Massage Parlor Reports

[Shogun Hua]

Great session last night with Sarah at Best. She's been well described before: about 5'3", slender but shapely, perky Bs with pencil erasers, and a really lovely face and beautiful smile. She greeted me with that beautiful smile then did some amazing gentle soft kissing, which was incredibly sexy.... Eventually she asked if it was time to play plant the pickle, so I dutifully responded, and all I can say is wow, super tight with excellent squeeze. I don't think I've ever had a provider who could do a squeeze-relax-squeeze cycle so quickly--more than once per second--and keep it up for like a minute. Truly impressive work! I came within just a whisker of coming, but alas, the cover trumps all else, but it was amazing nevertheless.....maybe word has gotten out among the providers that the way to a man's heart is via Kegels. Sure hope so. Highly recommend.

All three girls are very beautiful at Best this month. Sarah has big round eyes, small frame, spinner type. Natural B's. She definitely used her Kegels on me too. I'd recommend.

[ChuteRigger]

Are there any AMP's around that have Asian's other than Chinese or Korean aunties? I would love to find a place that has some Thai, Viet or even Filipina.

[ShinamotoJason]

Does Bothell even have a downtown?

Be safe fellas.

You may have observed increased police activity in the downtown Bothell area this afternoon.

Today, after extensive work by Bothell Detectives, Patrol, and our Community Crime Reduction Team, multiple search warrants were served at five massage parlors suspected of permitting prostitution on their premises. These businesses had been the subject of ongoing community concerns, which we took seriously.

Bothell Fire partnered on today's operation and identified significant safety concerns at all five locations. As a result, each location was flagged and closed due to Fire Code violations.

Multiple individuals were contacted during the operation. Detectives worked to identify and investigate each person to determine their rolewhether they were patrons, employees, or individuals who may be in need of support or services.

Investigations of this nature can, at times, reveal a nexus to human trafficking. When indicators of trafficking or exploitation are identified, our priority extends beyond enforcementwe work to connect individuals with appropriate resources, advocacy, and support services to help ensure their safety and well-being.

We appreciate the community's continued partnership in reporting concerns and helping us keep Bothell safe.

[Shogun Hua]

Does Best or Shanghai have showers available and is it assumed they join when asked?

I tried it first with Hailey at BJ and found it a great way to get the massage started.

They both have showers, Best has a small standup shower, as said below, probably barely big enough for two people. Shanghai has a huge stand up shower, easily big enough for 3 or more. As for them joining you, I think it's a case by case basis. I believe that the girls spend a long time on their hair and don't want to get it wet. So each provider may have a different answer. I typically go in clean, so I don't usually ask for a shower. If water games are desired, I would suggest finding a table shower.

[AligatorJaw]

Does Best or Shanghai have showers available and is it assumed they join when asked?

I tried it first with Hailey at BJ and found it a great way to get the massage started.

Showers available. Yes.

However at least the one in Best is small and they typically state they cannot join you.

[Gunray5]

Does Best or Shanghai have showers available and is it assumed they join when asked?

I tried it first with Hailey at BJ and found it a great way to get the massage started.

[Shogun Hua]

Thanks. Any of them have natural breasts and / or seem to really love DATY?

Naturals, I think I saw a review that said that Sarah has naturals, Bs. I believe the rest have enhancements, buts so hard to tell these days. I don't usually partake in DATY, so you may need to do some research. Kiki, who is at Brisa has some of the nicest natural breasts I've ever seen. C's.

[GoaThillBilly]

Best has Elly, Kelly (I'm sure that won't be confusing at all) and Sarah.

Shanghai has Chloe, Mimi and Nancy.

Thanks. Any of them have natural breasts and / or seem to really love DATY?

[Shogun Hua]

Just had my third session with Chloe. Not much kissing. The session is fairly average for a Shanghai / Best experience. In my book, this is still a great session. Chloe is just really attractive to me. I don't think she even had make up on this time. Probably early 20's. Very pretty, 8.5 face. MM C's. Very slender. Nice black hair, lower back length.
Long tattoo down her spine.

Best has Elly, Kelly (I'm sure that won't be confusing at all) and Sarah.

Shanghai has Chloe, Mimi and Nancy.

[KitWalker1967]

Earlier this month RM had what was the first review for Xanadu Massage in years. A few of you fine gentlemen were cool enough to let me know what the review said, since I gave up on RM awhile ago. Since it was an okay review, I put it on my list for the next time I'm down south. Fuck that though because Peet0115 did me a solid and passed along this horrible RM review some guy posted last Saturday. What a mess. Actually wanted $190 for head:

*Although this parlor has had a bad reputation for playing up-selling games, I'd heard rumors about a possible change of ownership / different management style. So I decided to give this place a chance. Walked in and was happy to be greeted a cute girl in white lingerie that showed off her twins nicely. She pulled me into a room and asked how long, so I told her I wanted an hour. I gave her $80 because I only had $20's and thought she'd figure out a decent tip was coming. She asked me to wait, because she had another customer. She came back 10 minutes later and that's when everything went downhill. First thing she said was "Can only do 30 minutes" while making the HE hand motion like she wanted to get right to it. I told her I wanted a little massage first and to see where things went. While she gave me a very lame massage, my hands roamed a bit. When I asked to see her tits, she nodded over at the $60 I left out and said "need more money. " I smiled and said "I already gave you $80 and I can't even look at your tits for $140? She rolled her eyes and pulled her nice squishy man-mades out. Then my roaming hands discovered she wasn't wearing panties under her lingerie. Rubbed just a little enough to feel a landing strip before she angled her body away and said, "need more money. " Then she grabbed the oil and started jerking me off. I was annoyed at this point, so nothing was happening downstairs if you know what I mean. Asked her how much more for a blowjob and she replied "you give $50 more. " I laughed and decided it was time to leave. I gently pushed her hand off my cock and stood up. She stood silently by the massage table with a confused look on her face while I got dressed, put her tip back in my wallet and walked out. I don't know who other guys have enjoyed here, but Xixi practiced the rushed, up-selling behavior this parlor is known for.

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Comments: rainydayplayer: 04.11 2026 - Glad you walked out!

[LonelyMan718]

Be safe fellas.

You may have observed increased police activity in the downtown Bothell area this afternoon.

Today, after extensive work by Bothell Detectives, Patrol, and our Community Crime Reduction Team, multiple search warrants were served at five massage parlors suspected of permitting prostitution on their premises. These businesses had been the subject of ongoing community concerns, which we took seriously.

Bothell Fire partnered on today's operation and identified significant safety concerns at all five locations. As a result, each location was flagged and closed due to Fire Code violations.

Multiple individuals were contacted during the operation. Detectives worked to identify and investigate each person to determine their role—whether they were patrons, employees, or individuals who may be in need of support or services.

Investigations of this nature can, at times, reveal a nexus to human trafficking. When indicators of trafficking or exploitation are identified, our priority extends beyond enforcement—we work to connect individuals with appropriate resources, advocacy, and support services to help ensure their safety and well-being.

We appreciate the community's continued partnership in reporting concerns and helping us keep Bothell safe.

[Bfm66]

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

These busts are so ridiculous, it is the world's oldest profession, inside, behind closed doors and as much as the puritans may want it, they will never eradicate it. Would they rather have a dozen, half naked skanks standing in traffic waving at cars like on Aurora?

[Tasman63]

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

Monkey see Monkey do, once one area cracks down others will follow. S Everett a lot closer to those area's than and Everett, big difference!

[Gibs789]

Keep your eyes open, I've noticed more police activity in the S Everett locations. IE: Best, a lot of healthcare adjacent so can only imagine the complaints, saw MMS pulled the sign in!

Don't imagine too much. Bothell, Mill Creek, Kenmore etc have always been unwelcoming. Everett more laissez-faire.

[Tasman63]

Missed Eve last week so had to try again before the month end. Joey being in Burien, it's hard for me to try new girls when my ATFs are here.

Elly greeted me and led me to the second room. When Eve walked in. Honestly, she looked better in person than the picture that mms sent me.

Her face 9. Her tits mm b 8. Her ass flat 7, the whole body 8. 5. Unfortunately, the chemistry was more like 6. 5.

Her personality was very bubbly. Loved that. Our sex wasn't all that. I wanted to eat her out because her kitty with small batch of hair looked yummy but didn't let me stay down there too long. No 69 either. Her BBBJ was a bit toothy but sexy as hell with plenty of eye contact.

After failing spending enough time at her kitty, we moved onto mosh, doggy, cg and back to mosh. Her reaction was a little bit over the top for me, locker to PSE than GFE.

Don't get me wrong. She is hot and fun. It's just that how we play each other and fuck might be a bit different. Every girl comes in different box, and Eve and mine didn't match but sure as hell she will be matched with many many others.

I got to meet Nancy and Elly and they both looked stunning.

I'm on the fence with trying any other new girls as they all look hot (Shanghai, best and BJ. Haven't been in Barisa in ages) but also having one more week in Seattle before my business trip, not sure what to do! So many good choices this month!

Eve was that hidden gem that nobody was talking about. MMS asked for reviews and fortunately or unfortunately she became popular and with the popularity came the rushed service!