Massage Parlor Reports

[Nienhull]

As my plumber tells me. "I'm glad that these two places are near each other. When one doesn't honor your appointment, you can just bounce on down the road and hit the other one. This has worked out well the last few weeks. Let's face it, the only appointment these places honor is with Andrew Jackson. And we know this. ".

He went on to say "Lucky and Grace are both fun but two weeks ago I was there and I swear they were trying to service 4 or 5 guys at the same time, bouncing between rooms!" So he walked, went to see Eva at Stone and said she's sexy and fun. The next week he tried to rebook with Eva but she blew him off so he met Lisa at Stone. Said she was a sweet GND and though she lacked a few acros, she made it for it by adding a couple of her own.

So. Catch Eva on a good day?

[Slammer333]

Well, Eastern sounds uninspiring, Blue Ocean has a bad case of old lady when I checked yesterday. Anyone been to Stone this rotation?

As my plumber tells me. "I'm glad that these two places are near each other. When one doesn't honor your appointment, you can just bounce on down the road and hit the other one. This has worked out well the last few weeks. Let's face it, the only appointment these places honor is with Andrew Jackson. And we know this. ".

He went on to say "Lucky and Grace are both fun but two weeks ago I was there and I swear they were trying to service 4 or 5 guys at the same time, bouncing between rooms!" So he walked, went to see Eva at Stone and said she's sexy and fun. The next week he tried to rebook with Eva but she blew him off so he met Lisa at Stone. Said she was a sweet GND and though she lacked a few acros, she made it for it by adding a couple of her own.

[MisterBoracay]

That's a long road with a few places. What is it next to? Number? Thanks.

Dreamed I went there last night. Asked for Coco but a 50-yr+ masseuse said she's visiting her 95 yr old mother or grandmother. So, I said to myself what the hell, let's do it. She was very welcoming, wore a short skirt, very decent & toned body. After I laid on the table, she starts massaging, then 15 min in hops on the table kneeling behind me, touching with her legs, so I knew more to come on the flip. She asked if okay, I said sure and she starts to help him rise more, then I say how about a BJ, she says okay (quickly). We settle at $1 for L2. She was into it CBJ and took off her panties and then 69 is happening. Thought no way will I finish with a condom on and feeling her teeth. Yet, she was a decent 6, very juicy down there, and a toned body. So, it did end well with an okay massage. Upon leaving she wasn't rushing me although someone else came in and was waiting in a room. I forgot the customary small water bottle, as we were talking. I wanted to rinse out any p*ssy breath YMMV.

[Mpiper25]

Drove by the place a couple weeks ago and finally had a chance to go back. Was opened for month or so I think. I wasn't sure what to expect but once I went it and saw the girl in a skimpy mini skirt outfit I had a pretty good idea. Her name was Coco, late forties spinner I'd say. Pretty decent massage with plenty of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted and since I wasn't prepared for anything more, I opted for just a L1 with clothes off and a little LFK. 8 for the HR and $20 for her. I'll probably go back in if in the area again, S McCall Rd.

Dreamed I went there last night. Asked for Coco but a 50-yr+ masseuse said she's visiting her 95 yr old mother or grandmother. So, I said to myself what the hell, let's do it. She was very welcoming, wore a short skirt, very decent & toned body. After I laid on the table, she starts massaging, then 15 min in hops on the table kneeling behind me, touching with her legs, so I knew more to come on the flip. She asked if okay, I said sure and she starts to help him rise more, then I say how about a BJ, she says okay (quickly). We settle at $1 for L2. She was into it CBJ and took off her panties and then 69 is happening. Thought no way will I finish with a condom on and feeling her teeth. Yet, she was a decent 6, very juicy down there, and a toned body. So, it did end well with an okay massage. Upon leaving she wasn't rushing me although someone else came in and was waiting in a room. I forgot the customary small water bottle, as we were talking. I wanted to rinse out any p*ssy breath YMMV.

[Nienhull]

Well, Eastern sounds uninspiring, Blue Ocean has a bad case of old lady when I checked yesterday. Anyone been to Stone this rotation?

[YellowJacket]

Linda. Dan Dan has short hair. Most of us remember her from the old Singapore spa. The longer haired one is Cici. The drama at the old Singapore is the reason for the inconsistency most likely. I would only expect a very good massage with nothing else.

L1 is all that's ever reported here and that's only occasionally, Linda dan dan is the owner we all remember her from Venice.

Don't waste your time. There are much better place and options with enthusiastic performers. I'd say she knows the drill and has gone semi-straight under threat of prison.

YJ.

[Gator1961]

Does Lucky not DFK? Why a lot of the reviews of 2024 seem to worry about her hygeine a lot.

I do not think Lucky is a big fan of DFK or TUMA, which is fine with me. I did not see the reviews that questioned her hygiene, but I can tell you that her hygiene is up to par with no worries, at least none that I could tell. She's schmoking hot with a nice little body and some very nice natural C's.

I saw her yesterday and had an amazing visit and I plan to see her again before she leaves. I highly recommend Lucky!

Gator.

[Ariess]

Does Lucky not DFK? Why a lot of the reviews of 2024 seem to worry about her hygeine a lot.

[TpaTrev]

I first saw Lucky at Vinca late 2023 and she quickly became an ATF for me. When I heard she might be back in town I had to go see if it was her and to my delight it was. She is always so bubbly, accommodating and with her petite little body a good time. I suspect she may have been away due to a child but I didn't want to ask her directly. Just a hunch. It's been a minute since I had a nice sloppy BBJ and she delivered as usual. She took her time and really worked the whole area well, it was nice to be in her hands and mouth again. Finished with CG and RCG and then a walk out the door. I will be back to see her before she leaves, seems she will take some time off and may be back? Time will tell.

[MisterBoracay]

Linda. Dan Dan has short hair. Most of us remember her from the old Singapore spa. The longer haired one is Cici. The drama at the old Singapore is the reason for the inconsistency most likely. I would only expect a very good massage with nothing else.

I have been there 3 times. First time was an L1. The second time was just a massage with the SAME girl. She said the owner forbids "sex". The 3rd time was an L1 right before they closed with another girl. She did not want to do L1 at first. I guess it depends on the girl and the time.

[QuartzB]

I have been there 3 times. First time was an L1. The second time was just a massage with the SAME girl. She said the owner forbids "sex". The 3rd time was an L1 right before they closed with another girl. She did not want to do L1 at first. I guess it depends on the girl and the time.

My friend went once when they first opened. He got a lame massage followed by an even lamer L1 finish. He said it was like she was giving him a "hate fuck" but only with her hand. On the way out, his girl and the owner were whispering in the corner and giggling a bit and saying how my friend looked pregnant. He's a bit portly and knows it but he didn't need them to point it out to him. So, in summary, lame service and insults on the way out. He said he could get that at home for free. He told me he won't be back.

[Coh123]

Anyone been to Hawaii massage in Osprey and get more than I therapeutic massage? I went and that's all I got. Albeit a good one.

I have been there 3 times. First time was an L1. The second time was just a massage with the SAME girl. She said the owner forbids "sex". The 3rd time was an L1 right before they closed with another girl. She did not want to do L1 at first. I guess it depends on the girl and the time.

[RickJohn]

Anyone been to Hawaii massage in Osprey and get more than I therapeutic massage? I went and that's all I got. Albeit a good one.

[BorntoDive]

I stumbled into Eastern right after I moved to Florida mid 2024. I had been a regular monthly visitor until January of this year. I am not one to overly dissect and critique each visit other than to say I never had a bad experience. I have been on the sidelines this year primarily due to some financial issues but also some concern about just how busy it has been there recently. I understand that I cannot have the girls all to myself but never like the experience when the chime is going off multiple times during my session and often the lady excuses herself to go let in the next customer who probably gets parked in the room next door. But I had a specific reason to venture up there this week and so I stopped in about 1:00 PM the other day.

When I arrived parking lot was pretty empty. While this is not definitive I generally view this as a good sign that things are not too busy. As I was prepping to make my entrance another punter pulled up and went right inside. So I decided to kill a little time by going across the street. After I returned a half hour later the punter's car was still there but parking lot still pretty empty so I decided to venture inside.

I sat in the lobby a few minutes. If they do not greet you at the door rather quickly it is a pretty good sign that there are multiple customers already inside being entertained. But after a few minutes I was greeted by Lucky who escorted me to the first door on the right. I can confirm that this is the same Lucky who I saw in Fall 2024. She indicated she had been back in China for quite some time but it was unclear to me how long she would be back in US. She seems to me to be on the younger side, rather petite and quite cute. I remembered her fondly. She did not remember me but I would have been surprised if she had. So I was looking forward to the session with her. But apparently she had to run back to her other customer and she handed me off to Grace who appeared after another five minutes. I was not too disappointed as Grace was not bad. She was taller and older but had nice face and form. She has a little more booty than most of you like that thing.

Session with Grace began with TS. Some TUMA and she was poking her fingers in there gently. I am OK with that as I am not above some anal play. After the TS and I swung my legs around to sit on the table she dropped down to her knees and did a short BJ with lots of eye contact. Very nice touch.

Back to the room where she left me for a couple of minutes. I do not remember hearing any chimes but may have been distracted by events. But I think the absence was just due to volume of traffic and the girls having to juggle the customers. When she came back she picked up where she left off with the BJ. I thought her technique was outstanding with lots of saliva, some real deep intake and minimal hand action. Lots of eye contact. I was enjoying it so much I asked her to continue rather than switching up. So this went on for some time without her tiring and without showing any impatience that I was taking so long. I have been having trouble busting a nut recently. She had me really close and I thought it would get the job done but unfortunately despite her best efforts it was not going to happen. So I asked her to stop. I told her that she was great and that I was just having some issue due to getting older.

Well the chime went off and she ran out for another few minutes. By the time she got back I had gone soft but she tried to revive me to no avail. At this point I had been there about 45 minutes (I paid for the hour). She offered me a massage so I did not feel like I was getting the rush out. But for me personally all the other customers and the interruptions just detracts from the overall experience. Just too damn busy for my tastes. So I opted to be on my way.

I have been reading up on my problem. Consensus is that if you are not feeling effect of certain medications (and I am not taking any) then this problem might be psychological. So I actually went to Eastern for some professional attention. And I was not disappointed with the level of attention. My problem is my problem. It in no way detracts from Grace's performance. I thought her BJ technique was awesome and I really appreciated her persistent efforts to get me off. So I left quite satisfied (or as satisfied as I could be under the circumstances). I figured if Grace's efforts did not get me off it was time to see a doctor. So I made an appointment with the urologist.

[BigFlipST]

Looking at the exterior of the place, paints a picture for sure.

Went to 2005 and beyond, this place use to be the shit on are**m**s. She was old then, curious if its still the same woman. I think paid $100 FS and $60 house. I wouldn't pay more.