Massage Parlor Reports

[Dildo Baggens]

Nothing says "Sexy" more than a 55 year old cleaning lady smelling like "Pledge de Limon" decked out with a feather duster!

Bro, I just got deja vu LOL.

Once at a Latin MP on Francisquito in Baldwin Park, the cleaning lady maybe 55 yrs old lets me in and shows me to a room

and after about 10 minutes she walks with beat up ass makeup, high heels, in a dress, and smelling like cheap perfume - talking about what service I wanted. I ran out of that place so fast! LMAO

I stay away from the latinas, they tend to be lazy, in a rush and no BBBJ.

[PhoKingAwesome]

Is this Acu-Care in BP on Franscisquito?

That's the one. Some months they have mid or mid Latinas who are picky. I've been lucky recently and Crystal works on Monday and she'll allow daty. Very good suction and loves kissing me on the cheek and some LFK during the session.

[Cockyazn]

Ivy Spa in BP gave me a 2 for 1 horror story. I came in and saw an old Asian MMS. She told me there were 2 girls available and my choice was either an old Asian woman or a really husky Hispanic Humpty Dumpty who insulted me by saying I was broke for not wanting to give her $$ for everything covered when I originally asked for my HF back so I could escape. Old Asian lady with Miss ChokesonDick tits came in next and that's when I was happy to donate my. 5 just to get out of there.

PS. I miss the days when we had Mike in Ontario his is top shelf selection of young Latinas who provided GFE with little more.

Oh man. I guess I have to rethink my visits with these spas that claim they have so-called MILFS.

I'm not as experienced or seasoned as the rest of the crew here, so it's nice to read up on real ass experiences that tell you what's up! I've never considered seeing the lineup before handing over the HF. Good to know as well!

[Raider1206]

Unfortunately, places like this still exist. The mamasan demanded the HF upfront, and she was either grumpy or just not in the mood to bs. I walked into a spot like that recently she immediately asked for the funds. When I asked if I could see the lineup first, she insisted on the HF before anything else. I just turned around, and left. As I was walking out, I could hear her calling after me, 'Wait, come back!

Nah, I'd rather let a place like that rot.

Yea once I get that attitude I'm out. I don't play games with them.

[AppleBottomFdr]

Ivy and A&C / ACU Spa was never an issue for me so I was set in my ways. Ivy is no longer on my list but I still give the HF to the nice Korean MMS at A&C because she always has some decent Latinas when I'm in the mood.

Is this Acu-Care in BP on Franscisquito?

[PhoKingAwesome]

Sheesh mongers are giving HF in advance of seeing lineup? I always try to ask for lineup before handing over the HF. You lose more control when the paper is out of your hands.

If they insist on you handing over HF first, then I judge whoever let me in. If they're not my type, I ask to walk. Usually the intent of walking makes them call out to the back for role call.

As always, YMMV. Cheers.

Ivy and A&C / ACU Spa was never an issue for me so I was set in my ways. Ivy is no longer on my list but I still give the HF to the nice Korean MMS at A&C because she always has some decent Latinas when I'm in the mood.

[WifisFuneral]

Sheesh mongers are giving HF in advance of seeing lineup? I always try to ask for lineup before handing over the HF. You lose more control when the paper is out of your hands.

If they insist on you handing over HF first, then I judge whoever let me in. If they're not my type, I ask to walk. Usually the intent of walking makes them call out to the back for role call.

As always, YMMV. Cheers.

Unfortunately, places like this still exist. The mamasan demanded the HF upfront, and she was either grumpy or just not in the mood to bs. I walked into a spot like that recently she immediately asked for the funds. When I asked if I could see the lineup first, she insisted on the HF before anything else. I just turned around, and left. As I was walking out, I could hear her calling after me, 'Wait, come back!

Nah, I'd rather let a place like that rot.

[Tccolim]

...when I was happy to donate my. 5 just to get out of there

Sheesh mongers are giving HF in advance of seeing lineup? I always try to ask for lineup before handing over the HF. You lose more control when the paper is out of your hands.

If they insist on you handing over HF first, then I judge whoever let me in. If they're not my type, I ask to walk. Usually the intent of walking makes them call out to the back for role call.

As always, YMMV. Cheers.

[PhoKingAwesome]

Bro, I just got deja vu LOL.

Once at a Latin MP on Francisquito in Baldwin Park, the cleaning lady maybe 55 yrs old lets me in and shows me to a room

and after about 10 minutes she walks with beat up ass makeup, high heels, in a dress, and smelling like cheap perfume - talking about what service I wanted. I ran out of that place so fast! LMAO

I stay away from the latinas, they tend to be lazy, in a rush and no BBBJ.

Ivy Spa in BP gave me a 2 for 1 horror story. I came in and saw an old Asian MMS. She told me there were 2 girls available and my choice was either an old Asian woman or a really husky Hispanic Humpty Dumpty who insulted me by saying I was broke for not wanting to give her $$ for everything covered when I originally asked for my HF back so I could escape. Old Asian lady with Miss ChokesonDick tits came in next and that's when I was happy to donate my. 5 just to get out of there.

PS. I miss the days when we had Mike in Ontario his is top shelf selection of young Latinas who provided GFE with little more.

[Danny2]

I remember a decade and a half ago I went to a Latin MP off Glendora. The room was really dark and the gal that came in looked average, and appeared just slightly overweight. When the pretense of a massage was through, we decided on a price for full service. When she began to remove her clothing, I heard this great roar of a large Velcro strap being unleashed and to my horror beheld a humongous muffin top, which practically covered her entire crotch region! I instinctively jumped up from the table and without explanation, dressed and got the hell out of there. Thank God in those days you didn't have to give the money upfront.

DB.

Bro, I just got deja vu LOL.

Once at a Latin MP on Francisquito in Baldwin Park, the cleaning lady maybe 55 yrs old lets me in and shows me to a room

and after about 10 minutes she walks with beat up ass makeup, high heels, in a dress, and smelling like cheap perfume - talking about what service I wanted. I ran out of that place so fast! LMAO

I stay away from the latinas, they tend to be lazy, in a rush and no BBBJ.

[Dildo Baggens]

I remember a decade and a half ago I went to a Latin MP off Glendora. The room was really dark and the gal that came in looked average, and appeared just slightly overweight. When the pretense of a massage was through, we decided on a price for full service. When she began to remove her clothing, I heard this great roar of a large Velcro strap being unleashed and to my horror beheld a humongous muffin top, which practically covered her entire crotch region! I instinctively jumped up from the table and without explanation, dressed and got the hell out of there. Thank God in those days you didn't have to give the money upfront.

DB.

Usually I avoid Latinas they either overcharge like crazy or can get super sassy. Back in 2019 during COVID, I hit up this spot down by Third Street in East LA. The girl looked me straight in the eyes and goes, "I can only give you a HJ with a rubber on because of COVID. " ever since then I never seen a latina in my life. I got long life trauma after that incident.

[OakOak22]

Usually I avoid Latinas they either overcharge like crazy or can get super sassy. Back in 2019 during COVID, I hit up this spot down by Third Street in East LA. The girl looked me straight in the eyes and goes, "I can only give you a HJ with a rubber on because of COVID. " ever since then I never seen a latina in my life. I got long life trauma after that incident.

This is so fucking funny.

[Drillsergeant]

FYI, Last day for Banana at moon beauty spa in garden grove is this Wednesday 3/25.

I just read Vstman's review! Wow! What a Queen! I won't be able to make it because I actually have my eye on Leisure to see if I can catch Bella again, or see the highly recommended Luna! I love spinners!

[Cockyazn]

They're Milfs, not spinners.

DING! DING! DING! Did someone say Milfs? Yes, I knew I read this somewhere!

Please. My brother from another MILF Mother. Who are the milfs that you can refer to me! I have my butter ready and I'll drive to this place, right now!

[Enice]

Hello! I stopped by BB spa. Old lady at front desk. She asked how long massage. I said 1 hr and masked if I could choose the girl. She asked if she is ok. Umm, she like over 50 I think. Maybe if she paid me like $$ Hard no so I left. I didn't think at the time but I probably should have asked if Angela or Vivi were there from your reviews. Can anyone tell me would that have worked or is there a way to get decently young girl?

I meant to post this in the massage parlor section in Orange County.