Massage Parlor Reports

[WoozerBuck]

Woozer, your box is full.

All clear. Her box is no longer full. LMAO.

[SealColeman]

I have been to the place next to the big grocery store. Had fun both trips and girls were nice.

DM if you want more.

W Buck.

Woozer, your box is full.

[WoozerBuck]

Has anyone visited either of the 2 parlors there recently? I went to bridge st by the dam 3 years ago or so, lots of teasing, but no L1 from Mia, I believe. Place on the south end on cedar was 5 years ago and no dice. If anyone has any intel, would appreciate it. PM is fine if you don't want to post. Thanks in advance!

I have been to the place next to the big grocery store. Had fun both trips and girls were nice.

DM if you want more.

W Buck.

[SealColeman]

Has anyone visited either of the 2 parlors there recently? I went to bridge st by the dam 3 years ago or so, lots of teasing, but no L1 from Mia, I believe. Place on the south end on cedar was 5 years ago and no dice. If anyone has any intel, would appreciate it. PM is fine if you don't want to post. Thanks in advance!

[Grover95]

I think Rubmaps subscription is way overpriced for the lack of participation and posting. But for what parlors were listed, it used to say non-erotic and that feature seems to be gone. I have a subscription just don't pay for the VIP. If you were logged in, it would at least display non-erotic and would give you kind of a clue what to expect.

Years ago, it used to be a good way to get intel on AMPs, but now the site seems pretty dead for info around here at least. It wasn't a bad idea to subscribe for a month then cancel once you got some good leads back when it was $15 month. Now it's $50/ month, Hard pass for me. Also, In my experience, sometimes the Non-erotic tag wasn't 100% accurate. It might have taken a couple tries on some of them, but I went to a few places like that and left happy.

[Buzz2125]

I think Rubmaps subscription is way overpriced for the lack of participation and posting. But for what parlors were listed, it used to say non-erotic and that feature seems to be gone. I have a subscription just don't pay for the VIP. If you were logged in, it would at least display non-erotic and would give you kind of a clue what to expect.

[CashMoney27]

Anyone there that actually gives good massages as well?

There is a girl name Kay that does a good massage. Not sure if she still there though. From my experience most of the massage done at the AMP are mediocre at best. I still yet to find someone who does a really great massage and is still young at the AMP.

[JButter9]

If you don't care for a massage because is so below average but more focus on the finished and extras I would suggest Vicky.

Anyone there that actually gives good massages as well?

[BurtForPres]

I found a few new google listings that may warrant some trying out.

Nikhom in Columbia Heights (I mentioned this one already. I never got to check it out).

Sen Miao in Fridley. Dinky looking office building. My favorite kind.

Rose Tea in Woodbury. We all know Woodbury is a hostile wasteland, so not hoping for much.

Restart Day Spa in Edina. Honestly, probably legit.

Heaven and Home in Robbinsdale. This one is odd since it's more like a group of independent therapists. Could be a good sign, but it's not Asian run for sure.

I'm pretty tired of TOFTT anymore LOL. I won't be checking any of these myself. But if anyone feels like doing a little TOFTT exploration, here's a starting point.

[KrangleVerse]

If you don't care for a massage because is so below average but more focus on the finished and extras I would suggest Vicky.

Vicki is leaving. May already be gone. Pretty sure this was her last week. Surprised she was never mentioned here.

Have you seen the other "newish" girl there? The one with shorter hair? Also wondering who will replace Vicki.

[RayGun123]

Did a google search the other day as I was driving through town and noticed a place called Innovation in Bloomington. Open a little later than other joints and in a sort of office building with controlled entry. Was going to TOFTT but she was busy so I kept driving. Anyone have any intel? No website that I can find. Good reviews that sound legit on google but that doesn't mean anything since they could all be fake. Seems a little more UTR not being a storefront but that just might be wishful thinking with my little head.

I might give it a shot sooner than later but would prefer a little heads up before if possible.

Since I kept driving I ended up going through Maple Grove and my dumb ass ended up at Thai Massage in Maple Grove. Dealing with back pain so I knew it was probably legit but I didn't care because it was literally closing time.

Old ladies talked me into 4 hand. Massage was decent and 4 hand was ok. They ripped the towel off me while face down so I got a little hopeful the grannies would come through but they were careful after the flip and never really teased. Will not make that mistake again. Probably maybe.

Headed north and would like a place to hit along the way this weekend but all my spots are south of me. So we will see. Might try that joint in Bloomington but since last spot was a strikeout I'd probably rather hit a sure thing.

Ray.

Ok, tried innovation.

Good: left happy, table was very comfortable, and massage was pretty good.

Bad: price point is too high. 70 for 30 min and 90 for hour. Lady is easily in her mid to late 60's.

I don't totally regret it since my back was hurting and I wanted a decent rub down, but probably not going to repeat that price point.

[CashMoney27]

Anything recent in Burnsville? Never been to kings, is it worth a go still?

If you don't care for a massage because is so below average but more focus on the finished and extras I would suggest Vicky.

[JButter9]

Anything recent in Burnsville? Never been to kings, is it worth a go still?

[Altjm]

I went and had a decent massage. Not from my favorite masseuse there. Now charging. 90 for the base and on the flip said. 60 for the tip. I said prices are too high and just massage my feet. 5 minutes later she slapped me for being frustrated at me holding my own and I was a happy man with the standard double Jackson. I think service is half of what it was 5 years ago and slowly getting to 2 x the cost. May not be out of line with inflation but when service goes down I have an issue with it. This market just sucks. Can't wait to travel to the South in a few weeks for work and get 3 x the service for half the cost.

Hi, first time responding on here, but have been lurking and gathering intel for awhile. Which Harmony location was this? I tried Harmony Shoreview last night, as it was on my list of places to try. The girl, Lucy, was very sweet and there was teasing, but no HE. Is this because it was my first visit, or is this place legit? Thanks in advance, to anyone that has info.

[PoppyBanger]

Recently found myself having to take a few trips from my normal side of the city, so I figured I'd check out a few places further east. Had a mixed bag over there:

Serenity: Had an hour with a pretty decent looking lady with a sweet voice and even nicer tits. There was some light teasing while I was on my front and I let my hands roam over her legs while she gave me a fairly decent massage. On the flip she was rubbing my thighs under the sheet and I let my hands roam a little more, but I had to pull the drape off to get her talking. She pointed down and started putting oil down there, so I thought I was in for a good time. She grabbed my hand and moved it down and said "you do". With a little talk, she let me touch her over her clothing during the massage, and eventually gave a little help. Afterwards she was very kind about it all. It's likely there is more to be had if I was a regular.

696 AA: Based on some reviews, I decided to check this place out and by the looks of it I thought that more might be available here. Got a table massage and it was mediocre at best. The sheet stayed over half of me the whole time. Not anything in the way of teasing at all. On the flip, she turned me over and covered me up right away. I slowly started pulling the sheet away, but she kept yanking it back. Considering her looks, I didn't press it further and took it as an L.

Overall, I'm not impressed with the service out that way. If anyone has recommendations for a couple good places to try, feel free to DM me.