Massage Parlor Reports

[Amplitude]

I was at Relax a few weeks back with Ewa and she seemed quite unsatisfied when I said I won't go over 120 for l2. Isn't that more than standard for most places? Or is it different when you get the whole hour? I usually try to keep it to 100 for L2 at most places unless if the girl is a smoke show. I almost always prefer full hr so just wanted to check with fellow mongers as to what you pay.

When I go there I hand the two point four right over when they're rubbing their bare snatch on you and I say, "take care of me. " Just get that of the way and you'll have the best time. But insist on the hour. Kiki tried for half hour with me. She was happy to oblige.

[BassMan1989]

I was at Relax a few weeks back with Ewa and she seemed quite unsatisfied when I said I won't go over 120 for l2. Isn't that more than standard for most places? Or is it different when you get the whole hour? I usually try to keep it to 100 for L2 at most places unless if the girl is a smoke show. I almost always prefer full hr so just wanted to check with fellow mongers as to what you pay.

Not sure I’ve ever gotten L2 for anything less than 120, and wouldn't want to pay any more either. But IMO- for the extra $40 w Ewa. Why not go FS? She never disappoints.

[FiddyCent]

I was at Relax a few weeks back with Ewa and she seemed quite unsatisfied when I said I won't go over 120 for l2. Isn't that more than standard for most places? Or is it different when you get the whole hour? I usually try to keep it to 100 for L2 at most places unless if the girl is a smoke show. I almost always prefer full hr so just wanted to check with fellow mongers as to what you pay.

100-120 is the standard. Prices going up really fast I guess.

[GotCraving]

I was at Relax a few weeks back with Ewa and she seemed quite unsatisfied when I said I won't go over 120 for l2. Isn't that more than standard for most places? Or is it different when you get the whole hour? I usually try to keep it to 100 for L2 at most places unless if the girl is a smoke show. I almost always prefer full hr so just wanted to check with fellow mongers as to what you pay.

[BassMan1989]

Stopped by Relax as last minute fun Friday about 6:15 pm- busy as hell. Shoulda left. But thisb63 yo guy had already taken my little blue pill for a scheduled date with a provider who flaked on me. So didn't want to waste it🤣. Called ahead and was told Kiki in 2 week vacation, but mocha, Rachel and Ewa there.

Entered thru wide open back door. Greeted by Mocha looking like she just finished and was already "busy" - so drew Annie- 24 why / o new girl. Very cute, great firm ass, small bcups. Wanted hour. She said how about 30 minutes- busy.

2nd red flag. Shoulda walked. But again. Little head was thinking. Quick massage. Ok but not much teasing, then flip and confirmed wanted everything. Felt rushed, but she did have wet, tight hole. She Wanted my fiv while she started covered BJ, then moved to CG, standing K9, standing mish, and finished w HJ. 5/10 total experience. Saw Ewa on way out who also looked "rode hard & put away wet" like my dad used to say. Wouldn't repeat w Annie.

[Locolobo37]

Hello long time lurker first time poster.

Who's the goto at pure? Now that emma is away.

Definitely missing her right now.

Side note: drove by oki a few weeks ago and looked abandoned with no signage.

Which sucks because I never scratchex that itch.

[Nowhere500]

She definitely allows DATO and DATY. I did both.

Seems getting Lucky is lucky as of late.

I had her months ago and she stated that time of the month. Seems that was pretty common. She did do a great BBBJNQ.

Does she allow DATY, DATO?

I will attest, I thought she was good looking with a smoking body.

Any other intel outside the Big 3 there?

Multiple pops?

Thanks.

[TheHappyDog]

Good evening Mongers!!

I haven't been to relax in some time; can't recall if it's been over 8 months. Well I've been horny like a dog in heat and the south side parlors of Chicago are a disappointment! I like the suspense of can I get this massage therapist to play hard to get and get to L3. Well not at relax, they are basically already naked when you arrive. Regardless they are some attractive woman!

I walked in and this hot young spinner said " come in honey!" I was like " hell yeah! As soon as I get undressed and on the table she starts the massage and I start rubbing her legs she leans over and says yo want to turn over; remember I'm horny as hell and say yes! As I am melting away.

Seems getting Lucky is lucky as of late.

I had her months ago and she stated that time of the month. Seems that was pretty common. She did do a great BBBJNQ.

Does she allow DATY, DATO?

I will attest, I thought she was good looking with a smoking body.

Any other intel outside the Big 3 there?

Multiple pops?

Thanks.

[JValdez2021]

Saw Lucky at Relax. She's so good looking and her butt is fantastic. Really nice Bs on top, couldn't tell if they were man made or not.

Originally asked for Kiki but when I got there Kiki wasn't available yet so Ewa gave me the table shower and started the massage. Then I saw Lucky and was like, who is that? And Lucky took over from there. Great time. Her body is perfect. I'm sorry I don't have anything new to add to the board but my experience was pretty much what everyone else reported.

Good evening Mongers!!

I haven't been to relax in some time; can't recall if it's been over 8 months. Well I've been horny like a dog in heat and the south side parlors of Chicago are a disappointment! I like the suspense of can I get this massage therapist to play hard to get and get to L3. Well not at relax, they are basically already naked when you arrive. Regardless they are some attractive woman!

I walked in and this hot young spinner said " come in honey!" I was like " hell yeah! As soon as I get undressed and on the table she starts the massage and I start rubbing her legs she leans over and says yo want to turn over; remember I'm horny as hell and say yes! As I am melting away.

She says you want to f"ck? I replied yes, pay first she says. I go and put it in her hand and she says " I go get other girl I am on my month " my jaw dropped and was like "wth" I looked at her and said " hold on now! I want you not someone else! Whats her name? She says you will like her name is lucky and today is your luck day. " I stood there shaking my head, thinking. I just got suckered!!

Well in walks Lucky (anbout 45 but very well preserved, she is fit) and gets undressed and I was like damm! This woman is a spinner!! As the other monger mentioned nice B's and I as well could not tell if they were fake. Flat stomach no baby damage at all, nice waist and decent since she is like a 5'2".

I let her ride me on top, doggy and last missionary. I pounded her so hard the table was moving!! She tried to close her legs but I kept going! The look on her face made me pop!! Wauserz!!

I was drained. The young one that took the donation was Mocha (about 25); and Eva orEwwa (about 40 but well kept) was there as well.

I read the previous on looking for a change, my opinion these ladies will be missed if they ever move to another city. So stay thirsty mongers and enjoy while we can!

Stay safe!

[JohnnyJon]

70 for hour (50 hhr) and 1. 60 tip.

Got it. I'll report back after my visit. Thank you sir.

[Mikejpfil]

Ok you guys have convinced me. Planning on visiting relax for the first time. Can one of you gentlemen let me know what the standard rates are here? Don't want to mess up the price game for you.

70 for hour (50 hhr) and 1. 60 tip.

[JohnnyJon]

Ok you guys have convinced me. Planning on visiting relax for the first time. Can one of you gentlemen let me know what the standard rates are here? Don't want to mess up the price game for you.

[BassMan1989]

You can check out my older posts.

Pure. Liked the service by Jessica. FS available. Not a spinner but willing to go out of her way.

Crystal / Cove. Have not visited them.

Been to Ivy a few years ago. Loved how the girls we willing to ensure you left with a smile on your face.

Lanes. KMP. I've been there only a couple of times but always left disappointed because of the Korean MT personality that they are in control.

Oki. Been once, nothing to complain about but that they don't have a TS.

AMP in Lisle is hit or miss.

AT. Ogden location. Another KMP. See above.

You-Spa 1220 Ogden. Oh how I miss Candy. If she is still around, would love to know where. DM me.

Spa 8 - behind Travis's in Nap. New place. Really like how YoYo really gets into the FS. They need a TS there.

Foot Massage behind Walgreens at 87th /59 - they are willing to do everything. Bring your own cover if you don't like Saran wrap.

Many others out there.

I remember the days of Singapore (Arl Hts) and Mitch's (L'ville). If you know you know.

Stay safe out there.

Happy Hunting!

PH.

Can one of you confirm the correct PH for Relax is #793-5222?

I think I'm going to start spreading rumors that KiKi is no longer there so why'all stop asking for her. Maybe then when I call ahead to make an "appointment" with her, she'll actually be available when I get there LOL. I hear what you're all saying. She definitely has a routine. But IMO. She's about the best there; def my favorite anyway.

OR. Maybe I try Spa8 and ask for YoYo like PH suggests. Lot closer to my home anyway.

Happy Hunting, gents.

BM.

[Phloverno6]

Let me start off by saying, I appreciate the posting and activity to keep people informed about the AMP scene around the suburbs / Lombard / Glen Ellyn.

I think by now most people are familiar with how good Relax is, but I think at some point the forum is just turning into "Hey this was my day at Relax" everyday. Has anyone else been looking for some other options or new talent? I won't say I haven't been sticking to Relax because they are good looking, good service, and decently priced, but isn't anyone else bored though?

I'm hoping some people have gone to other places like Pure, Crystal, Cove, etc. And have some new info on good talent.

Also, please do not take this the wrong way, you are entitled to sharing the experience. I'm just wondering if anyone else is thinking the same and could report on something new.

You can check out my older posts.

Pure. Liked the service by Jessica. FS available. Not a spinner but willing to go out of her way.

Crystal / Cove. Have not visited them.

Been to Ivy a few years ago. Loved how the girls we willing to ensure you left with a smile on your face.

Lanes. KMP. I've been there only a couple of times but always left disappointed because of the Korean MT personality that they are in control.

Oki. Been once, nothing to complain about but that they don't have a TS.

AMP in Lisle is hit or miss.

AT. Ogden location. Another KMP. See above.

You-Spa 1220 Ogden. Oh how I miss Candy. If she is still around, would love to know where. DM me.

Spa 8 - behind Travis's in Nap. New place. Really like how YoYo really gets into the FS. They need a TS there.

Foot Massage behind Walgreens at 87th /59 - they are willing to do everything. Bring your own cover if you don't like Saran wrap.

Many others out there.

I remember the days of Singapore (Arl Hts) and Mitch's (L'ville). If you know you know.

Stay safe out there.

Happy Hunting!

PH.

[MStanfield]

Let me start off by saying, I appreciate the posting and activity to keep people informed about the AMP scene around the suburbs / Lombard / Glen Ellyn.

I think by now most people are familiar with how good Relax is, but I think at some point the forum is just turning into "Hey this was my day at Relax" everyday. Has anyone else been looking for some other options or new talent? I won't say I haven't been sticking to Relax because they are good looking, good service, and decently priced, but isn't anyone else bored though?

I'm hoping some people have gone to other places like Pure, Crystal, Cove, etc. And have some new info on good talent.

Also, please do not take this the wrong way, you are entitled to sharing the experience. I'm just wondering if anyone else is thinking the same and could report on something new.

I've fucked all girls there since Vivi left, and stopped going. True Eva and Kiki are good but the same bored. Looking forward to new talents.