Massage Parlor Reports

[AznDaddy]

Decided to hit up this spot due to all the reviews. I called and made an appointment with Abby cause after scoping her out on here I liked the way she sounded. I do want to hit up Bella next tho.

The session was pretty good. Got the standard wash down where they cleaned me off then she did some B2B with oil on her tits and body. By the flip I was pretty hard and she was pretty much naked at this point. She got on her knees and went for the BBBJ. Pretty great DSL and suction. She covered me up and leaned over the table where we went on a wild ride. Cleaned me up and I was on my wayy.

[Mikaeles]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

LOL and this is an example of how not to get gatekeepers to share info with you. I think the problem may have been you and not Abby just putting that out there.

[Voyavoya]

this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

No TUMA for you. Poor fella! Well, not every bootyhole is worthy of the treatment. Someone us have asshole that look more like sarlacc pit than a cute little star fish. You can't expect anyone to kiss that monstrosity. LOL dude, not only did you cum in her after being told not too but you also tried to rob the lady. You are the worst MF'er on this forum for sure. I'm laughing as I write this but damn, I mean it. Pure dirt bag behavior.

[HappyXxx]

When they first came to town, I just sent a text asking if a reviewed girl was available, a few minutes later they said yes, how long honey? I said 30 minutes and the rest is history. I can only guess that my phone number shows my business when googled. I have never had any problems what's so ever.

Same here, when they first came to town I was one of their first customers, and things were pretty easy then but they are smart for doing some screening now because most of the other agencies do as well and this ensures the safety for other customers and the girls themselves.

[SlimShady96]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

When they first came to town, I just sent a text asking if a reviewed girl was available, a few minutes later they said yes, how long honey? I said 30 minutes and the rest is history. I can only guess that my phone number shows my business when googled. I have never had any problems what's so ever.

[MarkGew]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

Off to the room, she has me lay down face down, puts some oil on her tits and stomach then does another very quick body slide while kissing my back and ass, I lift up to and get TUMA which finally happens but it was hardly the best I've ever had, I'm pressed to say it was even top 10. Flip for cg and on goes the cover, does a 30 second jackhammer in cg then tells me to go in missionary, this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

The nice guys say some of these reviews you've got to take with the grain of salt or maybe the chemistry just wasn't there 🤣.

I say some of these reviews are from blind or delusional or complete frauds 🤣.

I've met and spent time with Abby she's okay. But a queen? I don't think so!

[HappyXxx]

So they won't bend at all on their verification process? Liinkedin profile is some bs. Staying low profile is key to this hobby for most of us.

Wait until the regular girl gets back that does the scheduling.

[HappyXxx]

The regular scheduler / booker let me know last week that she would be out of town for about 10 days and she handed her phone over to a colleague. I repeated with Yume since she left and it seems the temporary Mama-san is not so great with the language, and communication was a bit awkward. Maybe new non-vetted requests are being put on hold till the regular handler returns. Just a thought.

Yeah, she should be returning soon. Yume and I'm sure the other girls are getting a little frustrated at the fill in scheduler. Thanks for the info.

[Awgest]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

Off to the room, she has me lay down face down, puts some oil on her tits and stomach then does another very quick body slide while kissing my back and ass, I lift up to and get TUMA which finally happens but it was hardly the best I've ever had, I'm pressed to say it was even top 10. Flip for cg and on goes the cover, does a 30 second jackhammer in cg then tells me to go in missionary, this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

[Dork01]

I was looking for something tonight and saw the buzz about yume and scraped together some coin and went to dream about her. Interestingly enough when I reached out they asked for another a vouch from another broker. I haven't done much agency especially with how many spas there are in Orlando so that's what I responded with and I was ghosted. Was wondering if anyone had any information or recommendations for me to be able to go see yume before she is gone it would be greatly appreciated!

The regular scheduler / booker let me know last week that she would be out of town for about 10 days and she handed her phone over to a colleague. I repeated with Yume since she left and it seems the temporary Mama-san is not so great with the language, and communication was a bit awkward. Maybe new non-vetted requests are being put on hold till the regular handler returns. Just a thought.

[Magic2016]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

So they won't bend at all on their verification process? Liinkedin profile is some bs. Staying low profile is key to this hobby for most of us.

[Solman816]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

They just asked me to send a video of me logging into my USASG account and send some screenshot of my past reviews. Afterwards I changed my account password. It was simple and easy.

[PapiiChulo]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

That sucks, that's an expensive 16 minutes.

you're not the first to complain I'm sure she won't be around for long

[FloridaGringo]

Heard Bella was in town. Last October she was an add on in a double with Cindy and again in a triple with Iris and YoYo (both sessions at Tokyo). I told her next time she is the primary. A man of my word I booked her Last Tuesday. Bella -5' 105 lb cute Asian, nice body, full organic C-D's, shaved, no tats.

Arrive as they open, Abby greets me, I tell her I am there for Bella. She parks me in a room and calls for Bella. I strip and prep as Bella walks in all smiles. We embrace, she strips and we head to the shower.

Standard O-town shower, soap up, slip and slide, flip for more of the same, BBBJ and back to room. She drops for kneeling BBBJ. Decent skill, nice hand work. I am ready for main event so park her on the table, roll on the armor and do my thing. Ease it in and get to work. Bella requires warm up so take my time to get her juices flowing. The next 10 minutes was me working angles and positions. She pops a few times and I can tell she needs a break. I ask her to get Victoria - 5'3" 100 lb lean pretty asian, MM full B's, spinner vibe, shaved full stomach tat.

Victoria enters the room and leaps into action. They both start with a tandem BBBJ. At some point Victoria takes over as I nurse Bella beautiful melons. Victoria has a serious head game. Great hand / mouth work, BLS, 3/4 DT. I park her on the table, cover up and run her through a few positions. I find her spot, me on top straddling her as she lays on her back, legs together. I pounded away until I hear the magic words "don't stop" and she has a major pop that lasted a few minutes. Now she is out of commission so Bella calls for Abby - 4' 10' 100 lb Asian MILF, cute face, MM C's, nice butt, shaved, no tats.

Before Abby gets there I tell them both to watch how Abby does it. She can take a pounding. Abby arrives, disrobes and start kneeling BBBJ as I alternate sucking Bella and Victoria's tits. I park Abby on the table, cover up, ease it in and ramp up quick. I start blasting away on Abby, full depth, rapid fire as the girls look on with disbelief. Abby loves to get fucked long and hard. She pops in standing mish, flip her to sideways mish and resume my relentless pounding, she pops again and I put her in K9. Bella is on the table fingering herself, Victoria is watching the show. I have my hands on Abby hips to keep her from flying off the table. After a lengthy pounding she pops a 3rd time in K9 (Abby grunts hard when she cums).

I lay down on the table to catch my breath and Victoria starts BBBJ. Monger walks in and Abby leaves. Bella put her tit in my mouth and minutes later, Victoria drains me with a top level BBBJCIM. Victoria leaves to clean up and Bella wipes me down. We chat for the remaining few minutes and I bolt.

Bella is sweet as they come, smiling eyes and sexy body.

Victoria has a great head game. Best of the three and one of the top games in O-Town at the moment.

Abby can take a sustained pounding at any depth or angle. Amazing for her size!

Spa Life!

[MarkGew]

I don't make it to Orlando as much as I usually do and was at the golf course just down the road. I hung out by the bar to make sure all my coworkers were gone and headed down the street to Missly. I haven't been keeping up with rotations because I've not been around and the hour drive can be a pain to get to Orlando lately. The traffic just keeps getting worse in this city. I walked in and was greeted by a short lady looks like a cute well put together MILF. I asked for her name she said Joy. I was excited because I was sure I heard she can be a little fire cracker and playful. Went to the room gave amount for an hour and she told me to get comfortable. I undressed as usual sat on the table waiting for her to return in my usual way so she wouldn't be worried about me. Returned and looked at junior with a smile said shower? I said yes of course! She bent over in front of me to get the towel sticking her ass in my face (pretty sure this is done intentionally) and I grabbed a handful to see what I was in for. She handed me the towel and started getting naked for me. She has a very decent body when she was naked led me to the Table shower. I am a tall guy is the only issue so I barely fit length waise on the shower warning if your over 6'4 you probably won't fit LOL. Warmed up the sheet while I was playing with her nice boobs and laid face down on the table. She did a nice quick rubs down and cleaned me very very carefully getting everything so I knew I was in for a treat. Washed me off re lubbed up climbed on top for a nice body to body rub felt amazing! She stopped down between my legs and began a wonderful TUMA while reaching under me. Did this for a good five minutes before getting up telling me to flip.

Flipped over after a good washing off of the soap lubbed up my front side climbed on top for another nice NURU and I was at full attention so she managed to do the tuck me between her legs and move in that motion feels so nice I almost wanted to pop like that but she lowered herself down kissing the whole front of my body and giving a wonderful orlan session. I heard the door go off of someone else coming in so we ended at that she washed and dried me before we headed back to the room.

In the room she helps me dry off a little more funny again because I am so much taller than these ladies I always need to like bend down for the to get my shoulders and upper arms funny to me. She grabs a pillow tell me lay down she will be right back. I am laying there thinking what is she going to do to me know the shower was so great. She returns and goes right for junior letting me play with her ass and after a few minutes she looks at me with a grin puts a coat on me and climbs on top. She rode hard and fast making little moaning sounds and someone in the room next door must've heard us slapping against each other as I was meeting her on every move down and she would moan out loud every time we would smack into each other. We go back and forth her riding me bending her over the table and her having to tap out from hitting her from behind to more oral until I finally give it up and she swallows every drop like a good lady. I noticed I still have about 15 minutes left of my hour and think damn I finished too quickly. To my surprise it was like the old days she started rubbing me down working my chest legs thigh and calves. A lady in the hallway calls out to her and she goes out in the middle of us the other person must've arrived and finished and left before while we were still enjoying each other. Joy opened the door the other lady came in introduced herself as Cindy. She was a little older but they were both good looking MILFs if you ask me. Cindy had towels in her hand and she goes to the dresser bends over pointing her ass in the air towards me and put towels in the dresser and I realized up that intentional as I was staring at her ass pointed in the air front of me a Joy was watching me talking to Cindy in what sounded like Chinese. Cindy stand up comes over hugs me and plays with junior for a minute as I rub on Cindy's ass and she is perfectly fine with me touching her and playing with her. Cindy even reached over and plays with Joy's boobs a little and I suck on Joys nipples a little. Cindy laughs and says she must leave and grabs junior again giving him a kiss and saying goodbye to him before she leaves.

Finishing the little massage Joy helps me dress we mess around and joke a little she keeps bending over in front of me and sticking her ass close to me so I can feel on it. Joy leads me out the door and down the hallway stopping at the door asking for a kiss telling me to come back and see her she needs to see her boyfriend again soon these ladies sure know how to work a man's ego for sure as well. I hear Cindy behind us walking towards us I turn and say goodbye to her she grabs me puckers her lips for me to kiss her goodbye. I grab a handful of her ass again before I leave. These ladies sure get trained well on making a guy feel great. $$40 was out the door in about 70 minutes of play time and on my way home very good visit the place didn't seem very busy I may go back again soon but I need to hit one other place soon as well to check something I just heard about so may report on something else soon as well regarding a strip club north of Orlando.

That table shower it's too small for me too! I ask them couple years ago should really try to do something about that 🤣.