Massage Parlor Reports for all Regular Members and Seniors with less than 50 posts.

[SoloAdventure]

I have been a member for 4 years and I don't usually leave reviews, bad experiences about a MP, I do write about, as for the actual experience, Its always YMMV.

That's Visitman's point. People only sharing bad experiences but what about the good ones? The good ones are more helpful. Good ones, you don't share because it's YMMV? You're free to gatekeep. Let's not go through mental gymnastics to hide what it is. LOL.

[Faceless1]

I will say that Miu Miu looks as good as her picture I still remember Seeing her for the first time When I went into C9. Was honestly shocked.

Not on their official website though, photos from mongers are better than AI or photoshop with that information.

[SeanMendez345]

I was in the mood for some Vietnamese food and went over to Garden Grove for lunch. I stumbled across this place and decided to stop in after lunch. A lady came out and asked me how long I would like to stay. I asked her if she would be given the massage because she was a really pretty lady with light skin and had glitter stars on her face. She said yes, she would be taking care of me. Her body was like a Latina, very tone and firm. I asked her where she was from and she told me that she was a mix of Chinese and European.

Once inside the room, she came in and was very flirtatious. She had MM boobs that we're quite large, hazel colored eyes. She asked me if I would like a massage to start out with, and I said let's do that later, sweetheart. We start some light kissing, I am removing the straps from her shoulders and dropping that dress.

Played with her boobs and told her that I wanted to lick her pussy. Anna laid back and I crawled in between her legs and started some slow licking. She started squirming around on the table and said "you want to fuck me baby?" I said yes and she said do you want me to get a condom or would you like to do it with no condom. I was a little shocked, I've never slept with the European lady and I thought what the heck. I insert my hard cock inside of her and she has quite the pussy control..

You are Right That fucking hip movement trick while you hitting it from the back or in cowgirl is enough to take out any of the strongest of men. Had me gripping that ass like I was praying for a lifeline.

[SeanMendez345]

Their website is only meant to give you their phone numbers, the image are. All fske af.

I will say that Miu Miu looks as good as her picture I still remember Seeing her for the first time When I went into C9. Was honestly shocked.

[MmcGreggor]

It may be that most are rating her based on her being in the PSE category.

After seeing all the glowing reviews here and on RM, I bit the bullet and made an appointment with Honey at BB Spa. Overall, it was very disappointing and makes me question all the hyperbolic reports seemingly trying to get published in Penthouse Letters and if they are sponsored ads or something- even the supposed credible ones in the gatekept 50+ post section.

Honey is a 5 at best. Her botched tit job was so distracting, along with the 75 degree room on an 80 degree day. Her nipples seem to have been sewn back on the wrong way on, so they went inwards. Distinct odor emanated during mish.

Reports described her English as good, where it was barely passable, despite her "13 years living in the US, since she was 10. " What a joke. She's pushing at least 40.

On my way out, MMS pulled me into a room and brought Mia in. I very much wish I had got her instead. Nice petite natural body with nice tits.

For the guys who run hot, do you have any advice as to how to best approach hot rooms? I almost want to bring a fan with me. I'm at the point where I will walk out the next time a room is as warm as that.

[SeanMendez345]

After seeing all the glowing reviews here and on RM, I bit the bullet and made an appointment with Honey at BB Spa. Overall, it was very disappointing and makes me question all the hyperbolic reports seemingly trying to get published in Penthouse Letters and if they are sponsored ads or something- even the supposed credible ones in the gatekept 50+ post section.

Honey is a 5 at best. Her botched tit job was so distracting, along with the 75 degree room on an 80 degree day. Her nipples seem to have been sewn back on the wrong way on, so they went inwards. Distinct odor emanated during mish.

Reports described her English as good, where it was barely passable, despite her "13 years living in the US, since she was 10. " What a joke. She's pushing at least 40.

On my way out, MMS pulled me into a room and brought Mia in. I very much wish I had got her instead. Nice petite natural body with nice tits..

Can Win them all with the sessions.

But for me. I specifically ask for a room that Has a AC in it. Even when Making my appointments I will request for an AC or a fan. Don't mind working up a good sweat. But sometimes these rooms be sauna's in disguise.

[Markmc12]

I wonder if the scene in general is too forgiving. When I hear about options and experiences in other countries, I'm confused by the general lack of accountability and low bar for service most people seem to tolerate here. Unless it's a serious transgression, I feel like poor service is brushed off.

I haven't splashed out on K-girls and high end trysts, but I don't think one should have to. I might be wrong.

There is nothing wrong with getting the basics, accommodation-wise no less. But if the spa is just bad overall, then more honest reviews should be posted and addressed like the one you posted originally. Some times the girls just phone in the services if they get tired or not into it.

[Osyri]

I do find it interesting that you have been a member for 2 years but have never left a single positive review for anyone.

I have been a member for 4 years and I don't usually leave reviews, bad experiences about a MP, I do write about, as for the actual experience, Its always YMMV.

[GuezDani]

After seeing all the glowing reviews here and on RM, I bit the bullet and made an appointment with Honey at BB Spa. Overall, it was very disappointing and makes me question all the hyperbolic reports seemingly trying to get published in Penthouse Letters and if they are sponsored ads or something- even the supposed credible ones in the gatekept 50+ post section.

Honey is a 5 at best. Her botched tit job was so distracting, along with the 75 degree room on an 80 degree day. Her nipples seem to have been sewn back on the wrong way on, so they went inwards. Distinct odor emanated during mish.

Reports described her English as good, where it was barely passable, despite her "13 years living in the US, since she was 10. " What a joke. She's pushing at least 40.

On my way out, MMS pulled me into a room and brought Mia in. I very much wish I had got her instead. Nice petite natural body with nice tits..

I have to concur with you. Honey is nowhere near the level of attractiveness that's been written about the last 10 days. She's old looking too, very obvious she's in her 40's. At BB Spa right now, only Lunar is decent looking.

[Beachpoison3]

I had read a review by KammyMike on the +50 OC and he was signing up every Monday for Mia. Damn. Prior I had seen Angela 14 days ago and met Mia when she came into the room as we were finishing up. Got to DFK her and feel up those knockers and knew I would be back. 11 AM Monday. BTW caught Mui Mui and Lana somewhere in that time frame (a double).

I was the first customer of the day, I can't remember that ever happening. Fresh Pussy. Yum!

Well, she greeted me at the door and I said I'm here for Mia, I'm Mia, and well I don't remember being that good looking. The perfect spinner, slim through the waist and hips, toned, I remember her taller but Mia is all of 5 ft. Great C's definitely not MM, small nipples, Just Beautiful. Hair down, just all around spinner good looking young chick.

I was there for an hour so I decided to massage Mia, she was like sure, "are you sure", that's my job. So for 10 minutes I loosened up Ms. Mia, a little bit of oil went along way. Made sure I hit plenty of ass and poon, meanwhile she is holding Jr. On while she's on her stomach. Finally I move to the front of table massaging her shoulders and she can feel my dick hitting her head and she lifts her head up and starts sucking. She slides up past the head hole and the session begins.

Rather than starting with me I take her over to the small round low rise chair in the corner and have her put her ass and pussy straight up in the air, legs over her head. . I'm on my knees and I got perfect dining pleasure. Beautiful wet pussy, I'm tapping on the clit lightly and it's time for breakfast, she is very vocal and likes to spread her pussy wide and she rubs her clit to my delight.

Maybe I'm doing it right? Never know. Figure 8, alphabet, fast slow, shit I don't know only when my face is wet do I know Anyway I kept sticking my tongue in deeper, I was tongue fucking her.

No FIV. I didn't try, but lots of starfish dining. She beautiful and young and my virgin of the day.

Time to change it up my routine, and I have expressed sometimes I have a problem finishing, so I decide I going to do all the positions you guys talk about. We started DS right in front of the mirror, great angle tight pelvis to ass. Bang Bang feels good.

She's up on the table, BTW, she's a great kisser, her tongue was down my throat and I almost sucked her tongue right out of her throat many times during the hour. She turns around for RCG, not my favorite, because I like looking at their tits and face, and then turn around CG, now that's better. You can toss this one around she does lots of grinding I'm holding on to those beautiful nips and I'm squeezing them pretty hard and she's playing with my balls.

Finally we get to the stuff I really like, she takes off the rubber and cleans me up and for the last 20 minute it's the BBJ (hopefully some DT), (Sunny MMS did say she has some great mouth skills) prone mish, and standing mish and CIM finish.

I'm a BBJ deviant. I'm sick.

Well Ms. Mia starts me with standing BBJ, slurping, sucking and some kind of extra spitting on the head. I'm leaning against the table and she staring into my eyes, no hands, she then grabs junior so she can lick the whole thing shaft and balls. I swear I'm getting hard writing this, anyway, I have her get on the table and she's on her side close to the edge, and I put my leg up and she's sucking my balls and yes, YEA, DT slowly in and out. No gagging, smooth transition plenty of saliva. I'm squeezing the nips and playing with her pussy.

(Mui Mui at GG taught me to go really fast movements on the clit, faster, faster).

She then drops her head over the table and I squat down and it's DT face fucking time and there was some gagging (10 or 15 insertions in and out, but all good. I'm in Glory Hallejuah!

It's time to fuck and she is so tight and I'm in standing mish, double pillow under her ass, and we're talking shit to each other, feels so good baby, her face became flush, and then the kegels start rapidly and were pounding away kissing and everything.

And now it's CIM time.

So this is funny I bring a finger latex cover and she looks like What is This, I say it's for a PM massage to help me come. She goes OK, but I don't think she has done this very many times. So she gets between my legs and she inserts her finger with lube and her BBJ DT is on full throttle. She's going up and down and DT and she's ramming her finger in my ass hard, I forgot what it's suppose to feel like, but I let her continue it was great. Finally I explode? For 3 or 4 drops and she was not quite sure if I finished. Oh Well, I had fun.

I think you guys will love her, very submissive, super sexy, got all the tools for a great suck and fuck and a real spinner that's beautiful.

As always I will say Thank God for these places. Keeps my sanity.

[Dildo Baggens]

As noted by several mongers who have been here-Nothing like this account exists.

Got word that super sleek and sexy Lia is back. That kitty cat Lioness is still ruling the jungle with that slender profile and better than real feeling sweater puppies. We talk for two seconds say a happy hello and reconnect and then just tear into each other. Get her naked immediately and start sucking face with grace. Lips still pumped up for sucking a golf ball through a garden hose and that's precisely what she dropped down to do. Just crazy*good head game and can go deep with killer tongue action. All the feels. I'm loving this but I just got to eat the Lia so I went down to feed on the real peaches grabbing that sexy ass kissing it right at the tuck and leaned her over to lick her V from behind. Kinky move I pull sometimes and it caught her off guard in a great way and she got wicked horny and into it. My vagina whisperer skills in that position are super strong and I know how to get them to go wild with a powerful leg*shaking release that*feels like no other I'm told. I let her lay down to calm and steady herself as I slide in standing mish to get a stroke going so I'm ready once she recovers. Drop down to eat the Lia again to build up the sensitivity and we are off to the races. Super fucking hot. We are both familiar and super keyed up which made for a wild time and a bit of blur with all the heavy petting, positions, and acrobatics haha! Nothing formulaic about this session. It just flowed like a fantastically orchestrated dance (aka bone dance) and the angles and moves you can do with a frame like this makes me crave her type. She's got all the skills and a body that just makes for an astral projection of a session. She will let you take*her to Poundtown with all the grace of a hot GFE lover. I'll be back for seconds while she's still there for sure.

[QuikTurtle69]

I do find it interesting that you have been a member for 2 years but have never left a single positive review for anyone.

I wonder if the scene in general is too forgiving. When I hear about options and experiences in other countries, I'm confused by the general lack of accountability and low bar for service most people seem to tolerate here. Unless it's a serious transgression, I feel like poor service is brushed off.

I haven't splashed out on K-girls and high end trysts, but I don't think one should have to. I might be wrong.

[QuikTurtle69]

I sometimes ask for a fan which they bring in from elsewhere or change the overall temp for the entire shop. Was she at least warming to you? She wasn't a clock watcher with me so I enjoyed the extra fun time we had.

She was polite. She watched the clock with me which I don't mind since I rarely share enough chemistry to warrant extended time. By the half way mark of the hour, the heat had got to me.

I will push a little harder for a fan or lower temp for my next jaunt, wherever that may be. I've had Garden on my mind for a few days now.

[QuikTurtle69]

I do find it interesting that you have been a member for 2 years but have never left a single positive review for anyone.

Damn, sounds I'll have to reassess my expectations and approach then.

I appreciate the tip about the washcloth. I did enquire about a fan at BB, but was brushed off.

I will say I had a pleasant time with Luna at Angela Spa recently, I did not submit a report about it. Apparently I jinxed it since it appears to have shut down since then.

[TheVistMan-Shill]

After seeing all the glowing reviews here and on RM, I bit the bullet and made an appointment with Honey at BB Spa. Overall, it was very disappointing and makes me question all the hyperbolic reports seemingly trying to get published in Penthouse Letters and if they are sponsored ads or something- even the supposed credible ones in the gatekept 50+ post section.

Granted I only had about 15 minutes with her as she joined my session with Mia but I did not have a similar experience as you. I am not a fan of the number rating system for looks because everyone's tastes are different. I thought she was cute, though not my usual type. I enjoyed her breasts very much though you are correct that she has inny nipples rather than the erasers that I read on someone else's report. There were also no bad odors during my session and we had no problem communicating in English. But yes, Mia is much more attractive, I find Mia absolutely gorgeous.

As far as the hot rooms, I am with you. Most of the girls know that when I come to bring an extra fan into the room because I sweat my ass off. And unfortunately when I get hot, I start to lose my stiffness and have a hard time finishing. One thing that helps me is I ask the girl to bring in a cold wet washcloth before the session starts.

I do find it interesting that you have been a member for 2 years but have never left a single positive review for anyone.