Massage Parlor Reports

**JimRockford83** · 04-24-26 15:21

Originally Posted by TheVistMan [View Original Post]

It is getting ridiculous. I am becoming more and more convinced that it is just a shill way to repost a review, especially when there is a small comment like "sounds great. Will have to try", etc.

I guess you're referring to my post below. I'll have to engage ChatGPT and figure out how to crop and post a small portion of the post I'm responding to.

**Warjackhammer** · 04-24-26 14:25

If you're in the Disneyland of AMPs, you might as fuck all princesses in the sky blue castle!

Quick rundown.

Joanna, 5'2, PSE / GFE type, slim curvy, Huge DD tits, tattoo of rose with thorns across the belly.

Asa, 5'4, MILF type, very petite, sleeper body, Also huge DD tits, full DSL, Average ass (better bent over).

ATF - ?

Table Shower. Slow, sensual, on point - 9/10.

Recommend the most. Joanna - 9/10.

Overall rating - 8/10.

140 HF (70 each).

320 Tip (160 each).

CLASSIC WJH UNHINGED REVIEW.

I got in a pretty fucked up car accident recently and was MIA for a week. That is until my favorite ATF provider (who has been retired for a bit) hit me up and told me that she's currently working at Sweet Castle.

I got there early, Asa, opened the door. She's a bit older, but with her petite body, and huge rack (DDs) underneath. She unzips my dress pants a pull out my magic stick and slaps hit against her face in the hallway. But I wanted to save myself for my ATF, so I respectfully declined and decided to wait outside in my car.

After meeting Asa, a thought came up with a possibility of a threesome, so I hit up a CHASE nearby and grabbed me couple of hundreds, then came back to the lot with a customer already pounding the shit out of Asa inside. Joanna pulls in the lot and waves for me to come inside. She was fully dressed up in her nursing scrubs and I thought she really was a massage physical therapist. She brings me to this guest room, to the right of the stairs. It had a red light inside, a single chair couch on the corner, along with a massage table and full size mirror in the middle. Joanna tells me to take a seat on the couch and chill. She asks me if I was *s friend she was talking about. I said yes and verified my number. She gives me a devious smile and tells me she'll be right back.

I'm going through all the reviews here on USA and shit, and the next thing I knew Joanna comes back in a sexy see-through laced Black Lingerie dress, tits jiggling on the top. I was determined to hold out for my ATF. She smiles as she unbuckled my dress pants and basically gives me one of the most sloppiest DT I've ever gotten. My friend video calls me on Wechat and tells me she's going to be late. I was squirming the entire time and Joanna thought that was funny.

Asa walks in to me destroying Joanna's slutty mouth. She smiles and comes to my side and watches Joanna's eyes roll to the back of her head. She says, "Wow! So big! You do that to me too. ".

Fuck. Sorry friend.

I took her clothes off and told her to sit on my face while I tongue fucked her pussy / asshole as she BBBJ's alongside Joanna. My dress shoes still on by the way, with my pants around my ankles. Joanna stops and tells me to enjoy the table shower first.

I got the table shower with Asa. Pretty decent, a lot of kiss sucking on her end, some rimming, and she does this thing where she gargle warm water in her throat and she bbbjs your cock. It feels really nice, even though at times it felt cold AF because of the draft that constantly comes in from the open door.

But when we returned to that guest room, we're all DFKing each other at the same time, (yes they were doing it with one another too) while I'm fingering both their soaked pussies.

Whatever we could've done together in that 15 minute window, we did, because they had customer walk-ins come in at staggered times. The good news was that I got a chance to spend my time with each one, 20 minute time each, which allowed me to explore them more individually.

Asa, is a more gentle-take it slow type. But she's more than willing to go fast and match your pace. She takes MISH pretty deep. She's flexible enough to lift her legs up even more for more interesting positions, like my signature piledriver, jackhammering her constantly. She wanted to feel every inch, so I made sure I was doing long pumping strokes. She cums very easily.

She tags Joanna in, while she staggers out to another guest.

With Joanna, I gave her the entire Warjackhammer treatment. She likes sticking her tongue a lot while you're fucking her, going full Ahegao, and she would also randomly spit at you or inside your mouth, which is so fucking hot. I'm not into choking, but since she was choking me during ACG. I made sure to undertaker tombstone piledriver this ***** on the couch, hammering her away into the pillows. She also left the door kind of open, so whoever walked in, heard us throughout the house. And she fucking knew that.

For my finish, my ATF provider finally pulls up in the parking lot with her everyday clothes. I'm still with Joanna, fucking her ACG sideways, her body perpendicular to mines and facing the mirror. All of a sudden my ATF barges in and gives me a rough DFK with lots of long tongue as I pulled down her civilian top and suck on those huge DD nipples.

Long story short- Double 69, Double FIV, Double DATY / DATO, Double BBBJITC finish. Both swallowed. Both kept on sucking.

I was still hard after all of that.

Fuck it, it's time for Round 2 with my ATF.

End of PART 1.

If this review goes under the radar for everyone, I will gatekeep the shit out of this place just for Joanna's insatiable sexual appetite alone.

**TheVistMan** · 04-24-26 14:07

It is getting ridiculous. I am becoming more and more convinced that it is just a shill way to repost a review, especially when there is a small comment like "sounds great. Will have to try", etc.

**SrCumsalot** · 04-24-26 13:45

Made my way back to OA and met this gorgeous girl named Mandy. Really pretty face, doll-like features, glowing eyes, sexy cheekbones, full DSLs, shoulder-length brown hair. Her body is sexy and fit, with really soft D cups, sexy nipples to lick and suck on. Soft skin all over. She's got some curves, and a scar on her midsection, but it doesn't take away from her natural beauty. Her ass is nice, plump, round, soft to the touch, and great to bounce off in doggy. Her pussy is clean-shaven, but I didn't go down on her, so I can't tell you every detail, but she feels so soft, gets warm and wet, and can handle a good pounding.

I was there for about 30 min, standard damages $$ and I skipped the massage. I was only there for the extras menu, and she can perform. She started with those plump DSLs wrapped around my cock, feeling so soft, with a nice rhythm to her BBBJ. She tried DT and almost got all the way down, but her gag reflex hit, so she took a few breaks. I gave her some instructions to keep it at a normal depth and keep the flow smooth, and she got the hint. Once she had my cock rock hard, she slapped on the rubber and slid it into her tight pussy while I was sitting on the couch. Good sitting-up RCG ride, guiding her with my hands on her hips. I could feel everything inside her, hitting some deep walls and she loved it, kept grinding on me, squeezing her tits.

We did all the usual moves in that room. She uses the mirror reflection and positions herself for the best angles and visuals. My favorites were standing K9 with one leg lifted on the bed, smacking that juicy ass, and folding her like a pretzel on the couch while I piledrive her tight pussy. We finished with standard mish on the bed, her legs on my shoulders. She had to bite the little towel on the pillow to keep from moaning too loud, but the sound of her cheeks clapping could be heard down the hall. I ended up blasting in the bag, then we just relaxed on the bed, cuddling for the last 5 minutes.

On my way out, I met the other two girls, Lina and Summer both sexy. Lina is definitely next on my list.

I recommend Mandy; she's beautiful, sexy, and a lot of fun to play with.

**Isaac Long** · 04-24-26 11:56

Originally Posted by JimRockford83 [View Original Post]

Where was this and what was the damage?

At Du Calme, two girls cost $320 in total.

**JimRockford83** · 04-24-26 11:31

Originally Posted by IsaacLong [View Original Post]

Romi is an absolute cutie! Young, energetic, and spunky! She's short and small, but, has meat on her bones. She has BY FAR the best ass I've ever seen on an AMP provider. She's not flat like most, not flat at all!

In the room, light fingertip touches on my back and legs, more tuma, the flip came very quickly and she started a great BBBJ, you could tell she was new as she was sooooooo eager to please, so eager that she was going very fast, I like a slower paced BJ, she took direction very well and slowed down while using her hands up and down in a circular motion, it was GREAT! At that point Daisy came in and began kissing my chest while while Romi was still literally making my toes curl. They switched positions and Daisy started her BBBJ and she positioned herself so I could have access to FIA and FIV while Romi kissed and licked my chest. They switched up again and after a brief BBBJ Romi put the cover on and began CG while Daisy massaged my chest. Romi's CG was a bit fast, she was so energetic, but, again she took direction well and she switched to RCG and showed it down, her rhythm was perfect, and watching that ass was mesmerizing. We switched to mish while Daisy kissed me all over, Romi was so cute to look down to and Daisy kissed my body all over while Romi told me she was a dirty little girl and how horny she was and how good my dick felt, yeah yeah I know she was acting, but, it still made me feel good. Daisy then asked to switch and I told her no, I was having too much fun drilling Romi, so Daisy started to luck my left nipple while Romi raised up and started licking my right one. I didn't last much longer and made my deposit. , once I did Romi started these contractions and gripped my pole so tight that you could actually hear it, I mean you could hear like a squirting or gushing sound as she gripped and you could hear her juices (probably lube) come out. I raised up on my knees and she massaged the cover offf. When she left to go clean up Daisy started a back massage that put me to sleep, that was the best massage I've ever had, she woke me up and I felt like I'd been sleep for over an hour, Daisy laughed at me and told me I was snoring really loud LOL.

I had a great season today, Romi is outstanding.

Stay safe.

Where was this and what was the damage?

**Isaac Long** · 04-24-26 08:06

Romi is an absolute cutie! Young, energetic, and spunky! She's short and small, but, has meat on her bones. She has BY FAR the best ass I've ever seen on an AMP provider. She's not flat like most, not flat at all!

In the room, light fingertip touches on my back and legs, more tuma, the flip came very quickly and she started a great BBBJ, you could tell she was new as she was sooooooo eager to please, so eager that she was going very fast, I like a slower paced BJ, she took direction very well and slowed down while using her hands up and down in a circular motion, it was GREAT! At that point Daisy came in and began kissing my chest while while Romi was still literally making my toes curl. They switched positions and Daisy started her BBBJ and she positioned herself so I could have access to FIA and FIV while Romi kissed and licked my chest. They switched up again and after a brief BBBJ Romi put the cover on and began CG while Daisy massaged my chest. Romi's CG was a bit fast, she was so energetic, but, again she took direction well and she switched to RCG and showed it down, her rhythm was perfect, and watching that ass was mesmerizing. We switched to mish while Daisy kissed me all over, Romi was so cute to look down to and Daisy kissed my body all over while Romi told me she was a dirty little girl and how horny she was and how good my dick felt, yeah yeah I know she was acting, but, it still made me feel good. Daisy then asked to switch and I told her no, I was having too much fun drilling Romi, so Daisy started to luck my left nipple while Romi raised up and started licking my right one. I didn't last much longer and made my deposit. , once I did Romi started these contractions and gripped my pole so tight that you could actually hear it, I mean you could hear like a squirting or gushing sound as she gripped and you could hear her juices (probably lube) come out. I raised up on my knees and she massaged the cover offf. When she left to go clean up Daisy started a back massage that put me to sleep, that was the best massage I've ever had, she woke me up and I felt like I'd been sleep for over an hour, Daisy laughed at me and told me I was snoring really loud LOL.

I had a great season today, Romi is outstanding.

Stay safe.

**Instantcummer** · 04-24-26 02:28

Originally Posted by Warjackhammer [View Original Post]

A ton of people lately have been getting banned, bro. If anything, I'll post the full uncensored review on **.

DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!

That isn't your style. Drop that ***** here!

Yo, I went to that spot this evening. LA is officially redeemed! Holy moly!

**Warjackhammer** · 04-23-26 18:05

Originally Posted by Cockyazn [View Original Post]

Bro, you got to drop the spicier version here! Idgaf what anybody else says, your shit is legendary.

I've read some okay reviews on this place, but something tells me you're about the blow this fucking spot up as well.

I'm sure there are reviewers here that don't mind your unhinged detailed style of writing either.

A ton of people lately have been getting banned, bro. If anything, I'll post the full uncensored review on **.

**Jrp21** · 04-23-26 17:22

Originally Posted by UncleLumpyLap [View Original Post]

I wanted to get away from my regular scene.

Read up on the reviews. Thanks for everyone's contributions!

I thought the MBS reviews were BS but gave it a shot.

Got Jenny. Same service as others report. Dropped $$ on the table and we were off.

Top 10 provider for me all time. Wow.

Thanks all!

Why would you assume they're BS? Because basically only one member consistently reviews there?

All my reviews are legitimate. Would be nice if more members contributed to moon but it is what it is.

**KammyMike** · 04-23-26 16:55

Originally Posted by Sonflower909 [View Original Post]

I had a 30 minute session with Sunflower yesterday base on the review she gave the best massage, it was more of a HJ session with a massage than anything to be fair. Saw Mandy and Lina on the way out. Just wondering have you had Lina yet? If so which is better Lina or Mandy?

No, I haven't seen Lina. Only Mandy. I think Faceless did a review on Lina, check with him. I also haven't seen Sunflower, thanks for pointing out her service attitude.

**UncleLumpyLap** · 04-23-26 16:06

I wanted to get away from my regular scene.

Read up on the reviews. Thanks for everyone's contributions!

I thought the MBS reviews were BS but gave it a shot.

Got Jenny. Same service as others report. Dropped $$ on the table and we were off.

Top 10 provider for me all time. Wow.

Thanks all!

**Vevor12** · 04-23-26 15:12

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

I had a great time here last visit despite their soft opening. I came back to visit for now seemingly a full open with their renovation is now complete. Didn't make an appointment since this place is still under the radar, Tila opened and let me in, Tila got that bubbly and happy attitude, real great looking smile, in her mid to late 20's, petite bod but got meat at all the right places, black hair to mid back, D size mm, bald eagle down south as all good thing should be, nice bubbly butt for the cushion. Didn't see ink on this one.

I stopped by today, the was offered a 3 way with the girl name Lucky while Tila was giving me the massage, I should had bring enough cash with me next time, and wasn't planning to go to the ATM with a chub in my pants. Both look really amazing in their own way, has anyone tried 3 way here yet? I figure I ask because their room is big just the bed isn't really spacious.

**Sonflower909** · 04-23-26 14:55

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

P: OA Mandy.

L: Mid 20's ish, 5'3" shoulder length hair, Shy GND appeals, cute face with full natty C's feel soft, tiny pink aurora / tiny nipples, slim waist, curvy hips, great ass but not skinny nor chubby. Very soft and smooth skins no tattoos.

E: Little English, fluent in mandarin and translating needed for English.

A: Genuine vibes and DTF. Excellent GFE services and very friendly.

S: Slow and sensual, came in hug / lfk. Dono excepted left and came back with supplies for more make out with lfk, spin her around for more foundling from behind. Started with me massaging her back while straddling on her ass as she wanted. I think she likes her ass getting massage, slowly removing her panty as she lifted her ass and I couldn't resist shoving my face in, glad I did because she was getting horny. After a while she turns and wanted more daty and was very repetitive, started moaning keep saying so good. Her pink kitty is very clean and smooth, not completely bald eagle either..

I had a 30 minute session with Sunflower yesterday base on the review she gave the best massage, it was more of a HJ session with a massage than anything to be fair. Saw Mandy and Lina on the way out. Just wondering have you had Lina yet? If so which is better Lina or Mandy?

**Hookset** · 04-23-26 12:57

Therapist was bubbly Amy. Sweet girl with lots of personality. 35+ 5'3. Brownish hair, pretty face, big D cup bolt ons. Actually, fantastic titties. Average body. Book the half hour, skip the massage, settle on tip. I lay face up, already rock hard. She grabs jr, laughs and says "wow so strong". Goes down, sucks the tip, pulls back and makes a popping sound LOL. DFK to start, hands wandering below. I grab her and go to town on those beautiful titties. They're soft and juicy. Good job surgeon. BBBJ no cover, lots of deep throat with small gags but continued taking it in. Lots of drool running down. Bare Camel slide. 69 more DT. Shaved kitty. Try going for FIA but she slowly grabs my hand and says rub outside only. Np. She already has the rubber ready so from 69 puts the rubber on and slides in all in one motion to reverse cowgirl. She can ride. I grab her hips and transition to doggy. Then cowgirl so I could taste those soft bolt ons once more. Plenty plenty of DFK. Mish at the end. I ask for BJCIM and she says okay. Rubber off, goes to town sloppy DT and I unload all my babies down her throat. She hands me mouthwash and uses it herself as well. I dress and she comes over and sits on my lap, jokes a bit more and we have a make-out she's for a bit longer. Calls me her husband etc. Etc. She warrants a repeat. Favorite DT BJ recently.

40 HF 140 Donation.