Massage Parlor Reports

**NamesTheGoblin** · Yesterday 16:07

Went to lulu the other day after I posted, just out of curiosity more than anything.

The massage was painful. Very painful. They apparently found knots in my lower back and hip that they were putting their entire weight and force behind.

After that the ending was standard. Ended up giving myself a facial at the end, which is always fun. I think I will stick to TNC because they have the sauna and shower.

Paid sixty five for the massage, and 1. 5 times that as the tip.

**BeanLicker** · 03-24-26 13:57

Originally Posted by Ssmile [View Original Post]

Sooooo. Not seeing any posts and because I am a sucker for a good nuru, I figured I would TOFT. Pulled the trigger a couple weeks ago but been busy and couldn't post until now. Definitely not the one in the pics (we all knew that) and a bit older than stated on stg. She actually looks much like this girl, could be sisters. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/003756491665.

Wanted 250 hr. Not knowing what I would end up with, I chose hhr for 150. Comms were easy. Got to hotel (first sign not actually a nuru). Got room number after about a 5 min wait (was in shower she said). Got there, yep, no nuru but she was in lace undies and bra. Had me strip and get on the bed for reg massage. Well about 2 min of some light oil on my back, no teasing and she hadn't removed anything yet, she has me flip. Starts a BBBJ for about 1 min, long enough to get me hard then wants to put condom on and get it over. I asked for daty. She had no problem with this. After about 5 min, when she was starting to enjoy it a little too much, wanted me to stop daty so she could get on top and finish me off. We did. Just felt like she was rushing to get me finished as fast as possible.

The good: For her age, she looks good (oh and her nipples are about 1. 5 inches long, best I have seen in a long while), is nice and not rude at all, no signs of habits.

The bad: Felt rushed from start to finish, not really into it, not the girl in the pic or even close to the same age (probably early 40's) and didn't provide the advertised service.

Will not repeat and personally, I suggest no one else does unless she gets real pics and gives what is advertised.

Thanks for the review, there was another person I reached out to and gave up on because she was advertising Nuru in hotel. Not possible IMO I think Erin tried advertising that too and if you've had Nuru you know what a mess it is to everything yourself included. Too bad she doesn't post actual pics I could go for a 40 something lace wearing MILF who will ride and has long tips LOL.

**DavidBlue** · 03-23-26 22:10

Originally Posted by BeanLicker [View Original Post]

How much do you pay? Certainly ok to disagree on things that's the benefit of the board not everything is gospel or agreed by all. I know with Megan you need to be polite and she can also go off on people so I fall into the pleasant client side, so it definitely felt out of the ordinary for me that she went unhinged in text. Attitude matters a lot to my experience with someone so I will not waste time and money further with her. Past performance is not an indicator of future experiences and a provider will lose my business fast if they decide to turn into a b*tch. She can decide to make it right but I have already moved on and will put a few others into my backup plan.

I've generally paid $180-200 for a full hour and even a bit longer. Never shorted. I'm a little hesitant to put anything out there about services as she's a little paranoid about anything and everything to do with this site as she's convinced the issues Milan went through were directly connected to this site. I'll just say this about the time spent with her - it was everything I could have expected or wanted. She's still one of the best. Treat her well and she'll reciprocate.

**UtrGuy** · 03-23-26 21:51

Originally Posted by NamesTheGoblin [View Original Post]

Hey guys! Haven't gone anywhere for a while, and was wondering what's good and what's not?

I used to go to TNC, are they still open and doing good?

I've heard Lulus in Lowell opened recently. Anyone go recently and lmk what their prices are, and if they even do HE?

(TNC was my favorite place to go to a few months ago, because they werent shy with kissing, anyplace around still does that?)

TNC is still fun and probably the best choice for more than standard Asian service. I always enjoy my time with Lulu herself but her girls have been kinda hit or miss.

**Ssmile** · 03-23-26 21:51

Sooooo. Not seeing any posts and because I am a sucker for a good nuru, I figured I would TOFT. Pulled the trigger a couple weeks ago but been busy and couldn't post until now. Definitely not the one in the pics (we all knew that) and a bit older than stated on stg. She actually looks much like this girl, could be sisters. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/003756491665.

Wanted 250 hr. Not knowing what I would end up with, I chose hhr for 150. Comms were easy. Got to hotel (first sign not actually a nuru). Got room number after about a 5 min wait (was in shower she said). Got there, yep, no nuru but she was in lace undies and bra. Had me strip and get on the bed for reg massage. Well about 2 min of some light oil on my back, no teasing and she hadn't removed anything yet, she has me flip. Starts a BBBJ for about 1 min, long enough to get me hard then wants to put condom on and get it over. I asked for daty. She had no problem with this. After about 5 min, when she was starting to enjoy it a little too much, wanted me to stop daty so she could get on top and finish me off. We did. Just felt like she was rushing to get me finished as fast as possible.

The good: For her age, she looks good (oh and her nipples are about 1. 5 inches long, best I have seen in a long while), is nice and not rude at all, no signs of habits.

The bad: Felt rushed from start to finish, not really into it, not the girl in the pic or even close to the same age (probably early 40's) and didn't provide the advertised service.

Will not repeat and personally, I suggest no one else does unless she gets real pics and gives what is advertised.

Originally Posted by OhDirtyBastard [View Original Post]

Photos are of someone on Instagram who seems to live near the east coast. Maybe the same person and now she lives here? I haven't seen any reviews posted either way.

-ODB.

**NamesTheGoblin** · 03-23-26 18:48

Hey guys! Haven't gone anywhere for a while, and was wondering what's good and what's not?

I used to go to TNC, are they still open and doing good?

I've heard Lulus in Lowell opened recently. Anyone go recently and lmk what their prices are, and if they even do HE?

(TNC was my favorite place to go to a few months ago, because they weren’t shy with kissing, anyplace around still does that?)

**UtrGuy** · 03-23-26 10:57

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

It seems that it gets good reviews and I see the name Ashley brought up quite a bit. Is she the best one to see there? Good looking, nice personality and playful? How's the roaming or extras? I plan on trying it hopefully this week but want to make sure of who's the best to ask for there. Feel free to pm me if you'd like or post. Thanks.

It's probably been over a year since I've seen ashley there. She wasn't the most playful but she was funny and I always thought she was younger and attractive. A+ massage. Tip usually matches door fee unless they go above and beyond standard service.

**Love The Lips** · 03-23-26 09:37

It seems that it gets good reviews and I see the name Ashley brought up quite a bit. Is she the best one to see there? Good looking, nice personality and playful? How's the roaming or extras? I plan on trying it hopefully this week but want to make sure of who's the best to ask for there. Feel free to pm me if you'd like or post. Thanks.

**LeafyRhino1** · 03-23-26 07:25

Originally Posted by RickDee [View Original Post]

Reached out to Eve a day before I had some time available; she responded real quick, she was easy to set time with for a morning visit. Unfortunately she was super late giving me directions, so it was 10 minutes before the time and I found I was 15 min away. I ended up getting there before her anyway. . . Apparently she had some car trouble with a loaner vehicle, etc so I waited a while, about 20 minutes.

Positive. Pretty much everything else. The location was a huge good surprise. It's in a nice business complex, with a really nice little studio. She looks FANTASTIC. Small A cups but she looks fit and in shape, great big smile and upbeat attitude. Nude right away, her hips / backside is incredible, and she knows what she's doing with it to tease you. Right to work, and work she did. Eve offered to make right the late start and it was all good. She about put me in a coma on that table. Will definitely repeat.

https://tryst.link/massage/evedior-420

Well this has me very interested in scheduling something after my next payday!

I like the flat rate, how limited are her offerings?

**BeanLicker** · 03-22-26 22:10

Originally Posted by DavidBlue [View Original Post]

Respectfully, I disagree. I know the difference between a review and a conversation but for all practical purposes, they serve the exact same purpose on this board. A guy can read a review or read about a conversation and come to the same conclusion. You're either going to see that provider or you're not, based on either.

Re Megan, again, she's been at this a long time. Girls in this type of business don't last as long as she has unless they are doing something right. Nope she's not a 20 yo but I'll take her experience and price per session any day. Not to mention her location is very nice, private and discreet. And I really don't get the attitude thing. I've never experienced it. For me, it's just kind of on the wrong side of town. Otherwise, I'd be seeing her much more regularly than I have.

Which makes me wonder, why does it seem like most MP's and MT's are on the SE end of town, like Kentwood, Cascade etc. ?

How much do you pay? Certainly ok to disagree on things that's the benefit of the board not everything is gospel or agreed by all. I know with Megan you need to be polite and she can also go off on people so I fall into the pleasant client side, so it definitely felt out of the ordinary for me that she went unhinged in text. Attitude matters a lot to my experience with someone so I will not waste time and money further with her. Past performance is not an indicator of future experiences and a provider will lose my business fast if they decide to turn into a b*tch. She can decide to make it right but I have already moved on and will put a few others into my backup plan.

**DavidBlue** · 03-22-26 18:46

Originally Posted by BeanLicker [View Original Post]

I think you're confusing reviews and conversations, as well as who wrote what. I have seen her before and paid right around $150 an hour at her request, no negotiation. Twice now I have asked her for a visit when I can't land something younger, hotter and less bushy and her reply back to me was 140 hhr minimum. She can charge what she wants, I can keep my wallet shut too. I don't care if I am getting older, I pay for sex and sexy experiences. My problem isn't aging out, that's on the provider. They age out of stripping faster than prostituting and yes even grandma Megan can still show a decent time but I will not defend attitude and prices that can find me a woman like Saisha just down the road.

Respectfully, I disagree. I know the difference between a review and a conversation but for all practical purposes, they serve the exact same purpose on this board. A guy can read a review or read about a conversation and come to the same conclusion. You're either going to see that provider or you're not, based on either.

Re Megan, again, she's been at this a long time. Girls in this type of business don't last as long as she has unless they are doing something right. Nope she's not a 20 yo but I'll take her experience and price per session any day. Not to mention her location is very nice, private and discreet. And I really don't get the attitude thing. I've never experienced it. For me, it's just kind of on the wrong side of town. Otherwise, I'd be seeing her much more regularly than I have.

Which makes me wonder, why does it seem like most MP's and MT's are on the SE end of town, like Kentwood, Cascade etc. ?

**Bopa1** · 03-20-26 16:53

Got massage hr was absolutely horrible when flip put my hand on my pecker said DIY. Stay away😞128542;.

**BassMaster1** · 03-19-26 22:00

Originally Posted by BeanLicker [View Original Post]

Sweet Megan has been someone I don't brag about seeing but I have seen several times over the years. Convenient option not expensive if you will. Her massages are around average and on the flip her hand and at times mouth have finished me really good. The last few times I reached out she's been exactly as you described. I'm not sure what changed, maybe her regular source of income cut her off. She's old and not much to look at but cost and variety kept me involved. The attitude and cost will keep me away forever. I still laugh seeing her posted age of 35 LOL.

I reviewed her a few years ago and by the sounds of it she hasn't changed. But to each their own I am definitely staying away. Lots of better options unless your into fur. I prefer mine clean happy hunting. BM.

**BassMaster1** · 03-19-26 21:59

Originally Posted by BeanLicker [View Original Post]

Sweet Megan has been someone I don't brag about seeing but I have seen several times over the years. Convenient option not expensive if you will. Her massages are around average and on the flip her hand and at times mouth have finished me really good. The last few times I reached out she's been exactly as you described. I'm not sure what changed, maybe her regular source of income cut her off. She's old and not much to look at but cost and variety kept me involved. The attitude and cost will keep me away forever. I still laugh seeing her posted age of 35 LOL.

I reviewed her a few years ago and by the sounds of it she hasn't changed. But to each their own I am definitely staying away. Lots of better options unless your into fur. I prefer mine clean happy hunting. BM.

**BeanLicker** · 03-19-26 21:50

Originally Posted by DavidBlue [View Original Post]

I was a little surprised to read the "reviews" and episode HungryForIt had with Megan. While I haven't seen her for close to a year, I talk with her fairly regularly and have never found her to be anything but "sweet" and decent to myself or anyone else who treats her likewise and with respect. I know many guys who see her regularly and still rave about her. At the risk of offending beanlicker and his "thrifty" perspective, if I were her, I would have said a lot more than "I don't do anything for $100 - find someone else", with that type of offer.

I guess you could have considered me a regular of Megan's back a year or two ago and I probably saw her at least a dozen or more times. Without exception, every one of my appointments were enjoyable. She's a great conversationalist and still provides a really good massage and experience. I haven't seen her for a while as I had found a regular a little closer to home and I've lightened up considerably on my MP visits.

Yeah, Megan is getting a little older but so are the rest of us. I can't imagine what goes through her mind at times when she gets a look at some of us. She takes very good care of herself and IMO, still looks great. I'd take her looks, experience and maturity over some giddy 20 year old any day.

Like everyone and everything else, YMMV but Megan has been at this for a long time and nobody lasts this long in that business unless they are good. Really good. And she's good.

I think you're confusing reviews and conversations, as well as who wrote what. I have seen her before and paid right around $150 an hour at her request, no negotiation. Twice now I have asked her for a visit when I can't land something younger, hotter and less bushy and her reply back to me was 140 hhr minimum. She can charge what she wants, I can keep my wallet shut too. I don't care if I am getting older, I pay for sex and sexy experiences. My problem isn't aging out, that's on the provider. They age out of stripping faster than prostituting and yes even grandma Megan can still show a decent time but I will not defend attitude and prices that can find me a woman like Saisha just down the road.