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04-16-26 15:16 #1544Regular Member

Posts: 17Agreed with pretty much all of this. It's alright in a pinch but there's nothing even remotely decent near it so not sure what other recommendations you might have. Cheers.
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04-13-26 00:53 #1543Senior Member

Posts: 87Soothing Hands in SM
Small strip mall plaza with plenty of parking but the location is awkward during the day as there are random cars parked around there that might belong to the barbershop. Typical hole in the wall set up with close doors, walls up to the ceiling, but very thin walls. I went during a slow time but with the amount of moaning my provider did I'd be surprised if you couldn't hear it from the front door. For a description of my provider, older and I'd say somewhere in her 30's with work done. Smaller MM C cups that were pretty firm and oddly shaped, 6 for the face but wore cute cat ears, large but trimmed Bush. Not my thing but I was in the mood and went with it so YMMV. . 6 for the house and a buck and a half for the donation. It's there in a pinch but I won't return unless I'm lazy and in need of something quick and easy.
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04-11-26 10:10 #1542Regular Member

Posts: 16Lisa at Golden Beach teasing in TO
"Lisa" (almost no English, showed me her name on her phone at end of session) at Golden Beach. GB is non-erotic, so it's fun to see who's willing to walk the line. I did 90 m combo, total is $90 plus $30 tip.
She's a big girl, and probably late 40's or even older. I'm old too, so no big deal. Anyway, I start under the blanket, and expect a nice Asian style massage. She does that really well, though limited to "You OK?" on the communications. As she gets to the butt, she starts working deeper and deeper and is eventually sliding her oiled up hands across my taint on each down stroke. I am lifting the hips to help out and she's grazing the sack. It's nice. I got to keep quiet, this place can be busy and there is NO sound barrier anywhere. You hear everything.
When she does the leg, I angle it out (she actually adjusted it wider) and she is going all around the hip joint and lifting my quad, which I love, personally. She cleans off the oil and I flip. Nice head massage, standard stuff here, then she works the front of my leg and puts her pussy on my hand for a little rubbing and she works the quad and hip.
It was nice. And just massage rates. This was my first session with her, so if I go back, I bet she'll be into more. YMMV with these things of course.
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03-28-26 17:39 #1541Regular Member

Posts: 16100% true review, I have zero reason to BS. Maybe it was the time I was there? Or the day of the week? Or both? But it was busy. And that's what she told me, again, why would I BS? Maybe just wanted a customer she hadn't seen before to return?
Originally Posted by Midlifecrisis9
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03-26-26 16:08 #1540Regular Member

Posts: 14Never had more than a HJ here. I think she's leading you on. Or fake review. Doesn't sound like something that would happen there. Also, it's usually pretty quiet there, not the kind of place with guys "coming and going".
Originally Posted by EricShun
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03-24-26 21:29 #1539Senior Member

Posts: 32Yes and got to play with her breasts, she just lifted her shirt and bra up.
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03-24-26 14:52 #1538Regular Member

Posts: 16Did you at least get a HJ?
Originally Posted by Hola144
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03-24-26 12:09 #1537Senior Member

Posts: 32Eternity
Stopped by the other for a quick 30 min with Julie. The massage was actually good and when I was asked to flipped she started playing with my shift, I asked if they offered more based on others reviews but no luck LOL. Julie has an amazing rack, cute face and nice figure. If your a boob guy definitely worth a try LOL.
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03-23-26 18:39 #1536Regular Member

Posts: 16Orion
Visited Orion this past weekend, this place is busy! There was a dude leaving as I was walking up and a dude came in right as I was climbing in the table. Anyway, I can't remember the woman's name but she was mid 30's+, slim and pretty nice looking actually. We agreed on 30 minutes and she took me to a room with a door, good sign. Once undressed she returned and turned down the light and started the message. I'm not into this massage through a sheet thing but whatever. Massages my back and shoulders, good pressure and hit all the spots, pretty good. Started on my legs with teasing which was nice too. She then removed the sheet and started with the oils, now this is what I'm here for! I let her know that's why I'm here and she giggled and started to tease more, ever so lightly with her fingers on ass and thighs and nuts. She asked if I wanted to turn over, naturally yes! She said wait a sec, went and got a warm towel to remove the oils then she said "ok, let's go". LOL. I flip over and straight to my shaft she went, stroking till I was ready then she asked if that's what I wanted, again, yes! That's why I'm here! As she was stroking me with the oils she asked if I liked it, I pulled her by her arm in close so I could whisper to her and asked if I could get more than the HJ. She smiled stopped stroking and looked around while playing with my nipples then said "too loud with someone here" (the walls in my room didn't go to the ceiling). So, she continued with the HJ to the finish, cleaned me up with another hot towel and left for me to dress. I left her tip on the ottoman that was in that room and walked out, I think I surprised her. She walked me to the back door and whispered for me to "come back for more next time". Long story short, pretty good massage, decent looking lady, good hands, and there may be more available, but there wasn't for for this time. I'll try again next week. But bottom line, we got to find more places to go because there seems to be one of you guys in at the same time I go every week!
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03-17-26 23:42 #1535Regular Member

Posts: 21Anything near downtown Ventura?
Staying at the Sheraton four points in Ventura and scrolling through only see Thousand Oaks. Any reccs are appreciated.
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03-16-26 21:30 #1534Senior Member

Posts: 95Called and went in last Tuesday. Made appointment for "Jessica" The one I got was a little thick. Did a great and very thorough massage so that was great. She said she only works Monday and Tuesday. I would repeat for sure but wondering what "Jessica" you got? Thanks.
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03-05-26 12:33 #1533Regular Member

Posts: 16I stand corrected!
Never mind my previous post. I see now there are occasional updates in Santa Barbara and Oxnard boards. I think the issue is where does TO / Conejo post their stuff? I defaulted to Ventura, but maybe Oxnard is better? I don't think SFV is correct for TO, that one is very focused on the Van Nuys parlors and Tina's (sic) in Encino.
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03-05-26 11:43 #1532Regular Member

Posts: 16Thanks for the info!
I want to call out Gonzo456 and Jroll for any information they send along to the boards here for "beyond the Conejo" Ventura area. This board should probably be covering Santa Barbara to Calabasas, and then Ojai to Malibu on the map. It's a big area, and posts are mostly about a three mile stretch of TO Blvd. I'm willing to drive, but I have no idea what's out there. Thanks again!
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03-05-26 10:10 #1531Senior Member

Posts: 691Orchid Massage in Santa Paula
Check out Orchid. I went a couple of times and was fully satisfied. Even had four-hand massage.
Originally Posted by EricShun
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03-04-26 15:45 #1530Senior Member

Posts: 42I actually stopped by there last weekend. Drove out from Ventura and first time trying out the places in T. O. Was there mid Saturday, I walk up and my heart sinks when the door is deadbolted shut. The "Massage" sign was lit up but the "Open" sign was off. Odd they would be closed then so maybe she was sick or already with a customer. I decided to drive over to Eternity, knowing it would be 50/50 odds but still felt like exploring. There was a decent looking mamasan who I spoke with first but then a younger chick came out after I gave the door fee. I'd say she was early to mid 30's but not bad looking. No fan inside on a hot day but clean place. I got a HE at the end but I could tell they were on guard because it was my first time. She chatted a bit at the end and I told her a story about why I visit TO a few times each month. So I will go back again and try when they are more familiar with me.
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