Massage Parlor Reports

[Manager9]

I for one appreciate the honest feedback. Now I won't waste time or $$. Shanghai / Best are normally pretty good and lord knows they have had a really good run for 12-18 mos. Very now and then we will all be underwhelmed or have a less than stellar visit. Its bound to happen. I generally don't have consecutive subpar visits but then again I probably only visit at max twice a month, if that. I also tend to do lots of homework and will often try to catch who I think might appeal to me early in the month if possible.

Best was best when it was new and very few were going. Now it may have surpassed Shanghai in traffic. Might be time to scout out new and less travelled territory up north. But not sure anyone can match what Best and Shanghai offer. I tend to text MMS (whoever she is) and make appts and ensure I'm not getting shuffled around when I visit. Like Kdoggy I'm not waiting more than a few minutes, particularly when I've made an appt.

Speaking of new and less travelled. Does anyone have any decent prospects. Young, milfy, older. As long as they are attractive, sexy and provide a great massage I'm open to explore.

There are plenty UTR shops if you take time to scroll a few pages. I do not want to spoil them by providing them at the top of the board to low effort mongers because they will ruin those shops. The ladies might not be as hot as Q or Best but if you are looking for an experience rather than banging a hot 20 year old then you can go there. I do agree that frequently recommended spots have become very busy (although many review do not mention it) and are not worth frequenting because they short on time and rush, which I absolutely hate. The other option is to pay $$$ but I'd rather go back to by hometown (Vancouver) where $$$ gets you a solid 10/10 (any ethnicity) who will BBBJ and suck your soul out of your post nut cock and won't short you on time.

[Trappin1719]

Sounds like the bloom is off the rose. That's exactly why I started directing the action. I had no doubt by the absolutely horrible massage she was doing, that she would want to do it the entire time and then try to get me to pop in the last 5 minutes.

The massage was literally her just barely pressing both hands flat up and down my body. Almost like softly pushing / rocking me depending on the angle. It wasn't slow, it wasn't sensual or erotic in any way, shape or form.

She is super pretty and very soft and sexy. If she put in some effort any dude would have a great time with her because she's that good looking. I would've been happy just cuddling up to her for the 25 minutes I got shorted. At least you got the full time, sort of.

I for one appreciate the honest feedback. Now I won't waste time or $$. Shanghai / Best are normally pretty good and lord knows they have had a really good run for 12-18 mos. Very now and then we will all be underwhelmed or have a less than stellar visit. Its bound to happen. I generally don't have consecutive subpar visits but then again I probably only visit at max twice a month, if that. I also tend to do lots of homework and will often try to catch who I think might appeal to me early in the month if possible.

Best was best when it was new and very few were going. Now it may have surpassed Shanghai in traffic. Might be time to scout out new and less travelled territory up north. But not sure anyone can match what Best and Shanghai offer. I tend to text MMS (whoever she is) and make appts and ensure I'm not getting shuffled around when I visit. Like Kdoggy I'm not waiting more than a few minutes, particularly when I've made an appt.

Speaking of new and less travelled. Does anyone have any decent prospects. Young, milfy, older. As long as they are attractive, sexy and provide a great massage I'm open to explore.

[Freaky360]

Saw her twice. Overall service: 6/10. Body and face 9/10.

She's kinda shy and she is definitely on the younger side. Very pretty face and MM D's and cleanly shaved. Noticed toned legs, felt good to touch.
My first visit was good. Good massage. The on the flip, starts with LFK with kitty bath. One of those that stick their tongue out. Slow and sensual BBBJ. 69. CFS mish. She is pretty tight and had no problem finishing in the bag. Then cuddled a few minutes afterward. Overall good experience. Couldn't wait to come back and see her because usually repeat visits get better.
I was wrong. Second visit was not as good. I don't know if she remembed me but she definitely was not as enthusiastic. Asked for a softer massage this time and it was one of the worst massages. She used her elbows and knees first time but I don't really enjoy that much so that's why I asked for a softer massage. My second visit service overall was similar to another monger below. Felt like she was making no attempt to do a decent massage. Just caressed my body up and down. And it was a looong massage. I counted the time after the visit so I think she massaged me for like 40 minutes and only 10 minutes of fun. I don't know if she was extra tired but I went around the same time as my first visit which was around 12pm. But still had no problem finishing in bag in mish because I do find her very hot. I would've liked longer BBBJ or something over a poor massage. Would've given overall 7.5 service if the second visit was just as good. Don't think I'm gonna repeat again.

Sounds like the bloom is off the rose. That's exactly why I started directing the action. I had no doubt by the absolutely horrible massage she was doing, that she would want to do it the entire time and then try to get me to pop in the last 5 minutes.

The massage was literally her just barely pressing both hands flat up and down my body. Almost like softly pushing / rocking me depending on the angle. It wasn't slow, it wasn't sensual or erotic in any way, shape or form.

She is super pretty and very soft and sexy. If she put in some effort any dude would have a great time with her because she's that good looking. I would've been happy just cuddling up to her for the 25 minutes I got shorted. At least you got the full time, sort of.

[KrDoggy]

MMS sent me a pic this morning, I was dubious as always but I love very slender girls, so decided to drive and give it a try.

This visit started poorly, met at the door by Baby (looked very nice) and was sent to a couch, I started my 10 minute timer to leave. Its a total boner kill to wait around while my girl is with another dude. At ten minutes on the dot (after warning both MMSs) I got up and headed towards the door, actually made it outside the shop but was practically chased down by Eve. She looked to good to keep walking but I was pretty wary of a poor session.

Eve is very slender, I won't say skinny because she has small bones and very nice shape, nice MMs with eraser nipples, and just an extremely attractive face, really lovely. Add the review key phrases now. - She is also very bubbly and vivacious and absolutely loves to kiss (all true). Just a delightful girl to be around, quite young, can't be more that mid twenties. She will be very popular.

Time to unleash the Doggy "system" (its great on the young-ins"). I asked her to lay down (after some DFK of course) and I gave her a nice massage and she just beamed. Finished the massage with an oral warm water bath on her rear end and genitals. She giggled with delight. Flipped her over, Eve more DFK, worked those cans and sucked on those nipples. Finally moved to the kitty, gave it gentle strokes, then alternated warm and cold water baths. Eve kept looking at me with amazement and giving me double thumbs up, kind of cracking me up, but I tried to keep my game face on. She is very expressive.

Next I said it was her turn for tricks and she obliged, both hot and cold water plunges for my unit. Nice 69 as well. I was ready for entry now and she got the cover and I got up and asked for standing mish, mercy, very tight. Eve gave me a super intense face, then as I started stroking an exaggerated "O" face that was too funny. I don't think I gave her any Os as she was working all morning, she she really wanted to let me know she was enjoying things. We progressed to great doggy with her squatting on the table, lots of verbal encouragement, then she got on top for CG and ACG, once again her expressions priceless. Finished with doggy on the table (she squatted low again, love the shape), then intense mish and face up prone. All great but I never popped. Maybe I'm fucking too much, or maybe following another dude so close buzz killed me. But 100% not her fault, trust me, that tight twat and that enthusiasm is going to rack up many scores. I'll be back to deposit my loads.

She was determined to make it happen orally and with her hands and although it felt great, I only come inside women these days, no hand or mouth. I finally waved her off and thought our time was up but she asked to give me a massage, not this place's specialty, but what the heck. Pleasant surprise it was a very strong (especially for such a slight girl) and very skilled massage. Felt absolutely great.

Finally sent me on my way, devious MMS who came to the shop and slapped me on the butt as I massaged Eve now nowhere to be found (pretty she she could have got me off LOL).

Story of my life.

Anyway, Eve is Doggy Approved, she has all the spark that has been lacking in other Shanghai reviews lately, she will do great in this area.

[PurpleMist]

Saw her twice. Overall service: 6/10. Body and face 9/10.

She's kinda shy and she is definitely on the younger side. Very pretty face and MM D's and cleanly shaved. Noticed toned legs, felt good to touch.
My first visit was good. Good massage. The on the flip, starts with LFK with kitty bath. One of those that stick their tongue out. Slow and sensual BBBJ. 69. CFS mish. She is pretty tight and had no problem finishing in the bag. Then cuddled a few minutes afterward. Overall good experience. Couldn't wait to come back and see her because usually repeat visits get better.
I was wrong. Second visit was not as good. I don't know if she remembed me but she definitely was not as enthusiastic. Asked for a softer massage this time and it was one of the worst massages. She used her elbows and knees first time but I don't really enjoy that much so that's why I asked for a softer massage. My second visit service overall was similar to another monger below. Felt like she was making no attempt to do a decent massage. Just caressed my body up and down. And it was a looong massage. I counted the time after the visit so I think she massaged me for like 40 minutes and only 10 minutes of fun. I don't know if she was extra tired but I went around the same time as my first visit which was around 12pm. But still had no problem finishing in bag in mish because I do find her very hot. I would've liked longer BBBJ or something over a poor massage. Would've given overall 7.5 service if the second visit was just as good. Don't think I'm gonna repeat again.

[Freaky360]

But I am friends with many and with several MMSs, that makes me a WK to some, I could care less.

As I mentioned before, I've run into a few girls where it was clear immediately they are not into me, it sucks. Often a girl that made a bad career choice.

There are plenty of others around that should make you happy.

It wasn't directed at you sir. .

[Trappin1719]

This post reads disturbing on many levels and I don't mean the services provided. You need a new approach man. This is gross.

I sorta see what you mean. The vibe you want with these ladies is one of collaboration and team work rather than taking a more dogmatic approach as if they are your servant. He may not have been doing that but his writings have that feel. Once you establish collaboration then you can progress to more dominant or submissive activities based on what the lady prefers and is cool with.

[Gibs789]

So what's more important to me are the patterns of reviews or certain keywords I like. For instance, if barely any reviews mention a bubbly attitude, kissing, etc. , I likely won't match well, but if many do, there's a better chance though not guaranteed. To me service is king, I don't care how hot someone is. I'll take a mid girl with amazing service over a stunner who just starfishes.

Great description of a productive interpretive approach for the reviews. Well done.

[Kjunwing]

I had a bad experience with one of the girls at shanghai a month or two ago and she had nothing but great reviews. It happens.

She was smoking hot for sure. I was like, "Bummer it won't be her" because I got the vibe immediately that she found me repulsive. I figured she might get the old mamasan to come take care of me and tbh I probably would've had a better time. I am not super picky. I'd rather a super fun time with a solid 5 lady than a total dud with a level 9 stunner.

Once I got in the room and got ready, I was watching the tablet with the security cams and saw one dude leave, and then she was just outside the door arguing with someone on the phone. Probably bitching that she had to be the one to service me.

I don't get down that way much so I don't frequent any places really. There's nothing solid up Skagit and north from there unless you want to cross the border. Probably will be a while before I try something new unless I get rock solid intel before hitting them up.

I have a few UTR providers I normally go to but the only problem with them is timing. None of them have any time management skills and I had to keep on a time schedule with no room for time wasting shenanigans. I figured Shanghai would be a decent bet but I lost the dice roll on that one. I love Asian women so I've always enjoyed AMPs through the years and never really had a bad experience with them.

I'm heading for a trip to SEA in a few months, so that is my light at the end of my mongering tunnel. .

[Kjunwing]

Stopped by an hour before close to try Summer and it was busy. 3-4 cars in the parking lot. I met her briefly one time after I saw Winnie.

She's 5'4, nice natural Cs, pretty face. Late 20's, clean shaved pussy, nice ass.

Started off with a nice massage, DFK, long BBBJ, 69, acg, rcg (made her cum and the sheets were wet), mish, doggy, ended in standing mish.

Very positive experience. She made we feel welcomed and didn't rush me. After the main event, we kissed and cuddled and she tried to get me to go another round haha.

Face 8.5/10 Body 8/10 Service 8.5/10. She asked me what I liked and try to make me happy. Didn't feel mechanical. YMMV.

[HelloThar]

Great providers make everyone feel good, but those are rare. When its it clear the girl is not into it I just want to get the fuck out, this looks bad for the girl so it sometime changes their attitude but its usually too late. I intensely dislike being somewhere I am not wanted, and hate arguing or negotiating when I am supposed to be having fun. But for an occasional monger its a big waste of time and money to cut things short, most of us just try to get that nut busted and move on, but my chances of popping are pretty low when I feel the girl does not want to be there.

I passed this original review to MMS and she said "adjustments will be made. "

I've had cases even where if a session goes that poorly, I'd rather not even bust and save it for someone who deserves it.

Bit petty, but I could just jerk off if that was the only end goal.

Also, if a girl has had a bad experience prior to seeing you, sometimes there's nothing you can do to change her attitude no matter how nice you are.

[KrDoggy]

But I am friends with many and with several MMSs, that makes me a WK to some, I could care less.

As I mentioned before, I've run into a few girls where it was clear immediately they are not into me, it sucks. Often a girl that made a bad career choice.

There are plenty of others around that should make you happy.

She didn't mind it, it was ticklish and made her squirm and she kept giggling. If she didn't mind me doing it, I wouldn't force her. She didn't want to do any other positions and I didn't make her. She was repulsed way before I touched her feet LOL.

Good to know there's WK's for the AMP scene too LOL.

[Freaky360]

I had a similar reaction, she may have been repulsed by actions more than looks. I'm guessing check ahead on the foot stuff, although most might not mind.

She didn't mind it, it was ticklish and made her squirm and she kept giggling. If she didn't mind me doing it, I wouldn't force her. She didn't want to do any other positions and I didn't make her. She was repulsed way before I touched her feet LOL.

Good to know there's WK's for the AMP scene too LOL.

[Vator2]

On my way home from up north I decided to stop half way and visits Best.

Greeted and escorted to a room, watching the TV's lots of traffic.

Judy came in and greeted me, grabbed my hand and took me too a different room.

She is hott nice C's and a very sweet bubble butt. Little girl, skinny ish.

A couple kisses and clothes came off. She did some cleaning and checking my equipment.

Then a very nice BBBJ, I had to stop her so I could taste her, and CFS began.

Judy likes it alittle rough and hard and fast.

Finished clean up and then a very nice massage.

[KrDoggy]

I had a similar reaction, she may have been repulsed by actions more than looks. I'm guessing check ahead on the foot stuff, although most might not mind.

This post reads disturbing on many levels and I don't mean the services provided. You need a new approach man. This is gross.