Massage Parlor Reports

[Bjceb]

It's like oh I could have had a v8.

I saw Ella (Meiji) last week and she was my total cup of pee, allowed me to skip the intro shower and right into play time. I was on the fence about a repeat visit with her but dumbazz me thought let's try something new. Rinami (Meiji) has good reviews and one even mentioned real C tits, JAV history, how could I go wrong? Got all showered up, didn't dress as usual bc I thought it would possibly draw attention and headed over to a familiar spot. She even complimented that I smell good but she was not skipping the ice rink of a crowded shower, she said slippery, and my first toe touch confirmed it. Without the hand held shower head I was to be a ballerina spinning around while she washed the strangest areas, like my back shoulders, this got on my nerves to start with. Tic tok. We finally got dried off and into the bedroom and yes, she has great tits. All I really have to say is she didn't do it for me like Ella did and I'm kicking myself. Ella was willing to do exactly what I wanted her to do and when I asked, she let me molest her gently with a real porn flair, F this way, now this, stop and suck daddy cock now back in the honey and so on. This girl just came off as a typical hurry AMP girl, same short body, not knocking it, it's good and even better than most. The vibe just wasn't there, I asked for some more head and she just spit on it and jerked, I gave her the cock sucking demo in sign and head language and she would only lick the head. Then the real boner kill came when she started asking what time it was and grabbing my watch that I didn't wind today, it was just a decoration, I meant to set the time while at a red light. The real AMP thing came into play as time was running out, she had another pervert coming and had to pretend to wash a half bottle of lube out of her and rush me out, I told her that I'm good, got myself clothed and left. Sure enough some dude in a spiffy construction truck was patiently waiting for the rm #. This doesn't belong in the bad review section, it dang sure wasn't my best Meiji experience. Peace out pervs, SS96 out.

[FloridaGringo]

Saw Kiki yesterday's, Saturday at 11:35 AM. I suppose it was after the Gringo plowed her, and left her with broken legs after 11 fake O's. When we played, her pussy was still tight. That's the beauty about pussy, it snaps back. I guess that's why they call it a snapper, LOL.

RR.

I will post my schedule a few days out so you can work around it. I saw her Friday morning so that would explain the "tight" pussy Saturday or else you would have fallen in. There is a reason she wants the gringo first when she comes to town.

[FloridaGringo]

BBBJ with twisting had motion to finish CIM. What a dream with this an amazing girl. Hope I can see her again before I leave. Today was probably the fourth or fifth time since I first dreamt of meeting her at QQ and she has been consistently ATF material every visit. Treat her well gents.

She has one of the top head games in O-town this month.

[MrBlueMan]

Had a fun weekend that started out with Ella over at Meiji. Saw the recent reviews and had to check it out for myself. She was pretty slim, not much in terms of curves, but beautiful face and great service. Seemed super into it the whole time, lots of teasing and jokes which made for a fun session. Although probably wouldn't be a repeat for me.

Later that day, I was still horny and the closest place was 5 star. Remembered some recent reviews weren't that great but decided fuck it and headed in. I ended up getting Iris I think, natural as far as I could tell. Solid service, ran through all the acronyms and finished CIM. Chatted for a bit after then Maya came in and made me grab her tits, said next time both LOL. No rush but YMMV.

[SlimShady96]

I saw Ella (Meiji) last week and she was my total cup of pee, allowed me to skip the intro shower and right into play time. I was on the fence about a repeat visit with her but dumbazz me thought let's try something new. Rinami (Meiji) has good reviews and one even mentioned real C tits, JAV history, how could I go wrong? Got all showered up, didn't dress as usual bc I thought it would possibly draw attention and headed over to a familiar spot. She even complimented that I smell good but she was not skipping the ice rink of a crowded shower, she said slippery, and my first toe touch confirmed it. Without the hand held shower head I was to be a ballerina spinning around while she washed the strangest areas, like my back shoulders, this got on my nerves to start with. Tic tok. We finally got dried off and into the bedroom and yes, she has great tits. All I really have to say is she didn't do it for me like Ella did and I'm kicking myself. Ella was willing to do exactly what I wanted her to do and when I asked, she let me molest her gently with a real porn flair, F this way, now this, stop and suck daddy cock now back in the honey and so on. This girl just came off as a typical hurry AMP girl, same short body, not knocking it, it's good and even better than most. The vibe just wasn't there, I asked for some more head and she just spit on it and jerked, I gave her the cock sucking demo in sign and head language and she would only lick the head. Then the real boner kill came when she started asking what time it was and grabbing my watch that I didn't wind today, it was just a decoration, I meant to set the time while at a red light. The real AMP thing came into play as time was running out, she had another pervert coming and had to pretend to wash a half bottle of lube out of her and rush me out, I told her that I'm good, got myself clothed and left. Sure enough some dude in a spiffy construction truck was patiently waiting for the rm #. This doesn't belong in the bad review section, it dang sure wasn't my best Meiji experience. Peace out pervs, SS96 out.

[Msuhoops]

Went and saw her today, little disappointed. She is definitely short, which I do like. She had zero makeup on and a plain dress when she answered the door. She looked like an average Japanese girl, if I saw her at the bar, sure I would still try to pick her up and get laid. Walked in and first thing she says is shoes off, second thing is money. She said let's wash up. I got undressed and went into the shower, quick one minute scrub down and then she gave me a towel and I dried off. Went straight to a BBJ, then she said 69, that lasted about 30 seconds and I felt her grabbing a rubber and putting it on. She got on and started riding. I've been told by people that have seen her that she is very hit and miss, I definitely got a miss. I've had so much more fun at the many AMPs in the area. One thing you should consider is I noticed the towel I used to dry off with, she folded it up nice and set it on her air conditioner to dry off, there was also four other towels drying off on the air conditioner. Needless to say as soon as I got home, I jumped in the shower because I'm sure I used somebody else's dirty towel. She did say I was one of her last customers today because she is leaving for New York and then heading to Japan. Tomorrow is a day off so she can eat, she said. Her English is not great so she might have meant something else.

[MarkGew]

Haha. A couple girls have called me the spa king before but about a year ago Amber upgraded me to king of Orlando. And then reassured me the day before she left last month that I still have the title (I didn't even ask). LOL. But you know my typical response, I just say yeah yeah everyone's king of Orlando and everyone's number one. We are all spa kings! These crazy girls!

I've been a little busy lately and haven't had time to write reviews for the past several visits going back as far as Selina (Amber), Joey, Kiki, Wendy and Kelly. I might just do one and review all of them at once. Some were pretty damn good and some completely unexpected in a good way.

I might hit some of my Spanish girls up this coming week.

Yes sir, you earned that crown!

Been there done that...before I retired and went to mark.

Damn near full-time job, but the perks were outstanding!! those girls love all the traffic! and rush jobs=$$$$... they love the king long time!

I've had to write them fucking reviews from Marsh harbor, hell once even Cancun, it never stops...until it did 🤣.

tip my hat to you sir... cowboying cattle takes talent...

[BackShooter]

This is the Eden spa on Hoffner commercial complex.

Just west of 436.

Usually over priced and few positive reviews.

You should read the poor reviews on the other sites. On some of the sites, they changed the name. However when you google number. It comes back to them.

[HappyXxx]

Stopped by Orchid this morning at 11:00 after Kelly told me last night that she wanted my dick inside her all day since she's leaving for several months. Well you know I'm not going to argue with that! I left a review for her several months ago saying that "I wore that thing out today" well today she wore my ass out!

I get there and let myself in and she is in her little Jean shorts with no panties underneath and a little pink shirt showing off her beautiful tits and her face and smile and everything about her was just stunning. Seriously, we all know how pretty this girl is and there's nobody in Orlando with a body like her. Anyway we sat in the back talking with Jenny and Emily for about two seconds and then kelly tells me she's horny and takes me to the room. HERE WE GO! Anything you can imagine happen today in the room, shower room, and back room today. She was on her knees blowing me with my pants around my ankles within 10 seconds of being in the room then I laid her on the table and ate her little pussy with her shorts still on, just pulled them aside and she really liked this and let loose a big one within a couple minutes. She went back to sucking me and trying hard to get all of me in her mouth today and she managed to get 3/4 or a little more today, she worked me good for 10 min before I pull her up. I peel off my clothes and she undresses and our clothes are thrown all over the room LOL. I set her on the edge of the table for a lengthy P2 P, she's moving her hips around and trying to line me up with her hole and before you know it she's taking advantage of me in the best way possible! We did multiple positions over the next hour and some new ones until Kelly says she needs a break. No surprise here. I say OK honey but as I'm kissing her in MISH up on the table I'm just slowly grinding into her until she starts getting warmed up again and then FUCK ME! FUCK ME! .bam she uploads and floods the sheets. I close her legs and pump away untill I lose it and fluids are dripping everywhere!

We took a quick shower and laid there for a little while talking and she asked me if I'm hungry, of course I never pass up a meal from these girls so I say let's go. She whipped me up some awesome noodles with some vegetables and two eggs added in and brought out some steak that jenny cooked the night before and we both sat there and ate and talked for about 30 minutes. After we cleaned up a little bit The other girls started making some noodles for themselves, and Kelly tells me to come to the back room by the back door with her to take a little nap. You obviously know what this led to. LOL. We went through a slew of positions and even some more things we've never tried before, then after we completely exhausted ourselves we actually did take a nice little nap for about 30 minutes. Today she got me three times which is very unusual. Finally at the 230 mark I told her I need to bounce and she says I'll see you tomorrow morning, take me to get something to eat before you take me to the airport. Ok babe! Love this girl.

Grace from eastern and Wendy from Tokyo will be at orchid tomorrow or Wednesday, and Emily from orchid will be at Tokyo for the remainder of the month.

Have fun.

[King86]

Based on the recent good reports I didn't want to miss Ella before she left town tonight and I'm glad I didn't. She was as advertised and I 100% agree with the other reports that she gives a really great GFE performance. As soon as I walked in we hugged and she complimented me on my dimple then showed me she has them too with a really cute smile. That was a nice touch I thought. She is also one of the best kissers I've encountered with Meiji which is always a nice plus. Slim, tight build and all natural which is always my preference. The shower was the normal routine and we had a great time on the bed for the full time I was there. No rush at all and you really get the feeling she loves what she does and wants to make sure you leave happy. She is heading to South Florida next so if you missed her here in O-town she won't be too far away. Might be tempted myself.

[DrP60]

Is this place still around? Is it Green Jade or something else? Couldn't find American SPA listed. Thanks!

This is the Eden spa on Hoffner commercial complex.

Just west of 436.

Usually over priced and few positive reviews.

[DavidWhite7164]

Had the good fortune of dreaming about the amazing Sugar this morning and what a dream it was. When I got there I don't think there was any other customers there but as soon as we got back to the table shower the door starting chiming so I was concerned I wasn't going to get the full treatment. Wrong. She took her time and was amazing. Nothing short of perfection. If you. Haven't met Sugar she's a bit taller than the typical girl we dream of with a beautifully shaped body and extremely pretty face. She has a really sexy look about her in my opinion. Speaks pretty good English too.

Her table shower skills are second to none. Face down she gave me a really nice body side treatment and kissed all up and down my neck and back and then slowly worked her way to my hamstrings and ass checks alternating kissing and licking. Eventually she started teasing me with her tongue up and down my crack and eventually started with the most amazing rimming and TUMA. She is fantastic in this and coordinates stroking my lubed up cock while rimming and this is the best sensation that you can imagine. Somehow the rimming amplifies the sensitivity of my cock while she is stroking it and she does this double action move so well. On the flip she did some amazing BBBJ and then 69. Wonderful. She has a beautiful pussy and I could have stayed in 69 even longer but I was also looking forward to just taking care of her back in the room for a while. When we got back to the room I sat on the table and she kissed me softly like an actual date would. Eventually this but to LFK and DFK and just like in the TS room the build up makes it so much better. Wonderful kisser. I told her I wanted to take care of her and so I had her lay back so I could DATY. She seemed to really enjoy it and have an O. Do we ever know for sure? No way, but if she is faking I would say that she fakes it as well as any of them. (I always think of Elaine on Seinfeld when she told Jerry all her orgasms were faked when I read the reviews of the 3 orgasms a client gave a girl at 8 pm on a Friday, but that's another conversation).

We started to covered up main event with standing mish. What a pleasure to be inside her and looking at her beautiful body and face in this position. We switched to Asian cowgirl and then eventually mish. She's really tight and feels amazing but today was going to be a CIM day I could tell so I let her know and she quickly got to work. Some great rimming and stroking while I was on my back and then BBBJ with twisting had motion to finish CIM. What a dream with this an amazing girl. Hope I can see her again before I leave. Today was probably the fourth or fifth time since I first dreamt of meeting her at QQ and she has been consistently ATF material every visit. Treat her well gents.

[Why Try]

Haha. A couple girls have called me the spa king before but about a year ago Amber upgraded me to king of Orlando. And then reassured me the day before she left last month that I still have the title (I didn't even ask). LOL. But you know my typical response, I just say yeah yeah everyone's king of Orlando and everyone's number one. We are all spa kings! These crazy girls!

I've been a little busy lately and haven't had time to write reviews for the past several visits going back as far as Selina (Amber), Joey, Kiki, Wendy and Kelly. I might just do one and review all of them at once. Some were pretty damn good and some completely unexpected in a good way.

I might hit some of my Spanish girls up this coming week.

I just recently saw this anonymous spa video recorder, The Parlor King, on the web. You could get no better name than The King of Spas, since you do review spas outside of Orlando.

[MartinHero69]

Saw Kiki yesterday's, Saturday at 11:35 AM. I suppose it was after the Gringo plowed her, and left her with broken legs after 11 fake O's. When we played, her pussy was still tight. That's the beauty about pussy, it snaps back. I guess that's why they call it a snapper, LOL.

Kiki is a lovely Asian brick house, 5' long dark hair with golden streaks, pretty round face, long sexy Chinese tassel earrings, smiling eyes, natural C's, thick ass, birthing hips, shaved. Think Latina. Awesome ass, not quite to the level of a Mona ass, but I don't remember seeing a better Asian ass other than Mona's, so Kiki's it's right behind Mona's ass cheeks. She has a nice thin waist too. She was wearing black tight cut off jean hot pants with butt cheeks exploding trying to escape those hot pants, skin tight pink and black top screaming for her tits to come out to play.

I had texted ahead for Kiki, and she was waiting at the door with her beautiful smile and parked me in the room. She took my money for the hour, 250, and went to put it in the bank. She came back to the room with me, naked sitting on the table, my cock pointing at her. She walked up to me and I stood up. , and we made out DFK like teenagers for a couple of minutes, Kiki groping my cock and balls, my hands roaming kneeding her thick ass, kissing her neck in the ear, her breathing heavy back to DFK. Finally broke it off and to head to the shower for more fun. I threw my towel over my should. , and she elephant, walked me to the shower as she sung.

She gave me a long table shower, very sexy and playful, giving me a titty and pussy massage while I was on my stomach, suction cup kissing all over my body. She said she was from Szechuan in China. Which makes sense. , that region is famous for its spicy food, and what a spicy girl she is.

...

Oh my, I sure wrote a lot, I sure can bullshit. Hope it helps.

Peace.

RR.

Looking forward to being Kiki's first appointment of the day tomorrow!

Alright. I'm just going to say it.

This was elite-level degeneracy in written form.

Truly fantastic write-up, RR. Very entertaining read.

Setting the bar a little high here for Penthouse Reviews!!!😂

You're even making me a little jealous!

No but seriously Rowdy, appreciate you putting this piece of fine erotic literature out there.

Some of us are now making very confident... and very questionable financial decisions because of it.

I don't know if I should be thanking you... Or blaming you at this point🤣.

Calendar cleared. Priorities rearranged. Gotta get that early morning slot at Missly locked in before the rest of Orlando has a chance to catch up!

[Why Try]

I was surprised when I went there for the first time that the girls answer the door themselves. I had the same experience with her looking up at the monitor continuously but I chalk it off that it was for their safety but it does impede with the experience to an extent. I guess I was fortunate when I went there that there was only one car there and two interruptions.

I am accustomed with AMPs on the level of Tokyo in the Northeast having a separate person who answers the door, verify your appointments, and then send you up to the girl. Everything is by way of appointment which minimize the hobbyist rush to an extent.

Still I had a good experience with Sugar. Could it have been better, yes, but it was good enough for me.

Mike.

Thought I had a unique and rushed visit Saturday morning. I called ahead and was told that there were four there, Sugar, Wendy, and I don't recall the other two. When I got there, I was lead to the room by Sugar. Then Wendy came back after Sugar left the room. That was the least amount of time I ever received. I did see the older woman, who I cannot recall her name. But I would see her at Smile Spa in St. Pete, often before whenever that raid there was. I wonder if they are aware many people are cutting back on expenses.

I will have to locate Orchid, that is not right off of I-4. I thought that was where Kelly was located. I knew I was at the wrong place and could not find a second one through my web search and ended up with the rushed service instead.