Massage Parlor Reports

[Boob Noob 34]

I figured I'll post a review that's not one of the two well reviewed places, Shanghai or best. This spot is between them right next to the old Heaven sent chicken on 112th and 7th.

A few weeks ago I needed some relief and the parking lot at best was packed, and there was a group of homeless hanging out near the entrance to Shanghai so I got on body rubs and checked out of the place near the old Heaven sent had any specials. Before, they always advertised 140 no tip special, and that ad was still going on. I arrived and the barbershop next door was still closed, as was the place on the other side. I've been here a few times before, and my biggest complaint was the walls of the rooms didn't go up to the ceiling, and they were small. The massage table takes up half of the room.

I entered and showed the lady the deal on my phone. She agreed and ushered me into a room. I asked if I could choose my girl, as she didn't compare to the hotties at best and Shanghai, but my question was lost in translation. She left the room, I got undressed, and noticed a sign taped to the wall saying they don't do any illegal activities. I was worried this place turned legit. She came back, put on a cover and rode me vigorously RCG. She kept her top on. I asked to see her tits, and she motioned for more money. I told her to slow down, and she sped up. Not going to lie, it was a good nut, but I was in and out in 15 minutes.

Ah that good ole Heaven Sent shop with the 140 special LOL. That place will always have a special place in my heart as where I lost my AMP cherry. The first time I was there, I drew a pretty decent hottie who wouldn't have been out of place in the Shanghai / Best / Q / Tokyo / JM tier of shops. I asked about the 140 special and she had no idea what I was talking about. But eventually she relented (I guess that was the business model. Get the traffic into the door, then raise the price). It was bare minimal service. CBJ, CFS. I went back a few weeks later and it was 3 old grannies chasing after me all the way out the door as I politely refused. That's when I then drew Alex at Shanghai and went down this black hole of AMPs LOL.

[GoaThillBilly]

I figured I'll post a review that's not one of the two well reviewed places, Shanghai or best. This spot is between them right next to the old Heaven sent chicken on 112th and 7th.

A few weeks ago I needed some relief and the parking lot at best was packed, and there was a group of homeless hanging out near the entrance to Shanghai so I got on body rubs and checked out of the place near the old Heaven sent had any specials. She kept her top on. I asked to see her tits, and she motioned for more money. I told her to slow down, and she sped up. Not going to lie, it was a good nut, but I was in and out in 15 minutes.

Gawd I hate that upsell, especially when the providers are older and not that good looking. They are idiots, that type of behavior guarantees that I won't be back. I had a regular at a now closed shop that would do BBFS-cip for 150 total, she fucking knew how to get repeat business. I mean, if I can get a Young Good looking girl for 200 why the fuck would I pay that for old and homely? They are clueless.

[Shogun Hua]

I figured I'll post a review that's not one of the two well reviewed places, Shanghai or best. This spot is between them right next to the old Heaven sent chicken on 112th and 7th.

A few weeks ago I needed some relief and the parking lot at best was packed, and there was a group of homeless hanging out near the entrance to Shanghai so I got on body rubs and checked out of the place near the old Heaven sent had any specials. Before, they always advertised 140 no tip special, and that ad was still going on. I arrived and the barbershop next door was still closed, as was the place on the other side. I've been here a few times before, and my biggest complaint was the walls of the rooms didn't go up to the ceiling, and they were small. The massage table takes up half of the room.

I entered and showed the lady the deal on my phone. She agreed and ushered me into a room. I asked if I could choose my girl, as she didn't compare to the hotties at best and Shanghai, but my question was lost in translation. She left the room, I got undressed, and noticed a sign taped to the wall saying they don't do any illegal activities. I was worried this place turned legit. She came back, put on a cover and rode me vigorously RCG. She kept her top on. I asked to see her tits, and she motioned for more money. I told her to slow down, and she sped up. Not going to lie, it was a good nut, but I was in and out in 15 minutes.

I haven't been to that place in a few years, but I can definitely agree on the room size. I've only been once Someone else reviewed a girl there, that's why I tried it out. She was a spinner type and offered good service. I paid $$. 2 and got a full hour. If you give a small donation, they will help you out, but it's going to be a fast food version.

I just saw Coco again at Shanghai. Excellent GFE, nice BBBJ. She enjoys receiving a good massage, especially her shoulders. She has a very pretty face and long hair, MM Cs, I think an enhanced butt too. She has a slender body, very nice and speaks a little bit of English. I would recommend.

[IHeartDan]

Stopped by to see who was working and I was introduced to the lovely CoCo when I arrived. She's probably around 5'4, probably 105 lbs. She got some lovely 36 C breasts, and clean-shaven kitty. The GFE started as soon as we got in the room. Lots of passionate DFK. I asked for a shower, which they have. After we returned to the room, she started with an amazing BBBJ with lots of tongue action.

She did allow me plenty of time to pleasure her with some DATY. Her moans were great motivation.

The main event started with her sliding me bare inside for ACG. She was nice and tight. And we rode me very good. When we finally got to Standing MISH, I pounded that bald kitty with everything I had. When I was ready to blow, I was starting to pull out. I guess she could tell that I ready to explode because she told me "inside ok". I was surprised, but I plunged back inside and unloaded several days worth of swimmers deep inside her.

During the clean up she mentioned how much I had deposited. A little more DFK and I was out the door.

Appreciate the scoop. On my to-do list. Any info on the damage? Some spas down here hit 3-4.5 (Queen & King Spa), so just wanting to mentally prep. Thanks!

[Anony]

I figured I'll post a review that's not one of the two well reviewed places, Shanghai or best. This spot is between them right next to the old Heaven sent chicken on 112th and 7th.

A few weeks ago I needed some relief and the parking lot at best was packed, and there was a group of homeless hanging out near the entrance to Shanghai so I got on body rubs and checked out of the place near the old Heaven sent had any specials. Before, they always advertised 140 no tip special, and that ad was still going on. I arrived and the barbershop next door was still closed, as was the place on the other side. I've been here a few times before, and my biggest complaint was the walls of the rooms didn't go up to the ceiling, and they were small. The massage table takes up half of the room.

I entered and showed the lady the deal on my phone. She agreed and ushered me into a room. I asked if I could choose my girl, as she didn't compare to the hotties at best and Shanghai, but my question was lost in translation. She left the room, I got undressed, and noticed a sign taped to the wall saying they don't do any illegal activities. I was worried this place turned legit. She came back, put on a cover and rode me vigorously RCG. She kept her top on. I asked to see her tits, and she motioned for more money. I told her to slow down, and she sped up. Not going to lie, it was a good nut, but I was in and out in 15 minutes.

[Strong1954]

Decided to schedule an appointment this afternoon at Shanghai. It has been several months since I have visited Shanghai or Best. I requested Coco for my appointment, and she met me at the door. Lotus89 description of Coco is spot on! Just like he said, GFE started as soon as we got in the room. Lots of passionate DFK. To me she is the best kisser since Maggie / Amy when Shanghai first opened.

She began by having me lay on my back after several while she massaged my legs. I asked if she liked DATY and she was very responsive. It was wonderful as I dined at the why and especially pleasing when she began to climax a few times. Foreplay is the foundation of sexual intercourse, so never skip it when planning a night of passion with a Chinese girl. As I raised up it was quite easy to slide my cock inside her. She was obviously ready. It felt fantastic when she climbed on for some BB CG. After a few minutes, I made a deposit inside her nice very receptive vagina.

Coco was very passionate and seductive. Afterwards, she continued giving a massage. I was certainly NOT rushed for time. Eventually, she called for Alex. Alex is also very beautiful. She is the youngest of the three girls working at Shanghai. It wasn't long before Hannah came into the room. Wow, she has some huge breasts. Definitely need to go back and experience Alex.

Another monger rang and Hannah answered the door. A few minutes later there was a slight shriek. Coco went outside. The monger was not behaving properly. I asked if he was still there and Coco said he had left. I do not like it when men treat these ladies in a rude unkind way.

[Shogun Hua]

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

If no one is reporting about them, it's hardly likely they would have enough clientele to bring in quality girls. Another source is to check Rubmaps, look at the most recent reports. If you see 3 or more reports on the same girl in one month, there is probably something good going on.

[KrDoggy]

Reya there now is exceptional. Seattle board has tons of info on Q Massage in Shoreline, two superstars there now.

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

[Alonzo919]

Hey everyone, I've been away from the game for a few years and just getting back into it. Looking around the northern region right now.

​What are the solid options or boards out there other than "best" and "Shanghai"? Appreciate any leads or recs via DM if anyone is willing to share. Thanks!

[Lotus89]

Stopped by to see who was working and I was introduced to the lovely CoCo when I arrived. She's probably around 5'4, probably 105 lbs. She got some lovely 36 C breasts, and clean-shaven kitty. The GFE started as soon as we got in the room. Lots of passionate DFK. I asked for a shower, which they have. After we returned to the room, she started with an amazing BBBJ with lots of tongue action.

She did allow me plenty of time to pleasure her with some DATY. Her moans were great motivation.

The main event started with her sliding me bare inside for ACG. She was nice and tight. And we rode me very good. When we finally got to Standing MISH, I pounded that bald kitty with everything I had. When I was ready to blow, I was starting to pull out. I guess she could tell that I ready to explode because she told me "inside ok". I was surprised, but I plunged back inside and unloaded several days worth of swimmers deep inside her.

During the clean up she mentioned how much I had deposited. A little more DFK and I was out the door.

[Akibakenji]

Both girls are attractive SILF (spinner-I-Like-to-F) with similar physique: cute younger face, long black hair, mm C's and flat tummy (one small tattoo), with Monika slightly taller but shyer.

Let me help you decide:

If you want to experience THE BBBJBLSDTCIM -- Selina.

If you want to experience secret (YMMV) menu -- Monika.

If you want to experience money don't matter -- Selina + Monika.

Thanks! I was able to catch a glimpse of Monika today when I went to Best. In my opinion, I find Monika the most attractive out of the current Best lineup (my ranking in terms of looks: Monika, Selina, and Momo). Will definitely have to go back and try Monika!

This week, I tried Hanna at Shanghai, and Selina at Best. I was satisfied with both sessions, but Hanna has to take the cake!

Going to avoid writing a full review, as mine keep getting taken down for some reason:

Hanna:

Super bubbly, treats you like an absolute king, and is indeed a TOTAL freak like everyone has said. Incredibly busty, amazing TUMA as well as BBBJ, sucks your fingers and toes, and boy does she like to squirt on you.

Selina:

A decent massage followed by 20 minutes of BBBJ bliss (despite using a little too much teeth at times). I couldn't hold it and popped during the BBBJ. Our session went 40 minutes, and she was already eager to kick me out and move onto the next monger. Several people have said that she's the most attractive out of the current 3 at Best. Personally not my type. Don't think I'd repeat tbh.

[GeniusCasanova]

I was in the area for work the other day, and decided to ask MMS if Monica was available as I heard some good things here. I made the appointment and arrived a few minutes early, so I got placed in the room to wait a bit while she finished her meal. I was worried I would get someone who is full am uncomfortable but that wasn't the case. I asked about her meal and if she's feeling alright to which she responded affirmatively. My rudimentary mandarin has been helping out nicely recently. She's got a cute look. 7 face, 7 body. She's a spinner with some decent MM boobies. She had dropped her dress and gave me a light touch massage, body to body early into the massage. She did go for the TUMA and reach around which is a favorite of mine, as well as ample BLS. The boys were spoiled that day. I asked her to lay down so I could give her some attention, and I got my fill of DATY and DATO until I asked for 69, which she gladly conplied. She's got a beautiful snatch, and I delighted in my meal.

Letting her know I was ready, I grabbed one of my Japanese covers (you would do well to grab some for yourself) and slid on, lazy CG. She did a nice slow ride, seeming to just enjoy the depth and laying down and gyrating nice and slow and deep. I helped guide with my hands on her ass. Eventually, we picked up the tempo with me thrusting from below and her softly moaning into my ear. I got up and put her in position for standard mish. She did that thing I don't like where she kind of angles her hips so I couldn't get in super deep but it wasn't as bad as some girls. I got tired of that quickly. Though, and switched to standing mish off the side of the table where I really got to pounding. She took that well, medium level of responsiveness. I'd still describe her as lower energy, though. I got her into standing K9 where I was able to take full control, deep and fast. I wasn't seeing an O from her coming. So I decided to get on the table for traditional K9, dropping her into prone bone where I finished deep in the bag. Afterwards, we chatted for a bit, and I gave her a massage which she appreciated. She said we should go one more hour and she would give me a discount but I didn't have the funds with me nor did I want to have another go at low energy, so we said our goodbyes before I asked to meet the other ladies.

If I were to give my rating, Selina is the prettiest of the 3, and I would definitely come back to try her. She's probably an 8 in the face and 8 in body. More my type, physically. Momo was about the same face rating as Monica, and also more spinner.

Overall, okay session but I probably wouldn't go out of my way to come back, as I am closer to the south end shops. If you're in the area and looking for a young Asian spinner, stop by and give one of them a try. Can't really go wrong, looks wise. But the low energy full service is not my cup of tea.

[Ampking69]

I've been hearing so much about Selina. Between Selina and Monika, which one would you guys say is more attractive? I asked MMS to send me pictures, but you know you can't really trust those. Monika looks more attractive in the picture.

Both girls are attractive SILF (spinner-I-Like-to-F) with similar physique: cute younger face, long black hair, mm C's and flat tummy (one small tattoo), with Monika slightly taller but shyer.

Let me help you decide:

If you want to experience THE BBBJBLSDTCIM -- Selina.

If you want to experience secret (YMMV) menu -- Monika.

If you want to experience money don't matter -- Selina + Monika.

[Beerman1982]

There was no chemistry. Only scratched the alphabet. MM B's (scars under) and a tattoo on the tummy (reverse stamp? Back 9 was available but did not partake. Won't repeat.

[Trappin1719]

Seems as tho it may be a momentary rough patch or maybe the honeymoon is over?. Looks like things went from pretty reliable solid service with many attractive options to a 50/50 toss up whether you have an appt or not. I've had pretty decent luck at both by picking my spots and not going very often but I've definitely noticed a slight change in quality etc. I guess it's to be expected. Hopefully this will pass.

My strategy not overdoing it, taking a break and simply getting your fresh back. These AMPs can be a bit monotonous with rushed visits, robotic activities and often the same girls with recycled new names. How many times have we booked a massage with someone we thought was new but when we get there we be like "Damn, I saw her before at (Fill in the blank). In all fairness to Shanghai and Best we need more options up north or maybe there are hidden gems that the smartest of our kind are keeping all to themselves. If so, I don't blame you. But. Psssst. Shoot me a DM and I'll swear not to share LOL. Otherwise. Time to take a break LOL.