Massage Parlor Reports

**SconnieNation7** · 06-15-26 17:56

Originally Posted by PackerBacker4 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the brainy advice. I would have never thought about it in such a glamorous and intellectual way. Perhaps I'm trying to see if I'm the only one banging her raw since she's arrived!

As an ol boy once said, if one has to explain that they're not trying to be a smart ass, or in your case a jerk, then they are probably trying to be a smart ass or a jerk.

You aren't the only one. Believe that LOL.

**Sanctimonious6** · 06-15-26 16:38

Originally Posted by PackerBacker4 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the brainy advice. I would have never thought about it in such a glamorous and intellectual way. Perhaps I'm trying to see if I'm the only one banging her raw since she's arrived!

As an ol boy once said, if one has to explain that they're not trying to be a smart ass, or in your case a jerk, then they are probably trying to be a smart ass or a jerk.

Well, I swore I wasn't trying to be a jerk, but sometimes you can succeed at something without trying. Having said that, it really would be helpful to know how you approached it and how she reacted.

**PackerBacker4** · 06-15-26 12:58

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

I swear I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I got to ask: Did you ask her directly? If she said no, ask her again the next time, maybe while looking at the big wad of cash in your wallet. What you definitely DON'T want to do is say "Well, this other guy on this forum said you fucked him. ".

Thanks for the brainy advice. I would have never thought about it in such a glamorous and intellectual way. Perhaps I'm trying to see if I'm the only one banging her raw since she's arrived!

As an ol boy once said, if one has to explain that they're not trying to be a smart ass, or in your case a jerk, then they are probably trying to be a smart ass or a jerk.

**Sanctimonious6** · 06-14-26 07:39

Originally Posted by PackerBacker4 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any success getting more than a handjob from the new girl. Not speaking about Leah or coco. The new one that just arrived last week. She's so damn cute and her tits are natural. Dark nips and all natural down below. I'd love to nail this one if she fucks.

I swear I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I got to ask: Did you ask her directly? If she said no, ask her again the next time, maybe while looking at the big wad of cash in your wallet. What you definitely DON'T want to do is say "Well, this other guy on this forum said you fucked him. ".

**BadgerBadger13** · 06-13-26 14:04

Returning to Madison for a few days, but I'm out of the loop. Looking for plays worth my time.

Thanks in advance, feel free to PM.

BB13.

**PackerBacker4** · 06-11-26 14:03

Anyone have any success getting more than a handjob from the new girl. Not speaking about Leah or coco. The new one that just arrived last week. She's so damn cute and her tits are natural. Dark nips and all natural down below. I'd love to nail this one if she fucks.

**NoDamage** · 06-10-26 16:12

Originally Posted by Tarzanwi [View Original Post]

She does not DFK. She is just a nasty old piece of stinky Chinese meat.

Well, she will. But its like sticking your tongue into an ash tray.

**Tarzanwi** · 06-09-26 16:22

Originally Posted by ToolMstr [View Original Post]

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I might be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

She does not DFK. She is just a nasty old piece of stinky Chinese meat.

**GMan25** · 06-08-26 21:23

Originally Posted by ToolMstr [View Original Post]

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I might be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

You notice ce the stench of cigarettes as soon as she gets close. You don't have to wait to taste them.

**ToolMstr** · 06-08-26 08:20

Originally Posted by HamFister [View Original Post]

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

Definitely not what we're looking for when we say 'smoke show'. LOL.

So does she DFK and that's where you could tell she's a smoker, or was it just her and her clothes? I “might’ be willing to put up with the ashtray for a good DFK, although certainly not preferred. Thanks.

**Tarzanwi** · 06-07-26 21:31

Originally Posted by HamFister [View Original Post]

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

I gave up on her. How much money did she steal from your wallet?

Apple is the best hands down. Literally "down there" LOL.

**Ham Fister** · 06-07-26 13:19

I tried Cherry and you guys were not kidding that woman stinks like a dirty ashtray. Now I had fun with her but she definitely stinks like cigarettes this is no over exaggeration.

Also on the west side Apple is the best. The teasing is out of this world. If anyone knows a good place for teasing please let me know.

**Sanctimonious6** · 06-07-26 07:29

Originally Posted by Shooter61 [View Original Post]

Went out for some Mexican food and found Best Massage. It was next to Palenque on 51 in McFarland. Curious if anyone has anything to report on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/766980984091

I tried it back in like December. Nothing special. Homely middle-aged therapist who gave a decent massage and a decent handy. No idea if the personnel has changed since then. My advice: If you're in McFarland, go to Synergy instead and ask for Eva (pronounced YOU-uh). I do like Palenque, though.

**Shooter61** · 06-07-26 00:42

Went out for some Mexican food and found Best Massage. It was next to Palenque on 51 in McFarland. Curious if anyone has anything to report on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/madis...s/766980984091

**Ichigomorales** · 06-05-26 17:08

Originally Posted by NoDamage [View Original Post]

I meant to post this a bit ago, but if you didn't go yet, you've missed out.

Hi NoDamage,

Where would this be at? I tried following the thread but either I'm not aware of the code words being thrown around or abbreviation for certain places. I'm fairly new to Madison so I haven't been around long enough to know certain spots. So far I've been at Woodview AMP this week, Apple a month ago and Yami Tsunami.

Thanks!

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