Massage Parlor Reports

[Susman123-Shill]

What is up againnnnn OGs, wasn't going to make this report but realized I needed to beat the AI Shill allegations so here we are back again with another review this time round. In the beginning I was hoping to run it back with JM and try out Salena since she egged me on the last time however someone beat me to the punch and I wasn't able to get the time slot I wanted, whatever charge it to the game. Anyways, I decided to just go with Camilla cause I've been wanting to see what's under all that throughout these last couple of times I've been at JM.

Arrive 15 minutes before, my appointment and was greeted by Salena, she was amazing but it was pain knowing today's appointment wasn't with her. Greeted Camilla and we opted for the shower since it was lowkey really toasty today. I grabbed my stuff and we made our way over to the super secret room in the back, also News Flash, the beloved JM table shower is gone WTF. Literally walked in and there was just rubble everywhere, I guess they're doing renovations here. Shower was alright, once she hopped in I knew the previous reports were correct, she had a smoking body with some really nice MM Ds. Nothing to much to write home regarding the shower, just a bunch of washing and grabbing.

Fast forward to the massage, it was the standard deep body massage again nothing else much to write about tbh. Towards the end of the massage she oiled me up one last time and pressed her tits right against my back and that's when I knew it was time to play ball. On the flip, we started off with my meat in between those Ds for a couple of rounds, she then shifted over to a BBBJ, this was where shit started to get real. I'm talking gawking it down and use the hands for added movement in the whole motion DT and she did this really well. Got to a point where I almost busted but I had to physically stop here even though she wanted to keep going lmao. Anyways the covers, came on and I got to appreciate her body once more before I went to town. Wanted to hit doggy but she opted for Missionary instead, slotted it in, couple of shots in blew the bag and cleared out. Packed up and when I looked at the clock there was still 30 minutes left, decided ehh whatever I guess I'll cut my loss and just leave since it was already getting late.

Overall, would give this a cool 6. 5/10 Camilla had a banging body and all that but it really felt like she did not want to be there, DFK was definitely off the table (can't remember if I saw this in a diff report, don't sue me) not to mention there was still 30 minutes left but I wasn't going to start a commotion over this. Anyways definitely not a repeat for me, I'll try JM one more time for Salena but after that I'm cool off JM for a while until next month. Ciao Ciao.

[DrillHoleBB-Shill]

New Doggy Top Five:

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Still no competition for her, most beautiful, most fun.

2. Selena at JM Seattle- Incredible body and looks, best BJ in the area.

3. Susu at Blue Jade Burien. Incredible orgasms, and a superb feel, good luck on extras!

4. Loia at JM Seattle. Kissing machine (in right mood), and great service and looks.

5. Anne at Maple FedWay. Super spinner, just delectable.

Ella at Tokyo and Helen at JM is My ATF and They duo when at Q is incredible.

[DrillHoleBB-Shill]

To the owners of JM or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

A2

[Bothusin2026]

Stopped by JM first after arriving in Seattle. I got an appointment with a very lovely Lola. She's a lot prettier than some of the reviews even give her credit for. She as an incredible body if you like your Asians with a little more meat on their bones. Nice breasts with perky nipples. She's a tattoo down the center of her chest, which she explained to me, and another one on her left arm. The session was full of GFE. She's an amazing kisser. Beautiful eyes.

We took shower before going back to the room for a decent massage. Then she hit me with some TUMA action that felt great. BBBJ is nice; soft and sensual, slow and easy just how I like it. She responded well to my DATY / DATO; got her nice and wet. CFS was a transition from Standing MISH to Fetal, and finally K9. Give her credit, she takes a solid pounding and is very vocal; lots of great eye contact. She finished me CIM.

All in all, it was a good session. While I was there, I got to Helen; holy shit she's hot AF. Also saw Camilla. Unfortunately, Selena was busy, but I have an appointment to see both Helen and Selena later this week.

[CSnow-shill]

TL; DR.

Absolutely gorgeous tiny fit spinner, 5' exactly, C+, 96 lbs. Pretty face. Great service and attitude. GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, TUMA, CFS in mish, doggy (standing doggy to die for, that tiny ass is perfect! And CG, ACG with DFK for the finish.

Review.

I've read plenty of reviews of Salena, including a message from MMS with her mind-blowing yet accurate pic that said "A girl like Chanel". Chanel is unquestionably beautiful and I knew I had to meet Salena. Some may question this, but for me she was even pretties because I love fit spinners and Salena had ever slightly more noticeable sexy muscle tone I love. Don't take me wrong, both Chanel and Salena are perfect 10 as far as I am concerned. But we all have our minor preferences.

I find Asian women some of the most beautiful and sexiest on Earth, and Kobe Tai is one of my favorite pornstars of all times. I have to say that being with Salena was like living that fantasy. That sexy, tiny fit body with huge perfect knockers and pretty face! To die for. Fortunately she's also been very friendly and fun.

We started out by kissing, and she's a great kisser. Very nice western kissing technique, not a tongue impaler. She kisses a lot, which always makes the session fun for me. We started with a standing shower (I was told table shower is busted, my only regret!) which was great. Then we proceeded to the "bed"/ table. We skipper the message and started her saying hello to my little friend by dropping on her knees after making out with me for a while. We proceeded to DATY, then 69, then TUMA which was tongue at length and with great technique, and more amazing BBBJ with DT. Absolutely mind blowing. Time flew and we got to the main even. Started in standing mish, absolutely great. Then switched to doggy, and that's where I almost lost it. We did standing doggy with her body lying on the table. Talk about pornstar fantasy. That ass and legs are to die for. So perfect. To my surprise she told me she wanted larger ass. WTF, she is perfect! Please tell her she is perfect when you see her. So are her breasts. Anyway, doggy was amazing, tight fit and great view. I was close to the finish line so we went for CG and then ACG with DFK, my favorite way to finish. I blew explosively into the bag and couldn't help but laugh happily, it was that good.

We both took a quick shower and it was time to run. I got a chance to say high to Lola (Loia) again. I still want to come back to see her, she's a great experience as well. And then I saw their hot little Latina chicka. Camilla I believe? Very beautiful as well. One last kiss and I was out of the door promising to come back and see her again pronto.

Unfortunately she's leaving on the 24th, not the end of the month, so don't wait too long guys! If you are into athletic beautiful top-heavy spinners that love to kiss and posses mad skills otherwise, Salena is your girl. The only thing I cannot comment on were her massage skills because I wasn't there for the massage, LOL. But I got my full hour and walked out of the place 63 minutes after I walked in. Do be mindful that if there is someone else is waiting you may get a tiny bit under 60 minutes, but I never begrudge the girls a few minutes to get ready. I get lucky at JM and virtually always get my full hour to the last minute. I make good use of it too, LOL.

[KrDoggy-shill]

How does one book appointments? Do you get to see pictures or in person before visit? Do they ever take outcall services? Finally how those one ask for the acronyms they are interested in?

Sorry for the newbie questions.

1. Call the shop, look for numbers on RM.

2. Not usually, if you get a pic its useless. Read reviews.

3. Almost never. Make the offer in person.

4. You will never get an answer, they are not stupid. Read reviews.

Get out there and enjoy, these girls all provide fantastic experiences.

[JonnyWongCong]

What's BJDT?

Bee Jay Deep Throwt Dawgggg.

[SuarezLug]

New Doggy Top Five:

1. Ella at Tokyo Renton. Still no competition for her, most beautiful, most fun.

2. Selena at JM Seattle- Incredible body and looks, best BJ in the area.

3. Susu at Blue Jade Burien. Incredible orgasms, and a superb feel, good luck on extras!

4. Loia at JM Seattle. Kissing machine (in right mood), and great service and looks.

5. Anne at Maple FedWay. Super spinner, just delectable.

How does one book appointments? Do you get to see pictures or in person before visit? Do they ever take outcall services? Finally how those one ask for the acronyms they are interested in?

Sorry for the newbie questions.

[SuarezLug]

Order for me would be different: The BJDT queen takes my crown (and my first hallway experience).

What's BJDT?

[StuntDriver]

Today is the "grand opening" of a brand new L1-only shoppe in Marysville. It’s on State Ave between 1st and 2nd street.

I posted a detailed visit report, including how to get a the house money discount they gave me, in the Everett section.

Lavender Spa Review

[Wanker23]

Been trying to find an opportunity to be in that area to visit. With construction and the normal commute traffic jams, it is typically not worth my effort to drive up there and not have the provider I was looking for. Is Luna the "manager" there? I had called awhile back and the person answered did not sound asian. American english accent. Just trying to get a feel for where "white girls" are working. Heard a Ukrainian maybe working there. Also, this the place you enter from the back on the basement ground floor? Thanks.

The place you're asking about is Renton Spa right off 405. That place gets a mix of any nationality but quality is usually down while price is up. The place we all talk about in Renton is Tokyo spa off Park Ave. Tokyo spa only has Asian ladies.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I got when I had a chest infection and started to get disconcertingly soft for the first time in my life. I don't need or take every day now, but when with sexual athletes like my Top 5 girls I take one and it has the effect I described in my review. After one pop or just extended sex I stay nice and hard. Many girls like Loia just assume its still play time. .

What magic gummy are you taking? Is it prescribed or something otc? I used to be able to go two rounds easily but lately I've become a one and done and sometimes I pop too early now LOL. Anything to help my performance would be greatly appreciated.

[DoubleJay]

I was on my way home early from work and decided to get some me time- Aloha on Greenwood was otw so I messaged, and they told me Mia was the only one in.

I stopped by and met Mia- not bad, late 20's etc-, but I was cautious because of the bad reviews, so I was clear what I wanted- kissing. No (via translator) so I said thank you, and she grabbed my arm and said OK OK OK! I asked to touch her, yes. I asked for BBBJ- no, and she was done with it- totally cool- I am glad I did sort that before I did the paperwork.

On the road to JM- I messaged if I could meet Camilla in 30 min. Immediately responded with a yes.

I get in the place, and Lola answers the door- so stop here- I generally go for latinas, it's my thing, when I can get one, I will enjoy it. As KrD said, she looks Latina- he is 100% correct. Lighter brown skin, curvy ass, brown hair, strange tattoo on her chest (it's actually quite nice). So I said, "Who are you?" "I'm Lola. " "Do you want to go at it?, "Yes. ".

I get to the room, and I told her I heard she liked to kiss. We sorted the paperwork and off to the races. She likes to kiss, this is true, we started with a heavy, deep kissing before I even got my clothes off. Amazing body, she really has a fit Latina body, curvy ass, thick lips, and the other set looks great too. I gave her a heavy licking while she was on her back- wonderful DATY and DATO- I buried my tongue in her spider button while she moaned. Super Hot.

Then a very committed BBBJ from her while I played dolly with my fingers- and actually got some nice sloppy face fucking- she didn't bat an eye. More BBBJ on my back with eye contact- very hot. Followed up with some standard CG, ACG. She looks amazing in doggy, and she feels so good. I was edging for a good 5 minutes. Debating back and forth in my head to finish in the bag or her mouth. I chose mouth and she flipped back and took a load to the cheeks- wonderful woman! I gave her a high 5.

I almost got dressed too soon, but she gave me a pretty aggressive massage that felt great. On the way out, I believe I met Selena who both grabbed me by the jimmy and said I could have one for free right now. If they were only serious.

Great choice to move on- Lola is legit good- I could fuck her face for 30 minutes and I get the feeling she would enjoy it- she is the bes experience I have had at an AMP-.

[SeoulSea]

Back at JM today, saw Hallan and Selena both looked scrumptious (sorry Selena still not quite at Ella's level), then out walked my girl today, Loia.

She is Chinese but totally has a Latina look and body, dark hair and eyes, beautiful very European looking features, nice natural Bs and a big booty and somewhat thick legs that still look good. I could do without her chest tattoo but that is pretty minor. Honestly she looks like a Latina fuck machine, one look and I was inflamed and ready for action. We got in the room and I just attacked her, enormous DFK, then got on my knees and lifted her dress and went to town on her kitty. We eventually got up on the table, I let her do some of her setup and I kept working. DFK, breasts, and snatch. This went on for an extended time. I got her to sit on my face and look down at me and we had some very nice moments.

Finally moved to standing mish, I've said it before but for a bigger girl she feels great, very tight and I love looking at her face as I bone her. Moved to doggy across the table, then ACG, she wanted as much DFK as possible and kept twirling her tongue at me LOL Moved around to doggy on the table and hard pounding, then mish and face up prone to finish. I had taken a magic gummy earlier and as she takes off the cover and gives me a Hailey-style BJ she notices I am still rock hard. She started working me over with hand and mouth, and I am like "oh shit can I do this?" I finally asked for another cover and standing mish rotated to regular energetic mish (more tongue twirling) resulted in a 2nd stronger pop. Holy hell!

We were only 30-40 minutes in because of my impatience. Loia then proceeded to give me a great hard pressure massage, walking up and down my back, gluts and thighs with her knees.

Walked out of JM with a huge smile on my face, Loia definitely still in my top five in the area.

I require GREAT looks and GREAT service to be on that list and Loia has both IMHO.

What magic gummy are you taking? Is it prescribed or something otc? I used to be able to go two rounds easily but lately I've become a one and done and sometimes I pop too early now LOL. Anything to help my performance would be greatly appreciated.

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

Back at JM today, saw Hallan and Selena both looked scrumptious (sorry Selena still not quite at Ella's level), then out walked my girl today, Loia.

She is Chinese but totally has a Latina look and body, dark hair and eyes, beautiful very European looking features, nice natural Bs and a big booty and somewhat thick legs that still look good. I could do without her chest tattoo but that is pretty minor. Honestly she looks like a Latina fuck machine, one look and I was inflamed and ready for action. We got in the room and I just attacked her, enormous DFK, then got on my knees and lifted her dress and went to town on her kitty. We eventually got up on the table, I let her do some of her setup and I kept working. DFK, breasts, and snatch. This went on for an extended time. I got her to sit on my face and look down at me and we had some very nice moments.

Finally moved to standing mish, I've said it before but for a bigger girl she feels great, very tight and I love looking at her face as I bone her. Moved to doggy across the table, then ACG, she wanted as much DFK as possible and kept twirling her tongue at me LOL Moved around to doggy on the table and hard pounding, then mish and face up prone to finish. I had taken a magic gummy earlier and as she takes off the cover and gives me a Hailey-style BJ she notices I am still rock hard. She started working me over with hand and mouth, and I am like "oh shit can I do this?" I finally asked for another cover and standing mish rotated to regular energetic mish (more tongue twirling) resulted in a 2nd stronger pop. Holy hell!

We were only 30-40 minutes in because of my impatience. Loia then proceeded to give me a great hard pressure massage, walking up and down my back, gluts and thighs with her knees.

Walked out of JM with a huge smile on my face, Loia definitely still in my top five in the area.

I require GREAT looks and GREAT service to be on that list and Loia has both IMHO.

I had some quality time at JM today too, wanting to see Selena after reading glowing reviews. I came a bit early with some treats for the ladies, and was welcomed in by MMS nicely. We spent some time chatting, as I arrived about a half hour earlier than my appointed time with Selena. Hallen and Lola were in the back, both looking cute as heck. Krd is spot on with Lola looking like Latina, though not quite as voluptuous as Camilla. Anyway, Lola ushered me over for some light shoulder and hand massage while we chatted and waited for Selena. A minute or two after my appointment time, Selena came back to grab me. I had been anticipating this meeting for a few days now, and seeing her for the first time, I was not disappointed. Personally, I don't think she's the prettiest in the shop, I think Hallen and Lola tie for the top spot, but Selena doesn't trail far behind.

Paperwork handled, she immediately goes in for DFK, and I gladly comply. She's a solid kisser, and isn't shy or timid. She makes her way onto the table with me (I opted for no shower today since I was fresh) and we're making out like it's prom night. My hands go roaming, and she grabs some paper towels to clean all my nether regions. She goes in for tuma which is fine but I was anticipating her BBBJ was everyone has talked about. She has Zero issues doing DT, but she didn't DT enough in my opinion, choosing to go down midway and just do teasing actions with lips and tongue. She probably would've popped me if she did go crazy with the DT. I flipped her over for some DATY, but she didn't seem to start climaxing until I got her in 69, with slight finger rubbing action included. Anyway, after she finished, we popped on one of my covers and I took her mish. She at first was a little angled for softer entry but she soon opened up, letting herself relax on to me. She starts shaking and convulses as I stop thrusting, holding a deep position while letting her cum. She starts saying I love you blah blah and I'm smirking because I know the act. I move to standing mish, grabbing her arm with one hand and a boob with the other, pulling her towards me while hammering away. I can see her veins in her neck engorge as her whole body tenses up. I quickly flip her into standing doggy, which eventually does the trick, me pounding her against the table which is now against the wall and mirror, looking her deep in the eyes while finishing in the bag deep in her. She takes the bag off and is going to get a hot towel, but I'm still diamond hard, and I ask her to suck it. She uses her DT skills to Polish me off, and I release another one hard, and she takes it all in, and I don't see her spit anywhere. Fucking awesome.

She finishes me off with some leg massage, but I let her know there's food and we go back and eat a little bit before she's off to see her next client. I hang around for a little bit, teasing Hallen and enjoying my favorite fried chicken after some good fucking. Selena comes in to make out occasionally and sit on my lap and I'm in heaven.

Selenas looks are a solid 7, service a 8/8. 5, massage was not really had, and her personality was a nice bubbly 7. Not quite GFE but very welcoming. If I come back, I'm coming back for Lola. Hallen gives me hot ice queen vibes haha. Anyway, very solid lineup at JM and they weren't very busy today. Camilla is a hot Latina with the thiccest booty, but I can't stay away from the Chinese girls LOL.

Overall, Selena has above average.