Massage Parlor Reports

[MeatCannon]

Has anyone else heard that Lily is now the manager?

[MeatCannon]

Did anyone else get a text asking "where are my customers". I was told they haven't been busy lately, and they have a new girl every 4 days.

From my understanding Annie is gone, and Lulu is there now, and Lola will be back Thursday.

I was also told "come see our girls NOW".

That's half the problem, nobody knows who's there anymore with 4 day rotations. At the end of April Management told me Annie would be staying on this month, but now they say she has been gone a week? For better or worse I liked it when the staff would be there 3-4 weeks to a month. If a girl I really like is there I might go once a week, if she's not my jam just one trial visit and wait for the next rotation.

I'm not a fan of LuLu, She was sniffing loudly nonstop and hocked a giant loogie on my schlong. It was nasty. I'd assume others had the same experience that's why they are slow when she's there.

As for recently it's been busy. I went my normal time and some Joker's vehicle was parked out front (only one broad working) . I came back a half hour later and the lot was empty so I did a walk in.

I drew Me Me, probably mid to late 40's (would be my guess) decent looking spinner type, with nice bolt ons with a little baby damage on her tummy.

First of all didn't feel like any Air Condition was on in this joint, and it was hot as hell inside. 10 seconds after my massage started another guest walked in, and Me Me put him in a room.

I got a rushed half ass massage so she could get to the next guest (not really her fault, but it is what it is) .

Everything else was good, but from what I experienced they need more than one broad working there at a time.

Just One girl working, and the broad rushing / cutting time to get to the next guest doesn't work for me.

[SWMonger]

New talent at YouSai, two girls working, E. E. Was gone shopping so I did not get a chance to check her out. Kee Kee is cute mid 30's, naughty and nice with a little spice, no FS, options on menu. Worth visiting and worth repeating. $70 for one hour.

[ToolWays]

Did anyone else get a text asking "where are my customers". I was told they haven't been busy lately, and they have a new girl every 4 days.

From my understanding Annie is gone, and Lulu is there now, and Lola will be back Thursday.

I was also told "come see our girls NOW".

That's half the problem, nobody knows who's there anymore with 4 day rotations. At the end of April Management told me Annie would be staying on this month, but now they say she has been gone a week? For better or worse I liked it when the staff would be there 3-4 weeks to a month. If a girl I really like is there I might go once a week, if she's not my jam just one trial visit and wait for the next rotation.

[MeatCannon]

Was this at you sai?

Sounds a little hard to believe based on past reviews. But you never know if there are new owners or management?

I'm not going to rush over to Yousai, but when I'm in the area I may stop in and ask for a business card and scope out the talent and report back.

I've found out several times the hard way, that one persons "very attractive women" could be a late 40's broad that looks like a pig with lipstick or look like a construction worker named Larry.

[Dls9090]

Ventured out to one time this month. A couple of very attractive women. Yoyo and Anna. Stunning IMO. Yoyo being more thick, all-natural and Anna more petite and her head game was on spot. They said the new girl, Kiki, is coming over this week.

Was this at you sai?

[GreenMachine]

Yes! Although I got it wrong (didn't take the time to scroll back), your post about the sign stating "under ware must stay on" at YouSai was the post I was thinking about.

Ventured out to one time this month. A couple of very attractive women. Yoyo and Anna. Stunning IMO. Yoyo being more thick, all-natural and Anna more petite and her head game was on spot. They said the new girl, Kiki, is coming over this week.

[Happyrock]

Made an appointment to see Lola on Sunday for Monday before she left. I have read so much about her that I wanted to try for myself. I arrived for my appointment and someone got there before me and she said I had to wait. I told her I made an appointment. She went out then I got at text that said that they made a mistake. Lola waked in and said I was first. Her massage was decent and I loved her crawling all over me. Then on the flip side that was amazing. She took her time and enjoyed it as much as I did. No rush. After she gave me a big hug and a kiss. Then she walked me out and hugged me goodbye. Well worth it guys. Everything everyone says is true.

[Prof Fate]

Went to Grape today. I texted to try and see Lola while she was still here, but I was told she had already left for NY. So I saw Annie instead. The descriptions so far have been accurate. Early to mid-30's, a fair number of tattoos, petite, C-cup naturals and a little bit of a tummy. The massage was good and her English was great compared to the last few ladies. Had a good time on the flip. I think most will enjoy time with her.

A couple of small things that were kind of a damper. I set up an appointment, but someone pulled in right ahead of me. She took him for 30 minutes so I waited. Then, someone came in halfway through our hour and she ended things 15 minutes early to take care of him. Told me "longer next time".

I get that juggling being there alone can be tough. I do wish they would staff with 2 ladies so this isn't always so intrusive. When there are two, I don't think I've ever been interrupted or shorted on time.

[Bob0525]

I can confirm Annie was there over the weekend and the previous description of her from someone is accurate. She has very good English skills compared to most and a really nice and firm set of what appeared to be bolt-ons. I enjoyed my half hour and she made sure I got all of my time.

[MeatCannon]

Got a random text out of the blue From Grapes number.

Said "Lola will be here between tomorrow and the twenty first. If any customers are interested in coming to see."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Elliot Stabler]

I can vouch for this. Went and saw Lulu and was underwhelmed. Massage was meh, she sniffed the whole time and spit into paper towels. She also speaks less than zero English and just repeats phrases at you. "I like you" "I like you" "I like you". Yeesh.

Neither Lilly or Lulu are really my jam. I will miss Lola, she was a gem. I'll probably wait for the next rotation to visit.

I did go to Apple in Roanoke recently and spent some time with Candy. If you are ever over that way, I can 100% recommend. You'll have a good time.

Prof, as of this week Lulu has left the building and Annie is her replacement. No sniffing and good English.

Annie is Probably mid to late 30's with a slight pooch and all tatted up. 5-6 tattoos maybe more.

[MeatCannon]

I can vouch for this. Went and saw Lulu and was underwhelmed. Massage was meh, she sniffed the whole time and spit into paper towels. She also speaks less than zero English and just repeats phrases at you. "I like you" "I like you" "I like you". Yeesh.

Neither Lilly or Lulu are really my jam. I will miss Lola, she was a gem. I'll probably wait for the next rotation to visit.

I did go to Apple in Roanoke recently and spent some time with Candy. If you are ever over that way, I can 100% recommend. You'll have a good time.

Yeah I got the "I like you" "you very handsome" and "soo big" in refrence to my schlong from Lulu. I'm sure it's the same scritp she uses with everyone LOL.

Her massage was so so. But She wasn't bad looking, it's just the sniffing and spitting ruined the whole session.

It's not like she can call in and take off when she's sick. She was the only one there the day I went. Maybe we should give her a break and try her again in a few weeks.

But I wouldn't go anytime soon if she's got the crud.

[Prof Fate]

It gets even worse. During the CBJ I'm not sure if she vomited or it was a huge Loogie she hocked (due to her cold) and spit into a paper towel halfway through. But it was nasty.

I can vouch for this. Went and saw Lulu and was underwhelmed. Massage was meh, she sniffed the whole time and spit into paper towels. She also speaks less than zero English and just repeats phrases at you. "I like you" "I like you" "I like you". Yeesh.

Neither Lilly or Lulu are really my jam. I will miss Lola, she was a gem. I'll probably wait for the next rotation to visit.

I did go to Apple in Roanoke recently and spent some time with Candy. If you are ever over that way, I can 100% recommend. You'll have a good time.

[MeatCannon]

Thank you and I saw the update too, have you noticed a change in Lilly since she now has that rich BF?

I know Lilly has many fans, as a matter of fact she's a favorite of a senior member on here who I share the most info with.

I only had her once, so can't say if she's changed. She's nice, but lookswise she doesn't crack my list of top 4 favorite fruit stand broads.

Again she's very nice, and a couple of times when I was leaving and she wasn't busy she stood by her rooms door and said " Me next time".

She's not Fugly or anything, I'd possibly see her again. But after seeing Fei Fei and Mina, I thought Lilly looked old enough to be their Mama.