Massage Parlor Reports

[Flipper69]

I thought I was being smart and slick. My thinking about getting undressed was that in a legitimate massage place, you don't necessarily get nude, not unless they explicitly give you instructions. Then, with the money, I definitely thought I was being cool and slick. "I like to tip up front" seemed like a "cool guy" way to let the lady know what I was really there for. I never thought for a moment that this would be, or could be, interpreted as doing what a cop would do. In fact, I thought that stripping (even down to my underwear) would be something a cop wouldn't do.

But here's the big question: I get led into the room, the girl says nothing and just leaves the room (as this one did) and then what? Am I just supposed to sit there, fully dressed, scrolling on my phone until she comes back? And then, what if she just starts giving me a massage and nothing else? Do I wait for her to bring up the topic or do I make small talk along the lines of "So, do your clients ever want more than just a massage?" Alternatively, am I just supposed to come right out and say, "I didn't come her for a massage. Strip down and let's have sex. " I would be super-embarrassed if I said the latter and then got kicked out for being a perv in front of what turned out to be a real massage therapist.

That's alright bro. It happened to most of us at one point or another. There are also plenty of other places.

[Morgan2357]

Just come in and be honest. If you get the same girl again you just say hey I was too timid we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start again? (But Id recommend calling ahead this time and making an Appointment with another provider to save the embarrassments) Then. Be brash. Yes. You strip down nude this time. You get the massage and while she's massaging you, you massage her. You run your hand on her leg move it to her ass. Ask is this ok? Cops won't do this. So you'll be doing the opposite of what you think is going to happen and actually put the girl at ease. If you did this in a legit parlor the girl would say no and no means no. You stop. If she's ok you get bolder you caress her breast and you just ask hey do you mind taking your clothes off and can we go to the next stage? They'll work with you. It's just that simple.

Sound advice and I really appreciate it. I know this is a really strange sort of "community," but I do appreciate the advice this community can provide.

[TheOuroboros]

I thought I was being smart and slick. My thinking about getting undressed was that in a legitimate massage place, you don't necessarily get nude, not unless they explicitly give you instructions. Then, with the money, I definitely thought I was being cool and slick. "I like to tip up front" seemed like a "cool guy" way to let the lady know what I was really there for. I never thought for a moment that this would be, or could be, interpreted as doing what a cop would do. In fact, I thought that stripping (even down to my underwear) would be something a cop wouldn't do.

But here's the big question: I get led into the room, the girl says nothing and just leaves the room (as this one did) and then what? Am I just supposed to sit there, fully dressed, scrolling on my phone until she comes back? And then, what if she just starts giving me a massage and nothing else? Do I wait for her to bring up the topic or do I make small talk along the lines of "So, do your clients ever want more than just a massage?" Alternatively, am I just supposed to come right out and say, "I didn't come her for a massage. Strip down and let's have sex. " I would be super-embarrassed if I said the latter and then got kicked out for being a perv in front of what turned out to be a real massage therapist.

Listen, if FHOH is wasn't so heavily reviewed as a place w / extras I'd understand your concern about being too brash and getting kicked out. But it's not. And neither is it too late for you to attempt again.

Just come in and be honest. If you get the same girl again you just say hey I was too timid we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start again? (But I’d recommend calling ahead this time and making an Appointment with another provider to save the embarrassments) Then. Be brash. Yes. You strip down nude this time. You get the massage and while she's massaging you, you massage her. You run your hand on her leg move it to her ass. Ask is this ok? Cops won't do this. So you'll be doing the opposite of what you think is going to happen and actually put the girl at ease. If you did this in a legit parlor the girl would say no and no means no. You stop. If she's ok you get bolder you caress her breast and you just ask hey do you mind taking your clothes off and can we go to the next stage? They'll work with you. It's just that simple.

[Morgan2357]

You didn't pass the smell test. Laying out the money and not getting naked is rule #1 for these girls that you may be an uncle LEO trap. I don't know what girl starts with an and besides Nelly but I guarantee she left to tell the front desk to warn Sandra. Next time you go anywhere get naked on the table and let them start the massage before you ask for anything "extra".

I just responded to another one of my new teachers on here, but forgot to ask an important question: now that I've failed, am I screwed as far as this place goes (screwed in the bad way, not the way I expected to be)? If I go back and ask for one of the suggested girls, am I now on the "he's a cop" list?

[Morgan2357]

I know this next part may cause some contention as some veteran mongers may disagree with me here but never show your hand. Never pay first. That I feel like is something you should do if you already established a rapport with a provider. When you give them the money upfront you lose your bargaining leverage. Next and this is your most egregious error. You stripped to your underwear. That tips them off that you might be a cop. You laid the money out on the table like a baited hook. Refused to get fully nude and then when she asked you what you want you played word games and said "sensual" rather than telling her you want to fuck. Just say it. "I want your clothes to come off. Join me in being nude and let us do everything in this cloud of darkness. You set the tone here that you might be law enforcement rather than letting them know you are here to monger and get your cock sucked. That's on you.

I thought I was being smart and slick. My thinking about getting undressed was that in a legitimate massage place, you don't necessarily get nude, not unless they explicitly give you instructions. Then, with the money, I definitely thought I was being cool and slick. "I like to tip up front" seemed like a "cool guy" way to let the lady know what I was really there for. I never thought for a moment that this would be, or could be, interpreted as doing what a cop would do. In fact, I thought that stripping (even down to my underwear) would be something a cop wouldn't do.

But here's the big question: I get led into the room, the girl says nothing and just leaves the room (as this one did) and then what? Am I just supposed to sit there, fully dressed, scrolling on my phone until she comes back? And then, what if she just starts giving me a massage and nothing else? Do I wait for her to bring up the topic or do I make small talk along the lines of "So, do your clients ever want more than just a massage?" Alternatively, am I just supposed to come right out and say, "I didn't come her for a massage. Strip down and let's have sex. " I would be super-embarrassed if I said the latter and then got kicked out for being a perv in front of what turned out to be a real massage therapist.

[RubLover21]

Young MMS let me in and then showed me another girl who is well-endowed. Cleaned me with hot towels. They seemed worried about the local event, too. No BBBJ with this one but she sucks well. Some DT followed by a crazy doggy. Penetrated her in side mish. Some LFK. Nutted on her bit tits and chest.

Turnover is fast but quality is good. Today was Seven (not the earlier Seven). Taller and more T&A than average for a Korean, arm-candy lovely and an affectionate, leading technique. YMMV but the end result was that I felt 20 years younger than usual.

[RubLover21]

Next and this is your most egregious error. You stripped to your underwear. That tips them off that you might be a cop. You laid the money out on the table like a baited hook. Refused to get fully nude and then when she asked you what you want you played word games and said "sensual" rather than telling her you want to fuck. Just say it. "I want your clothes to come off. J

Leaving the boxers on is a cop move. Not even the most legit places ask for that. And first time in any place, house fee first. Don't even flash extras. Put that in another pocket.

[BigPoppa2308]

You didn't pass the smell test. Laying out the money and not getting naked is rule #1 for these girls that you may be an uncle LEO trap. I don't know what girl starts with an and besides Nelly but I guarantee she left to tell the front desk to warn Sandra. Next time you go anywhere get naked on the table and let them start the massage before you ask for anything "extra".

Having lurked around on here for a long time, I decided that FHOH sounded like a great place to go. I called, made an appointment, and drove out there. I made the (flawed) assumption that all the girls there offered more than just massage. So, on the phone, I just took whoever they assigned. It was either Natalie or Nichole (something with an N). She was nice looking, but not what I'd call sexy. She was thin, wore glasses and had what I'd call "receptionist at a law firm" vibe. I stripped down to my underwear while she was off doing whatever, noting that it was super dark in the room and the music playing was way too loud, and when she came back, I said, "I like to tip up front," laying out $200. She looked at it and asked what kind of massage I was looking for. The look on her face was not inviting. I said, "sensual. " She said, "Nude?" and I said, "yes. " She said she didn't do that kind of thing and offered to go looking for a girl who was into it. I said, "fine," knowing that things would not go my way. She came back, said no one was available, but I could still get the regular massage I paid for. I declined and left, sorely embarrassed. So, lesson learned.

[TheOuroboros]

Having lurked around on here for a long time, I decided that FHOH sounded like a great place to go. I called, made an appointment, and drove out there. I made the (flawed) assumption that all the girls there offered more than just massage. So, on the phone, I just took whoever they assigned. It was either Natalie or Nichole (something with an N). She was nice looking, but not what I'd call sexy. She was thin, wore glasses and had what I'd call "receptionist at a law firm" vibe. I stripped down to my underwear while she was off doing whatever, noting that it was super dark in the room and the music playing was way too loud, and when she came back, I said, "I like to tip up front," laying out $200. She looked at it and asked what kind of massage I was looking for. The look on her face was not inviting. I said, "sensual. " She said, "Nude?" and I said, "yes. " She said she didn't do that kind of thing and offered to go looking for a girl who was into it. I said, "fine," knowing that things would not go my way. She came back, said no one was available, but I could still get the regular massage I paid for. I declined and left, sorely embarrassed. So, lesson learned.

So from my experience. I don't know anyone by the name of Natalie or Nichole. There are a lot of new faces at FHOH so I'm not doubting the authenticity of your review. But you did commit what I like to call noobie mistakes. I feel like the first mistake you made was not RTTF as FHOH has plenty of info, as a first timer. Pick a reputable reviewed provider. Sandra the owner is a guaranteed choice for a good time as she is the owner and always provides exceptional service. This is a YMMV hobby so you set yourself up at a disadvantage picking a girl who hasn't been reviewed on the site. Call ahead ask for Sandra. Ask for Alejandra. Gabby. Nellie. These are just recent providers that have been reviewed and recommended as solid picks for getting what you desire. FS is available for w / any of these names I mentioned. So you don't have to go in blind. Music playing way too loud should tip you off that the girls are getting railed in the room next door. I feel like you were too timid and perhaps that spooked the girls a bit.

I know this next part may cause some contention as some veteran mongers may disagree with me here but never show your hand. Never pay first. That I feel like is something you should do if you already established a rapport with a provider. When you give them the money upfront you lose your bargaining leverage. Next and this is your most egregious error. You stripped to your underwear. That tips them off that you might be a cop. You laid the money out on the table like a baited hook. Refused to get fully nude and then when she asked you what you want you played word games and said "sensual" rather than telling her you want to fuck. Just say it. "I want your clothes to come off. Join me in being nude and let us do everything in this cloud of darkness. You set the tone here that you might be law enforcement rather than letting them know you are here to monger and get your cock sucked. That's on you.

Sorry you drove a long way but buddy you got to come prepared next time. I think your actions spooked this girl and she wasn't game with you. Come back next time ask for a reviewed provider by calling ahead. Strip till your nude get on the bed. Show her your rock hard cock. Tell her what you want and ask her how much it's going to cost and play let's make a deal. Think you'll get a different outcome if you heed my advice.

[Morgan2357]

Having lurked around on here for a long time, I decided that FHOH sounded like a great place to go. I called, made an appointment, and drove out there. I made the (flawed) assumption that all the girls there offered more than just massage. So, on the phone, I just took whoever they assigned. It was either Natalie or Nichole (something with an N). She was nice looking, but not what I'd call sexy. She was thin, wore glasses and had what I'd call "receptionist at a law firm" vibe. I stripped down to my underwear while she was off doing whatever, noting that it was super dark in the room and the music playing was way too loud, and when she came back, I said, "I like to tip up front," laying out $200. She looked at it and asked what kind of massage I was looking for. The look on her face was not inviting. I said, "sensual. " She said, "Nude?" and I said, "yes. " She said she didn't do that kind of thing and offered to go looking for a girl who was into it. I said, "fine," knowing that things would not go my way. She came back, said no one was available, but I could still get the regular massage I paid for. I declined and left, sorely embarrassed. So, lesson learned.

[Ksl93]

Does Lisa look like the picture in their ads (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ste.../13241841.html)?

Anna, Wendy and Cherry look like their pictures (with some air brushing).

I'll just say that the "air brushing" in their case it's like 20 more years of age haha! They are fun, but don't expect anyone under 45-50 at that place.

[Qxl8080]

Varies depending on where you go. I know that's not super helpful, but maybe posting some places you are considering could help folks respond. Costs more for latinas, but varies. Also, read the thread and news about activity in the area. There are changes happening.

Thanks, my tastes run more Asian then Latina, reading through the thread it does seem like there is more attention to the hobby then before. Perhaps I'll stick to Woodbridge, saw an add for Dale spa.

[Navihawk]

Does Lisa look like the picture in their ads (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ste.../13241841.html)?

Anna, Wendy and Cherry look like their pictures (with some air brushing).

It's a safe bet that most of the girls in ads like these are far away in some other country, and who you'll actually see doesn't look nearly as good. Sometimes the ads will have some kind of disclaimer about it being an agency and the pictures are not 100% accurate, but many of them don't have the disclaimer, so you take your chances.

[Trav]

Does Lisa look like the picture in their ads (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ste.../13241841.html)?

Anna, Wendy and Cherry look like their pictures (with some air brushing).

[DoYouKnow]

2nd visit here and met Lisa who has nice tits and long nips. BBBJ and FF in different positions. She was aiming to finish me in her mouth but I went a covered mish. Donated nuts in DS. She's playful.

Her table shower experience is one of the best there is. Tiny package, well proportioned and explosive.