Massage Parlor Reports

[Cockyazn]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Thank you, brother! I'm swamped this weekend, but hopefully during the week I'll pull the trigger! Thank you so much for the recommendation!

[Rocketron1006]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Patch!

[Vulva Nut]

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

[Cockyazn]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

[Leche]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?

[Cockyazn]

Had to check it out for myself. As the saying goes, sometimes you just have to eff around and find out.

Anyhow, Lisa is younger, I'd put her no older than 30. I agree, she's pretty. But. Her D cups are manmade. She has a full Bush. She gives an amateur massage tbh, but that's not a bad thing. She does get very wet, and she puts on a good show. She makes great noises while you go to town on her, and she's agreeable to just about every position. She's good, but I did catch a bit of an attitude, which is a little off-putting, especially since the gals are usually a little nicer. We'll chalk that one up to her not having breakfast yet (I saw them cooking up some rice). $$ in all.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?

[AdvFoundation3]

They are all MILFS.

Lots of shilling on that place.

Had to check it out for myself. As the saying goes, sometimes you just have to eff around and find out.

Anyhow, Lisa is younger, I'd put her no older than 30. I agree, she's pretty. But. Her D cups are manmade. She has a full Bush. She gives an amateur massage tbh, but that's not a bad thing. She does get very wet, and she puts on a good show. She makes great noises while you go to town on her, and she's agreeable to just about every position. She's good, but I did catch a bit of an attitude, which is a little off-putting, especially since the gals are usually a little nicer. We'll chalk that one up to her not having breakfast yet (I saw them cooking up some rice). $$ in all.

[Cockyazn]

They are all MILFS.

Lots of shilling on that place.

Could you describe the kind of MILFs, good sir! You seem like someone who knows more about this place more than most of us.

And just out of curiosity, what makes this review a shill? It seems pretty legit to me and his experience seems to reflect most of our experiences. Is it the description of girls? The services rendered TGTBT? I would like to know because if there's one thing I've heard about this place that caught my attention, it's Asian MILFS!

[JacobXoxo]

I met Miki at Happy yesterday. She's a cute girl-next-door type with a petite, slim body with natural C-cup tits, trimmed kitty and I noticed a small tattoo on her legs.

After handling the house fee and tips in the room, we took our clothes off. She had me lie face down on the table first. Then started with a light massage, then gave me a full tit massage all over my back and legs. That felt surprisingly good. She also licked my neck, back, and legs, which was incredibly hot.

When I flipped over, she kissed and licked her way down my chest to my rock-hard cock. This girl really knows how to suck dick — great eye contact and ball play the whole time while I gently rubbed her neck and beautiful tits.

After about 10 minutes, I asked if I could eat her out. She was super responsive and clearly loved it. When I came up for air, she slipped the cover on and rode me in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. She's extremely flexible, so you can put her legs in pretty much any position you want.

All in all, she's a fantastic girl with one of the tightest pussies I've felt and a really warm, welcoming personality. We finished up with another relaxing head massage before I left. Definitely worth a visit. Be nice to her.

[Drillsergeant]

Hey Mongers, so I posted on the SGV area to see if I could get any further recommendations on the other AMPs in the area.

Let's be honest, there's a reason why Butterfly is a consistent name thrown here a lot. I think this is a very solid spot for the price and services! I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not expecting K-org level or C9 level of hotness.

I'm sure there's a lot of you who explores the the vast Pasadena area, are there other recommendations?

I've been seeing Happy here a lot.

There's a ton of reviews for Chinese Medical Spa, and for the price as well.

M Spa I heard is actually pretty top tier as well!

But if anyone can speak on first hand experiences on other places that would be great! Please, don't gatekeep!

I do understand that recommending the same spa over and over again can have the opposite effect of turning people away instead of singing high praises about it.

[Cockyazn]

Great review! I especially love the description of Lisa's tits flopping around as you're pumping the shit out of her!

I think someone mentioned it here or another thread, but does this offer women who have an older look to them, but definitely fuck like high school sluts? Everyone has their kinks, and this is for sure mine. I love Asian Milfs, and I would love to have a Diddy freak off with the entire roster if most of them have this kind of look.

If you saw anyone in the roster that are like this, please. Let me know.

[Leche]

They are all MILFS.

Lots of shilling on that place.

Lisa looks stunning. She's about 26 years old, with a petite frame, standing 5'2" and weighing around 95 pounds, with natural 34 D tits that look incredible. She's got tattoos on her back and on her hands, adding to her sexy look, and she's fully clean and groomed down there, perfect little pussy to lick and fuck.

We started off with a massage, the pressure was spot-on, lasting about 20 minutes, and her teasing was really good. She oiled me up from head to toe, not skipping my ass or even my balls, rubbing them all over in a way that felt fantastic. When she had me flip over, I was already hard and ready, and she noticed, asking if there was anything else she could do. I asked about CFS, and she happily obliged, pressing her soft lips on me for some DFK, sliding down to work my cock with a nice long BBBJ, full-on DT, and a little 69 to get her juices flowing before we got into CFS. We then slipped on the condom, and she climbed on top of me for some RCG, riding my cock in her warm, wet pussy that felt amazing. Watching her tits bounce as she rode me fast and hard was a sight, I couldn't help but play with her beautiful tits too. She pushed me to the edge, and I had to stop her, bending her over the table for some doggy. Playing with her ass as I fucked her was intense, and when I finally came, I shot my load into the condom while inside her and it felt incredible.

I highly recommend Lisa to anyone looking for some of the best service, matched with some stunning good looks. Her attentiveness and responsive attitude make her perfect for me to make multiple visits while she's still around.

House Fee: 70 for the hour.

Tip: 180.

[Loveteabag]

Lisa looks stunning. She's about 26 years old, with a petite frame, standing 5'2" and weighing around 95 pounds, with natural 34 D tits that look incredible. She's got tattoos on her back and on her hands, adding to her sexy look, and she's fully clean and groomed down there, perfect little pussy to lick and fuck.

We started off with a massage, the pressure was spot-on, lasting about 20 minutes, and her teasing was really good. She oiled me up from head to toe, not skipping my ass or even my balls, rubbing them all over in a way that felt fantastic. When she had me flip over, I was already hard and ready, and she noticed, asking if there was anything else she could do. I asked about CFS, and she happily obliged, pressing her soft lips on me for some DFK, sliding down to work my cock with a nice long BBBJ, full-on DT, and a little 69 to get her juices flowing before we got into CFS. We then slipped on the condom, and she climbed on top of me for some RCG, riding my cock in her warm, wet pussy that felt amazing. Watching her tits bounce as she rode me fast and hard was a sight, I couldn't help but play with her beautiful tits too. She pushed me to the edge, and I had to stop her, bending her over the table for some doggy. Playing with her ass as I fucked her was intense, and when I finally came, I shot my load into the condom while inside her and it felt incredible.

I highly recommend Lisa to anyone looking for some of the best service, matched with some stunning good looks. Her attentiveness and responsive attitude make her perfect for me to make multiple visits while she's still around.

House Fee: 70 for the hour.

Tip: 180.

[Drillsergeant]

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but be very very careful about this! Communicating is one thing, but meeting is entirely different story. I'm just saying make sure you are using a burner number and don't give any real identification of who you really are!

Hey, I'm just saying it should be common practice to request a number if there's some sort of connection between you two. The worst they can say is no, and you have to respect that.

Sometimes it's good to keep tabs on what spa they're going to next, and it's a lot of fun trying them out in a new setting! It's also nice that they have friend to talk to, nothing creepy about that, Young blood!

[Cockyazn]

Yes! It doesn't happen very often, but if you build a good rapport with providers and they have off days when they are not in shop, you can potentially meet up with them on dates and fuck the shit out of them on the side! By all means, this should standard practice, especially if you are a repeat!

It goes without saying that you should feel the vibes and not be creep about it too.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but be very very careful about this! Communicating is one thing, but meeting is entirely different story. I'm just saying make sure you are using a burner number and don't give any real identification of who you really are!