Massage Parlor Reports

[NotCrazy]

I had a long day at work and was a bit tired when I received a message that my preorder had arrived early. For one second I thought I would wait but who was I kidding. Got in my car and rushed over to Melody. Kiki, looking extremely good, opened the door and walked me to the room. I was about to tell her to just stay but she tells me to wait and a girl would be right in. A few seconds later in walks Boobs. I mean Sage. LOL She knows what here assets are and definitely accentuates them. Took me a while to actually notice her pretty face as she looked great in her extremely low cut black dress. Sage comes in all smiles and kisses. No hesitation or nervousness. She helps me undress and is kissing my whole body as she does it. I lay down and she undresses to reveal that amazing body. Loved the tattoo she has across just below her waistline. She quickly puts those boobs in my mouth and I'm loving sucking on those nipples. Then works her way down to some quality head. There definitely must be a class taught at Melody because these girls all are too damn good with their mouths. Sage then gets up and works her way to where my head and bends over for more kisses and boob sucking. From there crawls across my body toward my dick but makes sure to position her smooth warm delicious pussy on my mouth as she started sucking my dick again. I know I've described pussy as delicious before because it usually is, but there was something about hers that I felt I could still taste her on my way home. After eating her out for a while she asks me to fuck her. She puts in the cover and begins riding so I can play with those boobs some more as that pussy bounces up and down on me. I then move on to some standing mish. Sage starts kissing me as I'm pounding away in her and giving me some encouraging moans. Once I fill the bag she cleans me up and tells me to lay down. I didn't ask for massage but did get a cuddle and kissing session as she straddle and rubbed her bare pussy on me. If I wasn't tired I would have gone for round two. It was very relaxing though. She helps me dress and walks me out with Kiki. I'm glad Kiki is going to be with us a bit longer. I told her I would be back soon. Didn't get to see the Queen as she had taken a much earned early night off. Y'all be safe out there.

[JuanEyedWillie]

Decided to stop by Melody and drew Sage.

She came in all spunky and flirty showing off her bolt on Cs. She's a nice petite spinner type with a nice lower abdomen tattoo. Started with a nice massage. At one point she sat on my back and I was able to watch her in the mirror as she massaged me. It was really hot watching her tits in the mirror. Once we got to the main event, she went straight for the BBJ. We threw the cover on and I jumped on top. I was having some performance issues and she was nice about it, got me back in the game and I was able to finish. She's got a great attitude, likes to kiss, and I'll definitely be back to redeem myself and take advantage of her spunkiness!

Once again Queen Mary has found another great addition to the roster. Can't wait to come back!

[Chikfilla]

Stopped at a couple spots last week and this week.

First up was Rain. I saw Cici. She's maybe 5'6" older gal with some nice natural DDs. Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on the donation. She slipped the cover on and gave me CBJ to get me up. Once up we started in standing mish. She asked me to go slow which I did. Eventually started to play with her clit and seemed like she enjoyed herself. The view was nice seeing those natural tits. Decided to put her on top and she rode me with those tits bouncing all over the place. Got the job done and she cleaned me up and off I went.

This week, I decided to try Sun. Angela answered the door. Nice younger (maybe mid to late 20's?) girl with a pretty face. I'm pretty sure she was at Sakura last month. After a massage we got down to business. She wanted $. 5, but we settled on $. 2. She's got some nice natural tits as well. Probably Ds. She's attractive and has a cute smile. As we went along, she opened up more and started to relax. I think we both enjoyed the latter half more. I'd see her again.

Both spots got the job done. Not as good as the golden standard of Melody, but it was during peak hours, so I decided to wander. I'll be back to Melody next!

[Gaolong21]

I went to Orchid just once. Like you, it was based on other reviews. Also like you, I learned the hard way this place sucks and doesn't deserve my business.

Same shit, rushed everything with upsell. No, thank you. It really makes you appreciate a place like Melody. They're true professionals that give a fantastic experience.

At Orchid, what you experienced was completely intentional. They suck.

I'm new here and was looking for a good AMP. I almost went to Orchid but something came up and now I'm glad I didn't. I guess I got lucky. Looks like I'll have to check out Melody.

[CactusJacker]

I'm with ArizRider on this one. Nothing kills the vibe faster than GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) kicking in before anything's even started.

That's one thing I've always appreciated about the house of M. Never had to deal with any of that. It's always been straightforward. Pay your 200 for the hour (60 house + 140 tip) and that's that. No games, no surprise add-ons mid-session.

A girl can look like a 10, but if the attitude's off or it turns into a constant upsell situation, it just ruins it. Hard to get into it when it starts feeling like a running tab instead of an experience. Becomes way too transactional for me at that point and kills all hopes of enjoying the fantasy GFE experience.

I was actually thinking about checking out Orchid too just to see what the hype was about, but after reading this... definitely going to pass.

Thanks for keeping it real and laying it out like this. You covered everything that matters, not just looks but how the whole thing actually plays out.

That upsell right out the gate would've thrown me off too, especially after money's already down. Kinda sets the tone and it's hard to come back from that.

And yeah, looks only go so far. If it feels rushed or like they're just running through a script, it doesn't really hit the same. Got to at least feel some level of engagement.

Price-wise it's tough to justify too. When you know there are spots where you get a full hour, consistent service, and none of the extra noise. It kind of makes the decision for you.

Sounds like one of those places that looks great on paper, but doesn't fully translate once you're actually in the room.

Good looking out sharing it straight like this, appreciate you LostIn520! 👍

Melody girls are beautiful and the queen gives us a nice variety to choose from every month without any games. Great informative posts today my brothers.

[Harveyspec1069]

Decided to try Orchid...I hand over. 2 for the room for the hour and for services. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on. She said ". 2 will only get you 45 minutes. Give me $40 more for an hour" after I'd already handed the funds over...Eventually we end with me laying back down and I finally finish. It was at the 40 minute mark. They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door and it's the first time I was never even offered a water!

...I hated the upselling right off the jump, right after I handed over the. 2, was bummed that after paying I was told I'd only get 45 min unless I pay more. While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out, and 20 minutes before my hour was up no less, what I paid an additional $40 for. I really disliked being pushed out in the and and not even offered a water.

This experience lacked the warmth and connection I find at Melody. I know there's a ton of reviews for Melody but they're well earned and that's just the long and short of it. There was no focus on connection at Orchid and while it felt good and they were hot, it felt like going through motions rather than a cohesive experience where they want to get to know your wants and needs. Sure we go to get our rocks off, but that's only part of it. I probably won't be going back to Orchid. I wasn't a fan of the experience.

Thanks for the honest review. Covered all bases of our experience including, price, looks, and how the interaction went. I don't like it when I get the up sale that happens from time to time with different providers or facilities. Also, if the action is just mechanical it just doesn't do it for me and there won't be a return visit. There has to be some interaction (or at least fool me into thinking there was) for me to return for another visit.

I'm with ArizRider on this one. Nothing kills the vibe faster than GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) kicking in before anything's even started.

That's one thing I've always appreciated about the house of M. Never had to deal with any of that. It's always been straightforward. Pay your 200 for the hour (60 house + 140 tip) and that's that. No games, no surprise add-ons mid-session.

A girl can look like a 10, but if the attitude's off or it turns into a constant upsell situation, it just ruins it. Hard to get into it when it starts feeling like a running tab instead of an experience. Becomes way too transactional for me at that point and kills all hopes of enjoying the fantasy GFE experience.

I was actually thinking about checking out Orchid too just to see what the hype was about, but after reading this... definitely going to pass.

Thanks for keeping it real and laying it out like this. You covered everything that matters, not just looks but how the whole thing actually plays out.

That upsell right out the gate would've thrown me off too, especially after money's already down. Kinda sets the tone and it's hard to come back from that.

And yeah, looks only go so far. If it feels rushed or like they're just running through a script, it doesn't really hit the same. Got to at least feel some level of engagement.

Price-wise it's tough to justify too. When you know there are spots where you get a full hour, consistent service, and none of the extra noise. It kind of makes the decision for you.

Sounds like one of those places that looks great on paper, but doesn't fully translate once you're actually in the room.

Good looking out sharing it straight like this, appreciate you LostIn520! 👍

[Harveyspec1069]

Must've been really lucky sage answered the door in a sexy black outfit. I can confirm the description, nice slim frame and the twins were enhanced. Not shy and really liked dfk, lots of tongue action. Then off to the ts to freshen up. Her girls were the perfect scrubbers and she used them to make sure the sensitive areas were extra clean, which led to a BBBJ before heading back. She continued where she left off watching me enjoy her work. I wanted to return the favor and she wanted to keep going so we worked together before getting to the main course. Her juices were started to get going so she dressed me up and hopped on for a quick ride. Nice grinding to start off then into acg but it was my turn to be in control. She gave me great feedback with moans and I can see the enjoyment in her face. Some more dfk as I worked away feeling her firm grip on me. A marathon of pleasure ensued. Her technique from her back was unexpected as she would thrust her hips into mine. When I was behind her the same effort was made as we worked in sync. It intensified the moment for all our positions. When I reached the finish line I shot off and fell into a deep relaxation. Time flew by faster then I thought as my time had expired. We cleaned up again and said bye to the future competitors. Sage was good at focusing on me and taking directions. It was overall a good visit but I need to give Kiki another visit as she is always excited to see me when ever I show up.

Solid write-up! Mmm! Good!

Appreciate you taking the time to actually break it down. This is the kind of detail that helps people make real decisions instead of chasing random glowing reviews from out of towners writing 7 different reviews for 7 different spas in 5 different states in the last 7 days and tipping way above the standard Tucson rates jacking up the prices for everyone.

Good to see Sage came in and held her own right away. That's usually the tell. Not just a good session, but whether someone can step in day one and match the standard that's already been set.

Sounds like she didn't need any ramp-up. Just plugged straight into the rotation.

That's what people should be paying attention to.

Definitely on the radar now. Good looking out being first through on this one. Thanks for being the trailblazer, MmmGood!

[MotorboatJones]

I went to Orchid just once. Like you, it was based on other reviews. Also like you, I learned the hard way this place sucks and doesn't deserve my business.

Same shit, rushed everything with upsell. No, thank you. It really makes you appreciate a place like Melody. They're true professionals that give a fantastic experience.

At Orchid, what you experienced was completely intentional. They suck.

Decided to try Orchid based on the latest crop of reviews. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on...
They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door.
While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out.

[ArizRider]

Decided to try Orchid based on the latest crop of reviews. A very unique setup, it's a house! Definitely different than the other spots. I park alongside and ring the doorbell and eventually Yumi lets me in. She's an absolute stunner I will say that. She is definitely hot as hell. Japanese / Chinese mix like Sakura. We go to the room, and I do what I always do to show intent, I hand over. 2 for the room for the hour and for services. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on. She said ". 2 will only get you 45 minutes. Give me $40 more for an hour" after I'd already handed the funds over. Well; in it for a penny, in it for a pounding. She insists on giving me a massage first, I was kinda bummed I didn't have a choice in the matter, I wanted no massage at all. The massage was good, though. A lot of strength behind it, rolling wide forearms and embows that were good and not just jabbing into my spine. No tease on the massage which I wasn't a fan of. Then She said "Turn over!" and I sat at the table edge while she gave me an incredible BBBJ. She asks if I want to meet Sakura and she brings her in. If you like the "sleepy eyes youthful anime" type you see all over Japan, you'd love Sakura. Yumi resumes the BBBJ as I sit on the edge, and Sakura sits next to me and kisses me and does a bit of nip play. She says that she'll join me for extra. At first I was reluctant as I've never really cared for the 3 way and like to focus but she said she'd give me a deal. I threw an extra. 1 in and Sakura gave me a BBBJ as I lay down and Yumi sat on my face. Finally after awhile we get down to business. Yumi on the edge of the bed as I go at it, Yumi playing with the boys from behind, occasionally coming up to kiss me or give me a bit of nip action. We switch to doggie and then I get off Yumi and try to get Sakura onto the edge. Sakura informs me that no, it's an additional upcharge of I want to fuck her, and I pass. Eventually we end with me laying back down, Yumi on my face and Sakura giving me quite the BBBJ and I finally finish. It was at the 40 minute mark. They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door and it's the first time I was never even offered a water!

Anyhow, they're hot. That's a bonus. Also a discreet location. The Japanese banter was a definite plus. But I hated the upselling right off the jump, right after I handed over the. 2, was bummed that after paying I was told I'd only get 45 min unless I pay more. The extra upgrade was eh sorta worth it, I can eat least take that off my bucket list. While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out, and 20 minutes before my hour was up no less, what I paid an additional $40 for. I really disliked being pushed out in the and and not even offered a water.

This experience lacked the warmth and connection I find at Melody. I know there's a ton of reviews for Melody but they're well earned and that's just the long and short of it. There was no focus on connection at Orchid and while it felt good and they were hot, it felt like going through motions rather than a cohesive experience where they want to get to know your wants and needs. I've only been to Aura once but they also seemed to focus on pampering as well. Sure we go to get our rocks off, but that's only part of it. I probably won't be going back to Orchid. Overall aside from their hotness, I wasn't a fan of the experience.

Thanks for the honest review. Covered all bases of our experience including, price, looks, and how the interaction went. I don't like it when I get the up sale that happens from time to time with different providers or facilities. Also, if the action is just mechanical it just doesn't do it for me and there won't be a return visit. There has to be some interaction (or at least fool me into thinking there was) for me to return for another visit.

[MmmGood]

A new started today at the house of M. I have not partaken yet but asked the Queen when the new girls were going to start and she told me that Sage was starting today and gave me the details. She seems promising, 5'4 , 110 lbs, D cup enhanced. I didn't have time in my schedule to get down there to try her out but she is definitely on my todo list. We all know that Mary is selective and always does right by the customers so I have full confidence Sage will have skills. If you see her before I do drop a review for everyone.

Must've been really lucky sage answered the door in a sexy black outfit. I can confirm the description, nice slim frame and the twins were enhanced. Not shy and really liked dfk, lots of tongue action. Then off to the ts to freshen up. Her girls were the perfect scrubbers and she used them to make sure the sensitive areas were extra clean, which led to a BBBJ before heading back. She continued where she left off watching me enjoy her work. I wanted to return the favor and she wanted to keep going so we worked together before getting to the main course. Her juices were started to get going so she dressed me up and hopped on for a quick ride. Nice grinding to start off then into acg but it was my turn to be in control. She gave me great feedback with moans and I can see the enjoyment in her face. Some more dfk as I worked away feeling her firm grip on me. A marathon of pleasure ensued. Her technique from her back was unexpected as she would thrust her hips into mine. When I was behind her the same effort was made as we worked in sync. It intensified the moment for all our positions. When I reached the finish line I shot off and fell into a deep relaxation. Time flew by faster then I thought as my time had expired. We cleaned up again and said bye to the future competitors. Sage was good at focusing on me and taking directions. It was overall a good visit but I need to give Kiki another visit as she is always excited to see me when ever I show up.

[LostIn520]

Decided to try Orchid based on the latest crop of reviews. A very unique setup, it's a house! Definitely different than the other spots. I park alongside and ring the doorbell and eventually Yumi lets me in. She's an absolute stunner I will say that. She is definitely hot as hell. Japanese / Chinese mix like Sakura. We go to the room, and I do what I always do to show intent, I hand over. 2 for the room for the hour and for services. I was surprised when everything became an upsell from that point on. She said ". 2 will only get you 45 minutes. Give me $40 more for an hour" after I'd already handed the funds over. Well; in it for a penny, in it for a pounding. She insists on giving me a massage first, I was kinda bummed I didn't have a choice in the matter, I wanted no massage at all. The massage was good, though. A lot of strength behind it, rolling wide forearms and embows that were good and not just jabbing into my spine. No tease on the massage which I wasn't a fan of. Then She said "Turn over!" and I sat at the table edge while she gave me an incredible BBBJ. She asks if I want to meet Sakura and she brings her in. If you like the "sleepy eyes youthful anime" type you see all over Japan, you'd love Sakura. Yumi resumes the BBBJ as I sit on the edge, and Sakura sits next to me and kisses me and does a bit of nip play. She says that she'll join me for extra. At first I was reluctant as I've never really cared for the 3 way and like to focus but she said she'd give me a deal. I threw an extra. 1 in and Sakura gave me a BBBJ as I lay down and Yumi sat on my face. Finally after awhile we get down to business. Yumi on the edge of the bed as I go at it, Yumi playing with the boys from behind, occasionally coming up to kiss me or give me a bit of nip action. We switch to doggie and then I get off Yumi and try to get Sakura onto the edge. Sakura informs me that no, it's an additional upcharge of I want to fuck her, and I pass. Eventually we end with me laying back down, Yumi on my face and Sakura giving me quite the BBBJ and I finally finish. It was at the 40 minute mark. They promptly rushed me the hell out of there, not before asking for more of a tip. Basically shoved out the door and it's the first time I was never even offered a water!

Anyhow, they're hot. That's a bonus. Also a discreet location. The Japanese banter was a definite plus. But I hated the upselling right off the jump, right after I handed over the. 2, was bummed that after paying I was told I'd only get 45 min unless I pay more. The extra upgrade was eh sorta worth it, I can eat least take that off my bucket list. While unintentional, they really made me feel like they wanted me out, and 20 minutes before my hour was up no less, what I paid an additional $40 for. I really disliked being pushed out in the and and not even offered a water.

This experience lacked the warmth and connection I find at Melody. I know there's a ton of reviews for Melody but they're well earned and that's just the long and short of it. There was no focus on connection at Orchid and while it felt good and they were hot, it felt like going through motions rather than a cohesive experience where they want to get to know your wants and needs. I've only been to Aura once but they also seemed to focus on pampering as well. Sure we go to get our rocks off, but that's only part of it. I probably won't be going back to Orchid. Overall aside from their hotness, I wasn't a fan of the experience.

[CactusJacker]

This month I have been able to complete the menu at the house of M so yesterday I had to make the choice of who to get a second round with. I decided I would just let fate decide since I had a good session with all the girls. I made my appointment and just asked for whoever was available. Mary made my session with with Skylar and I was not disappointed. My only disappointment was that I didn't get an appointment with Mary herself, but she did bring up a valid point. She told me I can come see her anytime but that Skylar would be leaving at the end of the week. She made a great point and my disappointment quickly faded. I did get to chat with Kiki a bit while I waited for the room to to be finished getting prepared. Kiki was looking hot as usual in a nice tight dress and came and sat on my lap while we chatted. Kiki is always nice and pleasant and has a great sense of humor once you get to chatting with her. She made me laugh a few times. Once the room was ready I was led in by Skylar for the fun to begin. I chose to start with a massage as I always come freshly showered. The massage was good and there was a lot of teasing and body slides but it wasn't long before we were kissing like I had just come home from a long trip. She is a fantastic kisser and her DFK had little Vlad so hard a cat couldn't have scratched it in no time. My last review of her mentioned her ass is very nice and I stand by that review, but I don't think enough has been said about how nice her enhanced boobs are you. They are reaaaally nice and fit her body well with nice long nipples that are perfect, long but not too long. Hats off to the surgeon because they could pass as naturals to the inexperienced eye. We spent the majority of the hour kissing like teenagers and going at it like rabbits. She not only can take a good pounding but is a willing participant, we took turns driving the action. By the end of the hour we were both sweating and panting and spent. At least I was, she seems to have endless energy. I will be looking forward to her return. If you haven't had the chance to see her, make an appointment while you still can.

Appointment made! Thanks for the heads up.

[DesertSailor]

Somehow I don't see this as a tragic loss to the AMP scene here in town.

I go to LA Fitness next door so consider my contribution to community service. Ha ha. However, I gave up going here about 2 years ago because of severe GPS and sub par service by providers. The Latina had a bad attitude when I last stopped. The front door is unlocked; open sign is lit up. I waited 2 minutes but no one came to lobby. But I did read a sign on a sheet of paper that said "Only Reflexology Services.". Whatever the status: no loss.

[LanceCave]

First time here at Orchid Massage and the name fits, as currently it's housing 2 large breasted women of Japanese descent. I got the pick, and I got Yumi. She spoke fluent English as she told she me speaks 3 languages. Very sweet FOB accent, she has nice curves with her DD+ cup implants, slender waist, and wide hips showing a cute wide ass. Like most Asian girls, she has very light fair skin. She has light brownish hair, that had some pretty waves to them. She had no tattoos and was hairless below. Brown kitty with barely visible laps. Her kitty was very very warm.

After the door closed, we started LFK that easily turned to DFK. She was very intent on giving me a mouthful of them mommy milkers, cause she was pulling them up to my face as if it was feeding time. Sucked on them for a solid 5 minutes while she was stroking my woody, spitting on her hands and getting it all prepped up. She then laid me down on the table and started to suck on my own nippples. She moved on from there and started kissing the area around my crotch. She tease me a bit more by giving love to the sack below before finally giving that sought after BBBJ. Long Lucius strokes, and full on head bobbing. Her tongue moves were solid, but her DT was the real killer. No gag reflex, she was balls deep there, nose to the belly bottom status and allowed me to face fuck her for long periods of time. She even paused her self a couple moments when she got down all the way.

CFS time, and we started in stand and deliver off the side of the table. The visual of her bouncing tits as I pound that pussy was delightfully satisfying. Played around with letting them bounce, or getting a vice grip of these chest pillows. Clapped Yumi's cheeks next in doggie and delivered backshot after back shot to the tune of this JAV start moaning to a high squeaking orgasm. For the finish, I had her in missionary to get some DFK action that led to me blowing. Popped up and got my load right in there on the middle of her tits, a gush of sticky whiteness filled her cleavage to which she rubbed into her whole chests, even her big arreolas nipples.

She goes to gets a hot towel for me to clean off with as she goes to the shower to get my offspring off her chest. While I got dressed, Sakura, another Japanese beauty comes in to meet me. Also very kind and flirty, she planted her tongue on me nicely while getting a handful of my half chubby. No gas in the tank today, but Yumi let me know that she was recovering and will be fully ready for me soon.

Great session with a big titty Japanese baddie, definitely check out the store, Happy Mongering!

HF"$60, Tip- $160.

[Vlad272]

A new started today at the house of M. I have not partaken yet but asked the Queen when the new girls were going to start and she told me that Sage was starting today and gave me the details. She seems promising, 5'4 , 110 lbs, D cup enhanced. I didn't have time in my schedule to get down there to try her out but she is definitely on my todo list. We all know that Mary is selective and always does right by the customers so I have full confidence Sage will have skills. If you see her before I do drop a review for everyone.