Escort Reports

[Eddinger]

Not sure where to really put this. Its not a review, just a fun moment I had that I've been meaning to report on. I was killing time walking around elmwood park having a cigarette looking at the houses and a silver Mercedes suv drove up slowly down the road. I noticed a hot woman driving. The car continued and turned at the next street and then parked on the street. The woman stay in for a bit and I could see her on her phone. Then she got out and I was close to the car walking. She was fucking hot. Total 30-40 yr old Latina smoke show. Great curvy figure. Dressed professionally like for an office job, but also kind of a bit too sexy. She grabbed her handbag and started crossing the street and we met as she was going the same way I was. I said hello. And she said back in a sexy voice. "well, hello. " we chatted about nothing for half a block and I got a total vibe from her and I knew. Then she said. "well. Here I am" and went up a house walk to the door and at the door was some 50 year old dude in sweats and I was like, fuck, I knew it! And wished I got her number. My god she was hot and I went home and jerked off imagining fucking her and searched every eros ad, and rub rankings and and whatever to find her but couldn't. Sucks. But it was a super fun moment to know what was going on right away and then have that thought confirmed when I saw her job waiting for her at the door. She deserves whatever he paid. She hat an amazing set of tits I could see through her blouse with her hot red bra peaking out. What a bummer I couldn't fuck her.

[Nowhere500]

Can you please fix the link or include the full URL?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

You can just search the last numbers of the link to pull up the posts.

[Moss734]

Met up with this Colombiana last night. I went for the full menu BBJ, DATY, and Anal. Was on the high end but this was a true PSE experience. We went 2 rounds and she finished with massage. Good service ain't cheap and she isn't your regular STG girl, she was definitely top of the line.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

Yes, I agree. She is real and very accommodating. She was here late fall for a few months, I previously reviewed her. Gained a little weight since then but all in her ass, no complaints by me. Accurate pics in her ad. Service is almost a 10 (only not because it’s CFS and not bbfs). Since she's been back I've actually already seen her 5 times.

[Osito608]

Any recommendations in Naperville area please PM me.

[ArchaticPipe]

Met up with this Colombiana last night. I went for the full menu BBJ, DATY, and Anal. Was on the high end but this was a true PSE experience. We went 2 rounds and she finished with massage. Good service ain't cheap and she isn't your regular STG girl, she was definitely top of the line.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

And wasn't she a clock watcher? PM me. TIA.

[Osito608]

Can you please fix the link or include the full URL?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

[Sanctimonious6]

Met up with this Colombiana last night. I went for the full menu BBJ, DATY, and Anal. Was on the high end but this was a true PSE experience. We went 2 rounds and she finished with massage. Good service ain't cheap and she isn't your regular STG girl, she was definitely top of the line.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

Can you please fix the link or include the full URL?

[Osito608]

Met up with this Colombiana last night. I went for the full menu BBJ, DATY, and Anal. Was on the high end but this was a true PSE experience. We went 2 rounds and she finished with massage. Good service ain't cheap and she isn't your regular STG girl, she was definitely top of the line.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7744859333

[Osito608]

Let me know if anyone has seen her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/auror...5/681013071880

[WallStreetBull]

Facts man little head and in dry times did some dumb shit. Hope this helps others.

You're married and you did an outcall to your house? Come on man. You need to be smarter than that. Most of these girls are crazy.

[LS4V8]

Gents, a long-time senior here who knows the rules and knows to check T*E*are and other sources, but the fact that I found a baddie with a tight cat from pictures made me think to go for it. This is a lesson that I will remember for the rest of my hunting life.

I found this random girl on Listcrawler and figured outcall was 1. 60. I just needed to send a deposit and give her my HOME address, which is the stupidest thing I could have done. She shows up with a doo-rag on, and I'm like, "OK, no problem. " The second she walks into my house, she starts looking around at what I have and asks me when we're going to the bedroom. Then she says, "Well, I don't like cash, can you Zelle me this instead?" Me, thinking with the little head as I'm naked, I say sure, like an idiot.

Moments later, she starts asking me for the cash. I told her I just sent you 1. 60, and she's like, "Well, now I'll give you a better experience for 360. " I immediately tell her, "It's over, get out, take the money, and get the fuck out. " She starts by saying, "It looks like you're married, I'm not leaving until you give me the 360. " So she sits in front of my house and won't leave, so I give her the 360. Then she immediately texts me, "I'm staying here until you give me more. " I turn off the phone and move on.

Key Lessons Learned:

DO NOT do deposits.

Always validate here or on T*E*are.

Do not be stupid and think with the little head.

This could have fucked up my marriage and put my house in danger. Now, I have to sleep with one eye open. Let this be a lesson to you newbies and any seniors: never do deposits.

You're married and you did an outcall to your house? Come on man. You need to be smarter than that. Most of these girls are crazy.

[Captk96]

What Neighborhood.

Cicero near Harrison.

[HappyGardener]

I had a chance to visit this weekend. She was very friendly and a must see for the breast men out there. Highly recommended. Neighborhood was ok for a day visit, iffy for nights.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...n/369034547222

What Neighborhood.

[Captk96]

I had a chance to visit this weekend. She was very friendly and a must see for the breast men out there. Highly recommended. Neighborhood was ok for a day visit, iffy for nights.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...n/369034547222

[OneRoadToWest]

Bunny is very pretty (or at least she was when I saw her) but she was almost the textbook definition of pillow princess / all business / in and out. She was nice, but bored and it just felt super empty. And quick. It wasn't very pricey back then but she raised her rates. I just couldn't justify seeing her after two times. It's a shame. If she tried a bit more to be personable / GFE or faked it / acted better she would be a star IMO.

She has an actress like face, frankly speaking. I'm talking like Brittany Spears vibe. Bodywise she's not bad either. Obviously she's not tight given her volume (She tours all kinds of cities outside of Chicago).

But yea I'd only see her like once a year just because of how boring her session is. But it's also not fair to knock her. For her face, if she was actually remotely GFE you'd be looking at $800-1000/ hour. Also, she doesn't have any attitude problem. She sucks you (covered) but at least does her job. There are far worse ones out there who are rude and much less attractive.