Massage Parlor Reports

[Isaac Long]

Where was this and what was the damage?

At Du Calme, two girls cost $320 in total.

[JimRockford83]

Romi is an absolute cutie! Young, energetic, and spunky! She's short and small, but, has meat on her bones. She has BY FAR the best ass I've ever seen on an AMP provider. She's not flat like most, not flat at all!

In the room, light fingertip touches on my back and legs, more tuma, the flip came very quickly and she started a great BBBJ, you could tell she was new as she was sooooooo eager to please, so eager that she was going very fast, I like a slower paced BJ, she took direction very well and slowed down while using her hands up and down in a circular motion, it was GREAT! At that point Daisy came in and began kissing my chest while while Romi was still literally making my toes curl. They switched positions and Daisy started her BBBJ and she positioned herself so I could have access to FIA and FIV while Romi kissed and licked my chest. They switched up again and after a brief BBBJ Romi put the cover on and began CG while Daisy massaged my chest. Romi's CG was a bit fast, she was so energetic, but, again she took direction well and she switched to RCG and showed it down, her rhythm was perfect, and watching that ass was mesmerizing. We switched to mish while Daisy kissed me all over, Romi was so cute to look down to and Daisy kissed my body all over while Romi told me she was a dirty little girl and how horny she was and how good my dick felt, yeah yeah I know she was acting, but, it still made me feel good. Daisy then asked to switch and I told her no, I was having too much fun drilling Romi, so Daisy started to luck my left nipple while Romi raised up and started licking my right one. I didn't last much longer and made my deposit. , once I did Romi started these contractions and gripped my pole so tight that you could actually hear it, I mean you could hear like a squirting or gushing sound as she gripped and you could hear her juices (probably lube) come out. I raised up on my knees and she massaged the cover offf. When she left to go clean up Daisy started a back massage that put me to sleep, that was the best massage I've ever had, she woke me up and I felt like I'd been sleep for over an hour, Daisy laughed at me and told me I was snoring really loud LOL.

I had a great season today, Romi is outstanding.

Stay safe.

Where was this and what was the damage?

[Isaac Long]

Romi is an absolute cutie! Young, energetic, and spunky! She's short and small, but, has meat on her bones. She has BY FAR the best ass I've ever seen on an AMP provider. She's not flat like most, not flat at all!

In the room, light fingertip touches on my back and legs, more tuma, the flip came very quickly and she started a great BBBJ, you could tell she was new as she was sooooooo eager to please, so eager that she was going very fast, I like a slower paced BJ, she took direction very well and slowed down while using her hands up and down in a circular motion, it was GREAT! At that point Daisy came in and began kissing my chest while while Romi was still literally making my toes curl. They switched positions and Daisy started her BBBJ and she positioned herself so I could have access to FIA and FIV while Romi kissed and licked my chest. They switched up again and after a brief BBBJ Romi put the cover on and began CG while Daisy massaged my chest. Romi's CG was a bit fast, she was so energetic, but, again she took direction well and she switched to RCG and showed it down, her rhythm was perfect, and watching that ass was mesmerizing. We switched to mish while Daisy kissed me all over, Romi was so cute to look down to and Daisy kissed my body all over while Romi told me she was a dirty little girl and how horny she was and how good my dick felt, yeah yeah I know she was acting, but, it still made me feel good. Daisy then asked to switch and I told her no, I was having too much fun drilling Romi, so Daisy started to luck my left nipple while Romi raised up and started licking my right one. I didn't last much longer and made my deposit. , once I did Romi started these contractions and gripped my pole so tight that you could actually hear it, I mean you could hear like a squirting or gushing sound as she gripped and you could hear her juices (probably lube) come out. I raised up on my knees and she massaged the cover offf. When she left to go clean up Daisy started a back massage that put me to sleep, that was the best massage I've ever had, she woke me up and I felt like I'd been sleep for over an hour, Daisy laughed at me and told me I was snoring really loud LOL.

I had a great season today, Romi is outstanding.

Stay safe.

[Instantcummer]

A ton of people lately have been getting banned, bro. If anything, I'll post the full uncensored review on **.

DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!

That isn't your style. Drop that ***** here!

Yo, I went to that spot this evening. LA is officially redeemed! Holy moly!

[Warjackhammer]

Bro, you got to drop the spicier version here! Idgaf what anybody else says, your shit is legendary.

I've read some okay reviews on this place, but something tells me you're about the blow this fucking spot up as well.

I'm sure there are reviewers here that don't mind your unhinged detailed style of writing either.

A ton of people lately have been getting banned, bro. If anything, I'll post the full uncensored review on **.

[Jrp21]

I wanted to get away from my regular scene.

Read up on the reviews. Thanks for everyone's contributions!

I thought the MBS reviews were BS but gave it a shot.

Got Jenny. Same service as others report. Dropped $$ on the table and we were off.

Top 10 provider for me all time. Wow.

Thanks all!

Why would you assume they're BS? Because basically only one member consistently reviews there?

All my reviews are legitimate. Would be nice if more members contributed to moon but it is what it is.

[KammyMike]

I had a 30 minute session with Sunflower yesterday base on the review she gave the best massage, it was more of a HJ session with a massage than anything to be fair. Saw Mandy and Lina on the way out. Just wondering have you had Lina yet? If so which is better Lina or Mandy?

No, I haven't seen Lina. Only Mandy. I think Faceless did a review on Lina, check with him. I also haven't seen Sunflower, thanks for pointing out her service attitude.

[UncleLumpyLap]

I wanted to get away from my regular scene.

Read up on the reviews. Thanks for everyone's contributions!

I thought the MBS reviews were BS but gave it a shot.

Got Jenny. Same service as others report. Dropped $$ on the table and we were off.

Top 10 provider for me all time. Wow.

Thanks all!

[Vevor12]

I had a great time here last visit despite their soft opening. I came back to visit for now seemingly a full open with their renovation is now complete. Didn't make an appointment since this place is still under the radar, Tila opened and let me in, Tila got that bubbly and happy attitude, real great looking smile, in her mid to late 20's, petite bod but got meat at all the right places, black hair to mid back, D size mm, bald eagle down south as all good thing should be, nice bubbly butt for the cushion. Didn't see ink on this one.

I stopped by today, the was offered a 3 way with the girl name Lucky while Tila was giving me the massage, I should had bring enough cash with me next time, and wasn't planning to go to the ATM with a chub in my pants. Both look really amazing in their own way, has anyone tried 3 way here yet? I figure I ask because their room is big just the bed isn't really spacious.

[Sonflower909]

P: OA Mandy.

L: Mid 20's ish, 5'3" shoulder length hair, Shy GND appeals, cute face with full natty C's feel soft, tiny pink aurora / tiny nipples, slim waist, curvy hips, great ass but not skinny nor chubby. Very soft and smooth skins no tattoos.

E: Little English, fluent in mandarin and translating needed for English.

A: Genuine vibes and DTF. Excellent GFE services and very friendly.

S: Slow and sensual, came in hug / lfk. Dono excepted left and came back with supplies for more make out with lfk, spin her around for more foundling from behind. Started with me massaging her back while straddling on her ass as she wanted. I think she likes her ass getting massage, slowly removing her panty as she lifted her ass and I couldn't resist shoving my face in, glad I did because she was getting horny. After a while she turns and wanted more daty and was very repetitive, started moaning keep saying so good. Her pink kitty is very clean and smooth, not completely bald eagle either..

I had a 30 minute session with Sunflower yesterday base on the review she gave the best massage, it was more of a HJ session with a massage than anything to be fair. Saw Mandy and Lina on the way out. Just wondering have you had Lina yet? If so which is better Lina or Mandy?

[Hookset]

Therapist was bubbly Amy. Sweet girl with lots of personality. 35+ 5'3. Brownish hair, pretty face, big D cup bolt ons. Actually, fantastic titties. Average body. Book the half hour, skip the massage, settle on tip. I lay face up, already rock hard. She grabs jr, laughs and says "wow so strong". Goes down, sucks the tip, pulls back and makes a popping sound LOL. DFK to start, hands wandering below. I grab her and go to town on those beautiful titties. They're soft and juicy. Good job surgeon. BBBJ no cover, lots of deep throat with small gags but continued taking it in. Lots of drool running down. Bare Camel slide. 69 more DT. Shaved kitty. Try going for FIA but she slowly grabs my hand and says rub outside only. Np. She already has the rubber ready so from 69 puts the rubber on and slides in all in one motion to reverse cowgirl. She can ride. I grab her hips and transition to doggy. Then cowgirl so I could taste those soft bolt ons once more. Plenty plenty of DFK. Mish at the end. I ask for BJCIM and she says okay. Rubber off, goes to town sloppy DT and I unload all my babies down her throat. She hands me mouthwash and uses it herself as well. I dress and she comes over and sits on my lap, jokes a bit more and we have a make-out she's for a bit longer. Calls me her husband etc. Etc. She warrants a repeat. Favorite DT BJ recently.

40 HF 140 Donation.

[Cockyazn]

You guys have some great reviews. Descriptions and services are mostly on point. I got a 2 parter that will drop here as well.

But I'm going to do something different with this review and start experimenting with more convenient formats that work for me / my style. Then I will post the spicier unhinged version elsewhere.

Bro, you got to drop the spicier version here! Idgaf what anybody else says, your shit is legendary.

I've read some okay reviews on this place, but something tells me you're about the blow this fucking spot up as well.

I'm sure there are reviewers here that don't mind your unhinged detailed style of writing either.

[KammyMike]

I actually did drop by Sweet Castle and met Asa, she's a sexy MILF type mid 30's, cute smile, thin, with all natural look, long black hair, about 5'3 and 110 lbs. Nipples are sexy extended suckable, tits are soft natural C size. Soft skin with a squeezable ass. We did the hour 70/160, and started it off with a good TS, lots of preview BBBJ and rimming and then a very skilled massage that worked out every knot while getting me all turned on with her hand teasing. She climbed up on the table, grinding her pussy and ass against my ass, her hands working my shoulders, felt amazing. Flipped over, and she gave me a slow, deep BBBJ, lips soft and warm, tongue swirling all over, licking my balls and teasing my taint. We switched into 69, her pussy right on my face, dripping wet, juicy, and cleanly shaven. Then she suited me up and jumped on top, riding me hard in CG, we did K9 and standing mish while I held tight onto those tits of hers. She was moaning and grinding on me like she owned me. When I blasted in the bag, she cleaned me up with a hot towel, and gave me a scalp / neck massage, until time ran out.

I did see Joanna and she indeed reminds me of that adult star Lucy Lee. Going to need to give her a try next time I'm in the castle.

Sweet Castle is not a storefront but a Medical building that used for substance abuse patients. I don't know the history or why it closed but I don't think I can relax with a hot naked girl knowing what those rooms used for. Two stories house / building lease can't be that cheap for no reasons. This is a hard pass for myself.

[Warjackhammer]

I actually did drop by Sweet Castle and met Asa, she's a sexy MILF type mid 30's, cute smile, thin, with all natural look, long black hair, about 5'3 and 110 lbs. Nipples are sexy extended suckable, tits are soft natural C size. Soft skin with a squeezable ass. We did the hour 70/160, and started it off with a good TS, lots of preview BBBJ and rimming and then a very skilled massage that worked out every knot while getting me all turned on with her hand teasing. She climbed up on the table, grinding her pussy and ass against my ass, her hands working my shoulders, felt amazing. Flipped over, and she gave me a slow, deep BBBJ, lips soft and warm, tongue swirling all over, licking my balls and teasing my taint. We switched into 69, her pussy right on my face, dripping wet, juicy, and cleanly shaven. Then she suited me up and jumped on top, riding me hard in CG, we did K9 and standing mish while I held tight onto those tits of hers. She was moaning and grinding on me like she owned me. When I blasted in the bag, she cleaned me up with a hot towel, and gave me a scalp / neck massage, until time ran out.

I did see Joanna and she indeed reminds me of that adult star Lucy Lee. Going to need to give her a try next time I'm in the castle.

You guys have some great reviews. Descriptions and services are mostly on point. I got a 2 parter that will drop here as well.

But I'm going to do something different with this review and start experimenting with more convenient formats that work for me / my style. Then I will post the spicier unhinged version elsewhere.

[JerrySmi123]

Read about this place all over the forum these days, surprisingly with just 2 girls in their line-up they are this strong, especially since they were from DC and Garden, both places I no longer go to, neither. Good on the girls to branch out to other shops. I got referral into the shop by a fellow monger, he told me that there is Mariko chick that fits everything I am looking for, he is hardly wrong and I already got my tax return, so those money is burning a hole in my pocket thus why not. I parked on the side street and walked over, the parking isn't as bad as some of the review said it is, limited but not that bad when I went. A very familiar face open the door-Jasmine, she didn't remember me from before which it is ok, I was usually there for yaya and Melody back in those days anyway. Ask me how long, I told her I am here for Mariko, she told me to wait in the 1st room and left to get Mariko. A curvy large tits Japanese girl came back in, she got that traditional Japanese look total MILF vibe which checks all my boxes.

Personality: patient and submissive, I felt that housewife kind of vibe from her, the type that just wants to make her man happy.

Looks: 5'4, curvy body, meat at all the right places for my T&A needs, DD+ busty tits, shaved kitty with a thicc booty. Got a bat / devil wing tat right under the belly button. The old Latina bod on an Asian type deal going on.

English: she speaks good English, good enough to not need any translator action.

Attitude: real patient with me, took everything super slow and made sure she did everything right like an obedient housewife, total young MILF vibe which I love.

Session: the massage was really good, she did the full body massage and did it slow, so she was able to get all my sore muscles a workout, tease with those DDs on my back by sliding them back and forth, the cat bath was brief though and no rim was offered, most of her best talents are in the front which I didn't mind one bit.

Turned around and got an amazing Russian with those DDs, she did the pornstar spat on my rod while they are sandwiched in between those melons, soft tits like hers are made for Russian is all I got to say about that. Once I got enough of those sweet soft tits of hers, I transition her by slip my rod in her mouth, her BJ was fantastic, she DT exceptionally well, got her gawking on my rod in no time. She does the right amount of suction and I absolutely love her licks my rod side ways, those tongue of hers does amazing work. BLs on the softer side which it is just as swell, she allows FIV so I was busy with that while she was busy engulfing my rod, took very little effort to get her sloppy wet. Didn't partake the DATY or 69, however, she was a sneaky one, got on top of me, while my face was busy with those DDs and she grinds that sloppy wet kitty on my rod, she whispers to me that she only charge a little more for the full experience, and do I want the full experience. I didn't catch the hint to be honest, there is not enough blood in my brain at that point and I agreed with what she was pitching, then she slips my rod in no cover, and that was that. By the time I realize it, I just thought, oh well whatever too late to worry about anything else. Bb of course it was an amazing experience especially in the hands of this sexy mama, her kitty was real tight in all around, and I had her in all my favorites. Pounds her hard in K9, she didn't mind a few slaps at the thicc booty of hers, I got her singing the sweet tunes in Japanese before I busting a nut in her as she kept begging me to. She let my rod rest in her while we both laid in bed resting for a while, she told me not to share her BB price, it was a different price from person to person. Jasmine knocked and checked up on us, saw what she saw and went to get us some hot towels, she came back to clean me up while Mariko went to wash out the gravy I left in her. It was Jasmine that helped me get dress and walked me out and tell me I should try her next time before the month ends, obviously she didn't recognize me still.

Repeat: yes Mariko is worth a repeat, not sure I would go for another round of bb though, in my profession it is important that I don't have anything to chance it. But she is certainly a hell of a ride, service level and that body that won't quit is everything I need in a girl, she for sure made the ATF list for me.

House: 60.

Offering: 160+? More than a Benji.

Service: BBBJ, Russian, DT, DFK, BLS, BBFSCIP.