Massage Parlor Reports

[PhoKingAwesome]

Bro, I just got deja vu LOL.

Once at a Latin MP on Francisquito in Baldwin Park, the cleaning lady maybe 55 yrs old lets me in and shows me to a room

and after about 10 minutes she walks with beat up ass makeup, high heels, in a dress, and smelling like cheap perfume - talking about what service I wanted. I ran out of that place so fast! LMAO

I stay away from the latinas, they tend to be lazy, in a rush and no BBBJ.

Ivy Spa in BP gave me a 2 for 1 horror story. I came in and saw an old Asian MMS. She told me there were 2 girls available and my choice was either an old Asian woman or a really husky Hispanic Humpty Dumpty who insulted me by saying I was broke for not wanting to give her $$ for everything covered when I originally asked for my HF back so I could escape. Old Asian lady with Miss ChokesonDick tits came in next and that's when I was happy to donate my. 5 just to get out of there.

PS. I miss the days when we had Mike in Ontario his is top shelf selection of young Latinas who provided GFE with little more.

[Danny2]

I remember a decade and a half ago I went to a Latin MP off Glendora. The room was really dark and the gal that came in looked average, and appeared just slightly overweight. When the pretense of a massage was through, we decided on a price for full service. When she began to remove her clothing, I heard this great roar of a large Velcro strap being unleashed and to my horror beheld a humongous muffin top, which practically covered her entire crotch region! I instinctively jumped up from the table and without explanation, dressed and got the hell out of there. Thank God in those days you didn't have to give the money upfront.

DB.

Bro, I just got deja vu LOL.

Once at a Latin MP on Francisquito in Baldwin Park, the cleaning lady maybe 55 yrs old lets me in and shows me to a room

and after about 10 minutes she walks with beat up ass makeup, high heels, in a dress, and smelling like cheap perfume - talking about what service I wanted. I ran out of that place so fast! LMAO

I stay away from the latinas, they tend to be lazy, in a rush and no BBBJ.

[Dildo Baggens]

I remember a decade and a half ago I went to a Latin MP off Glendora. The room was really dark and the gal that came in looked average, and appeared just slightly overweight. When the pretense of a massage was through, we decided on a price for full service. When she began to remove her clothing, I heard this great roar of a large Velcro strap being unleashed and to my horror beheld a humongous muffin top, which practically covered her entire crotch region! I instinctively jumped up from the table and without explanation, dressed and got the hell out of there. Thank God in those days you didn't have to give the money upfront.

DB.

Usually I avoid Latinas they either overcharge like crazy or can get super sassy. Back in 2019 during COVID, I hit up this spot down by Third Street in East LA. The girl looked me straight in the eyes and goes, "I can only give you a HJ with a rubber on because of COVID. " ever since then I never seen a latina in my life. I got long life trauma after that incident.

[OakOak22]

Usually I avoid Latinas they either overcharge like crazy or can get super sassy. Back in 2019 during COVID, I hit up this spot down by Third Street in East LA. The girl looked me straight in the eyes and goes, "I can only give you a HJ with a rubber on because of COVID. " ever since then I never seen a latina in my life. I got long life trauma after that incident.

This is so fucking funny.

[DrillSergeant]

FYI, Last day for Banana at moon beauty spa in garden grove is this Wednesday 3/25.

I just read Vstman's review! Wow! What a Queen! I won't be able to make it because I actually have my eye on Leisure to see if I can catch Bella again, or see the highly recommended Luna! I love spinners!

[Cockyazn]

They're Milfs, not spinners.

DING! DING! DING! Did someone say Milfs? Yes, I knew I read this somewhere!

Please. My brother from another MILF Mother. Who are the milfs that you can refer to me! I have my butter ready and I'll drive to this place, right now!

[Enice]

Hello! I stopped by BB spa. Old lady at front desk. She asked how long massage. I said 1 hr and masked if I could choose the girl. She asked if she is ok. Umm, she like over 50 I think. Maybe if she paid me like $$ Hard no so I left. I didn't think at the time but I probably should have asked if Angela or Vivi were there from your reviews. Can anyone tell me would that have worked or is there a way to get decently young girl?

I meant to post this in the massage parlor section in Orange County.

[Enice]

Sorry, it's all the way at Garden Grove. Banana is one of the freakier providers around. You need to catch her when you can!

FYI, Last day for Banana at moon beauty spa in garden grove is this Wednesday 3/25.

[Leche]

YMMV, but there were two other girls there when I went, at a quick glance they both seemed really petite so you might find what you're looking for.

They're Milfs, not spinners.

[DrillSergeant]

YMMV, but there were two other girls there when I went, at a quick glance they both seemed really petite so you might find what you're looking for.

Ok, good to know! Despite the looks, I think this is a very solid spot for the price and services! I'm looking for a tiny, weigh nothing type of girl, like Kiki from C9 before they closed down. I can spin that girl on my dick and she'll leave it throughout our session. LOL I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not expecting K-org level or C9 level of hotness.

You seem like you know more about Pasadena area, are there other recommendations?

I've been seeing Happy here a lot.

There's a ton of reviews for Chinese Medical Spa, and for the price as well.

M Spa I heard is actually pretty top tier as well!

Thanks for the reply, brother.

[Lefty2887-shill]

Will check this spot out. I'm looking for spinners, you think this spot has those kind of girls? LFK is kind of a dealbreaker tbh.

YMMV, but there were two other girls there when I went, at a quick glance they both seemed really petite so you might find what you're looking for.

[DrillSergeant]

So I read about Angela and thought I'd give her a try. Messaged and asked who was working. They said Angela, Luna and Tiffany. I asked if I can set up an appointment with Angela for 1030 they said ok. Show up and I'm greeted by a pretty and short Asian woman. Let's me in shows me to my room. We do a little chat well as good as we can make since the language difference. Found out her name was Luna. I told her I had an appointment with Angela she said you don't want me? And proceeded to make out with me while rubbing my cock which immediately jumped up. After a few minutes of making out I told her yes I wanted her. Gave her the donation and she left I did the usual undress. When she came back it was straight making out again she pulled her pants down so I can play with her pussy. After a few minutes she told me she wanted to suck my cock. She climbed up 69 and gave me some amazing head while grinding her pussy on my tongue. I also spread her cheeks and stuck my tongue in her ass which she liked she kept pushing down to get me in deeper. After 5 minutes or so I moved her so I could watch her suck me. Then she put the bag on and gave me some cg which was really good while she moaned and told me she loved my cock. Then we switched to mish and I gave her so hard deep strokes which had her moaning loud and according to her she came. I kept pounding and told her I wanted to finish in her mouth so she dropped to her knees and took it all in. After she spit and cleaned up we made out some more and I got my complimentary little water and headed out. She has been my best experience there. I've been 3 times first was Zoey then I saw Honey and finally Luna. Honey gave me my first Tuma but she is 3rd on my list of these girls. Luna of course is on top.

Oh shit! That good? I was lucky enough to catch Zoey when Honey wasn't available, and she can suck a golf ball through a rubber tubing! Great slim body, innocent smile, and devious things we did indeed! Spun that girl around all night. LOL.

And you still put Luna above all of that?

Second week in rotation is going to be tough trying to get it in with these broads because of all the intel.

[YungRaggerJ-shill]

I finally decided to check out Leisure. Angela greeted me she's a cute girl and led me to a room. She immediately reached into my shorts, started caressing the tip, and asked how long I wanted. I handed her $200 and requested 45 minutes she agreed right away.

I stripped down and lay flat on the bed. She ripped off her clothes, asked if it was okay to go clean I said yes, then told me to get into doggy. I stood up, but she stopped me and clarified: "No, you doggy. " I hopped back on the bed. She cleaned my ass and cock thoroughly.

I lay back down, but she told me to get up again. She positioned herself behind me and dove in like she was starving rimming me intensely while reaching underneath to give me a HJ she must have applied lube without me noticing. She lifted her head and asked, "You like?" I said yes. Then she spread my legs a bit more, slid underneath, and tried to reach my tip with her mouth.

I asked to flip over. She wiped the oil off my junk and went straight into a sloppy BBBJ, focusing mostly on the head which I loved. I ended up grabbing her and throat fucking her she didn't mind at all.

Told her it was time, she grabbed the cover but first gave me a quick suck, then slapped the rubber on. I bent her over against the wall and gave her a few deep strokes. I got closer, and she turned her head for some DFK it felt straight out of a movie.

I told her to jump on top for ACG. She did exactly that great rider, super vocal, and maintained excellent eye contact the whole time. I could feel myself getting close to finish but I wanted to see if she'd swallow. I asked for CIM. She hopped off, tossed the condom aside, and went right back to a sloppy BBBJ. She went down for some BLS while I stroked myself she tried to rim again, but I grabbed her head instead and rammed deep down her throat. She gagged like crazy, saliva spilling out the sides she sounded like a damn turkey.

Finished in her mouth. I let go, and she kept sucking me clean. She got up, spit a thick load onto the floor, excused herself, came back with a hot towel, cleaned me up, helped me get dressed, and walked me out with three bottles of water. As we left, she slapped my ass like i just finished a shift off fig.

Now it's time for a well deserved nap.

[WifisFuneral-shill]

So I read about Angela and thought I'd give her a try. Messaged and asked who was working. They said Angela, Luna and Tiffany. I asked if I can set up an appointment with Angela for 1030 they said ok. Show up and I'm greeted by a pretty and short Asian woman. Let's me in shows me to my room. We do a little chat well as good as we can make since the language difference. Found out her name was Luna. I told her I had an appointment with Angela she said you don't want me? And proceeded to make out with me while rubbing my cock which immediately jumped up. After a few minutes of making out I told her yes I wanted her. Gave her the donation and she left I did the usual undress. When she came back it was straight making out again she pulled her pants down so I can play with her pussy. After a few minutes she told me she wanted to suck my cock. She climbed up 69 and gave me some amazing head while grinding her pussy on my tongue. I also spread her cheeks and stuck my tongue in her ass which she liked she kept pushing down to get me in deeper. After 5 minutes or so I moved her so I could watch her suck me. Then she put the bag on and gave me some cg which was really good while she moaned and told me she loved my cock. Then we switched to mish and I gave her so hard deep strokes which had her moaning loud and according to her she came. I kept pounding and told her I wanted to finish in her mouth so she dropped to her knees and took it all in. After she spit and cleaned up we made out some more and I got my complimentary little water and headed out. She has been my best experience there. I've been 3 times first was Zoey then I saw Honey and finally Luna. Honey gave me my first Tuma but she is 3rd on my list of these girls. Luna of course is on top.

She's the best I told yall!! Some of these girls do swallow depending the mood they are in or the chemistry.

[Raider1206]

So I read about Angela and thought I'd give her a try. Messaged and asked who was working. They said Angela, Luna and Tiffany. I asked if I can set up an appointment with Angela for 1030 they said ok. Show up and I'm greeted by a pretty and short Asian woman. Let's me in shows me to my room. We do a little chat well as good as we can make since the language difference. Found out her name was Luna. I told her I had an appointment with Angela she said you don't want me? And proceeded to make out with me while rubbing my cock which immediately jumped up. After a few minutes of making out I told her yes I wanted her. Gave her the donation and she left I did the usual undress. When she came back it was straight making out again she pulled her pants down so I can play with her pussy. After a few minutes she told me she wanted to suck my cock. She climbed up 69 and gave me some amazing head while grinding her pussy on my tongue. I also spread her cheeks and stuck my tongue in her ass which she liked she kept pushing down to get me in deeper. After 5 minutes or so I moved her so I could watch her suck me. Then she put the bag on and gave me some cg which was really good while she moaned and told me she loved my cock. Then we switched to mish and I gave her so hard deep strokes which had her moaning loud and according to her she came. I kept pounding and told her I wanted to finish in her mouth so she dropped to her knees and took it all in. After she spit and cleaned up we made out some more and I got my complimentary little water and headed out. She has been my best experience there. I've been 3 times first was Zoey then I saw Honey and finally Luna. Honey gave me my first Tuma but she is 3rd on my list of these girls. Luna of course is on top.