Escort Reports

**TeamUSa** · 03-21-26 00:58

Originally Posted by MaxJulian2020 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any intel on this one? Is she legit? Good reviews bad reviews? Any info would be appreciated. Thanking advance.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/657561340610

I've seen her a couple of times, down to earth and cool, a wonderful BBW- sexy & thick. She's been great every time!

**TrojanHorse** · 03-20-26 20:27

I recently noticed Miss Christi posting that she was accepting new clients and I jumped at the opportunity to contact her. I couldn't be more pleased. I'm not sure where to start. First I will say this, the camera is not her friend. In person she is a drop dead Gorgeous mature Lady! Miss Christi was squeaky clean, lucid, enthusiastic, and mindful of her partners needs while not hesitating to enjoy as well. I have just recently got back in the gym and it was "leg day" 2 days prior. We were engaged and both my hamstrings started to cramp, completely redirecting blood flow away from where it needed to be. Needless to say my mojo was gone. She patiently waited for me and did what was necessary for me. I think I've found my unicorn. Will repeat as often as I can get to K-zoo and she will have me. Highly recommend! I didn't mention she has the body of someone 20 yrs younger, is easy and comfortable to talk to, and turned me onto some music I was unaware of. If you scroll back to Thursday 3/19 at 5:22 pm you'll find her post. Also if you pull up EroticMonkey K-zoo she pops up first. Bsafe TH out!

**JustKreepin** · 03-20-26 10:09

Originally Posted by TravelingMan75 [View Original Post]

Heading to Kzoo soon and wondering if anyone has seen her and has any info?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...d/342686934953

I saw her two years ago. Not such a great location, her man was in the basement. Her pics are not accurate (maybe 5 yrs ago).

She has a good personality but she and her body are very tired and worn out. Service was well bellow par. I never gone back and I have heard others echo my account.

Good luck and be safe. JK.

**Depothd** · 03-19-26 19:24

Originally Posted by GypseyDanger [View Original Post]

Had some plans that fell through and the little guy demanded attention. Been doing AMPs and wanted more than HE. Texted a few and Barbie responded first and pics looked good. She definitely is the girl in the photos and that's the end of the good. 100 qv but it seems that's the price nowadays. Sketchy apartment, had to leave when I got there for protection because she noticed she didn't have any before I even got inside. Should have just gone to Mollys at that point but wrong head yadda yadda. Get inside and there was definitely a kid being hidden or something barely out of sight and the place was a mess. Went back to her room and she was watching TV, dropped pants and bent over bed watching show. Did my own warm up while she enjoyed her show giving me no heed at all, and kept that up while occasionally pushing and throwing back. If she wasn't pretty and I didn't have cum behind my eye balls I should have snagged my donation and dipped. Wrapped it up and she IMMEDIATELY shot up and handed me some paper towel to clean and kept watching TV. Left without a word and blocked her number. Absolutely avoid at all costs not even this port in the storm next time.

Is this the Barbie you refer to? There's a white Barbie that advertises occasionally but she's near Lansing and not a bad visit imo.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...n/207137845581

**GypseyDanger** · 03-19-26 16:22

Had some plans that fell through and the little guy demanded attention. Been doing AMPs and wanted more than HE. Texted a few and Barbie responded first and pics looked good. She definitely is the girl in the photos and that's the end of the good. 100 qv but it seems that's the price nowadays. Sketchy apartment, had to leave when I got there for protection because she noticed she didn't have any before I even got inside. Should have just gone to Mollys at that point but wrong head yadda yadda. Get inside and there was definitely a kid being hidden or something barely out of sight and the place was a mess. Went back to her room and she was watching TV, dropped pants and bent over bed watching show. Did my own warm up while she enjoyed her show giving me no heed at all, and kept that up while occasionally pushing and throwing back. If she wasn't pretty and I didn't have cum behind my eye balls I should have snagged my donation and dipped. Wrapped it up and she IMMEDIATELY shot up and handed me some paper towel to clean and kept watching TV. Left without a word and blocked her number. Absolutely avoid at all costs not even this port in the storm next time.

**GypseyDanger** · 03-19-26 16:16

Originally Posted by TravelingMan75 [View Original Post]

Heading to Kzoo soon and wondering if anyone has seen her and has any info?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...d/342686934953

Had a visit near the end of last year, very nice but older woman. Photos got some filters but honestly didn't think she looked bad at all. Good conversation and she was setting up a massage table to do more than just escort work.

**AngelsMan** · 03-19-26 13:20

I saw her maybe 15 yrs ago and she was incredible. Sexy AF and wide open menus. But she's been using these same pictures ever since too, so a lot can change over time.

Originally Posted by TravelingMan75 [View Original Post]

Heading to Kzoo soon and wondering if anyone has seen her and has any info?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...d/342686934953

**TravelingMan75** · 03-19-26 12:10

Heading to Kzoo soon and wondering if anyone has seen her and has any info?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...d/342686934953

**MaxJulian2020** · 03-16-26 18:17

Does anyone have any intel on this one? Is she legit? Good reviews bad reviews? Any info would be appreciated. Thanking advance.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/657561340610

**JustKreepin** · 03-15-26 07:53

Originally Posted by PrinceSlayer [View Original Post]

Took one for the team and had a dream w / Tight & Tiny. Comms were great until I got to the incall & she started to disappear. I should have left but I waited & was able to link up with her. Body is similar to pics but she looks a lot older & appeared to be having a sugar rush off the candy if you know what I mean. Sure enough as she was straighting up the room you could see the party favors laying around. We agreed on a BBBJ & FS. But she acted like she didn't agree to that and stated everything was covered.

We finally get to business, CBJ was decent & sloppy. We switched to mish and I hurried to release the load and leave. Her phone kept going off and wanted to check it. I would NOT repeat, the party favors was alarming & she was on Mars the enitre session.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/890158123524

My first experience with her was horrible and I posted a very negative review. Body odor. Dirty room, she was dirty. Smack head boyfriend lurking. Just bad. I walked out moments after I arrived.

A couple of others posted about her stating they met her earlier in the day and she was great. Fast forward 6 months my little friend talked me into another try. She was clean as was the room. Of course her pics aren't true to form they are probably from last year or so. BBBJ was great but that was all we did. Unfortunately I wouldn't put her in my to do list but my little friend may be persuaded in a other BBBJ. So mixed reviews at best I would say if you feel the need don't set the expectations bar too high.

Be safe gentleman. JK.

**OldDutch** · 03-14-26 23:24

Originally Posted by JustKreepin [View Original Post]

A connection is very important to me in this hobby. Not everyone is going to be comfortable with everyone else. For me if we do not vibe I won't return.

As to the question of Ariel's age my only concern is that she is a legal adult I don't make it a habit to card providers LOL...she may have said when she and I first met that she was 21 but I can't say for certain...age can do things like that to a mind lol.

My best guess is maybe 30 now having said that I am no expert as to age and as Coffee said (no I'm not yet his age but certainly not young either) at my age in life just about everyone fits into two categories. Older than me and younger than me so if you find me stating an age it is purely speculation.

Be safe. JK.

Given her proportions I would find it pretty difficult to peg her age. I think she is in her 20's someplace, but more than that I could not say. As I said in my previous post, I will not repeat.

OD.

**Questar999** · 03-14-26 17:34

Originally Posted by PrinceSlayer [View Original Post]

Took one for the team and had a dream w / Tight & Tiny. Comms were great until I got to the incall & she started to disappear. I should have left but I waited & was able to link up with her. Body is similar to pics but she looks a lot older & appeared to be having a sugar rush off the candy if you know what I mean. Sure enough as she was straighting up the room you could see the party favors laying around. We agreed on a BBBJ & FS. But she acted like she didn't agree to that and stated everything was covered.

We finally get to business, CBJ was decent & sloppy. We switched to mish and I hurried to release the load and leave. Her phone kept going off and wanted to check it. I would NOT repeat, the party favors was alarming & she was on Mars the enitre session.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/890158123524

Wow, that's a shame.

**PrinceSlayer** · 03-14-26 17:01

Took one for the team and had a dream w / Tight & Tiny. Comms were great until I got to the incall & she started to disappear. I should have left but I waited & was able to link up with her. Body is similar to pics but she looks a lot older & appeared to be having a sugar rush off the candy if you know what I mean. Sure enough as she was straighting up the room you could see the party favors laying around. We agreed on a BBBJ & FS. But she acted like she didn't agree to that and stated everything was covered.

We finally get to business, CBJ was decent & sloppy. We switched to mish and I hurried to release the load and leave. Her phone kept going off and wanted to check it. I would NOT repeat, the party favors was alarming & she was on Mars the enitre session.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/890158123524

**JustKreepin** · 03-12-26 14:02

Originally Posted by OldDutch [View Original Post]

I saw her recently at her in call in BC. I'm more of a spinner, or at least average build, kind of guy but I was taken in by her face which is youthful and cute. While it was an ok visit, I did not think she was all that into it. Head skills were ok. She did not want me to touch her clit and kept her legs tight together so I could not get her excited, which I like to do with a partner. Tried various positions but it was just ok. I guess we just did not connect all that well, so I will not repeat.

A connection is very important to me in this hobby. Not everyone is going to be comfortable with everyone else. For me if we do not vibe I won't return.

As to the question of Ariel's age my only concern is that she is a legal adult I don't make it a habit to card providers LOL...she may have said when she and I first met that she was 21 but I can't say for certain...age can do things like that to a mind lol.

My best guess is maybe 30 now having said that I am no expert as to age and as Coffee said (no I'm not yet his age but certainly not young either) at my age in life just about everyone fits into two categories. Older than me and younger than me so if you find me stating an age it is purely speculation.

Be safe. JK.

**Mr Coffee68** · 03-12-26 13:30

Originally Posted by BootsKnocker [View Original Post]

I was referring to another post you made about her in BC. You said she's 21. Her ad says 30. I'm asking which is it. You say her age didn't come up but she is probably 30 ish. You know her very well now you seen her many times.

Ariel was part of the foursome thing that I did a couple of months ago. Going by her looks and demeaner, I would be very surprised if she is over 21. Of course, at my age anyone under 40 looks young. LOL.