Massage Parlor Reports

[Pizzle111]

First one on Colorado by Madre is not good.

Second can be, but taste in Chinese and YMMV. They want to be liked.

I checked it out yesterday and was greeted by a plain looking Chinese lady. Nothing worth seeing as of now.

[Skizzard]

Been to Happy many times, always great, but never heard of or seen or offered a shower.

They do a good job in room cleaning:

I thought the same thing LOL. Been many times, never offered or even wanted to shower at one of these spots. Weird LOL.

[morone99]

Been to Happy many times, always great, but never heard of or seen or offered a shower.

They do a good job in room cleaning:

I had a free afternoon today, so I went to Happy and saw Asa there.

Asa greeted me with a warm hug and led me to her room. We quickly handled payments, undressed, grabbed a towel, and took a nice shower together. Asa is around 5'2, very slim but tits are big on her small frame. They are natural and I guess D cups.

After she dried me off, we went back to the room and moved to the table. We lay side by side and started making out before she moved down and gave me a great BBBJ. I slid up and down, controlling the rhythm while she sucked deep and made some sexy gagging sounds. We paused for a moment, she laughed, spun around, and we moved into 69. Her trimmed pussy tasted sweet and no smell. I made her sit on my face and ride it until she came hard.

She climbed off, caught her breath, and said it was my turn. She jumped on top and impaled herself on me. From there we went through CG, ACG, and RCG with great rhythm as she pounded me hard. We then switched to lazy doggy, K9, FDAU, and finally mish. She told me to cum and I blasted a big load in the bag.

We both lay there for a second, tired and sweaty. We still have 20 mins so she gave me a back massage to relax me which felt pretty comfortable.

Time was up, she helped me put on clothes and said our goodbyes. She handed me a bottle of water as I left, feeling like a very happy man.

[morone99]

First one on Colorado by Madre is not good.

Second can be, but taste in Chinese and YMMV. They want to be liked.

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

[Vulva Nut]

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

Well the name has some good associations anyway. Not the aromatherapy kind, but the FS kind (ie the shuttered Garvey stable).

I'll try to TOFTT next week. At the least, may be a good massage / L1 place, but will come prepared.

[Into N Out]

Saw a new spot open up just west of madre on Colorado. Lavender spa. Anyone check it out yet? I couldn't stop to see but I'll check BP to see if any ads send me there. Then I'll know if it'll be any fun.

[Sexydaddy626]

Planning to visit tomorrow. What was the damage?

My appointment time was late evening. I could see it was busy when I got there. I always appreciate that MMS talks with me for a few minutes while I wait. A few minutes pass and Lilly comes in looking like a caramel delight. In my opinion, Lilly has a perfect body. I'm an ass guy and she has just what the doctor ordered in that department. Her ass is just a nice, perfectly shaped, bubble. I love when she sits on the edge of the bed and I see it "lift". She asks for a few minutes to freshen up. When she comes back, I am face up and she starts a tease. It's slow and her soft touch is really good. I am begging for her mouth now. She begins with my balls. It's like she worships a man's cock and balls. Her pressure and suction is always just right for me. Soft and wet. Then she starts making her way up the pole and swirls her tongue at the top, looks at me, but does not take me in, even though I am aching for her to DT me. She's dancing her tongue all around me, then she looks at me and oh so slowly begins taking me into her mouth. She feels me start to throb and tells me not to hold back. She will allow MSOG if you can do it. She continued sucking me and I just laid back and let her take my soul. Then it was my turn to DATY. Lilly is delicious to me and tonight she was extra tasty. As I satisfied my appetite, I watched liquid pleasure flow from her and down her ass. I could not help myself and began slurping her cum. And she kept cumming. Another good thing about Lilly is that she actually enjoys this, her job. She wants you to cum and she also wants to cum. She asks for my cock and boy do we go at it. (CFS) We only did one position this time, but why switch when it's working for her? I ask her to finish me with her mouth, which is actually my favorite thing. The way she moans while worshipping you is so hot. She's into it. She loves it. She loves making you feel good. She gives the wettest, smoothest BJ I have ever had. I look down and my dick is white with her spit. The sound of her stroking and sucking plus me hitting her throat were enough to send me. I released all that I had saved for her. She took it and did not stop. Left me weak as always.

[Vulva Nut]

Thanks again for your kind words on my recent review!

There's a deleted banned review here and I'm curious to why it didn't meet the criteria to be posted here?

I'm not sure what a penthouse review looks like or the kind of details that would go into it.

Is it a TGTBT experience that almost seems like a fictionalized porn novel? The braggadocious demeanor of the reviewer himself?

Or a shill that clearly is doing it so that the spa generates more customers? An oversell basically?

I know there are explanations here, but I'd thought I ask to clarify exactly what this is.

Not sure what admin meant exactly (since its deleted). My guess is that yes, it was a long dreamy first-person play-by-play, without honest details, or actionable intelligence that helps us.

I'm not aware of actual explicit stated requirements for reviews here, but as I understand it from the mission statement, it is to help each other find consensual sex-- with specific providers. (In my book, specific details on those providers are essential to help choose among all the other generically "hot" or "shaved" ones).
Reviews that give no objective details beyond the generic, and are full of ego-centered, self aggrandizing narratives, are less valuable in this mission.

[Instantcummer]

Yep. For clarity, you mean the long, "next, this happened", play by play type.

Way too often actual, objective details that describe the particular provider reviewed-- face, and especially unique body features, are sorely lacking.

Do you suck nipples and daty? Great, then I want to know if provider A has large suckable erasers, or if provider B has an innie or an outie pussy.

Not just if she has "big tits" and "is hot", or "shaven below. " -there are literally hundreds around that fit this "description".

We're not 19 year olds who've never been laid, many of us care about sampling particular body types and features.

So, in this sense many reviews are lacking useful details. Describe the girl.

Thanks again for your kind words on my recent review!

There's a deleted banned review here and I'm curious to why it didn't meet the criteria to be posted here?

I'm not sure what a penthouse review looks like or the kind of details that would go into it.

Is it a TGTBT experience that almost seems like a fictionalized porn novel? The braggadocious demeanor of the reviewer himself?

Or a shill that clearly is doing it so that the spa generates more customers? An oversell basically?

I know there are explanations here, but I'd thought I ask to clarify exactly what this is.

[Arron0987]

[Deleted by Admin]

Seriously, you should try Penthouse Forum.

A2

[JacobXoxo]

I had a free afternoon today, so I went to Happy and saw Asa there.

Asa greeted me with a warm hug and led me to her room. We quickly handled payments, undressed, grabbed a towel, and took a nice shower together. Asa is around 5'2, very slim but tits are big on her small frame. They are natural and I guess D cups.

After she dried me off, we went back to the room and moved to the table. We lay side by side and started making out before she moved down and gave me a great BBBJ. I slid up and down, controlling the rhythm while she sucked deep and made some sexy gagging sounds. We paused for a moment, she laughed, spun around, and we moved into 69. Her trimmed pussy tasted sweet and no smell. I made her sit on my face and ride it until she came hard.

She climbed off, caught her breath, and said it was my turn. She jumped on top and impaled herself on me. From there we went through CG, ACG, and RCG with great rhythm as she pounded me hard. We then switched to lazy doggy, K9, FDAU, and finally mish. She told me to cum and I blasted a big load in the bag.

We both lay there for a second, tired and sweaty. We still have 20 mins so she gave me a back massage to relax me which felt pretty comfortable.

Time was up, she helped me put on clothes and said our goodbyes. She handed me a bottle of water as I left, feeling like a very happy man.

[DakotaDaddy]

Following up to visit again. Didn't ask for anyone specific, I thought I would have gotten Michelle again. But this time, in coming Nancy. She is 5'2" between auntie and grandma. She has the textbook very mature body. Small A / B cup soft breasts, very light pink nipples, tummy, soft body, and makeup. She would do anything you ask, that is the good thing. The bad thing is that you wouldn't want to ask too much. She gave a passable neck and shoulder rub. After the flip, she rubbed the leg and body from one side of me and fingers were tickling the sensitive area. I was probably too much in reserve and got a very hard rod from the light touches. She offered everything possible on the menu. She pulled off her tops and showed a pair of tits that was more fitting for a very young woman; her mid section was typically granny that is round and soft. DT, BBBJ were all I wanted from her. She was mechanical for sure; but also lacking of passion. I just wanted her to edge me for as long as I could. Turned out, I actually didn't finish with her. It was completely fine and my choice. 60 min session lasted again 45 min. 0. 6 HF + very moderate tips for a C-grade massage and edging session.

[DakotaDaddy]

Texted and set up an appointment mid-afternoon. I had no expectation just knew that they are all very mature providers. I actually wanted a good massage to loosen my stiff neck and shoulders. Probably the wrong place for that purpose. I knew there were plenty of items on the menu that was longer than Cheesecake Factory. I laid down and incoming Michelle (I only knew her name after the session). She was a bit surprised that I didn't peel off her clothes or had her DT immediately. She actually gave a true and honest B+ massage focusing on the knots on my neck and shoulders using hands and elbows. She motioned a few times if I needed anything. Didn't order any extra on the menu but we chatted. I had a 60 min session that lasted maybe 45 min. Going back soon and maybe I'll try some of her famous menu items. Or I should try other providers there too? I prefer more mature (50+) and like to have some rapport. Maybe just me?

[morone99]

Surprised nothing here about newer kings massage on walnut. Big place, looks like parking in back and definitely open late. On the list to try, anyone been there?

[Vulva Nut]

It's the excessive details that are annoying. No one gives a fuck about half of what is written here....
We don't care about how many O's she had, how she smiled and couldn't wait to feel your dick inside her. "Curves in all the right places" doesn't mean shit. One mans curvy ass is another man's fat cow that needs to exercise. I'm sure there are a few that enjoy the penthouse stories...

Yep. For clarity, you mean the long, "next, this happened", play by play type.

Way too often actual, objective details that describe the particular provider reviewed-- face, and especially unique body features, are sorely lacking.

Do you suck nipples and daty? Great, then I want to know if provider A has large suckable erasers, or if provider B has an innie or an outie pussy.

Not just if she has "big tits" and "is hot", or "shaven below. " -there are literally hundreds around that fit this "description".

We're not 19 year olds who've never been laid, many of us care about sampling particular body types and features.

So, in this sense many reviews are lacking useful details. Describe the girl.