots. We've all learned to use our big head reading these threads, self-posting by providers, white knights seeking to gain favor with their honeys to separate the wheat from the chaff.

And remember, we all like different things. Don't expect an AI to be of great help here without a lot of extra work on your part.

And don't even get me started on the issues about what it retains from the attempt. Do you really want your AI chatbot knowing you're looking into this and then having that surface during an entirely unrelated query and the chatbot says "Based on your previous interactions, I'd suggest skipping the doctor recommended physical therapist he offered and instead go for a 60 minute session at Health and Wellness in White Lake with Suzi with the big gazongas. Their happy ending will help smooth out those muscle aches. ".

Hilarious but true. Suzi with the big bazingas, LOL.

[RobertSeeks]

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

Ever heard of the phrase "Garbage in, garbage out"? This is even truer in this new age of AI chatbots. We've all learned to use our big head reading these threads, self-posting by providers, white knights seeking to gain favor with their honeys to separate the wheat from the chaff.

And remember, we all like different things. Don't expect an AI to be of great help here without a lot of extra work on your part.

And don't even get me started on the issues about what it retains from the attempt. Do you really want your AI chatbot knowing you're looking into this and then having that surface during an entirely unrelated query and the chatbot says "Based on your previous interactions, I'd suggest skipping the doctor recommended physical therapist he offered and instead go for a 60 minute session at Health and Wellness in White Lake with Suzi with the big gazongas. Their happy ending will help smooth out those muscle aches. ".

[HugeDk]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

And that 400 posts can be summarized in 20 lines tells us how little actual helpful reviews are being posted these days.

[Eaton Beaver]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

[HeeJunk]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

[HeeJunk]

New to the Detroit area so took the plunge. A disappointment for sure. https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...n/547949280382.

Cute Chinese masseuse - $80 for the hour but nothing but a routine massage that was only fair quality. No hints of anything else. Not what I expected from an escort ad but it happens.

My Time. They got real skittish real fast. Standard finish is available most places, but expect old and chubby.

[Dennerb]

New to the Detroit area so took the plunge. A disappointment for sure. https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...n/547949280382.

Cute Chinese masseuse - $80 for the hour but nothing but a routine massage that was only fair quality. No hints of anything else. Not what I expected from an escort ad but it happens.

[MagnifiRod]

For nice big boobs on a young, pretty girl, I would recommend Hottie. She used now works at Apple on Silver Lk Rd in Fenton. They are Ds and feel natural to me. She is a sweet girl, maybe 28? Be nice to her. Good luck.

Looks like 48 is the new 28 and Bs are the new Ds.

Nice looking and small framed and decent massage but. Sigh!

[Hitta123]

There is no fun to be had at any Tropical touch. It's just an extremely expensive under whelming bikini massage.

Agreed. I never tried it and I never will. I won't even go to any of the escorts that post of sites. I'll always try my luck at an AMP. If the girl likes you eventually FS is on the table, sometimes it's even free if she really likes you.

[WenWen313]

Any intel on this new place (Cissy's in Macomb)? I may also head up to Alice Massage on 26 mile. Who's the best there to ask for?

I have been here and tested 4 of the 5 girls and left empty handed. But I suggest Julian a 25 ish exotic Asian mixed hot young little spinner. I have save for last, I sense she would be the one, because she works part time a few days week and books out appointments mostly 1.5 to 2 hours per client that suggest she's offering more! Plus I get a stripper vibe which adds to the short work schedule.