Strip Club Reports

[BabyHuey]

I can't find very recent info or recommendations on the best strip clubs in Houston (this thread is a bit outdated and same with Reddit, etc). Would love to know the latest thinking / recommendations for the best strip club (and why in your opinion) in the Galleria area. I've seen Men's Club mentioned, as well as Treasures, Polekatz, the Vault and others. Would love thoughts on quality of establishment, cost, attractiveness, extras, etc.

No personal experience (I'm a NW Houston guy), but if you're looking for what I think you're looking for, Treasures is your best bet. If you like Cubans that barely speak English and don't mind traveling a bit, try Glamour Girls on Hempstead near Gessner. The girls there are pretty upfront about what is offered there.

[Rtz529]

I can't find very recent info or recommendations on the best strip clubs in Houston (this thread is a bit outdated and same with Reddit, etc). Would love to know the latest thinking / recommendations for the best strip club (and why in your opinion) in the Galleria area. I've seen Men's Club mentioned, as well as Treasures, Polekatz, the Vault and others. Would love thoughts on quality of establishment, cost, attractiveness, extras, etc.

[Hexecutive]

I never see much about this club here. Can anyone give me some current intel on the club (dance cost / VIP cost / couple friendly / all Cubans or some variety)? Will be in town in a couple of and the SO and me are looking to have some fun.

I have been a few times days. VIP is $150. Most girls will play in VIP. Almost all Latina girls. Most are regular type girls nothing too hot. Candy is your best show. Blonde. Fake tits. Nice ass. She down for almost everything. I have 2 girl. BB. And BBBJ with her. She will play in the main room once she gets to know you. Let me know when you go and I'll meet you there.

[DickyDoo]

I never see much about this club here. Can anyone give me some current intel on the club (dance cost / VIP cost / couple friendly / all Cubans or some variety)? Will be in town in a couple of and the SO and me are looking to have some fun.

[Hexecutive]

We will be in town in 2 weeks and I need recommendations on SC's I can take my SO who is BI. Are there any clubs that have a good mix of girls not just Cubans and are extras friendly?

Thanks.

Couples friendly clubs are going to be like Treasures. Cover girls. St James. Men's club. I think ritz does.

[DickyDoo]

We will be in town in 2 weeks and I need recommendations on SC's I can take my SO who is BI. Are there any clubs that have a good mix of girls not just Cubans and are extras friendly?

Thanks.

[Moonstone4781]

I'm planning my first ever trip to Houston strip clubs. The following clubs are on my short list:

Treasures.
St. James.
Chicas Locas.

What is the dress codes like at these clubs? I like to wear thin shorts (almost like athletic shorts) to make things more fun with the ladies. Do you all think I'd have any problems getting into these clubs with casual dress?

Closed-toe shoes and pants. It can be cargo shorts or tailored shorts. Just no drawstring athletic shorts.

[Sleeping Bag]

Avoid. This place is a total rip off. Even the VIP room is lame. Go elsewhere.

[Max #01]

Planning a trip to your fair city next month. When perusing reviews and listings on TUSCL, it seems as if nude clubs are few & far between when compared to the number of topless clubs. I favor nude clubs because I figure I want to see all the goods for the cash I'm going to shell out. If any of the clubs are noteworthy for extras, that would be good to know as well. Ethnicity doesn't matter; just fit & decent-looking girls. Happy to return the favor for DC and Baltimore!

[Daddu69]

$14 cover charge and the girls range from 5-9's. I found the prettiest girl whose name was Barbie. I bought two dances at $20 each and we used the translator app. She told me "everything" was $700 but wouldn't specify what that meant. Told her for that kinda money I need to be 100% what I'm getting. We parted ways. At the end of the day it's not a bad place but don't expect extras here.

They are not worth that kinda of money with no exact extras. I will say the last time I was there there was some fine ass women in there.

[BabyHuey]

$14 cover charge and the girls range from 5-9's. I found the prettiest girl whose name was Barbie. I bought two dances at $20 each and we used the translator app. She told me "everything" was $700 but wouldn't specify what that meant. Told her for that kinda money I need to be 100% what I'm getting. We parted ways. At the end of the day it's not a bad place but don't expect extras here.

That kinda money isn't worth it if she comes home with you and paints your house.

[RyanHarvey]

$14 cover charge and the girls range from 5-9's. I found the prettiest girl whose name was Barbie. I bought two dances at $20 each and we used the translator app. She told me "everything" was $700 but wouldn't specify what that meant. Told her for that kinda money I need to be 100% what I'm getting. We parted ways. At the end of the day it's not a bad place but don't expect extras here.

[Bobby Mann]

Wow, my post from 130 days ago is the last in this section, and I don't live anywhere near Houston.

But I'll try anyway. Can anyone give me info about Golddiggers? Any response is appreciated.

[Bobby Mann]

Has anyone been here? Supposed to be a combination gay / straight strip club. Is it open still? What was your experience, if you have visited?

https://www.instagram.com/blaqueroomhtx/

No responses when I posted 4 months ago, looks like it wasn't open then, but is now. Opened about a month ago. Has anyone been? Comments about it?

[Titanium19]

Firstly let me start by saying I'm not into very big and busy clubs.

I like lower volume less busy for the experience and more personal attention.

That is what Houston Dolls gives you.

Not too many dancers, but the vibe is nice.

Small club, more Latinas than white and black girls.

No Asians when I went.

Private dance rooms are a bonus.

$20 dance.

Cheap drinks.

All you can drink keg beer $10.

I went in with the mood for white girls.

Latinas approach you hard as they see a new Patton.

"Hey papi". Their name and "Juu want dance", polite decline and they don't push.

Saw one white spinner with horrible MM, but tight body, several distracting tattoos (satanic) if that bothers you.

Another white girl who allowed touch to everything and suck her boobs. MILF and slim.

Saw one black girl with everything legit natural and clapping cheeks, liked her bad. Personality went a long way, got an extra song.

Another white girl that tatted and pierced all over that she hardly had any white skin and her piercings (everywhere) were more than her natural holes. Daddy issues maybe.

And a Latina with pierced nipples and such a fat pussy that it was eating her thong. Allowed a Lotta access to her parts.

When she was done and saw me rock hard, the offer for BJ finish was made for $, but I declined.

Great staff and welcoming environment.

Downside. The girls hang out with guys way too long just chatting, so other guys there who want to see them just have to wait.

Or you ask the waitress to send her over.