Massage Parlor Reports

**DCKing** · 06-04-26 08:50

Originally Posted by Kingalexander [View Original Post]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...sm-101072.html

Went with Lorena today, pics are accurate and she's super thick. Standard prices and experience across the board. Multiple positions, doggie being the best of course. I would recommend.

Is this in sterling? Can you share how much I should expect to spend, done asian spots many times, new to latin massagew world. I assume its pretty much always everything covered.

**Kingalexander** · 06-03-26 14:55

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...sm-101072.html

Went with Lorena today, pics are accurate and she's super thick. Standard prices and experience across the board. Multiple positions, doggie being the best of course. I would recommend.

**Kingalexander** · 06-03-26 14:50

Originally Posted by ItsThatGuy [View Original Post]

Funny you mentioned me, I saw her again last week and had a substantially better time. She had no problem with me sucking her nipples or daty, even let me stick my thumb in her ass. Could have been a bad / off day but goes to show how much YMMV. She's been my 2nd favorite NOVA girl after Mia at Haydees. I've seen Fabiola at FHOH a couple times as well and enjoyed it.

YMMV is definitely a real thing with these girls, not everyone is going to get the same experience. Could be a bad day, or more money was offered, chemistry and attraction can also play a part in experience.

**Its That Guy** · 06-03-26 14:03

Originally Posted by ButtersStotch [View Original Post]

I just spent an hour with her and wow! What a stunner. And she's got great proportions on the hip / waist ratio without being ridiculous.

Massage was okay, I liked what she was doing, but she would only use one hand at a time. On the flip she massaged the front of my body, which I have never had done to me before. Her BBBJ was nice, just a little bit toothy but good pacing. She takes direction well. She suited me up and we went through the positions. Seems she does not like her nipples licked, we would let me do it, but then change position to pull away. 69 was also a no-go. But she did good work in CG, and I really liked the view in K9.

I concur with ItsThatGuy's sentiment. In my case I felt self-conscious and couldn't let out my inner freak. I think its due to a combination of her hotness and her demeanor. The way she does everything feels very clinical.

120 to house + 200 tip.

Funny you mentioned me, I saw her again last week and had a substantially better time. She had no problem with me sucking her nipples or daty, even let me stick my thumb in her ass. Could have been a bad / off day but goes to show how much YMMV. She's been my 2nd favorite NOVA girl after Mia at Haydees. I've seen Fabiola at FHOH a couple times as well and enjoyed it.

**GreedyGash** · 06-03-26 13:50

Originally Posted by Caspian33 [View Original Post]

When was this?

Sky was in Texas and is currently in Philly.

Sky is still busy treating walnuts of her fans. Spinner Jenny came in, looked at me with recognition, gently closed the door, and slipped out of her dress. She was patient and let me fire before the buzzer went off.

**ButtersStotch** · 06-02-26 22:16

Originally Posted by ItsThatGuy [View Original Post]

I'll co-sign this. Saw her yesterday afternoon. 10/10 total babe and super sweet. She's so hot she made me nervous.

I just spent an hour with her and wow! What a stunner. And she's got great proportions on the hip / waist ratio without being ridiculous.

Massage was okay, I liked what she was doing, but she would only use one hand at a time. On the flip she massaged the front of my body, which I have never had done to me before. Her BBBJ was nice, just a little bit toothy but good pacing. She takes direction well. She suited me up and we went through the positions. Seems she does not like her nipples licked, we would let me do it, but then change position to pull away. 69 was also a no-go. But she did good work in CG, and I really liked the view in K9.

I concur with ItsThatGuy's sentiment. In my case I felt self-conscious and couldn't let out my inner freak. I think its due to a combination of her hotness and her demeanor. The way she does everything feels very clinical.

120 to house + 200 tip.

**YoungKratos** · 06-02-26 16:03

Originally Posted by T647A [View Original Post]

Visiting yall next week, trying to decide between Rt One and Haydee's. I really like Maritza at Haydees anyone seen her? And any recommendations at Rt One? Thanks for any advice!

Maritza used to be independent, I am pretty sure she had pretty good reviews.

**YoungKratos** · 06-02-26 16:02

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

The only one I have seen at Haydee's, and I've seen probably 6 or 7, that is worth seeing multiple times, is Mia. Not only have I seen here many times, but 4-5 different places. I highly recommend.

I've seen Mia she pretty good, but I am looking for different color of a gem.

**T647A** · 06-02-26 15:10

Visiting yall next week, trying to decide between Rt One and Haydee's. I really like Maritza at Haydees anyone seen her? And any recommendations at Rt One? Thanks for any advice!

**GreedyGash** · 06-02-26 09:36

Linda was playful. Great FF skills. Got naked and then went straight to the BBBJ. Her mouth was greedy and sucked licked my balls while I was standing. She knelt down and keep worshipping me until I wetted her face.

**WalkerC** · 06-02-26 08:11

Originally Posted by YoungKratos [View Original Post]

Saw a review of Maju and wanted to try her, she already left. Saw some good reviews of Michelle, requested her. Got the location and room. Paid for half hr, massage was short, no tease, flipped, gave her requested tip. Gave CBJ decent, rode for a short while, usual missionary and ended in doggie. Pretty standard experience, I was expecting more given the high praise or are the other ladies pretty bad.

The only one I have seen at Haydee's, and I've seen probably 6 or 7, that is worth seeing multiple times, is Mia. Not only have I seen here many times, but 4-5 different places. I highly recommend.

**YoungKratos** · 06-01-26 14:51

Saw a review of Maju and wanted to try her, she already left. Saw some good reviews of Michelle, requested her. Got the location and room. Paid for half hr, massage was short, no tease, flipped, gave her requested tip. Gave CBJ decent, rode for a short while, usual missionary and ended in doggie. Pretty standard experience, I was expecting more given the high praise or are the other ladies pretty bad.

**Landova25** · 06-01-26 12:45

Due to all the AMPs in MD closing, I decided to check out Lulu on the Pike. Drove 45 minutes to try her out since all the reviews I read were pretty good. I called first and she told me to come in.

Mind you, this was late at night on a busy street. I parked out front and went upstairs. I wouldn't necessarily say she's a MILF, more like a GILF LOL.

So I stripped down and asked to shower. I was expecting some teasing, some attention, something, but none was given. First red flag. I showered, cleaned up, dried myself off, headed back to the room, took off the towel, and laid down.

She came in and gave me a great massage. I'll give her that. She definitely worked out some back issues I had from the previous day. Mind you, still no teasing during the massage, no attention to the boys or anything. Red flag number two.

She then cleaned me up and started undressing. The B2 B felt amazing, not going to lie. She worked her way down, tried to suck it from the back, licked it, and I came back to reality and asked for a condom. That's when it seemed like her mood shifted. She could've kept going with a condom on, but instead asked if she could ride me, which I was fine with. Damn, I feel like I missed out, but I'd rather be safe. She seemed pretty reckless, and I use protection most of the time. I'm honestly not sure how people go bareback.

Anywho, we continued with the sex. I ended up on top and came way too quick because I hadn't unloaded in weeks. Should've known going into it, but I let my second head do the thinking.

Also, the racks are fake.

All in all, I think I had high expectations and drove 45 minutes to get there. The massage was good, but the overall experience didn't live up to the reviews for me. It wasn't worth the two bills, and I wouldn't do it again.

Also, what are the chances of catching something from oral? That's something I've been wondering about after the visit.

**Jubba** · 05-31-26 22:45

Found my new favorite AMP provider. Figured I would try her out after seeing some good comments here. Good looking MILF. Slim body, nice D MMs. Great medium pressure massage. Really worked out the massive knots in my back, neck, and shoulders. Then some problem areas in my legs I didn't even know I had. Intermittently ran her hands over my body telling me how handsome I am and what a good body I have. She's a great liar. Wonderful handshake at the end, where she really took her time. Pulled her shirt up and let my hands roam as well. Explosive finish. I have never slept so well the few days since. I will most definitely be back.

**BMoreDog69** · 05-31-26 10:32

You trolled me bruh! I was expecting a good punchline to that joke lead-in, and you dropped the ball!

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Two-post Finegan arrives and reports having a great time, and spending (at least) 2 xhouse, 2 x $$ tips plus an additional $ but I'm unsure what that was for.

Perhaps the Ocean crew are building an arc and the ocean, which was at high-tide and busy when he arrived became becalmed (or the tide went out) as it seams a lot of crew was involved as players or observers.

Some people are born lucky.

Always be nice to the ladies..