Massage Parlor Reports

[FloridaGringo]

Wanted to see Amber again on 3/31 (5th time) before she rotates out. Get to spa as they open and greeted by Amber (5' 100 lb asian spinner, , doll face, MM B+, great body, shaved no tats). Parked in the big room and head to shower for quick standing clean up. Back to room where the fun begins.

She starts with kneeling BBBJ (decent) but what I want is her on the table. I park her on the table, lube up and P2 P her for a good 5 minutes until neither one of us can take it. I roll on the armor and do my thing. I pound on her for the next 40 minutes. Every position, angle and depth she takes like like a pro. Her squatting K9 is one of the best back-shots in the AMP game.

Getting her to pop is a mission but on her 2nd one she went limp. I gave a her a minute before I went scorched earth on her in standing mish and unloaded a rope that missed her mouth by an inch. We both launched. Quick cleanup shower and talked for the remaining few minutes. Most my sessions with her have gone over by 15+ minutes but today I had places to go plus there was a monger waiting for 10 minutes.

I didn't have a session with Amber when she was at smile spa back in August and she made sure to show me what I missed. Every session with her this month has been epic. She provided me everything I wanted and more. I look forward to her returning to Florida.

[FloridaGringo]

Headed to Missly on 3/28 for an AM session and drew Cindy. Cindy is 5'3" curvy asian MILF, decent looking for age, MM Full C / D's, child bearing hips, decent butt, small Bush. She doesn't fall into my normal profile of 30 something Asian spinners but there is something about her unapologetic MILF presence that turns me on. Wide hips, thick ass and legs, big fake cans pouring out of her slip on dress.

Cindy greets me, remembers me and parks me in a room, handle $. She returns, cleans my junk and strips down. Drops for a kneeling BBBJ. She has decent skill, BLS, decent hand work, no real DT. Once rock hard she rolled on armor, assumed her position on the table and I did my thing.

I ease in to her box and its soaked. I banged away on her for the next 35 minutes. No blocking, legs wide open taking it from all angles and depths. This woman is a fun fuck and she appreciates a good pounding. Her hands were moving over me with soft affection. She has popped several times and the session has run its course so I unload on her stomach.

Wipe down, standing shower, back to the room where we chat as the clock runs out.

[Nudeed]

Thirty-one days in a row.

You'd think I'd run out of places by now.

Didn't happen.

Orlando's Orchid on Oak Ridge.

...

Dropped in with no expectations.

That usually works better.

Rotation's been "unpredictable" lately.

Could've been Abby. Could've been Victoria. Could've been Bella.

Hard to say, really.

Small piggie had to make a tough call.

Didn't overthink it.

Saw Victoria.

That was enough.

Started easy.

No rush. No dead air. No forced pacing.

But more importantly. No hesitation.

Some sessions take time to find their rhythm.

This one didn't need to.

It was already there.

You can tell pretty quickly when someone's actually present.

Not just going through motions.

But actively reading you, reacting, adjusting.

This wasn't autopilot.

At one point she paused, smiled, and just shook her head like she already knew how it was going to play out.

Not surprised. Not guessing.

Just. Aware. Victoria really has improved a lot on her GFE since the beginning of the month. I get a feeling she's been doing too many 4 hands with Abby lately...

Victoria curled her lips into a sexy smirk and asked: "Feeling a little adventurous today, little piggie?

"It's your turn to give me a table shower today."

I leaned in slightly. She followed up with another classic Victoria one-liner:

"Little piggie, you better put your big man tits to good use and scrub me clean."

I just laughed.

That's the kind of dynamic you get once you've been around a while. Speak a little Chinese, build some familiarity. Suddenly it's not just a transaction anymore. It's playful. Personal. A little dangerous.

That's usually your signal.

From there, it smoothed out.

Less thinking. More flow.

The kind of session where you stop tracking time.

And just let it run.

There's always a moment where it either clicks. Or it doesn't.

No in-between.

This one clicked.

Not flawless.

But not forgettable.

...

If you see Victoria.

Tell her small piggie says hi.

(Use Google Translate if needed.)

Don't worry about explaining it.

She'll know.

I am told Victoria likes small piggie friends.

It might be helpful.

Could work with Abby or Bella too.

Same idea.

Abby and Bella LOVE little piggie friends!

Are you asking about other reviews of Orchid? I know there has only been dozens of them.

[FloridaGringo]

Made a morning run on 3/26 to Lavender and drew Vicky, first thought "she will do". Vicky 5'1" 120, Pretty face, decent body (recent birth signs), full B's, furry kitty.

Handle coin and off to TS. Standard O-town TS, soap up, slip and slide, cat bath, flip, more of the same plus a proper P2 P / CTS from tip to nuts and preview BBBJ (decent skill).

Back to the room, park her on table and resume the P2 P until neither one of us can take it. Roll on the armor and do my thing. Launch in standing mish and bring it up to ramming speed. The next 20 minutes I tested her limits and flexibility. She takes it like a pro and gets a few pops in. During a position change I hear her stomach rumble. She tells me she hasn't had breakfast. I encourage her go eat breakfast and send me another girl.

In walks Suki. Suki 5'5" 120, very pretty, very nice body, MM full B's, patch on kitty. Suki remembers me from Missly and drops for a solid BBBJ. Park her on the table, roll on new armor and blast away on her for 10 minutes until she pops. I take a quick break and she asks if she can finish her breakfast. Absolutely! Send me another girl.

In walks sugar. Sugar 5'3" 130, plain asian, full figure, shaved. She remembers me from a double with cute Tina at Missly. Drops for decent BBBJ, park her on the table, roll on the fresh armor and blast away on her for a few minutes and in walks Vicky. I want to get back to work on Vicky so Sugar hangs out with legs in the air and watches. I have 10 minutes left and need to unload.

Peel off the armor, lay down and Vicky climbs aboard for a great CTS with some hard grinding. As I unload grabs my junk and starts hosing me down. Clean up, quick shower and back to room for a few minutes of talking before I bolt.

Vicky is very accommodating, sweet, pretty face.

Suki is hot, great body. I was her first customer at Missly and we had a great time.

Sugar kept her dress around her waist and was the least engaged. She was more fun when she joined me and Tina in February.

Vicky gets a recommended on her P2 P play and pretty face.

Suki is a solid recommendation across the board.

Sugar, NO recommendation.

[Nudeed]

Where have you been man, I feel like it's been a minute. Welcome back.

Yes been on the side lines for a bit. Hope to dive in this weekend.

[HappyXxx]

It's damn catchy, just a good old fashioned ear worm! Well, maybe not "old fashioned" but you get the idea!

Yeah, I threw on while I had my air pods in in the gym today and went at it, people would only look my a little weird when I was rapping the chorus. LOL.

[HappyXxx]

Oh Jesus, here we go, another "tell 'em I sent you" guy...hahaha! I've been lurking on the Seattle forum for a couple of years as the lovely O-town girls sometimes tour there. There was some dude out there that would post on their forum to tell the girls you were friends with Big Monkey in order to get good service, that it would somehow "help you" or "be helpful". He has since been booted from that forum, but could you imagine walking into a spa and going, "I'm a friend of Big Monkey" having never met the dude and he never met you? LOL

I remember asking Kelly about that once last year when we were hanging out at Orchid, she told me she had just arrived from Seattle. I was like, "Oh, you must have been going by ***** out there?" She had rebranded like a lot of girls do when they travel. She was like how did you know that? I said I could tell by reading the details on the forum! I asked her, "Why does everyone out there have to say they know Big Monkey in order to get good service?" She just laughed and distracted with me with some of her "charms". I forgot all about it because who really gives a shit anyway!

My guess is that it's their way to track what business they are actually getting from readers on this website...versus RM, AMPREV, etc. And I would caution putting anything into a translation app that could be taken wrong with the slightest little typo. Hahaha!

Be safe, boys!

Oh, he got booted? That's hilarious!

[HappyXxx]

Asking where Kelly will be at? Top tier. But if want to keep incognito, I understand.

She at M&why.

[MarkGew]

Guys,

Which of these spas shows the girls actual pictures online with their true age in the Orlando vicinity? I'm looking for places that has pretty young ones (of course 18+) although the service might not be that great due to experience. I have been accustomed to AMP posting or sending pictures that is not that of the actual girl and this just gets to me which is why I am not much of an AMP person. Additionally, I am looking for FS with BBFS.

I've read about Meiji and Tokyo. I am actually coming from out of town and wanted to keep my option open if I have any free day.

TIA.

You might get a real picture occasionally, but age? Forget about it! Until, God forbid after a bust you see their mugshots and then you say, damn! 33! She said she was 21!... And looked like she was 19.....with asian girls add 10 years to whatever they say maybe more 🤣

[Suepaman]

I but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

Asking where Kelly will be at? Top tier. But if want to keep incognito, I understand.

[HappyXxx]

Oh boy, remember to stay hydrated and to come up for air once in a while! Hahaha, enjoy!

Thanks man, good looking out. LOL. Sometimes I forget to breathe!

[MikeFly]

Guys,

Which of these spas shows the girls actual pictures online with their true age in the Orlando vicinity? I'm looking for places that has pretty young ones (of course 18+) although the service might not be that great due to experience. I have been accustomed to AMP posting or sending pictures that is not that of the actual girl and this just gets to me which is why I am not much of an AMP person. Additionally, I am looking for FS with BBFS.

I've read about Meiji and Tokyo. I am actually coming from out of town and wanted to keep my option open if I have any free day.

TIA.

[BooBoo24]

but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

Oh boy, remember to stay hydrated and to come up for air once in a while! Hahaha, enjoy!

[BooBoo24]

If you see Victoria.

Tell her small piggie says hi.

(Use Google Translate if needed.)

Don't worry about explaining it.

She'll know.

I am told Victoria likes small piggie friends.

It might be helpful.

Could work with Abby or Bella too.

Same idea.

Abby and Bella LOVE little piggie friends!

Oh Jesus, here we go, another "tell 'em I sent you" guy...hahaha! I've been lurking on the Seattle forum for a couple of years as the lovely O-town girls sometimes tour there. There was some dude out there that would post on their forum to tell the girls you were friends with Big Monkey in order to get good service, that it would somehow "help you" or "be helpful". He has since been booted from that forum, but could you imagine walking into a spa and going, "I'm a friend of Big Monkey" having never met the dude and he never met you? LOL

I remember asking Kelly about that once last year when we were hanging out at Orchid, she told me she had just arrived from Seattle. I was like, "Oh, you must have been going by ***** out there?" She had rebranded like a lot of girls do when they travel. She was like how did you know that? I said I could tell by reading the details on the forum! I asked her, "Why does everyone out there have to say they know Big Monkey in order to get good service?" She just laughed and distracted with me with some of her "charms". I forgot all about it because who really gives a shit anyway!

My guess is that it's their way to track what business they are actually getting from readers on this website...versus RM, AMPREV, etc. And I would caution putting anything into a translation app that could be taken wrong with the slightest little typo. Hahaha!

Be safe, boys!

[RowdyReptile]

I agree I would say Ari just because we all know her, I'm sure the other girls might be good, but you're taking a chance. We know Dick Jackman is going to see all those other girls and he's always going give an honest review so I may wait for him to do his thing before I decide who I see later in the week but Kelly will be back tomorrow morning, so you know where I will be bright and early the next few mornings.

I hope she doesn't April Fool you tomorrow and not be there!

That would be a Boner downer.