Massage Parlor Reports

**Awgest** · 03-16-26 22:26

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

Off to the room, she has me lay down face down, puts some oil on her tits and stomach then does another very quick body slide while kissing my back and ass, I lift up to and get TUMA which finally happens but it was hardly the best I've ever had, I'm pressed to say it was even top 10. Flip for cg and on goes the cover, does a 30 second jackhammer in cg then tells me to go in missionary, this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

**Dork01** · 03-16-26 22:13

Originally Posted by Ichithrew [View Original Post]

I was looking for something tonight and saw the buzz about yume and scraped together some coin and went to dream about her. Interestingly enough when I reached out they asked for another a vouch from another broker. I haven't done much agency especially with how many spas there are in Orlando so that's what I responded with and I was ghosted. Was wondering if anyone had any information or recommendations for me to be able to go see yume before she is gone it would be greatly appreciated!

The regular scheduler / booker let me know last week that she would be out of town for about 10 days and she handed her phone over to a colleague. I repeated with Yume since she left and it seems the temporary Mama-san is not so great with the language, and communication was a bit awkward. Maybe new non-vetted requests are being put on hold till the regular handler returns. Just a thought.

**Magic2016** · 03-16-26 21:18

Originally Posted by PapiiChulo [View Original Post]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

So they won't bend at all on their verification process? Liinkedin profile is some bs. Staying low profile is key to this hobby for most of us.

**Solman816** · 03-16-26 20:52

Originally Posted by PapiiChulo [View Original Post]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

They just asked me to send a video of me logging into my USASG account and send some screenshot of my past reviews. Afterwards I changed my account password. It was simple and easy.

**PapiiChulo** · 03-16-26 20:20

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

That sucks, that's an expensive 16 minutes.

you're not the first to complain I'm sure she won't be around for long

**FloridaGringo** · 03-16-26 18:30

Heard Bella was in town. Last October she was an add on in a double with Cindy and again in a triple with Iris and YoYo (both sessions at Tokyo). I told her next time she is the primary. A man of my word I booked her Last Tuesday. Bella -5' 105 lb cute Asian, nice body, full organic C-D's, shaved, no tats.

Arrive as they open, Abby greets me, I tell her I am there for Bella. She parks me in a room and calls for Bella. I strip and prep as Bella walks in all smiles. We embrace, she strips and we head to the shower.

Standard O-town shower, soap up, slip and slide, flip for more of the same, BBBJ and back to room. She drops for kneeling BBBJ. Decent skill, nice hand work. I am ready for main event so park her on the table, roll on the armor and do my thing. Ease it in and get to work. Bella requires warm up so take my time to get her juices flowing. The next 10 minutes was me working angles and positions. She pops a few times and I can tell she needs a break. I ask her to get Victoria - 5'3" 100 lb lean pretty asian, MM full B's, spinner vibe, shaved full stomach tat.

Victoria enters the room and leaps into action. They both start with a tandem BBBJ. At some point Victoria takes over as I nurse Bella beautiful melons. Victoria has a serious head game. Great hand / mouth work, BLS, 3/4 DT. I park her on the table, cover up and run her through a few positions. I find her spot, me on top straddling her as she lays on her back, legs together. I pounded away until I hear the magic words "don't stop" and she has a major pop that lasted a few minutes. Now she is out of commission so Bella calls for Abby - 4' 10' 100 lb Asian MILF, cute face, MM C's, nice butt, shaved, no tats.

Before Abby gets there I tell them both to watch how Abby does it. She can take a pounding. Abby arrives, disrobes and start kneeling BBBJ as I alternate sucking Bella and Victoria's tits. I park Abby on the table, cover up, ease it in and ramp up quick. I start blasting away on Abby, full depth, rapid fire as the girls look on with disbelief. Abby loves to get fucked long and hard. She pops in standing mish, flip her to sideways mish and resume my relentless pounding, she pops again and I put her in K9. Bella is on the table fingering herself, Victoria is watching the show. I have my hands on Abby hips to keep her from flying off the table. After a lengthy pounding she pops a 3rd time in K9 (Abby grunts hard when she cums).

I lay down on the table to catch my breath and Victoria starts BBBJ. Monger walks in and Abby leaves. Bella put her tit in my mouth and minutes later, Victoria drains me with a top level BBBJCIM. Victoria leaves to clean up and Bella wipes me down. We chat for the remaining few minutes and I bolt.

Bella is sweet as they come, smiling eyes and sexy body.

Victoria has a great head game. Best of the three and one of the top games in O-Town at the moment.

Abby can take a sustained pounding at any depth or angle. Amazing for her size!

Spa Life!

**MarkGew** · 03-16-26 16:38

Originally Posted by Mikaeles [View Original Post]

I don't make it to Orlando as much as I usually do and was at the golf course just down the road. I hung out by the bar to make sure all my coworkers were gone and headed down the street to Missly. I haven't been keeping up with rotations because I've not been around and the hour drive can be a pain to get to Orlando lately. The traffic just keeps getting worse in this city. I walked in and was greeted by a short lady looks like a cute well put together MILF. I asked for her name she said Joy. I was excited because I was sure I heard she can be a little fire cracker and playful. Went to the room gave amount for an hour and she told me to get comfortable. I undressed as usual sat on the table waiting for her to return in my usual way so she wouldn't be worried about me. Returned and looked at junior with a smile said shower? I said yes of course! She bent over in front of me to get the towel sticking her ass in my face (pretty sure this is done intentionally) and I grabbed a handful to see what I was in for. She handed me the towel and started getting naked for me. She has a very decent body when she was naked led me to the Table shower. I am a tall guy is the only issue so I barely fit length waise on the shower warning if your over 6'4 you probably won't fit LOL. Warmed up the sheet while I was playing with her nice boobs and laid face down on the table. She did a nice quick rubs down and cleaned me very very carefully getting everything so I knew I was in for a treat. Washed me off re lubbed up climbed on top for a nice body to body rub felt amazing! She stopped down between my legs and began a wonderful TUMA while reaching under me. Did this for a good five minutes before getting up telling me to flip.

Flipped over after a good washing off of the soap lubbed up my front side climbed on top for another nice NURU and I was at full attention so she managed to do the tuck me between her legs and move in that motion feels so nice I almost wanted to pop like that but she lowered herself down kissing the whole front of my body and giving a wonderful orlan session. I heard the door go off of someone else coming in so we ended at that she washed and dried me before we headed back to the room.

In the room she helps me dry off a little more funny again because I am so much taller than these ladies I always need to like bend down for the to get my shoulders and upper arms funny to me. She grabs a pillow tell me lay down she will be right back. I am laying there thinking what is she going to do to me know the shower was so great. She returns and goes right for junior letting me play with her ass and after a few minutes she looks at me with a grin puts a coat on me and climbs on top. She rode hard and fast making little moaning sounds and someone in the room next door must've heard us slapping against each other as I was meeting her on every move down and she would moan out loud every time we would smack into each other. We go back and forth her riding me bending her over the table and her having to tap out from hitting her from behind to more oral until I finally give it up and she swallows every drop like a good lady. I noticed I still have about 15 minutes left of my hour and think damn I finished too quickly. To my surprise it was like the old days she started rubbing me down working my chest legs thigh and calves. A lady in the hallway calls out to her and she goes out in the middle of us the other person must've arrived and finished and left before while we were still enjoying each other. Joy opened the door the other lady came in introduced herself as Cindy. She was a little older but they were both good looking MILFs if you ask me. Cindy had towels in her hand and she goes to the dresser bends over pointing her ass in the air towards me and put towels in the dresser and I realized up that intentional as I was staring at her ass pointed in the air front of me a Joy was watching me talking to Cindy in what sounded like Chinese. Cindy stand up comes over hugs me and plays with junior for a minute as I rub on Cindy's ass and she is perfectly fine with me touching her and playing with her. Cindy even reached over and plays with Joy's boobs a little and I suck on Joys nipples a little. Cindy laughs and says she must leave and grabs junior again giving him a kiss and saying goodbye to him before she leaves.

Finishing the little massage Joy helps me dress we mess around and joke a little she keeps bending over in front of me and sticking her ass close to me so I can feel on it. Joy leads me out the door and down the hallway stopping at the door asking for a kiss telling me to come back and see her she needs to see her boyfriend again soon these ladies sure know how to work a man's ego for sure as well. I hear Cindy behind us walking towards us I turn and say goodbye to her she grabs me puckers her lips for me to kiss her goodbye. I grab a handful of her ass again before I leave. These ladies sure get trained well on making a guy feel great. $$40 was out the door in about 70 minutes of play time and on my way home very good visit the place didn't seem very busy I may go back again soon but I need to hit one other place soon as well to check something I just heard about so may report on something else soon as well regarding a strip club north of Orlando.

That table shower it's too small for me too! I ask them couple years ago should really try to do something about that 🤣.

**MarkGew** · 03-16-26 16:34

Originally Posted by Vindylst [View Original Post]

Scoped Orchid after solid buzz on here. Thank you fellow mongers for helping me find this place.

Made an appointment and after some pushing with Bella she said she could bring another girl. Abby is decent build and some what curvy. Average sized boobs and ass with long straight hair. She had a cute face and a gentle personality. Bella had big knockers with a very petite build and sexy eyes. Both looked to be in mid 20's.

Bella first led me in and got me showered and cleaned. I gave the initial full donation and she started with the sensual appetizer. Part way through she asked me if I wanted extra. We discussed and she got Abby in for some fun. Bella first started with the whole shake and bake on my junior while Abby was doing her thing. I eventually told them to switch so I can play with Bella's bigger tits. Its hell of a thing when you got one tugging and sucking on you and you can play with the tits of the other one. She then covered me up and we had some fun. The person I banged was Bella while Abby was there to have fun. She tickled my balls here and there and we kissed. Finished up k9 ing Bella. Abby didn't stay for the whole thing she was probably there for 15 min. Bella cleaned me up and got me dressed. Chilled a little bit for that GFE vibe. Total damage was about $350.

Hate when they cut those four hand sessions short like that.

**MarkGew** · 03-16-26 16:28

Originally Posted by Wilgon [View Original Post]

Exact same thing happened to me. I always had a great time with the meiji talents. I always shower before I see a provider I got the green light to go in and I walked to the room. I gave her the donation and she counted in front me and then told me to take a shower. I told her I just took one before I got there but she insisted it is protocol. Things got spicy in the shower and then the bed. She was watching the time the whole time. Then she said time was up and I knew I couldn't have been there no more than 15 minutes. I told her the exact time I came in but she insisted I came in earlier than that. I'm not the argumentative type of guy. I told her she was trouble and I didn't feel safe. I grabbed my items and left. When I got to my car, I was there for exactly 16 minutes. I called the boss lady and told her what transpired.

That sucks, that's an expensive 16 minutes.

you're not the first to complain I'm sure she won't be around for long

**MarkGew** · 03-16-26 16:20

Made it to 5 Star and got sunflower, my guess mid to hi 20's definitely projects a young vibe and eager to please... Luckily place was quiet was offered 4 hand but turned it down, no pressure just was simply asked... like the no up-selling here... spent my hour with sunflower and it was worth it! 240 all in.

No upselling, no rushing, got my entire hour maybe more and I'll return again and again like I have been, I like this place

**Solman816** · 03-16-26 15:25

To put it simply, just WOW! All of your reviews of Yume were good but I was skeptical after seeing Jenny with meiji a few months back. I can confidently say she is top tier and I understand what all the fuss is about. The visit was absolutely perfect in every way with just a couple of negatives that were not her fault at all. 1st negative was the location. I probably spent at least 2-3 minutes just looking for the room because the layout of the place is horrible. Next negative was occasionally she would place her hand in front of me to make me slow down or stop me from going too deep. Once again not her fault I was given a blessing and a curse when it comes to endowment. If you're on the larger side this could be a problem for you too. However once she got acclimated it was less of a problem.

Santa was nice and brought me the right scratch off last week way before Christmas so I said screw it took a chance and booked 2 hours with Yume. The door was cracked open once I got to the room. I opened the door and was met with an extremely cute Japanese girl with a thick body but thick in all the right spots. People have already talked about her body enough so I will skip those details. I will say her photos are definitely her but shopped of course. In my opinion she looks a little better in person, a bit cuter.

She led me to the bathroom for the toast and shower. Shower didn't last very long which is a plus in my book, bur she did give me a nice BBJ while there. This got me standing at attention immediately. I was put off initially because she was very shy and reserved like Jenny was so I was thinking to myself oh no it's about to be another Jenny experience. However once we started talking and she got more comfortable her sweet and fun personality came out.

We went back to the bed and she continue the bbj. The entire time she kept commenting it's so big. I assured I would be gentle because I want her to enjoy herself too. We started in mish and my goodness that little kitty is tight. This 1st round was when most of the hand blocking occurred. I was understanding because with some thrust I could see her wince in pain which I don't like to see. I usually can hold back for awhile but her little kitty made me shoot in about 10 minutes. She went to the shower ti rinse out because I was deep when I made that deposit.

She returned all smiles and we cuddled, kissed, and talked for awhile. After about 5 minutes of that I told her I was ready for round 2. We did a little 69 and once we were both ready we started in doggy. No handblocking this time but I could kind of tell she wasn't enjoying it as much. I asked her if mish felt better and said it did so I flipped her over and we started back in mish. This round probably lasted a good 20 minutes before I erupted again. This time around she actually smiling, no handblocking, and practically no winches of pain, which is great because I love it when the girls enjoy themselves too.

After round 2 she asked me if I like nuru massage. I told her I've never had one and she said well you will be my first nuru massage ever. I told her I was honored to be her first. I have nothing to compare it to but from what I know about nuru she did a great job and it met my expectations. While giving the massage she said wow this is so messy you might be my first and last nuru massage. We both got a laugh out of that. After the massage I told her I wanted her again and asked her to do CG. She knows how to rude and seemed ver comfortable in CG because she was able to control speed and depth. Her body looked incredible with nuru gel all over her. We flipped to mish again and I finished deep in her again.

We went to the shower to get the nuru gel off. Once out of the shower she told me to get ready for normal massage. The massage was one of better massages I have gotten from a provider. After this massage I told her I wanted her again we started in mish and I finished deep in doggy. We got into the shower again for the final time and at the moment I felt a rush of disappointment because I knew my time was almost over.

She told me she would be back in Orlando around November or December. I told her that I need more of her and she needs to come back sooner. She said she might and said when she does she would like to see me again. I told her I have enough for another hour with you and asked if she would like me to text the booker. I think she had another appointment after me so she declined but she did it in the cutest way. Not her exact words but she basically said no you already donated so much I don't want you to donate more. I think this was her way of declining but also kind of genuine. Other reviews I read said she will refuse optional donations at the end of the session just because you had a good time.

I can't recommend Yume enough. Definitely in my top 3 providers ever, naybe even tied for 1st. Treat her well and give her a reason to want to come back.

**YumYum1** · 03-16-26 14:53

If you are looking for a wild PSE check out yume at meiji. Many times, the pictures and descriptions on meiji don't match to the providers but this time it's almost good match. She is one of very few Asians with large natural breasts that are very playful and good amount of ass. Her English is extremely limited but that should not be an issue when you are talking common language. Session started with shower along with good amount of roaming and DFK. Back on the bed spent quite a good amount of time playing with her large tits and tasty pussy 69 and DATY. She has wide menu open except greek. If you like curvy Asian she is the one but is leaving before 20th. Run don't wait. Enjoy.

Yumyum1.

**Trobber222** · 03-16-26 13:34

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

Spent some time there yesterday and saw Abby and Victoria. Bella (I think is her name) was there too.

First impressions. This crew is more subdued. Not as wild as past previous crews. Seems the energy is more slow and sensual vs. Wild and PSE.

Abby is a bit more assertive that victoria. For me Victoria has the better body, super tiny waist large for her frame MMs.

All 3 were pleasant but generally speaking I will wait for a new crew other that Victoria who I would see again. She gave a real GF vibe to me.

Had Victoria- cute little smoke show. She did short me about 15 minutes- I was ok with it, but will point to the clock upon entry next time. Could have used a little more massage.

Same as others have said- very thorough, but did try to rush things a little- had to redirect and slow here down a few times. Bella came in to help with massage for 20 seconds- also very pretty. Will ask for her or Abby next time.

**PubEx** · 03-16-26 13:15

Spent some time there yesterday and saw Abby and Victoria. Bella (I think is her name) was there too.

First impressions. This crew is more subdued. Not as wild as past previous crews. Seems the energy is more slow and sensual vs. Wild and PSE.

Abby is a bit more assertive that victoria. For me Victoria has the better body, super tiny waist large for her frame MMs.

All 3 were pleasant but generally speaking I will wait for a new crew other that Victoria who I would see again. She gave a real GF vibe to me.

**Vindylst** · 03-16-26 13:04

Scoped Orchid after some solid buzz on here. Thank you fellow mongers for helping me find this place.

Made an appointment and after some pushing with Bella she said she could bring another girl. Abby is decent build and some what curvy. Average sized boobs and ass with long straight hair. She had a cute face and a gentle personality. Bella had big knockers with a very petite build and sexy eyes. Both looked to be in mid 20's.

Bella first led me in and got me showered and cleaned. I gave the initial full donation and she started with the sensual appetizer. Part way through she asked me if I wanted extra. We discussed and she got Abby in for some fun. Bella first started with the whole shake and bake on my junior while Abby was doing her thing. I eventually told them to switch so I can play with Bella's bigger tits. Its hell of a thing when you got one tugging and sucking on you and you can play with the tits of the other one. She then covered me up and we had some fun. The person I banged was Bella while Abby was there to have fun. She tickled my balls here and there and we kissed. Finished up k9 ing Bella. Abby didn't stay for the whole thing she was probably there for 15 min. Bella cleaned me up and got me dressed. Chilled a little bit for that GFE vibe. Total damage was about $350.