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  1. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by MayberryFloyd  [View Original Post]
    I know there's some brash uncaring mf'ers around here, but speaking for myself, that's one of those lines I wouldn't cross. Kinda like:

    I'd love to eat your pussy, but it really stinks.

    GD you need a breath mint.

    Ever heard of deodorant sweetheart?

    You had teeth in the pics. WTF?

    What's that burning rubber yeast smell when I hit it in doggy style?

    Somebody shit in your toilet and didn't flush.

    Trying to ignore that dust bunny the size of a possum in the corner of the room.

    Hell, I'd chip in for a cleaning, but it's far FAR from that. Stacks and STACKS of shit EVERYWHERE with only a path from area to area. I expect it would take a crew of 3 men, two days of carrying shit from inside that place to a hot fire going outside in order to FIND what needs cleaning. I went back. Lack of pussy will do that to you, but I'm done. If I saw her again, it would be at a carefully coordinated local hotel. The fact that she does appear to be somewhat larger than when I saw her last, it's just not very high on my list. I'll look forward to the day when I hear you guys say she's got a new incall and lost some weight.
    White Knights can swoop in to help. Only to return in a week or two to see it all revert back. Got to be demons involved, one would assume?

    I did inquire about her but got convinced to drop the subject weeks ago. Forum is quite helpful.

  2. #75
    I been in places like that. Meridith in Gastonia has so much clutter it is hard to get from one room to another. But as you say, the lack of pussy..

    Quote Originally Posted by MayberryFloyd  [View Original Post]
    I know there's some brash uncaring mf'ers around here, but speaking for myself, that's one of those lines I wouldn't cross. Kinda like:

    I'd love to eat your pussy, but it really stinks.

    GD you need a breath mint.

    Ever heard of deodorant sweetheart?

    You had teeth in the pics. WTF?

    What's that burning rubber yeast smell when I hit it in doggy style?

    Somebody shit in your toilet and didn't flush.

    Trying to ignore that dust bunny the size of a possum in the corner of the room.

    Hell, I'd chip in for a cleaning, but it's far FAR from that. Stacks and STACKS of shit EVERYWHERE with only a path from area to area. I expect it would take a crew of 3 men, two days of carrying shit from inside that place to a hot fire going outside in order to FIND what needs cleaning. I went back. Lack of pussy will do that to you, but I'm done. If I saw her again, it would be at a carefully coordinated local hotel. The fact that she does appear to be somewhat larger than when I saw her last, it's just not very high on my list. I'll look forward to the day when I hear you guys say she's got a new incall and lost some weight.

  3. #74

    Cool, but not me

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollowpoint1  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone ever just asked her why she doesn't clean up LOL? I've never seen her, but it seems most people just complain the place is a dump. Some even decide to return to the dump regularly for whatever reason. I sure there is a white knight amongst us who would gladly pay for a home cleaning service LOL. Sounds like you'd do everyone a serious favor. Hell, it may even get you a short supply of simp chips to cash in for free services occasionally. But seriously, just ask the girl to clean up. Most people wouldnt eat at a restaurant with a D/F grade health inspection, why endeavor with a GFE enchantress whod be condemned by the same health department. If you report gagging as you come out of a place you voluntarily spent an hr in, thats pretty wild lol.
    I know there's some brash uncaring mf'ers around here, but speaking for myself, that's one of those lines I wouldn't cross. Kinda like:

    I'd love to eat your pussy, but it really stinks.

    GD you need a breath mint.

    Ever heard of deodorant sweetheart?

    You had teeth in the pics. WTF?

    What's that burning rubber yeast smell when I hit it in doggy style?

    Somebody shit in your toilet and didn't flush.

    Trying to ignore that dust bunny the size of a possum in the corner of the room.

    Hell, I'd chip in for a cleaning, but it's far FAR from that. Stacks and STACKS of shit EVERYWHERE with only a path from area to area. I expect it would take a crew of 3 men, two days of carrying shit from inside that place to a hot fire going outside in order to FIND what needs cleaning. I went back. Lack of pussy will do that to you, but I'm done. If I saw her again, it would be at a carefully coordinated local hotel. The fact that she does appear to be somewhat larger than when I saw her last, it's just not very high on my list. I'll look forward to the day when I hear you guys say she's got a new incall and lost some weight.

  4. #73
    She looks pretty big in this picture. She looks BBW big to me. I don't know where I got that she doesn't see older men. I'll be 67 this summer.

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnCocksman  [View Original Post]
    I was 61 the last time I saw her. She seemed to have no problem with that.
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  5. #72

    Old guy

    I'm 61 she blows me anytime I ask.

  6. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by NCTransplant  [View Original Post]
    I accidentally started a thread years ago by accident. I heard she won't see old guys so she may not even be an option for me.
    I was 61 the last time I saw her. She seemed to have no problem with that.

  7. #70
    Has anyone ever just asked her why she doesn't clean up LOL? I've never seen her, but it seems most people just complain the place is a dump. Some even decide to return to the dump regularly for whatever reason. I sure there is a white knight amongst us who would gladly pay for a home cleaning service LOL. Sounds like you'd do everyone a serious favor. Hell, it may even get you a short supply of simp chips to cash in for free services occasionally. But seriously, just ask the girl to clean up. Most people wouldnt eat at a restaurant with a D/F grade health inspection, why endeavor with a GFE enchantress whod be condemned by the same health department. If you report gagging as you come out of a place you voluntarily spent an hr in, thats pretty wild lol.

  8. #69
    I accidentally started a thread years ago by accident. I heard she won't see old guys so she may not even be an option for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnCocksman  [View Original Post]
    I started this thread several years ago by accident. It was meant to be posted in Escort Reports. Had no idea I was supposed to be moderating it. Haven't seen her recently. I would try to coordinate visits with her when I was in the area for appointments at the VA hospital. Dont get to Salisbury often since I now go to the VA Clinic in Charlotte. Always had a great time with her. Never rushed, always respectful, and lots of good after action conversation. I dont know the story as to why the house is like that, but none of my business anyway and there's no reason to condemn or ridicule her for it. Never caught anything from her or from the house.

  9. #68

    Dollface Crystal

    I started this thread several years ago by accident. It was meant to be posted in Escort Reports. Had no idea I was supposed to be moderating it. Haven't seen her recently. I would try to coordinate visits with her when I was in the area for appointments at the VA hospital. Dont get to Salisbury often since I now go to the VA Clinic in Charlotte. Always had a great time with her. Never rushed, always respectful, and lots of good after action conversation. I dont know the story as to why the house is like that, but none of my business anyway and there's no reason to condemn or ridicule her for it. Never caught anything from her or from the house.

  10. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by BarneyFife  [View Original Post]
    Maybe it stays a mess so that she can hide cameras to make a documentary titled Dollface Diaries. I would hate to see a full body angle porn starring myself, lmao!
    Hope it's a wireless setup because the critters would eat the wires!

  11. #66

    Dollface Diaries

    Quote Originally Posted by LongStickMan  [View Original Post]
    Place is an absolute garbage center. As everyone says, monger at your own risk but I wouldn't recommend her to anyone even if I didn't like them. I felt dirty just sitting on her bed. I'm not a germo, but that place is just uncalled for. She's meh but so is all providers 3 or less. Unfortunate but true. With gas prices I'm going to start charging them for not looking like the pics.
    Maybe it stays a mess so that she can hide cameras to make a documentary titled Dollface Diaries. I would hate to see a full body angle porn starring myself, lmao!

  12. #65
    Quote Originally Posted by FreakyBoy  [View Original Post]
    I just don't get it either because she seems to keep herself together. So you would think if she takes the to clean herself up, that she would also take a few minutes to take care of the home.

    As for her size, she's not disgustingly huge but now with so many big people in the world she's probably considered average. Never seen her stomach as she hides that by keeping something around her waist.

    For me personally she's not my ideal body type but her enthusiasm makes her more attractive, however the house is really what keeps me away more than anything.
    Place is an absolute garbage center. As everyone says, monger at your own risk but I wouldn't recommend her to anyone even if I didn't like them. I felt dirty just sitting on her bed. I'm not a germo, but that place is just uncalled for. She's meh but so is all providers 3 or less. Unfortunate but true. With gas prices I'm going to start charging them for not looking like the pics.

  13. #64
    Quote Originally Posted by MayberryFloyd  [View Original Post]
    It's way more than a mess. Way more! It's fuckin' scary. The sad part is that it seems unnecessarily so.
    I just don't get it either because she seems to keep herself together. So you would think if she takes the to clean herself up, that she would also take a few minutes to take care of the home.

    As for her size, she's not disgustingly huge but now with so many big people in the world she's probably considered average. Never seen her stomach as she hides that by keeping something around her waist.

    For me personally she's not my ideal body type but her enthusiasm makes her more attractive, however the house is really what keeps me away more than anything.

  14. #63

    Dollface

    Quote Originally Posted by MayberryFloyd  [View Original Post]
    It's way more than a mess. Way more! It's fuckin' scary. The sad part is that it seems unnecessarily so.
    The place should be torn down. She is nice, I feel bad for saying this but when I left I felt like I had bugs crawling on me, and the smell had me gagging on the ride home.

  15. #62

    More than a mess

    Quote Originally Posted by Templar007  [View Original Post]
    I don't think she is bbw. She is not a skinny person at all. She does chooses her angles too. She doesn't like her stomach. But I think she is attractive person. The better question is can you put up with the mess? I would go see her again. But the number one thing stopping me is the mess. But that is just me. She also has a great personality.
    It's way more than a mess. Way more! It's fuckin' scary. The sad part is that it seems unnecessarily so.

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