Massage Parlor Reports Only Seniors with more than 50 posts

[Jaguar300ZX]

I am not a senior member but I think the spirit of the rule is to prevent spam reviews. Hopefully it's avoid I'm a real person and have no agenda, and therefore don't get banned for this.
My experience at NNSpa was absolutely atrocious compared to expectation from previous reviews. I was instantly upsold. I was rushed from the very beginning and despite giving the girl 280 bucks a as told it was only worth 30 minutes and a HJ. I pushed back via the translator app and got her up to BJc but given she already had my cash wasn't in a position of leverage. I thought, not the end of the world, but then somehow she gave me a 3 minute massage and then abruptly grabbed some oil and began jackhammering my flaccid dick. Somehow I eventually got hard despite the least sexy experience of my life unfolding. I asked her what her no was and she said "no English" despite probably knowing what I was asking.
I couldn't advise against this place any stronger. Awful experience.

Cool story bro, and thanks for TOFTT. Your post highlights some very important issues.

First, Don't Pre-Pay. A lot of Shill reports that have integrated into these forums have been attempting to condition us mongers into pre-paying, . And this is very wrong. When you hand over your House Fee and Extra Tip money all at once then you've completely lost all negotiating leverage, and now you're at the whims of whatever they want to do. There's an expression in Mexico; "Un Mariachi pagado toca mal son" Translation; "A pre-paid Musician plays poorly".

As a monger you should take advantage of the two part payment plan, the House Fee gets you in the door, and the Extra Tip is for further negotiations, Quid-pro-Quo (This for That) We need to better utilize our negotiations skills for better service, or we will just get taken advantage of again and again. -I always negotiate!!

Second, Get her Name, this is important if you want to report here in the USASG forums, they use fake names anyway, so it's already difficult to I'd a provider, but in the short lived time between provider rotations, that information is very valuable to the rest of us.

Third, Language Barrier, Yup this is a Red Flag, if the provider claims "No English" that's a Lie, because as soon as you start discussing 'Money' you will soon see how fluent she suddenly becomes.

It's also extremely useful to learn some basic Mandarin Phrases, simple greetings such as; "My name is John, -What is your name?" ("Wǒ jiào John, -andǐ jiào shénme míngzì? This way, you can get her name, and also hint to the idea that you understand some Mandarin, which might make them hesitate to scam you.

Fourth, if the massage is going bad, don't be afraid to get up and walk out. (Cut Bait and Run)(Vote with your Feet).

Your money is gone at this point and if you're not getting what you negotiated for, then showing them that you're dissatisfied has more of an impact than accepting a lousy HJ, or causing any drama. That's because they know dissatisfied customers will complain -On The Internet! -and that's bad for business.

Now for the bad news, sorry to say this, but 'Rules are Rules' and you've posted in an Admin Restricted Forum that requires a 50-post forum history, so I got to report it. But hopefully your words can live on in the dialog box to my reply.

[Lolimo]

I am not a senior member but I think the spirit of the rule is to [Deleted by Admin]

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The spirit of the rule is that people with less than 50 posts DON'T FUCKING POST ON THIS THREAD.

I know you think you have special powers because you have been lurking for ten years but you don't. Become a senior, have 50 posts, become a part of this instead of a spectator then you can sit at the big boys table.

A2

[TyphoobKing]

A quick google ph# search resulted in a RubRankings match to one of several Ph#'s that Life River Spa on South Maryland Pkwy uses.

The address they gave me was for life river. Seems like an easy skip based on other reports.

[WhiteSun777]

Not sure who you were with. I've seen Julie 4 times. Every time it's been total GFE for me. Of course YMMV.

No one recent as I've mentioned this was someone long time ago. Yup definitely YMMV I guess I always run into bad luck! Tried to give them a second shot but parking is always a pain there so fuck it.

[WhiteSun777]

2 F Sunflower on Decatur and Sahara is staffed by one provider who operates via a translation device and is rather matronly in appearance. My desire to have a massage from her is below zero.

I think the NN operators control this place.

I will check it from time to time as I like the private access location, but until there is a mildly attractive provider I shall not cross the threshold.

Same, I do like the location as it's on the 2nd floor. Not sure why I got a text from them recently but just an address and it's not like they changed location. So I find it kind of pointless.

Thank you for the report.

[ChineseLuver]

Never been to and+ or however you want to call it. My one NN visit (long time ago) was meh. At the time, the reviews were hyping up this one particular girl. And of course I was curious since I've never been. Total non-GFE (hyped GFE) table shower upsell (again TS was meh) standard service and rushed. But hey it could be just a one off thing.

Anyway, always check past posts even if it's coming from a senior. History will tell you everything you need to know. Especially if most 99% posts are one particular AMP.

Not sure who you were with. I've seen Julie 4 times. Every time it's been total GFE for me. Of course YMMV.

[WhiteSun777]

Guys thank you for running herd on this thing. I'd been just about to stop at NN or and+ on my way through town but then saw this whole issue of shills start popping up and figured it just wasnt' worth the disappointment in the middle of a long drive.

I'm happy to see that the Admin is cracking down on this as well.

Maybe in a few weeks there will be reviews that can be counted on.

Never been to and+ or however you want to call it. My one NN visit (long time ago) was meh. At the time, the reviews were hyping up this one particular girl. And of course I was curious since I've never been. Total non-GFE (hyped GFE) table shower upsell (again TS was meh) standard service and rushed. But hey it could be just a one off thing.

Anyway, always check past posts even if it's coming from a senior. History will tell you everything you need to know. Especially if most 99% posts are one particular AMP.

[ManyAmp]

30 minutes was. 6 house and I tipped her 160.

Excellent price. Thanks.

[Chuck4]

Asian Girl. Dressed like a college kid. Lots of Energy.

Are they asian or latina?

[JonDoe19]

30 minutes was. 6 house and I tipped her 160.

How much was the service?

[ManyAmp]

Was taken in by Julie last night, she asked if I wanted a shower I said yes, she gave me a towel and she stripped right then and there and took her towel and lead me to the table shower. There I laid down and she gave a great cleaning. Some body slide while I was on my front and on the flip. She gave me a BBBJ in the shower, Jeez can this girl suck a dick. She throated me no problem which isn't something all girls can do. She finished up the shower then dried off and headed back to the room where she had me lay down and she went straight to town again with another BBBJ. I had to slow her down as she was doing such a good job. On came the Hat and she began to ride, then we switched to doggy and as I was close I went back to BBBJ & finished with a CIM.

How much was the service?

[JonDoe19]

Was taken in by Julie last night, she asked if I wanted a shower I said yes, she gave me a towel and she stripped right then and there and took her towel and lead me to the table shower. There I laid down and she gave a great cleaning. Some body slide while I was on my front and on the flip. She gave me a BBBJ in the shower, Jeez can this girl suck a dick. She throated me no problem which isn't something all girls can do. She finished up the shower then dried off and headed back to the room where she had me lay down and she went straight to town again with another BBBJ. I had to slow her down as she was doing such a good job. On came the Hat and she began to ride, then we switched to doggy and as I was close I went back to BBBJ & finished with a CIM.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Saw review on another site. Any info on this agency.

https://www.flowerinfusedparadise.com/index.html

A quick google ph# search resulted in a RubRankings match to one of several Ph#'s that Life River Spa on South Maryland Pkwy uses.

[TyphoobKing]

Saw review on another site. Any info on this agency.

https://www.flowerinfusedparadise.com/index.html

I have them on my take one for the team list like the residental off of Viking on the west. I didn't find any info so I'm not expecting much.

[HermosaSurfer2]

-- This mirrors my experience over the last year more than any post I've read so far.

Guys thank you for running herd on this thing. I'd been just about to stop at NN or and+ on my way through town but then saw this whole issue of shills start popping up and figured it just wasnt' worth the disappointment in the middle of a long drive.

I'm happy to see that the Admin is cracking down on this as well.

Maybe in a few weeks there will be reviews that can be counted on.