Massage Parlor Reports

**Jamal79** · 05-19-26 15:02

For us transplants who moved from out of state, how far of a drive would it be or would one need to travel to find a city with a spa (or spas, variety / easier to find or access) offering more regular service that one might be more accustomed to? Only curious. Really wished I went ape-sh! T while I had lived in Tampa.

**Buzz2125** · 05-19-26 11:41

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Someone mentioned it opening up soon, and I had even been watching due to proximity.

Went and checked it out 2nd day of them being open. May have been a mistake. I texted for an appt and she fit me right in. Shop is a small, newly fixed up joint. Pretty much looks like a fancier version of your standard AMP. Lady who helped me was a smokeshow of a woman. Pretty fave, slim body, yoga pants huggin some decent ass.

Unfortunately, I'll cut to the chase and say it was a strike out for me. I asked for soft, and she sure as hell gave a good tease. Even draping was light, only being replaced periodically when it slipped off a bit. Got hard walled with a no though. I didn't bother getting her name, but she was likely the owner. She turned me down in good humor though. Wasn't disgusted or anything.

Just skip it gents. She wants to keep it legit and I respect that. Maybe I just slipped up and went too soon or was too pushy. Maybe some other monger will try in the future. Tbh, she is very very attractive. I'm guessing hmong? Try it out if you just want a good massage from a hottie. Don't expect anything further. Blegh. Consider this one a TOFTT..

Where in West Saint Paul. I enjoy new places.

**Pga231** · 05-19-26 00:31

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

This is an unfortunate review of her. I have been a customer of hers for a long time. She is sexy, enthusiastic and a sweet girl. I don't think $150 is out of line at all, in fact I regularly pay more. For those that are paying $40 and complaining that Minneapolis is a wasteland. You get what you pay for.

I've also seen Jade many times and she is amazing. I recently saw Jenny for the first time and was not impressed, even though a few of you said she's amazing. I rarely see someone that I don't vibe with, but she was one. Keep the reviews going guys, let's see what's out there! Oh, and see Vicki at Kings, you won't be disappointed!

**CashMoney27** · 05-18-26 21:33

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

This is an unfortunate review of her. I have been a customer of hers for a long time. She is sexy, enthusiastic and a sweet girl. I don't think $150 is out of line at all, in fact I regularly pay more. For those that are paying $40 and complaining that Minneapolis is a wasteland. You get what you pay for.

Jade is very reserved so YMMV with her. You might have to see her half a dozen times before anything more than an L1 will be offer. I've offer her more each time hoping something more but nothing but just an L1. For the house fee I just think is just not worth $85 because the massage is average at best. You can get more somewhere else for what I was tipping her.

**Ridley1991** · 05-18-26 20:52

Originally Posted by Nonallits [View Original Post]

I went to MM in Excelsior this week. Got Jade. Genuinely bad massage; too hard to be a sensual touch experience and way too soft to actually affect my muscles. No teasing before the flip. After the flip I ignored the sheet, so she knew what was happening. Good L1 finish. House fee and tip was $1. 50 all in; I might have been able to get away with less, but I prefer to err on the side of overpaying and avoiding arguments.

This is an unfortunate review of her. I have been a customer of hers for a long time. She is sexy, enthusiastic and a sweet girl. I don't think $150 is out of line at all, in fact I regularly pay more. For those that are paying $40 and complaining that Minneapolis is a wasteland. You get what you pay for.

**ViagraN** · 05-18-26 09:21

Originally Posted by Nonallits [View Original Post]

I went to MM in Excelsior this week. Got Jade. Genuinely bad massage; too hard to be a sensual touch experience and way too soft to actually affect my muscles. No teasing before the flip. After the flip I ignored the sheet, so she knew what was happening. Good L1 finish. House fee and tip was $1. 50 all in; I might have been able to get away with less, but I prefer to err on the side of overpaying and avoiding arguments.

May I ask what MM stands for? Didn't know of any places in Excelsior.

**RxyGuy** · 05-17-26 14:47

Originally Posted by Nonallits [View Original Post]

I went to MM in Excelsior this week. Got Jade. Genuinely bad massage; too hard to be a sensual touch experience and way too soft to actually affect my muscles. No teasing before the flip. After the flip I ignored the sheet, so she knew what was happening. Good L1 finish. House fee and tip was $1. 50 all in; I might have been able to get away with less, but I prefer to err on the side of overpaying and avoiding arguments.

I have tipped $40 at the most and never have had an issue. Be careful not to ruin it for the rest of us.

**Nonallits** · 05-15-26 22:20

I went to MM in Excelsior this week. Got Jade. Genuinely bad massage; too hard to be a sensual touch experience and way too soft to actually affect my muscles. No teasing before the flip. After the flip I ignored the sheet, so she knew what was happening. Good L1 finish. House fee and tip was $1. 50 all in; I might have been able to get away with less, but I prefer to err on the side of overpaying and avoiding arguments.

**PoppyBanger** · 05-15-26 15:30

I'm going to have to spend a bit of time across the city from my normal haunts this weekend. Anyone have their best recommendations for WBL, North St. Paul, & Roseville? Looking for places that offer the best experience in the area. Shoot me a DM if you don't want to post publicly.

**RayGun123** · 05-13-26 00:09

I'm going to be down Shakopee way and then west burbs. Anything going that way?

**RayGun123** · 05-13-26 00:01

Originally Posted by MnTomcat [View Original Post]

It has been a while and things have been changing alot with having fun and just getting a massage. Can anyone shoot me a message on any places I can get a little fun with a massage?

Kings spa is easiest for sure south of River.

Quality of massage is wildly variable based on who you get. But the finish is almost always no fuss and not rushed imo.

**BurtForPres** · 05-05-26 01:24

Originally Posted by MplsMatt47 [View Original Post]

Last time I was here it was strictly legit and there was even a kid running around.

I can report the same, except for the kid. Lady who massaged me gave zero tease and refused a HE. Older, red dyed hair lady who hangs a laughably inaccurate photo in the lobby. The photo inaccuracy was the most memorable part of my visit.

Then again, I also remember visiting not too long after they opened. Either way though, she is not worth returning for. No ass, no tits, no tease.

**MplsMatt47** · 05-04-26 14:12

Originally Posted by CarpMaster [View Original Post]

Golden Spa in IGH has reopened in a new locations. 1525 5th ave s. In IGH. 763-402-0197. I will be paying them a visit soon.

Last time I was here it was strictly legit and there was even a kid running around.

**CarpMaster** · 05-03-26 22:31

Golden Spa in IGH has reopened in a new locations. 1525 5th ave s. In IGH. 763-402-0197. I will be paying them a visit soon.

**AlwaysALot** · 05-01-26 23:01

Cruised out to White bear lake to check out a place mentioned before on the forum. Scheduled for an hour, laid down waiting for 20 minutes, then comes in the nicest rack I've seen in a long time. She is wearing tight yoga pants and a white t-shirt with no bra. Starts the message with a sheet over the lower parts, the message probably lasts 10 minutes, she does some light teasing on the backside, then asks if I want to turn over. She grabs the bottle of oil and drops it all over my midsection and this turns into a DIY type situation. I then start touching her and she guiding her hand towards the part I want massaged but she is resistant. I keep mildly encourage her and she says "I'll go to jail if I touch it" and I reassure her that won't happen, she then starts to massage the good parts and helps me out after a little encouragement. Anyway, she is definitely above average in appearance and has nice boobs and allows some touching. Overall, not much of a massage, probably 20 minutes total with the girl, but well worth it!