Massage Parlor Reports

[Calorie]

Yeah scrambled your huevos alright.

That right there is up there with the guy who thought the girl with the massive tits at the pearl trick pad was LE.

[Calorie]

This will be a relatively tame one.

Recent visit to Seasons in Westwood for some HJ plus action. Trying to find a provider I met at another L1 shop in Pas to see if the shop rules here allowed her to go up a level, based on details from another board about some poss oral here.

Didn't find that provider, but since I was already medically assisted, stayed and drew Alice, milfy 40+ ish, with a recent facial (the legit beauty kind, you dogs), longish textured brown hair, and an average, not fat but soft body, prob 5'1",110. Maybe a 6 overall, but after a few beers.. she might make 6.2.

Got a half hr so dispensed with massage early, and began to roam away. Under an old lady bra, found some soft B's / B+s, of a light complexion, a slight tummy, not a tight drum. Negotiated some suckling on the larger than average, mid-brown nips, generally rounded slightly-used eraser shape. Somewhat responsive, but too guarded to let go. Was curious about the P, if I could explore. She was firm and extorted me a bit. But curiosity got the best of this hungry cat. So worked myself down. Slight sparse bush, somewhat hidden lips and clit within the majora, but once exposed, well formed good sized, symmetrical and very clean smelling.

She never really let her guard down so just wanted to see how she handled the Johnson which was ripe and firm. Compliments, and gentle to more intense shaft and headwork, as I worked the clit, her twisting w two hands mixed with fondling of the undercarriage. Sadly no BJ avail with this provider, but she had enough hand game and connection, so after a while just let myself unload a thick long one in her hands with a bit on her thigh and the floor.

Really sweet woman overall but not a repeat for me- but again I didn't get her massage.

Seasons is where the owner of wharf sends the dogs to. If you are lucky, yoyo goes there for fat fuckoes who cannot make it to wharf.

[Vulva Nut]

This will be a relatively tame one.

Recent visit to Seasons in Westwood for some HJ plus action. Trying to find a provider I met at another L1 shop in Pas to see if the shop rules here allowed her to go up a level, based on details from another board about some poss oral here.

Didn't find that provider, but since I was already medically assisted, stayed and drew Alice, milfy 40+ ish, with a recent facial (the legit beauty kind, you dogs), longish textured brown hair, and an average, not fat but soft body, prob 5'1",110. Maybe a 6 overall, but after a few beers.. she might make 6.2.

Got a half hr so dispensed with massage early, and began to roam away. Under an old lady bra, found some soft B's / B+s, of a light complexion, a slight tummy, not a tight drum. Negotiated some suckling on the larger than average, mid-brown nips, generally rounded slightly-used eraser shape. Somewhat responsive, but too guarded to let go. Was curious about the P, if I could explore. She was firm and extorted me a bit. But curiosity got the best of this hungry cat. So worked myself down. Slight sparse bush, somewhat hidden lips and clit within the majora, but once exposed, well formed good sized, symmetrical and very clean smelling.

She never really let her guard down so just wanted to see how she handled the Johnson which was ripe and firm. Compliments, and gentle to more intense shaft and headwork, as I worked the clit, her twisting w two hands mixed with fondling of the undercarriage. Sadly no BJ avail with this provider, but she had enough hand game and connection, so after a while just let myself unload a thick long one in her hands with a bit on her thigh and the floor.

Really sweet woman overall but not a repeat for me- but again I didn't get her massage.

[Vulva Nut]

... In doggie it felt like you could shove some strawberries, yogurt, banana and some vanilla flavor, she could use her hoo ha to make a smoothie... It was not easy to nut and I thought maybe I was queer.

Yeah scrambled your huevos alright.

[Vulva Nut]

First off, let me apologize in advance if this is in the wrong section. I'm only in town briefly for work, and why'all have way too many towns. It's all just LA to me. I guess this particular spa is on Tustin St in a city called Orange. Which, I guess is not the same as Orange County. All the more confusing.

Anyway, I'm from Tucson. I hit the AMP's often back home, so I thought I'd sample the fare here while I'm briefly in town. Boy, am I ever glad I did!

I drew Sakura. I'd say late 20's. Everything about her is cute. Her eyes, her voice, the cat ears she wears in her hair, her shoes, everything is just so cute. I think she said she was half Japanese and half Chinese, and I could see both ethnicities in her.

I laid on the massage table. Before I knew it, she was disrobing, and gave me a massage her being almost as naked as I was. I turned over, and I got an excellent BBBJ. Despite the name of the spa, I didn't get BBFS LOL. I got CFS. This girl can fuck and it felt great! I left feeling very relaxed, satisfied, and most of all special from how wonderful she spoke to me and treated me during our visit.

I'm leaving town tonight, and won't have a chance to see anyone else. I'm glad the one that I did pick while I was in your town was a winner. Thanks, LA, or Orange, or Orange County, Or Tustin Street, or whatever.

Yeah wrong section but nice review and glad you a great time.

[Vulva Nut]

Lately I've been enamored with large, long nipples to suckle and have been searching for females that have them.

Who has seen any MP girls who have bigger, larger than normal pencil eraser nipples?

Thanks for any info provided.

Its strange. You ask especially recent reviewers specifics about real descriptions of body attributes and suddenly they get all prude.

Many are jacked to chronicle a play by play of what they did (similar stuff as most of us do), and that's great. But they end up giving almost zero description of the physical attributes under the hood that make each provider different. You may get limited basics like cup size, and just the hairstyle of pussy. But nipples, clit-- the actual items you put in your mouth? No, eww, don't mention those, you're a weirdo.

Been on this board 15 years and know many brothers appreciate reviews that include not just service and attitude, but detailed descriptions of the provider.

[Uncivil]

First off, let me apologize in advance if this is in the wrong section. I'm only in town briefly for work, and why'all have way too many towns. It's all just LA to me. I guess this particular spa is on Tustin St in a city called Orange. Which, I guess is not the same as Orange County. All the more confusing.

Anyway, I'm from Tucson. I hit the AMP's often back home, so I thought I'd sample the fare here while I'm briefly in town. Boy, am I ever glad I did!

I drew Sakura. I'd say late 20's. Everything about her is cute. Her eyes, her voice, the cat ears she wears in her hair, her shoes, everything is just so cute. I think she said she was half Japanese and half Chinese, and I could see both ethnicities in her.

I laid on the massage table. Before I knew it, she was disrobing, and gave me a massage her being almost as naked as I was. I turned over, and I got an excellent BBBJ. Despite the name of the spa, I didn't get BBFS LOL. I got CFS. This girl can fuck and it felt great! I left feeling very relaxed, satisfied, and most of all special from how wonderful she spoke to me and treated me during our visit.

I'm leaving town tonight, and won't have a chance to see anyone else. I'm glad the one that I did pick while I was in your town was a winner. Thanks, LA, or Orange, or Orange County, Or Tustin Street, or whatever.

[SuperSpicy1]

Linda-Golden Moon acupuncture-Hawthorne.

I had a chance to head back over to golden moon to see Linda today and man she wore my ass out. Fia met me at the door when I got there, but I told her I wanted Linda today, she looked a little disappointed and gave me that pouty face and told me it's been about a week and a half since she's had my dick. LOL. Don't get me wrong She was looking hot as fuck and I love fucking that tiny pussy of hers, but I needed Linda's bubble ass and big titties today.

Since my last review was so long and drawn out, I'll keep it short, even though most of y'all seem to enjoy reading it. Linda gave me a quick cleanup in the room even though I came clean and then sat me at the edge of the bed and dropped to her knees and worked my dick with that fantastic head game she has. Then while she's on her knees still, she takes my dick and starts titty fucking me while letting the head of my dick pop up in her mouth every time I would thrust up! Pretty fucking hot! Then threw her up on the table and mounted her in standing doggy and we never left this position, slapping sounds could be heard throughout the building as I railed this girl. Usually, I let them take a break as they orgasm, but she had my dick so fucking hard today that I could not stop once I got going, I pounded her through several climaxes until I was ready, and ripped off the cover and blasted six thick ropes on her back with one of them hitting her in the shoulder and side of the cheek as she was looking back at me. Quick cleanup and a little water and we laid there and talked for a while as she's letting me know which girls will be coming there next month and damn we have a hot one fucking coming, she's in Orlando right now but I have enjoyed her five or six times before.

Love me a nice thick ass and it's hard to find Asian girls with one, but Linda definitely checks that box.

Stay safe.

[Calorie]

I have been pimping for 125* westwood for awhile.

It is walking distance from the bristol farms and sprouts I work at. It is hilarious that westwood, which was once home to something like 15 movie theaters, has a literal fuck house at the corner of wilshire and westwood, which is basically one of the top 10 intersections in l. A.

Anyhow, this place has gone through more name changes than laker excuses for bronny not being in charge of washing jack straps.

It has a large front area with lots of magazines and the climate control here is horrible. If it is hot, prepare for balls to sweat. There are I think 3-4 examining rooms. The place always smells like ass or Chinese take out from the 99 ranch market. The rooms are horribly small. The manasan is kiki who looks dreadful.

I have a deal with her, she tells me when there is fresh meat and I go in and fuck same.

So it was Wednesday and the new girl was fiona. I went in around noon. Having begged the head of the fish counter for an hour off.

Fiona has a jacked face, and has that smell that is a combo of cheap cigs and even cheaper perfume purchased in rowland heights.

She has an insanely hard body. Her ass is made of some kind of polymer. Her legs are made of solid steel she started soft on my back and did some ball poking. On the flip she said that she make good time and let me know she is going to fuk me. I said I just wanted head. She would have none of it. We were going to pound town and she was not taking money upfront.

All the time, kiki, the hag mamasan, is in the next room talking to some mystery meat fucko. They were really carrying on.

Fiona was not great at head and the fucking was her mainly gripping the literal nut out of my cock with kegel flexes. It was pretty intense. In doggie it felt like you could shove some strawberries, yogurt, banana and some vanilla flavor, she could use her hoo ha to make a smoothie. The motion did not let me get in my hard doggie but I tried. I got lightheaded and almost had a heart attack, so I slowed down and then pulled out for some oral finish.

It was not easy to nut and I thought maybe I was queer. I finally did and on the way out saw that the fucko next door bought poke for kiki. I have the receipts in case anyone wants.

Also fiona was not happy with the 160 I gave her.

[Jbjb1983]

Text a number off bedpage and this place is off Venice and Robertson. Parking looks horrible only 2 spots in front. Grace and lucky were the girls available that day I texted. Haven't seen before so I think it's new. Will check it out later. There's a review on TER for lucky.

https://www.calmmeander.com/index.html

[YodaForceBang]

Decided to check this place out while out and about for the weekend. After walking in I was greeted by Jessie. She is pretty good looking with D size tits. Build is average but got good curves. Very energetic and willing to please. After getting to the room I gave her the house fee and donation. She kissed me on the cheek which then I went for the mouth and we did some dfk. She told me to get undressed and when she came back we went through the massage. The massage it self was pretty good but its just a tease. She did some b2 b then on the flip I got to suck on them titties. Started teasing the junior before sucking on them. She gobbled up the junior and balls very nicely. Finally wrapped me up and got on top. Was nice holding those tits and sucking on them as she bounced up and down. Finished with me pounding her from behind. Nice watching that ass jiggle. Got my nut and got cleaned. Did some dfk and hugging before I jetted.

[Calorie]

Just to test my shlong and ass hole, I decided to do a back to back at wharf:

Saturday. Sarah is back or may have been back awhile. She is a willowy asian gal age prolly 31-45. She has a great set of cans and is slim and dresses fashionably. If the tits are fake, I do not believe it. In the past she has let me go fish counter madness over them. On this visit, the first time I had seen her in over a year, she was much more guarded. She did not bother with a massage really and just worked my balls and shit pipe into a fucken mess with me flat on my back. After about 25 min, I turned over and she played with my power point for about 30 minutes. She only "took off" to show her tits when she was in the seated facing me position. I busted a short load having done an FS blast on some nubian tits the night before.

Sunday. Lucy is here. Also slim and tall but with no boobs. She did a 10 minute massage and then did a reiki nuru kundalini mozart on my ass and gooch. I turned over and were like two special olympiads with me feeling her ass and trying to get her going and she just breathing heavy and necking me. She did 25 minutes of solid dick work and got her face close to my penor. Another weak load due to low ammo.

160 total each out the door.

And of course on Sunday some fooker comes in and is all. Is there a rear entrance? And they said, yes, and he said where, and they said it is in the back and he said ok. Einstein levels of learning by inference there buddy.

[YungRaggerJ]

I drive by this place on my way to work and finally decided to check it out. I walked in and was greeted by an older woman in her 40's. She wasn't the most attractive, but I went with it. She led me to the last room on the left.

I told her I only wanted 30 minutes and handed her the donation. After I undressed, another girl peeked in to say hi she looked to be in her late 30's and carried a bit more weight.

Kiki came in shortly after. She gave me a quick cleanup, undressed, and started with some LFK before moving down for a BBBJ. It wasn't the best BJ I've had, but she was definitely doing it correctly. She attempted BLS, which wasn't great, so I told her to focus on the main event.

After a few minutes, I gave her the tap. She had a full Bush, but I wasn't too bothered. She slapped the hat on and we started in missionary. The fit felt good, though her mouth actually felt better. She let out some fake moans as I gave her a few strokes.

I told her I wanted CIM. She agreed, so I pulled out, removed the hat, and laid back. She climbed on top and continued sucking until I finished in her mouth. She kept going for a few seconds afterward, then got up, rinsed in the restroom, and came back with a hot towel to clean me up.

Overall, the service was decent. The girls weren't the best looking, but they got the job done. That said, for two units you can definitely find better-looking girls. Don't fall for the reviews claiming the girls here are young or pretty that's not what you'll find.

Total cost 2 units.

[BlackBeltKen]

Lately I've been enamored with large, long nipples to suckle and have been searching for females that have them.

Who has seen any MP girls who have bigger, larger than normal pencil eraser nipples?

Thanks for any info provided.

[BlackBeltKen]

I bookmarked this place based on this review. Finally went. My service provider gave a great massage and nothing else. Waste of time.

Damn that sucks, thanks for TOFTT.