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[TheVistMan-Shill]

Who currently has the best throat of the parlors?

Hard to say with so many quick rotations. But a staple for me that does not rotate away is Lana at G & G Acu. Always amazing in the oral department.

[PhoKingAwesome]

I made my trip to see Elly after striking out on the other BBFS spot. Got there late in the evening to the sound of clapping cheeks and the beautiful Yumi answering the door. I thought that was Luna because the person texting said it was Elly and Luna working today. Apparently I was number 2 in line and was ready to leave because I didn't want to be sharing batter from the previous guy but Yumi / Luna convinced me that the guy didn't ask for BBFS. Even showed me the condom and tissues after she cleaned up the room while Elly was cleaning herself up for my turn. Elly takes me to the bigger room and collects the fee and has me undress. She doesn't have much of a personality and she reminds me of the Twitch streamer Allecakes in the looks department. Weak massage but better with the cat bath and an excellent rimmer. After she turns me over and points to the condom and I gave her the Mutumbo finger wag. She giggles and then says "shh don't tell other girl I do this" and starts a decent BBBJ while finger tipping my hole. She takes her time then gets on top for some ACG and warns that I'm too big. Either bad acting or really hasn't been with many guys because I'm the Asian without the cauc and a Southpark meme. A couple of minutes in ACG and she's queefing and slows down. I offer to switch to missionary and it didn't get much better because she's not flexible so I couldn't enjoy getting in there. I hop off and do standing mish and start to cum but then she wiggles and it slips out. Cum blocked and I just stop. She wipes me down while singing some Asian tune and then tells me she likes me and gives me her number. All in all I'm collecting more numbers than PokéMon. But wishing I would have just gone with Yumi because she had that very inviting and sweet personality. Place is clean and worth coming back and don't take my personal experience as the norm but just bad luck.

[VelvetVisitor1]

Vistman and Dildo Baggins are two guys whose posts I always pay attention to. They've both been around long enough to know how to separate real patterns and signals from the usual noise. Honestly, Vistman's post below about spotting fake versus legit reviews is one of those things that should probably be stickied. It would save a lot of newer guys from wasting both time and money.

At some point you stop chasing every shiny new review and start paying attention to the guys whose recommendations consistently hold up. Vistman has been one of those guys for me. I've followed more than a few of his suggestions over the years, and he hasn't steered me wrong yet.

The posts that save you time and money. Bump.

[BombAssPizza0]

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[Warjackhammer]

Who currently has the best throat of the parlors?

I recently finished a session with BELLA at the Garden.

If you're talking about right here and right now, it's here! Very very sloppy! She spits on your cock a lot! A lot of GAWK GAWK sounds! Eye contact is on point! Half of my time was making that mouth work more than a singer doing vocal warmups before a 1 hour show.

Amber is also pretty good because of her spider-woman move, but past that- it's only a few minutes of good upward inverted facefucking.

Bella review on the way!

The lineup at Garden is crazy right now! ALL STAR LINEUP Right now!

Bella (service queen).

Maggie (huge tits, PSE session).

And Melody (Pornstar lookalike, huge tits, PSE).

Loren is great eye candy too.

You guys are really sleeping on these girls.

[TheVistMan-Shill]

Not sure if you were joking or if you honestly don't know, but UCI Medical Center is 3 minutes from Renewal. You are welcome.

He even screwed up here and replied to his own question. LOL.

[Warjackhammer]

Sorry Admin. Hard to explain reporting so I am explaining here.

This is an attempt to build post count so it does not look like a troll / shill. He has created multiple accounts in different cities where specific girls work and is just copying and pasting the same comments to each of them occasionally adjusting a name or a detail.

From the OC forums.

From the Tucson forums.

Phoenix forums.

I am 90% sure who it is but will not call anyone out and start more drama. He has many accounts all over just trying to build post count so his comments appear to be legit.

Wow! Didn't even bother changing the copy / paste, and just changed a few locations, and that's it.

[ChupHuc-shill]

This place rotate quite often, but almost if not all providers were really great. So I wouldn't worry about the low quality service from this place.

I think I have founded a favorite by far. Her name is Vivian.

By the way you are missing out a lot if you skip the massage. She's also really great and strong too. Give it a try, you won't regret it. You can also ask for less strength if it hurts but I go for full strength anyways.

On to the main course. We started with Dfk for a bit and of course it was great! Good lord, her BBBJ was amazing. It's hard for me to peak with BJ but her is on another level. I almost climax when she was doing so.

We opt for 69 right after and we both were going at it. Then after she put the cover on and rode me.

All I got to say is she's very passionate in what she does.

Eventually I climax and then we cleaned up after. I told my self wow that was truly amazing.

I don't usually repeat but there's a chance I may repeat with her!

70 house.

160 tip.

[Brick562]

Who currently has the best throat of the parlors?

[VelvetVisitor1]

Wow, you survived all these actions. You must be in excellent health.

What is the closest hospital to Renewal, in case I don't survive the same experience haha.

Not sure if you were joking or if you honestly don't know, but UCI Medical Center is 3 minutes from Renewal. You are welcome.

[VelvetVisitor1]

I came back to renewal today to try to have more fun with Bella.

BJ: 5/5.

Tease&rim: 4/5.

Russian: 2/5.

69:4/5.

CFS: 5/5.

Total dmg: 60+160.

Wow, you survived all these actions. You must be in excellent health.

What is the closest hospital to Renewal, in case I don't survive the same experience haha.

[VelvetVisitor1]

I think there is something wrong with his post.

Thanks for the honest review. I find it interesting that within half hour of your post, 2 guys came defending the place. And those 2 posts were within 5 minutes of each other. Come on people. This is too obvious.

The board is only healthy when people are entitled to post their experiences.

[VelvetVisitor1]

I used to go to OA alot ever since the green goblin day. They had treated me well before but lately, I have disappointment in OA. Emma used to welcome me and introduced me to her best popular girls before but lately she only popped out at the end.

In my recent trips, OA did bait and switch me by changing girl and I was not really happy with that. Today I called and asked for nanaco. I was late about 5 min since I have to stop by the ATM nearby. They got pretty upset and as usual, the girl took me in the room, rush everything out. Nanaco only gave me 2 min BJ, no 69, and not even FS, and the rest of time is lito HJ, and she asked me to be quiet. It seems the neighbor got into them for noise complaint. I don't think I will come back to OA anymore..

Thank you for the honest review. Definitely rare to come by these days.

[Illeffeqt]

I came back to renewal today to try to have more fun with Bella. Lucky once again opened the door to greet me. I told her I am here to see bella again, she said something about she is busy or something and trying to sell me Yumi. Once I saw what she looks like, I was content with her recommendation. Yumi came in when I am getting ready, she is 5'2 range, gorgeous looking gal with some make up on. She is got that golden blonde hair, D size soft tits that felt too good to be real but I can't find the indication that they are not real. Her clam is trimmed and she got that nice round Asian booty that fits well with her frame.

Massage: on the lighter side for sure, maybe because I asked for the no oil version today due to my back had an ingrown hair going near the shoulder area. She might had saw that too, so the massage was a pass.

Tease preflop: gentle kisses with cat-bath licks that came standard. I showered before I came, so she didn't mind went down on that rim. Soft on the tuma, but she does a tons of BLS, no front hand job though, maybe I should had say something about it. But she made it up with the down under BJ.

Tease flop: DFK as expected, great GFE, she did a grief Russian with her D size, and moved on to the BJ portion pretty quickly.

BJ: Her strongest talent indeed, soft and slow start to measuring me for sure. Took me in the whole way from top to base, that wiggling tongue of hers are just pure ecstasy, with those no teeth or gag BJ like hers, I was able to get her face ram in deep and hard, she wasn't fighting it at all, it is like she has no gag and took everything I gave and still got room to spare. Not going to lie, it was so good that I almost came while enjoying that DT of hers.

69: I had to get her ready for the main course, had her turned around and so I can get to taste that clam of hers. Passes the sniff and taste test with flying colors, her kitty did took a little bit to warm up and find that sweet spot to get her going, once I did, she was drenched in no time.

CFS: no CG starter, she ask me where I want to plow her with those lustful gazes of hers while she apply the cover. Starts myself with standing mish. I felt like she baited me in this one, because her kegal squeeze were real tight, since she wasn't pre-lubeing me with the cover, the friction rub in her were really intense. It didn't help with her vocal performance with it, it was tough enough not to go out too soon. I had to dismount to go for doggy to slow it down a bit, luckily I can control a bit better in doggy to get to enjoy her a little bit longer before going to mish for the big finish in the cover. We went for the shower after we were done, and I got my bonus round of BJ in there like most of my renewal visits had.

Post: she wasn't letting me off and still gave me yet another round of BJ to try to bait me to go again, it is like these hungry nymphos never gets enough action or something. Nothing but a big white flag with the word BANG on it after she tried her hearts out toward the end. And Lucky walked me out and gave me a peck on the cheek to tell me to come see them again soon with my water.
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I stopped by the other day to see who was working, and she is the one who stood out the most with that blonde hair and her looks.

[Illeffeqt]

Are you sure you booked with Kelly? She's no longer at Du.

I think there is something wrong with his post. I am just amazed with how a pile on with a new person, to quote a post that was deleted, and with information, with someone who clearly never even bothered to look up the information they are posting. See the photo below. Maybe actually Google the place to advertise before making bold claims that actually went to the establishment that the person never visited?