Massage Parlor Reports

[morone99]

Hardly any place looks at a calendar and says it's the 1st ok new talent in, old talent out.

Doesn't work like that.

Just go when you have the desire (and time and cash!) and enjoy what you can.

So many places to try, even for a vet.

Ok, I can appreciate an honest answer, and you're giving it to me straight. No bull.

I'll be mongering on the 1st with the new rotation of girls. Thanks again.

[OrangeCreampie]

I was looking for some weekend adventure and went to Happy. They had a new girl named Baby so I decided to give her a try.

Baby came in wearing a tight dress and greeted me with a sweet smile. She looked attractive and I was pleased. I handed her the HF and tips, and discussed what I needed. Then we quickly disrobed.

When she was preparing for our session, I got some time to admire her nice petite body. She is slim even on the skinny side, MM C cups, good sized nipples, a firm ass, a flat stomach and a trimmed Bush kitty.

She asked me to lie on the table then wiped Jr for a quick cleanup. Next she hopped on for some LFK and DFK before working her way down to jr. She then gave me a sloppy BBBJ containing some BLS. I got hard quickly and wanted to taste her.

I laid her on her back and spent some time giving her a tongue bath and sucking on her boobs while using light digits. She seemed to want my dick in her mouth again so we switched positions and she flipped around for 69.

Soon I was ready so I tapped her ass and asked for the condom. She slowly mounted me in CG while letting out some deep sighs. She was pretty wet so no lube was needed. Even though she seemed a bit worried about my size there were no issues and she was a good sport as I worked her through mish, spoon, doggy, standing doggy, and then back to mish where I nutted hard. We did plenty of DFK throughout the session.

We were both pretty tired afterwards so she just lay beside me for a few minutes and we chatted a bit. She gave me leg and head massage before our time was up.

All in all, it was a great time with a cute petite C girl. Recommend.

[Cockyazn]

You get up. You drive to the AMP. You walk in and just ask for an hour massage and hand over the fee. Yes you've been there before and it's been about a month since last there. If she talks, feel free to talk. If she doesn't, then don't.

Some do previews, some don't. It's all a lie, as you will never know how long she's done this before: so don't ask just go.

There's no magic week for 'newcomers', or 'amateur night' !

I will sometimes as if she's new to place, or how long been here, I don't recognize you but you give great massage! Flatter, it works.

So get out there, roll the dice, and share. If it's a bust, we don't care, save up and do it again.

So where did you go? How was it?

Ok, I can appreciate an honest answer, and you're giving it to me straight. No bull.

I'll be mongering on the 1st with the new rotation of girls. Thanks again.

[Cockyazn]

While I have handful of fave masseuses and AMP's, sometimes I like to try a new spot out.

And there are so many new spots, part of my point.

There are days where I'd rather have the rush of what will this lady do, than going through the motions or passions of known commodity. Other times, just give me the known!

I post both ways, but not every time, has to be notable.

Names are not important. More often than not, the lady is not the name she tells you. Or next time you go and you ask for 'x', anyone can say that's me.

I've caught some in lies, so I give up remembering names. Many ladies want to tatoo their name on my arm so I come back to them. Sometimes sure, sometimes nope.

Many of the true hot girls, will not be there next month. The older ones are likely the ones to remain. I don't mind an older lady who knows what she's doing.

Trust me, several times, paying some attention to a veteran masseuse can get you mileage. They have needs too! Sometimes as end of her night, sometimes as the afternoon lone visitor!

As always, YMMV.

My heart rate is up thinking about some drinks and a walk into black AMP in car lot on Colorado! Who's in there, what does she do, what doesn't she do?

You should write for Panda Express fortune cookies. LOL.

It seems like you're a seasoned individual and you've probably been doing this for years. But respectfully, I'm not sure if I got any recommendations from all of that.

[morone99]

You get up. You drive to the AMP. You walk in and just ask for an hour massage and hand over the fee. Yes you've been there before and it's been about a month since last there. If she talks, feel free to talk. If she doesn't, then don't.

Some do previews, some don't. It's all a lie, as you will never know how long she's done this before: so don't ask just go.

There's no magic week for 'newcomers', or 'amateur night' !

I will sometimes as if she's new to place, or how long been here, I don't recognize you but you give great massage! Flatter, it works.

So get out there, roll the dice, and share. If it's a bust, we don't care, save up and do it again.

So where did you go? How was it?

How do you guys go about with Intel on who to try? I know that some spas give an exclusive preview sessions to their vips / repeats to pump up the market for the new rotation.

Are there any mongers here that can clarify on this?

Would appreciate the help on other spas too! This week I'll be hunting for sure!

[morone99]

While I have handful of fave masseuses and AMP's, sometimes I like to try a new spot out.

And there are so many new spots, part of my point.

There are days where I'd rather have the rush of what will this lady do, than going through the motions or passions of known commodity. Other times, just give me the known!

I post both ways, but not every time, has to be notable.

Names are not important. More often than not, the lady is not the name she tells you. Or next time you go and you ask for 'x', anyone can say that's me.

I've caught some in lies, so I give up remembering names. Many ladies want to tatoo their name on my arm so I come back to them. Sometimes sure, sometimes nope.

Many of the true hot girls, will not be there next month. The older ones are likely the ones to remain. I don't mind an older lady who knows what she's doing.

Trust me, several times, paying some attention to a veteran masseuse can get you mileage. They have needs too! Sometimes as end of her night, sometimes as the afternoon lone visitor!

As always, YMMV.

My heart rate is up thinking about some drinks and a walk into black AMP in car lot on Colorado! Who's in there, what does she do, what doesn't she do?

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

[Cockyazn]

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

How do you guys go about with Intel on who to try? I know that some spas give an exclusive preview sessions to their vips / repeats to pump up the market for the new rotation.

Are there any mongers here that can clarify on this?

Would appreciate the help on other spas too! This week I'll be hunting for sure!

[PropLA]

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

Yes, been wondering why this board recently had turned into experience posting for like 2 AMPs here only.

Feels like every 3-6 months, as I drive around there are new mp's popping up. More locations than time and money to get to!

With all their posts in various places, why don't we have postings for like three quarters of them?

I for one have posted on most but not all I've been to. Nothing special about some, and duplicative at others.

I also have a few go-to's for some stuff, but variety is the spice of life!

I enjoy Happy for that! But there's also a couple others that deliver something unique too.

What about the newer ones. Or are you all on here to just go to the last one with a couple great reviews?

That's a path too, can't go wrong.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Who's in?

[morone99]

Yes, been wondering why this board recently had turned into experience posting for like 2 AMPs here only.

Feels like every 3-6 months, as I drive around there are new mp's popping up. More locations than time and money to get to!

With all their posts in various places, why don't we have postings for like three quarters of them?

I for one have posted on most but not all I've been to. Nothing special about some, and duplicative at others.

I also have a few go-to's for some stuff, but variety is the spice of life!

I enjoy Happy for that! But there's also a couple others that deliver something unique too.

What about the newer ones. Or are you all on here to just go to the last one with a couple great reviews?

That's a path too, can't go wrong.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Who's in?

Hey Mongers, so I posted on the SGV area to see if I could get any further recommendations on the other AMPs in the area.

Let's be honest, there's a reason why Butterfly is a consistent name thrown here a lot. I think this is a very solid spot for the price and services! I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not expecting K-org level or C9 level of hotness.

I'm sure there's a lot of you who explores the the vast Pasadena area, are there other recommendations?

I've been seeing Happy here a lot.

There's a ton of reviews for Chinese Medical Spa, and for the price as well.

M Spa I heard is actually pretty top tier as well!

But if anyone can speak on first hand experiences on other places that would be great! Please, don't gatekeep!

I do understand that recommending the same spa over and over again can have the opposite effect of turning people away instead of singing high praises about it.

[Cockyazn]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Thank you, brother! I'm swamped this weekend, but hopefully during the week I'll pull the trigger! Thank you so much for the recommendation!

[Rocketron1006]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Patch!

[Vulva Nut]

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

[Cockyazn]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

[Leche]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?

[Cockyazn]

Had to check it out for myself. As the saying goes, sometimes you just have to eff around and find out.

Anyhow, Lisa is younger, I'd put her no older than 30. I agree, she's pretty. But. Her D cups are manmade. She has a full Bush. She gives an amateur massage tbh, but that's not a bad thing. She does get very wet, and she puts on a good show. She makes great noises while you go to town on her, and she's agreeable to just about every position. She's good, but I did catch a bit of an attitude, which is a little off-putting, especially since the gals are usually a little nicer. We'll chalk that one up to her not having breakfast yet (I saw them cooking up some rice). $$ in all.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?